/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like to dance?

I love parties. Of course I party alone and I just turn on my favorite music and dance in my room, but it's a blast!

[Anonymous No.]

excessive movement makes me feel pain

[Anonymous No.]

no I don't
parties suck
my feet hurt
I wish I was at home browsing /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm learning club dancing through one of those overpriced self-help video things (but I pirated it, so it's okay).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405158

Why learn how to dance? Just turn on the music and move your body. It's not like anyone is watching.

[Chris the Gaijin ("n _n) !IO1EaswX/g No.]

Could you post more Chen? I can't get enough Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

Maximum potential autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405162
Because I know I'm bad at it and I want to not be.

It actually comes from when I was a kid at prom and the girl I had a crush on for years asked me to dance, but I couldn't and everyone laughed at me and I never spoke to her again. I swore that day I'd learn to dance properly.

[Anonymous No.]

I only dance when I take my dancing medicine that my doctor gave me.

I'm not really sure what these pills were meant to do since I'm pretty sure he didn't prescribe it for dancing, but whenever I take the medicine then music sounds so amazing and I can't help but dance for hours in front of the mirror.

[Chris the Gaijin ("n _n) !IO1EaswX/g No.]

>>9405194

I think your doctor gave you E pills.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405162
>It's not like anyone is watching.
What if they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405228

You're alone though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405230
How do I know that? What if someone can see me and I don't know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405230
What if you aren't?

[Anonymous No.]

i ned chen


chen plz


plz chen

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405194
Do you dance around naked to watch your little flaccid penis bounce around?

I'd be there with you if that was the case. Not to dance or anything, I just want to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405346
Who said his penis was flaccid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405346
Unacceptably lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405368
Flaccid penises are way cuter. It'd be nice if the drugs made him really horny but he couldn't get a boner, so he pinched his nipples while groping himself too.
That's where another anon comes in, to give him buttgasms

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405376
Unforgivably lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405346

>your little flaccid penis

How did you know? Are you magician? That medicine makes my penis very small, something to do vasoconstriction.

[Anonymous No.]

is that cirno?

[Anonymous No.]

I dance sometime in front of my computer, not any great moves of course but it feels good sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes. I wouldn't mind going to a party, but only as long as it's a tasteful one. Clubs in my country are pretty dangerous places and being alone makes it appear less attractive.

I've also been wanting to visit Ibiza because of that reason. It won't be happening this summer, obviously, but maybe next year.

[Anonymous No.]

I really like to ``dance". The reason for the inverted commas is that my style is less structured and more mystical. I become the song.

However, I am terrified of doing this in public. Sometimes though, there is an event in my city where a bunch of people making chiptunes and demoscene stuff of the Game Boy systems and such host a small thing. It's really dark and few people show up, so it's the perfect atmosphere for me. But these things only happen maybe once every 3-4 months.

Otherwise, it's just me in my room when it's dark and everyone is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405647
I've been to Ibiza, it's not much better than what you're describing. You have safety in numbers and whatnot, and the nightlife spreads out into the streets, but it's still wild and filled with whores and hard drug users.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405695
I am a whore and a hard drug user. Please don't go around putting us down. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405686
>``
>"
That's not ``mystical''. That's just wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405706
I was referring to my moving around, not how I wrote the explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405702
I have nothing against you. Some of my best friends are whores and hard drug users. It's just not everyone's cup of biscuits, that's all.

[Josip On Deck No.]

umm no. i do like watchine Anime though... O_O

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405727
Stop posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405720
Why would you put biscuits in a friggin cup...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405747
It was a big cup and you ran out of plates?
I've done that before, but with soup, not biscuits. Same kinda deal though.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I blast my weaboo music late at night and dance around a bit, if I'm feeling happy.

But sometimes I make it too loud and my neighbor bangs on my door and yells at me loudly for being a nuisance and keeping him awake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405647

>but only as long as it's a tasteful one

So, like fancy dresses, suits, fine wine and food? That sort of thing?

[Anonymous No.]

chenpls

[Anonymous No.]

Your post was very cute OP.

It made me smile. I should have my own parties as well, I've got a bunch of fumos to enjoy them with! Fumos love parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9405237
>>9405228
>>9405230


Maximum autism

[Anonymous No.]

I have anime parties but nobody ever comes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9408955
I'll come.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't dance. I sort of bounce around in my seat to the music though. I've been doing this shit ever since I started playing shooters. I get really caught up in the music. It'd be dancing if I did it while standing up and making bigger movements. That sort of thing is too embarrassing though.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ dance party meetup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgJUUm1xaPs

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be pro pole-dancer. Man, those were the times...

Years of martial-arts training in a good use.