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Have you ever browsed /jp/ while you had something up your butt?
How do you think other /jp/ers would react if they knew you were doing something so lewd while you talked to them?

>> No.9395877

I don't own a chair so I don't think I could.

>> No.9395896
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Butthurts Inc. in association with Uncle Mugen™.


The safety chair.

>> No.9395901

>>9395896
Guessing this was ghostwritten? No way can Mugen spell this well.

>> No.9395911

I have never browsed /jp/ with something lewd up my butt.
But that is mostly because i only own 2 toys i could put up there and they are both dildos.
Sitting on my chair with either of those 2 up there would be slightly uncomfortable.

Maybe if you could recommend me a buttplug of some form that would allow me to keep it in over long periods of time, sitting and standing without any discomfort i could change that!

>> No.9395909

>>9395896
Mugen is a hack, he ripped that off
I have the original designs somewhere

>> No.9395938
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>>9395911
This! Doc Johnson small size butt plug.
It's very comfy!

>> No.9395966
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>>9395938
Do you have experience with this thing yourself?
I have been looking at getting one that can be left in there for sometime while i say do some cooking or clean my house, or maybe even browse /jp/ in my meido outfit.

>> No.9395976

>>9395966
What's the point? You'll only loosen your butt for no reason. Don't you want to be tight?

>> No.9395979
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>>9395966
I'm not sure for walking about the house with it because the base is a bit large and might be awkward, but for sitting down with over long periods it's the best I've ever used

>> No.9395994

>>9395979
I wont be using it -that- much, but just for those days i feel like being a bit extra lewd while doing otherwise simple things.

This is kinda why i wanted a smaller one, big ones seem to require more.. Training i guess we can call it.
>>9395979
Okay good to know! i will read up on these some more.

>> No.9396028
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>>9395994
You could always try analbeads, they can also be left up there without any real risk of expanding your butt, and they should also allow for that feeling of being filled up

>> No.9396040

>>9396028
Hmm that makes sense as well.

>> No.9396044

>>9396028

i'm a guy and i like anal beads. guess that makes me gay, but who cares they feel good.

>> No.9396048
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You niggaz gay.

>> No.9396054
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>>9395994
The "Njoy Pure Plug" stainless steel ones are very good for long use, i own a small one myself for this.
They are a maybe a bit expensive though

>> No.9396058

>>9396028
Anyone know of a shorter type of anal beads? Like I don't want to stick up something that small, I'd rather it be like 4 or 5 larger beads.

>> No.9396075

>>9396058
Never seen any shorter ones with bigger balls myself, i have only ever seen the longer+many small balls types. Would bigger balls not be a problem if you left them in sometime? could be hard to get out

>> No.9396085

teh buttav poop innit

>> No.9396081

>>9396075
But to get to the exciting part, I'd have to fit all those little ones in, so they'd have a bigger chance of getting dirty. Shorter strands would be better.

>> No.9396100

>>9396058
anal beads are for exercising your sphincter so you can jerk guys off with your rotten immune-deficient pallid bruised cancerous anorexic ringmeat

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>>9396081
I did some google and found these, they look kinda big.
You could try and search for "Anna Malles Power Balls"

>> No.9396143

Please note that if it isn't sold by jay list it's against the rules here

>> No.9396168

>>9396128
Those aren't gradual. I would really like what was posted before, but cut off everything after the 5th largest bead.

>> No.9396178

>>9396168
You could always just buy normal analbeads and then cut of the ones you dont like?
Should be a fairly simple modification if you get the string type.

>> No.9396190

>>9396178
Wouldn't the inside be exposed unless they were 100% silicon?

>> No.9396193

Don't you guys hate cleaning these things?

For some reason I find cleaning stuff like this more offputting than the prospect of cleaning mess off my own dick.

>> No.9396229

>>9396190
Who gives a shit I hope he kills himself somehow.

>> No.9396238

>>9396193
Yes cleaning your butt toys can be a bit offputting.
But this is why you always make sure to clean your insides first with a enema or anal-shower bottle/thing.

Makes everything much better!

>> No.9396256

>>9395976
Unless you are wanting to actually have butt sex as some point, what's the point of being tight?

>> No.9396263

I don't like that you guys use these things. It's my dream to rob a /jp/er of his anal virginity and you guys are just wasting it on these toys...

>> No.9396265

>>9396256
I use my buttplug a whole lot and it has not made my butt any less tight, so i guess that means you would have to keep it up there 24/7 while changing around to bigger ones as time goes to make any real difference.

To answer your question though if you do get old enough some people end up with issues holding things in.
So instead of a diaper being tight would be better.

>> No.9396269

>>9396263
Why would you want to hurt me?

>> No.9396273

>>9396269
I would be gentle my cute little anon.

>> No.9396278

>>9396263
Would you not rather want a /jp/sie that knows how to pleasure you with his butt due to all his training with his toys?

If you can lose your anal virginity with toys does this mean others lose theirs with onaholes?
Obviously not!

>> No.9396289

>>9396278
He is just afraid of being NTR'd he knows his penis could never compare to the pleasure of your dildo

>> No.9396291

>>9396289
>NTR'd

Uh, not with dildos.

>> No.9396304
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This is starting to sound like a /jp/ hookup thread
Next, people are going to start ask where they live and if they have a meido or cosplay outfits

Less hook up talk, more butt toys

>> No.9396309

>>9396304
Daily reminder that #/jp/hook is a channel on Rizon and
http://DistaLab.com/?channel=jp is a place where you can chat with anons near you.

>> No.9396310

>>9396289
Stop watching... The one with the blue hair chick that was kinda chubby and the ugly black haired one that used the drug on MC.

>> No.9396311

>>9396289
That is just silly!
A silicon/plastic/metal/and so on toy could never replace the warmth of another human that you love or lust for.

But lets get back on track. "Wat toy wud you fugg?"

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>>9396309
jp - #jp (leave)

invite your friends: http://DistaLab.com/?channel=jp

There are no people near you, try clicking 'Far' or leaving your channel.

>> No.9396332 [DELETED] 

>>9396309
anonidate.com

>> No.9396353
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You should get one of these /jp/

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>>9396353
So much want!
I bet its very expensive though, the ones i have seen always are.
I wonder if it makes a lot of noise..

>> No.9396375
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>>9396353
i want one.
captcha agreed, it should be my husband

>> No.9396434
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Makes me wish i had a strict /jp/sie master to lock me up so i cant use my penis and would only be allowed to experience the pleasure of being anal fugged

>> No.9396444

>>9396434
/jp/ is too masochistic to have a type like that, though.

>> No.9396455

>>9396434
>Those look exiting
>Google them and prices
My god those be some expensive plastic things
but that is kinda hot

>> No.9396481

I've been on /jp/ with an Aneros Progasm inside me multiple times.

I've slept with certain massagers inside me.

>> No.9396492

>>9396444
I fantsize about doing that to a /jp/sie daily.

>> No.9396510

In reality /jp/ is a bunch of pale, underweight with boney arse nerds or fat neckbeards. If you ever met with someone from /jp/ you probably wouldn't want to fuck them unfortunately.

And who here would actually top? Aren't you all little sluts who want to take as many loads as possible?

>> No.9396514

>>9396434
Won't the curve literally kill your penis?

>> No.9396522

>>9396514
No. But it will be very uncomfortable to get hard in them to the point that you wont get hard.
But they are safe to wear.

>> No.9396550
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The agony of being unable to find your prostate

>> No.9396566
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>>9396550
its impossible to not find it
its more likely that you are a frigid little girl who cant take pleasure from butt sex

>> No.9396567

>>9396550
I can help you with that ;)

>> No.9396586
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>>9396566
How do I un-frigid? These (fingers, not other little girls) don't seem to do much.

>> No.9396592

Of all the times I've anal masturbated I've always preferred the motion of in and out. Prostate massagers doing what they do aren't enough to make mr feel like a slut and cum all over myself.

>> No.9396598

Is it weird if I like to dress up in frilly Touhou dresses, but don't like things in my bum?

>> No.9396595

>>9396550
I tried to find it a couple days ago and found it very quickly. The feeling was definitely interesting but it was extremely tiring to keep it up longer than a few minutes. To stimulate it properly you will need one of those toys.

>> No.9396601

>>9396510
I'm not, but I'd only want to top a /jp/sie.

>> No.9396602

>>9396598
No. It just means that you need a real man to fuck you; toys aren't enough to satisfy your lewd urges.

>> No.9396603
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>>9396550
Dont be sad! its likely that you dont give it enough work to notice it properly, it wont give you instant pleasure right away if its something your butt has not been trained for.

You should try to spend a good 30+ Minutes on the spot pictured below.
Also make sure to clean your insides somehow so that there is nothing else in the way.

If you dont have toys try a condom or a latex glove with lube on it.
Lots of lube is important, also you need to be in a pretty lewd mood.
Being very horny is important for these things!

If you cant make it work day one dont just give up, try again another day but dont give in and fap in between those days!

>> No.9396611

>>9396602
But a penis is a thing, so it stands to reason I wouldn't like it.

Really, I haven't even tried it much, it's just not really something that seems very interesting.

>> No.9396618

>>9396611
A warm throbbing penis will satisfy you. It is so much different than some inanimate object or your own fingers.

>> No.9396624

>>9396603
>a good 30+ Minutes
Oh, that makes a lot of sense. I usually try for a couple of minutes most, I don't get enough privacy and my sense of shame still isn't gone.
Thanks for the tips, I guess.

>> No.9396626

>>9396550
The prostate gets really hard when you cum, just keep your finger up there and try finding it while you pleasure your cock.

>> No.9396636

I love how you anus contracts when you cum. I can feel myself squeezing on whatever I've inserted in myself and it makes me cum really hard.

>> No.9396639

>>9396618
I'm really not so sure. I've had to turn down a guy or two who wanted to do that sort of thing because I really don't think it would work...

>> No.9396642

>>9396624
>I usually try for a couple of minutes most
That explains it, for prostate orgasms without touching your penis you need to invest more time untill your body and mind gets used to the idea that pleasure should come from the butt and not your penis.

Long story short, the more you do it the easier and better it gets.
Also try your best to avoid touching your penis, as hard as that can be you basically need to tell yourself that you are a girl now!

>> No.9396658

>>9396639
If they don't have disease go bareback.

Skin to skin is the best. And when they shoot inside you is the best feeling.

>> No.9396655

>>9396639
Find someone that is understanding and gentle. You won't regret it.

>> No.9396660

SO LEWD

SHAME ON YOU /jp/

>> No.9396661

>>9396655
Sounds kinda gay, dude.

>> No.9396662

Nice to see that old /jp/ is still around.

>> No.9396670

Anyone wanna hookup?

>> No.9396681

>>9396642
>Also try your best to avoid touching your penis, as hard as that can be you basically need to tell yourself that you are a girl now!
That line makes me very hard.

>> No.9396688

>>9396662

Old /jp/ didn't have faggot threads. Fuck off.

>> No.9396689

>>9396670
Scroll up to find out how to hookup with /jp/ anons. If that does not help try /soc/.

>> No.9396691 [SPOILER] 
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A few days ago I undertook the adventure of finding my prostate gland. I found it very quickly and it was a rather pleasant feeling with all the precum that suddenly flows out of your penis. However I found it very tiring with just my finger(s) so after a while I gave up and tried to look for something better to use than my fingers. 10 minutes later I came with an semi electric shaving razor up my butt.

>> No.9396702

>>9396688
It didn't have gay threads, not like this anyway, but anal masturbating has been here for years.

>> No.9396710

>>9396642
Aye aye, sex-sensei. What position do you suggest for the lewdest experience?

>> No.9396712

Fuck. Programming, tulpas and prostate orgasms, why must everything be so hard?

Have a dildo and one of those vibrating egg things (though it broke for some reason), never achieved an anal orgasm and afterwards it feel just "hmmm, why the fuck did I do this again?".

What is the best tool for anal pleasure? Buttplug, prostate massager or your fingers? I've never found my prostate or felt pleasure from anal (apart from psychological heat), but if I do, what should I do with it? Should I massage it, push my fingers against it for pressure or what?

>> No.9396727

>>9396712
>Should I massage it, push my fingers against it for pressure or what?
You'll know once you find it. And it's not very hard to. Take a look at >>9396566
You basically just stick it in and follow the wall until you find a bump that feels weird. That's either your prostate gland or prostate cancer.

The best tool I'd say is one of these aneros prostate thingies.

>> No.9396732

>>9396712
I posted before but the Aneros Progasm is the best I've used. I just wish it was a little bigger. I love getting filled up.

Start with a smaller model. A handsfree massager is the best way to start. Or have a little poke around.

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