/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

do you have girlfriend?

/jp/?????

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388600

throw pebble at her window??????

where from the pepple factory?????

[Anonymous No.]

I have given up on such foolish thoughts a long time ago.

Kuso thread.

[Anonymous No.]

yes i have girlfriend :(

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388626
>>9388626
>>9388626

does she hit you ??????

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I said this last night and I'll say it again.

No one of the female gender would ever date a /jp/er. We still live with mommy, we have no job, and we are ugly as HELL.

Even if we got jobs and moved out, we would still be ugly. Most people here don't even know how to hold a conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388641

no i cant complaane

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388700
your looks don't matter
your wallet does
just look at tom leykis

[Anonymous No.]

Actually, I'm married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388734
Sorry for your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

No, but I have a wife.

If someone like me can find an awesome girl and make her fall in love with me, so can you.

We both have aspergers, and its the best fucking thing ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388736
It's okay, she's 2d.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD0MLsk3R3M

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388700
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.]

I do have a girlfriend, but then again, I'm not a NEET, and come to /jp/ only for the Touhou threads.

I still haven't told her that I'd very much prefer her to be Remilia instead, seeing how clingy she is when it comes to me. 3D just isn't my thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388739
Well, time to cry for the third time today. I have to say that I'm really jealous of you, really, really jealous. There's no chance that I'll ever be able to get into your situation.

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>>9388739

>We both have aspergers

Why do normalfags always do this when they tell us about their 3D sluts? "Haha yeah bros, totally got this chick, but dude she watches more anime than me! Lol and we both browse /jp/! Haha she's just an otaku like me!! We're totally bros!!!"

No one is impressed and you aren't excusing yourself from being a normalfuck. Just shut up about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, she browses this board for some reason and I still don't understand why.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388752
durr, if 3D really wasn't your thing you wouldn't have a girlfriend, you're a poser and a bad poster

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388754
yo cereals be smellin like piss

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388754
holy shit butt devastated jelly beyond compare.

>>9388753
Don't be sad! I wrote posts just like your before I met her. I was a forever alone until I crossed paths with her.

If it weren't for anonidate, I'd be single right now

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>>9388770
No one is jelly of your make believe girlfriend, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

We all have girlfriends here.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a girlfriend and she's really hot and we have SEX every night.

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>>9388770
Except I've tried that place, I've tried other things, please can I just ask you to not post about your great life in the future, I know myself and other anons are just further pushed into depression by this knowing we'll never be able to have what you have.

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>>9388783

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay to be jelly. To have never touched a hot piece of ass, I do really feel bad for you guys. But as the chinese cartoons say, it can't be helped. Cry more, the tears are delicious as fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem with girlfriends and other people is talking. What would we talk about? The only thing I enjoy is shitposting. Last time I checked, that is not a conversation topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388795
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD JELLLLLLLLLLLLY

[Anonymous No.]

I had a girlfriend and then we broke up, but then we became close friends again.

I have no romantic or sexual attraction towards her, but I fucking hate it when she's around other men. Whenever she has a boyfriend, it kills me inside to know they have sex. But it's not like I want to BE the boyfriend, so it's not (just) jealousy.

What is this, /jp/? Am I a yandere in the making?

[Anonymous No.]

I have more girlfriends than I can count.

[Anonymous No.]

upvote this thread :)

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>>9388800

What's your problem, dude?

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>>9388811
I am just fuggin with ya by pretenidng to be one of those subhuman /sp/ scum.

I am virgin as you guys, just like making the /r9k/ kiddies mad.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't need a girlfriend. I have an onahole.

[Anonymous No.]

Your moms are my girlfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388816
>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/b/

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>>9388770

>holy shit butt devastated jelly beyond compare.

Oh look, you're a fagtard from /v/. What a surprise. No one is "jelly". /jp/ is 2D culture. We get "MAD LOL!!!" because you normalfags seem to think you can post about /r9k/soc/ shit and we're supposed to sit here and listen. Now pls go.

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>>9388822
Hey, you're the one sad over not having a girlfriend, not me. I know that you came in with the wave of the people who thought that this is the place where you can be lonely together and depressed together but that's not how everyone is here. So cry more and blog more, I am out, later nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9388808

it just means your neurotic, dude

[Anonymous No.]

Two loud cries arose from Room 3 as Smith's cock muscled
its way into Esperanza's tight pussy. On the first
stroke, he sank in nearly 4 inches and let out a loud cry
of pleasure, yelling out her name as he breached her.
Esperanza tried to will her vagina to resist him, but she
never had a chance. After a few seconds of intense
pressure against the outer walls, Smith broke her. She
let out a horrible high-pitched squeal as her hymen burst
and the soft inner flesh of her pussy was rudely
introduced to the first half of Smith's cock.

Esperanza's pussy was pure heaven. The sweet flesh was
soft, warm and wonderfully tight, squeezing Smith's cock
as it strained into her inch by inch. Smith's progress
stopped at 4 inches and he lay there for a moment with
half his cock buried inside of Esperanza's little cunt,
crying out and gasping in ecstasy while the little girl
squirmed underneath him. Her head was thrown back, her
mouth and eyes both open wide in shock and pain. Her tiny
fingers dug into Smith's biceps so hard that she dug
grooves into them. She tried desperately to scream, but
all she could manage was tortured panting and high-
pitched squeaking noises.

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Smith slowly withdrew until only the tip remained, and
then he came forward again, even harder this time. This
time, he barely slowed down at the halfway mark.
Esperanza's pussy again resisted for a moment, and then
Smith felt a bit more of her vagina give way and he sank
into her to five inches...and then six. Esperanza let out
a loud "Uhhh!" as Smith took his second stroke. Smith
yelled out loud as his cock continued to grind her. With
each inch, the feeling intensified until every nerve
stood on end and his entire body was covered with goose
bumps.

He kept steady pressure against Esperanza's crotch and at
about 6 inches, Smith hit Esperanza's cervix. He gave
another push forward and found the area that every little
girl has. Smith referred to it as The Spot. As Smith
tunneled into her, Esperanza was in terrible pain, but up
to this point, she mostly squirmed underneath him and
hung onto him as he invaded her. The minute he hit The
Spot, everything changed.

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At 6 1/2 inches, Esperanza's whole body snapped tight.
Her eyes squinted and hardened and she looked Smith
directly in the face. Her face was twisted in pain and
her teeth were nearly clamped together with her lips
curled back in a grimace. She let go of his biceps and
began beating her hands against his chest. Esperanza's
pain had gone to an entirely new level and she struggled
to deal with it. Her whining was replaced with a gasping
for air and occasional outbursts of "Uhhnnn, uhhnnn,
uhhnnn..."

Smith kept steady at 6 1/2 inches, studying the pain
masked across the little girl's face. He pulled back
about an inch and Esperanza seemed to relax a bit. Then
he took the inch back and once again she tensed and
struggled against him. It was like flicking a switch.
Each time he let off The Spot, she relaxed. Each time he
pressed against The Spot, she snapped tight again. He was
hurting her now and he knew it. He began slowly stroking
her in and out, giving her a little extra on each stroke
when he reached The Spot and enjoying the feel of her
soft little hands pounding and slapping his chest.

[Anonymous No.]

Smith kept steady at 6 1/2 inches, studying the pain
masked across the little girl's face. He pulled back
about an inch and Esperanza seemed to relax a bit. Then
he took the inch back and once again she tensed and
struggled against him. It was like flicking a switch.
Each time he let off The Spot, she relaxed. Each time he
pressed against The Spot, she snapped tight again. He was
hurting her now and he knew it. He began slowly stroking
her in and out, giving her a little extra on each stroke
when he reached The Spot and enjoying the feel of her
soft little hands pounding and slapping his chest.

Smith's found a rhythm inside Esperanza, his hips sliding
back slowly and then gliding forward more quickly. His
cock was taking full strokes, withdrawing out until only
the tip was inside her and then coming forward until it
pressed up against her cervix. He pressed himself against
her as he fucked her, rubbing his body against hers. He
bent his neck so that he could kiss her face. His licked
her passionately, his tongue dragging over her chin and
cheeks, gliding up over the bridge of her nose and across
her forehead. Each time Esperanza turned her face from
him, Smith worked on whichever little ear she left
exposed, sucking her earlobe and driving his tongue
deeply into her ear while she screamed and squirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

From time to time, Smith would turn towards the glass so
that he could watch himself have sex with the beautiful
girl. It excited him to see his large, muscular body
intertwined with the soft, tiny frame underneath him.

After a few minutes, Smith was beginning to feel his cock
swell up in anticipation of orgasm. He was crying out
each stroke and calling out her name over and over.

Smith was really humping it to Esperanza now. With each
stroke she was jarred back and forth underneath him in
complete agony. She was certain that you'll need 3 pieces of bread, Kewpie brand mayo, normal oven(not microwave) and a freezer. Cover both sides of a single piece of bread with the mayo, put it into the oven, heat it till the mayo is egg yolk-yellow and dont let it char. Take it out and sandwich it in between the other 2 pieces of bread, and put them into the freezer immediately. Take it out after an hour or so and eat it straight. The cover breads are then lined up to be sacrifices like the delicious mayo dessert in the future, so dont toss them away if they're not too saggy. You'll love it, I guarantee it!