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what's your favorite touhou quote. i'll start with a good one

"HUMANS ARE NOT WORTH THE AIR THEY BREATHE" - Remilia Scarlet

>> No.9380662

>>9380656
"All youkai should be lined up and shot"- Hakurei Reimu

>> No.9380664

"Bitch, get out of the fucking way!" - Alice Cooper

>> No.9380670

"Lets suck cock, dude" -Sanae

>> No.9380671
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>> No.9380678

"Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise" Rumia

>> No.9380683

“Eye baka mukyuu, da-ze~ *knifed*" - Marissa Precious Thing

>> No.9380685

"I'm here to exterminate youkai and suck dicks and I'm all out of youkai" - Sanae Kochiya

>> No.9380689

“The Macintosh may only have 10% of the market, but it is clearly the top 10%.”
—Douglas Adams

>> No.9380693

"the main diet of youkai is, of course, humans." -- some tryhard grimdark fanon shit

>> No.9380694 [DELETED] 
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"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

-Best SDM

>> No.9380703

“Youkai. They are not the cowering wretches we were promised. They stand. They are unruly and therefore cannot be ruled. To challenge them is to court Death.” — Thanos on Gensokyo

>> No.9380708

>>9380693
"I'm so glad that Yuyoko-sama will kill and eat me one day! Then I can be an entire ghost like her!" --Grimdark Gardener with Mental Issues

>> No.9380706

"I'm a mentally retarded kid who is so goddamn annoying that my sister decided to lock me into her basement." - Worst 2hu

>> No.9380709

"I ain't gay i just want to fap to girl with giant boobs and cock fucking another girl. strapon is a decent substitute but i prefer the moneyshot to be one girl jizzing into the face of the other"

Abraham Lincon

>> No.9380716

"Ayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya"
- by M. Aya Shameymalan

>> No.9380732

>>9380706
chen doesn't live in the basement.

>> No.9380740

>>9380732
chen pls

>> No.9380753
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"HONK HONK" - Chen

>> No.9380759

>>9380753
pls chen

>> No.9380774

"i am many things Reimu... But here, i'm GOD" Yukari yakumo

>> No.9380790

"I don’t care if I never fire a blast again, I don’t care if I die, the only thing I want to do now is make this shot with all the power I have." Cirno

>> No.9380791

>>9380774
Yuka > Yukari

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>>9380759

>> No.9380807

>>9380796
chen pls

>> No.9380812
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>>9380807

>> No.9380823

>>9380812
pls chen

>> No.9380821

>>9380812
>>9380807
>>9380796
>>9380759

please don't ruin a funny thread

>> No.9380826

``Some part of our being knows this is where we came from. We long to return. And we can. Because the cosmos is also within us. We're made of star-stuff. We are a way for the cosmos to know itself. ' - Yumemi Okazaki

>> No.9380829

"BAH WEEP GRAAAH NA WEEP NINI BONG!" - Wreck Gar

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BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

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>>9380821
On a serious note I'm sorry, I can't help but shit post for some reason.

I shall take myself to bed to reflect now.

My actions were inappropriate.

If your wondering I'm the guy that's always posting the "pls chen/chen pls" in every thread.

>> No.9380845

>>9380835
le batman face?

>> No.9380849

``When moot created /jp/ as a shitsink for /a/, I immediately thought to myself «Awesome! My very own Anime/Random board!»''
         -Mystery Man "Z", best poster on /jp/, 2012

>> No.9380861

"get off mah lawn" - kazami yuuka

>> No.9380939

" I know I'm not the strongest. I know I'm not a genius. Everybody calls me the stupid, but I'm not a fool. If I do not say it myself, no one will tell me, if I do not believe in myself, no one will believe in me. But I continue to move forward, I continue to stand up. This is what you taught me, thank you ... But ... But now after this spell card I'll could face me and say finally that I am the strongest, it wont be a lie anymore. now .. come !!! RAAANNNNNNNN!!!! " Cirno (during the Genso bujutsu semi final)

>> No.9380989

"stop or i'll shoot", ups i messed up. by marisa @IM

>> No.9381002

"Whatever." - Reimu Hakurei

>> No.9381004

"Who are you quoting?" - Unknown Youkai

>> No.9381011

"Ching chong, nip nip nong" - China

>> No.9381039

"Doesn't it look like it says 'The saint has been crucified'?" -Rumia

>> No.9381042

"You others, Yokai, You are born as a concept, you transcend your essence, you take life from legends. even before your birth you have a name. Me a human, I was born without a name, I was nothing not even a memory in the heart of a person. This is my mistress who give me all this, so if I have to give my life for her I have no regrets." -Sakuya Izayoi

>> No.9381060 [DELETED] 

A moon princess (not kaguya) so everyone on /jp/ will hate me

>> No.9381071

Anyone have the full image? Is this perhaps the one that parodies the spongebob children?

Please respond.

>> No.9381082

"the answer is zero because because because...
...gensyoko doesn't have busses"
in chirno perfect math class

>> No.9381097

Since you're already here, I beat you to see, but it turns out there's no deep meaning after all .

>> No.9381115
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"Ara ara" -Yuyuko

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>>9381071
Looks like it is.

I remember this image being better. Maybe there are different ones.

>> No.9381139

"When the singularity collapses, I will be far away from here. In another universe, as a matter of fact. You, on the other hand, will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed-and even in some which are essentially impossible. "
-Dr. Reiuji

>> No.9381149

Why do people think the Singularity is even going to cause us any trouble? Asimov had this shit figured out decades ago.

>> No.9381163

"There are 60 sub-atomic particles they've discovered that can explain the thousands of other sub-atomic particles, and the model is too ugly. This is my analogy: it's like taking Scotch tape and taping a giraffe to a mule to a whale to a tiger and saying this is the ultimate theory of particles. ... We have so many particles that Oppenheimer once said you could give a Nobel Prize to the physicist that did not discover a particle that year. We were drowning in sub-atomic particles.
Now we realize that this whole zoo of sub-atomic particles, thousands of them coming out of our accelerators, can be explained by little vibrating strings. "
- Patchouli Knowledge

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"The only time I touch humans is with cold, hard steel." - Sakuya Izayoi, PoDD

>> No.9381225

"Still alive. You impress me, Fairy. More, your valor has touched my heart. Oh yes, there is still some small part of me that knows mercy. I will end your pain with something special I've been saving for just this occasion." Yuuka before unleashing triple spark on cirno (Genso Bujutsu Final)

>> No.9381226
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Hell was not created to punish sinners, it was made so that no one would sin!

-Yamada

>> No.9381255
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*clap clap clap while choking on burger*

-fat american tourist

>> No.9381338

"Can't let you di that, Hakurei" Kanako
"Kanako has ordered to take you down" Aya
"Cirno ! long time no see" Suwako
"Kanako enemie is my enemie" Sanae

"Just what i need to see, Moriya shrine" Reimu (ironic tone)

>> No.9381359

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain."

-Lily White

>> No.9381350
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Let's head up to the sky... become a second sun... and brighten everyone's day.

-Okuu

bonus points for anyone who remembers reading the doujin

>> No.9381366

"SLUUURP SLUUUURRP SLURRRP SLUUUURP"
-sanae

>> No.9381388

"Your bravery is admirable, but annoying." -Ran

>> No.9383221

"ten fingers, nine tails nineteen way to kill" ran

>> No.9383249

"Gah! A human!?"

>> No.9383277

"I bet she doesn't even have ten fingers."

>> No.9383342
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「しかたないじゃない、しかたないじゃない 」

>> No.9383353

>>9383249
Oh I know that one!
That's Nitori.

>> No.9383364

"Blah blah blah blah blah. Like that?"

>> No.9383367

"Please, hurt me more" - Tenshi

>> No.9383374

"I don't like bread ~★ DA ZE"

>> No.9383376

CAW! CAW! CAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! ~Utsuho Reiuji

>> No.9383381

"Silly shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are mere 28.5714% as powerful as mine" Alice

>> No.9383383

>>9381203
Sakuya wasn't in PoDD. She was introduced in EoSD.

>> No.9383450

"Oh, then I guess it's worth nothing." ~Pachuri

>> No.9383496
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NEKO MIKO REIMU
AI SHITERU
NEKO MIKO REIMU
NANI SHITERU?

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"I exist solely so everyone else in this world can look better by comparison. I am just that shitty." - Fujiwara no Mokou

>> No.9383510

>>9383497
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxsNGXsEW28

>> No.9384708
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"Meow" -Chen

>> No.9384760

'"Jelly Doughnuts are Scary." - Mokou

>> No.9384790
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"Drugs don't make your problems go away, they just create more" - Yuuka

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>>9384790
that's so sweet

>> No.9384811

"GET MAH PIES OUT OF THE OVEN!" -Letty Whiterock

>> No.9384816

>>9384790
But Yuka is a hippie.

>> No.9384819

>>9384816
no she's not you stupid fucking fagoon

>> No.9384824
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"Unyu~"

- Okuu

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>>9384819
That comment hurts my feelings.

>> No.9384831

>>9384819
Yes she is.

>> No.9384838

oooh look at me im No.9384831 and im stupid fag who enjoys a good dicking in my and some morrissey

>> No.9384850

>>9384838
butthurt.

>> No.9384855

>>9384838
>Le monkey face

>> No.9384927

Pettan
Pettan
Tsurupetan

>> No.9384984

``I'll cryo-freeze you with some English beef ' '
--Best 2hu

>> No.9384991

>>9384838
Morrissey is great though.

>> No.9385044
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"BWAKA BWAKA"

-Baka

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