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Hey faggodorks,

I'm wondering how clean you NEETs are. Some of you are clean (to the point of being a homo) but I find the nastiest, most unwashed of you the most interesting.

So, how often do you:

-Bathe
-Brush your teeth
-Shave
-Cut your hair
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
-Change your bedding

For me:

-Bathe
Twice a week or less, unless I have to go somewhere
-Brush your teeth
Every other day, or every two days
-Shave
About 3 times a year
-Cut your hair
About 4 times a year
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Whenever I'm pooping and notice they're long
-Change your bedding
When it becomes so greasy and nasty feeling I can't stand it (Usually about a year)

>> No.9376971

>-Bathe
Never
>-Brush your teeth
After I eat
>-Shave
Never
>-Clip your fingernails and toenails
When they get too noticable or are painful in my shoe
>-Change your bedding
Maybe once every year or so if I feel like it

>> No.9376974

Why should I tell you, nerd

>> No.9376976

personal hygiene is for fags and nerds so I don't any of this you listed

>> No.9376982

> -Bathe
Maybe once every couple days, but sometimes I go weeks without it.
> -Brush your teeth
Maybe once every couple weeks.
> -Shave
Maybe once every couple months.
> -Cut your hair
Never on my own, my dad takes me out to get that done maybe once a month.
> -Clip your fingernails and toenails
I do that all the time with my teeth.
> -Change your bedding
I don't have bedding, I sleep directly on the mattress.

>> No.9376983

>>9376971

How do you never bathe?

>> No.9376985

-Bathe
3 times or so every week.

-Brush your teeth
Morning and before I go to bed

-Shave
Once every 3-4 months or so

-Cut your hair
Every 6 months

-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I eat that shit up.

-Change your bedding
Every year or so.

>> No.9376992

>>9376983
Easily.
- Don't bathe.
- Don't shower.
There done. It's easier to not bathe than it is to bathe.

>> No.9377001

-Bathe
Usually every other day, used to be once every week. I almost never sweat, unless I do some heavy physical effort.
I wash my face daily, though.
-teeth
once or twice a week. But I'm working on it.
-shave
growing a neckbear
-cut hair
when I see fit, doing it myself.
-clip nails
This is where I'm slacking the most, because too short nails are uncomfortable.
-change bedding
once a month.

>> No.9377006

>>9376983
I don't bathe, I take showers.

I do it whenever I got outside, which is very rarely, or when I feel especially dirty and am tired of it.

>> No.9377012

-Bathe
Every other day

-Brush your teeth
2-3 times a day

-Shave
About once a week

-Cut your hair
About once every couple of months

-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Once every couple of weeks

-Change your bedding
Once every week

>> No.9377013

-Bathe
never
-Brush your teeth
couple of times a month?
-Shave
never
-Cut your hair
i usually shave just it off
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
when they get annoyingly long (once every 2 weeks?)
-Change your bedding
I have had the same beddings (spudro spadre) for a few months now, I usually sleep in a bathrobe so I don't see the point

>> No.9377019

>>9376992
I mainly bath because of back pain, it helps me relax and all. Also landlord pays the water bill, so it doesn't matter to me wether it's a shower or a bath.

>> No.9377023

>Bathe
Maybe thrice a month. Though I wash my upper body and cock every day in the sink to keep the smell away.
>Brush your teeth
Thrice a day. It has become a habit so I don't mind, and dentists I cannot afford.
>Shave
Every day. My beard is patchy, so it looks really bad if I don't.
>Cut your hair
Twice a year maybe. It is very hard to make it look good. I look ridiculous right now. Even my mother laughs at me.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
Maybe once every week.

>> No.9377025
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>>9377006

>I don't bathe, I take showers.

Everyone who says this should be killed. Bathing just means washing your body, you fucking idiot. I don't know if you're trying to be some clever little faggot, but fuck you.

>> No.9377030

>>9377025
You're completely retarded if you really think that, asslord.

>> No.9377031

>>9377025
Seconding this. "hurr durr semantics" shit was never funny or clever.

>> No.9377038

>>9377025
No, I just wanted to see the reactions when I said I didn't bathe.

I honestly thought it only applied to taking a bath. That only makes sense. I will have to look up the definition.

>> No.9377046

I shower every day
I forget tok brush my teeth a lot, but I try to do once a day
I shave face every other day, cock and butt once a month
I bite my nails
I sleep on a couch

>> No.9377053

>>9377025
>>9377038
It looks like the verb bathe implies submerging yourself. Thus showering is not bathing.

>> No.9377057

>>9377025
bathing to me, as illustrated here by the first definition:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bathe
means to take a bath.
To me regarding it as taking a shower is old fashioned

>> No.9377067

-Bathe

Once, some times twice a day

-Brush your teeth

Once a day

-Shave

I'm not really hairy, but I shave my pubes/legs every 4 months

-Cut your hair

I don't know, I haven't cut my hair in 1.5 years

-Clip your fingernails and toenails

Whenever I notice them

-Change your bedding

People actually do this methodically? Is it considered unsanitary if you don't? I don't know, if I get a jjzz stain in it maybe or spill something on it by accident.

>> No.9377076

>>9377025
You realise that you started it all ?
That was probably your intent.

>> No.9377082

>>9377053

Why don't you bathe in my fucking cum then, asshole?

>> No.9377088

>>9377082
Because I never bathe.

>> No.9377089

>Shower
Once every 5-7 days
>Brush
Once a fortnight? I scrape the plaque off my teeth with a pocket knife from time to time.
>Shave
Once a fortnight
>Cut your hair
Every two years or so, varies. Currently at about 19 months.
>Clip fingernails and toenails
Fingernails habitually, every day. Toenails when they make wearing shoes uncomfortable.
>Change your bedding
When it smells like shit, maybe once a year.

>> No.9377090

Once a day
Twice a day
Every other day
Once a month
Once a week and once every three weeks
Two or three times a year

>> No.9377095
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>>9377088

Fine, take a shower, a sprinkling, a wash, a cleansing, a splashing, a dripping or a sloshing in my jizz, fuckwipe.

>> No.9377098

I have OCD, so:

-Bathe
Once, sometimes twice day
-Brush your teeth
Twice a day
-Shave
Before I need to go outside or when I get a lot of stubble. Whichever comes first.
-Cut your hair
Whenever it gets too long.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Fingernails: Whenever they get long Toenails: Almost never until they get ridiculously long
-Change your bedding
Pillow case: Everyday Sheets: Every week

>> No.9377108

>>9377095
No thank you. That would probably make me dirtier than if I didn't take one of those at all.

>> No.9377117
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>>9377108

I wasn't asking, you faggotnerd. I'll hold your scrawny ass down and cover you in my cum until you're crying like the stupid little sissyfaggot we both know you are.

>> No.9377127

>>9377117
I don't have to listen to some guy who names a gununu image ``miumad1''

>> No.9377145

-Bathe
Every week or so. If My mum wants me to go somewhere I'll have a bath the night before.
-Brush your teeth
Same as above.
-Shave
Same as above, sometimes more because it's itchy. It hurts to shave though.
-Cut your hair
I haven't so far for about a year.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I used to bite them, I've tried to stop so they're growing right now, nothing much to clip.
-Change your bedding
Once a month maybe.

>> No.9377148
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>>9377127

Is that what you think, pussyboy? You wouldn't even be talking because you're probably a little nerdlette who is afraid of talking to people and gets autismbux for having social anxiety and being too much of a faggot to look people in the eyes.

Not to mention, I'd hit you and knock your decayed, smelly teeth out of your mouth and force you to gum my big smelly dick.

Cunt.

>> No.9377153

Some of you guys are truly disgusting.

>> No.9377155

>>9377148
At first I read that as "cont."

>> No.9377159

>Bathe
Once every two weeks, on average.

>Brush your teeth
I forgot the last time I did this.

>Shave
Once a month.

>Cut your hair
It varies.

>Clip your fingernails and toenails
Never, I just bite.

>Change your bedding
Never. Sometimes my mom does it by surprise.

>> No.9377167

-Bathe
every day
-Brush your teeth
three times a day
-Shave
every few days
-Cut your hair
every few months
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
every few weeks
-Change your bedding
every month

>> No.9377170
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9377170

Why is /jp/ so mean today

>> No.9377176

Anyone who answers ``survey threads'' are from /r9k/ and /b/.

>> No.9377182

>>9377170
Because of dirty offboarders.
Don't mind the bullies, they'll eventually leave.

>> No.9377184

>>9377176
But legendary /jp/sie Jones-sama loved survey threads. That makes them board related.

>> No.9377186

>>9377148
I wonder how big BIG really is if you know what I mean

>> No.9377190
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9377190

>>9377170

What's the matter little bitch? Afraid of getting raped?

I want you to know that if I was there, I'd break your jaw so you couldn't bite my dick and then rape your mouth until I choked you with my cum.

Fuck you.

>> No.9377196
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9377196

>>9377176

Anyone who posts in said threads to express their displeasure are massive butthurt faggots

>> No.9377203
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>> No.9377211

>>9377196
Go back to facebook/twitter and tell everyone how well you used the word "butthurt" again today.

>> No.9377212

-Bathe
every day
-Brush your teeth
Honestly, never
-Shave
-Cut your hair
keep it above my ears
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
bite them every day
-Change your bedding
I don't use sheets, and I wash my blanket once a year

>> No.9377216
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9377216

>>9377190

>> No.9377218

>>9377211

What's the matter, does your ass sting, nerd?

>> No.9377227

>>9377190
do you understand that words have the power to hurt people
i dont think you do
im not just text and pictures
theres a real person typing this and that person feels sad because of what you said
i hope some day you realise that

>> No.9377232

>>9377227

fyi im a guy

>> No.9377259
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9377259

You niggers are fucking disgusting my views of you all have now changed you disgusting fucks.

>> No.9377268

>>9377232
fuck your asshole in the ass

>> No.9377284
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9377284

>>9377227

That's a very interesting way to put it. I hadn't thought about it like that.

Want to know why? Cause I don't give a fuck what a stupid shit-huffing nerd thinks or feels. I would use you like a worthless cum-sponge with warm, toothless mouth and a soon-to-be-gaped asspussy. Don't like the term asspussy? Too bad, you lil sissy bitch, what are you gonna do about it?

After I raped you, I'd call my niggas up, and we'd run a train on you in your bedroom. We'd take your figs and shit and piss on them while we laugh at your crying face. If you said anything, we'd slap you with our shit-crusted dicks that'd just been warmed in your butt-oven and make you sniff your own filthy ass.

>> No.9377291

>>9377284

Hot.

>> No.9377340

>>9377284
*biggiesmalls bully*

Is this the birth of a new epic meme :o)?

>> No.9377342
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9377342

-Bathe
I aim for 2x a day,but if I sleep in or have something to do,then 1x a day

-Brush your teeth
I forget to a lot, so I've taken to moving my toothbrush and toothpaste into my shower so I notice it and brush more. So lately, maybe every other day.

-Shave
every day, whole body.

-Cut your hair
whenever it gets in my eyes, however my hair grows very unevenly, so I do need to cut about a half-inch off and straighten it out.

-Clip your fingernails and toenails
At least 2x a month,However I leave my thumbnails long because I use them for things.

-Change your bedding
Once a month,unless I forget, then every other month.

>> No.9377347
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9377347

-Bathe
Almost everyday
-Brush your teeth
rarely
-Shave
About once a week, sometimes a little longer.
-Cut your hair
I try to cut my bangs myself every other month.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
i dunno. Whenever starts hurting when i finger my asshole
-Change your bedding
almost never, hardly ever do laundry

btw i'm a girl

>> No.9377360

>>9377347

hello

>> No.9377384

>Bathe
I shower about every other day. The most I can go is four days before I just can't stand the smell/greasiness.
>Brush your teeth
I brush my teeth before I shower, so just as often.
>Shave
every other month
>Cut your hair
My dad cuts my hair about once a month.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
fingernails: every two weeks
toenails: every month or two
>Change your bedding
not really sure, my mom does it every once in while

>> No.9377388

>>9377347

Do your armpits and butthole ever stink? Because thats my feitsh.

>> No.9377399

>-Bathe
rarely, only when i start to notice i stink
>-Brush your teeth
i try to do it, but don't often remember
>-Shave
at least once every 2-3 days
>-Cut your hair
never
>-Clip your fingernails and toenails
once a week
>-Change your bedding
once a month

>> No.9377404

i style my hair mysel!

ooo and i paint my nails every now and then i thjink guys like it

i wash every day i dont want to be gross

same shaving. shaving is a good and normal thing

i also clip very frecquentely! I wash my colthes myself i love doing lawndry

>> No.9377413

disgusting neets please leave

>> No.9377439

None of this is disgusting. We are beautiful and strong.

>> No.9377449

>>9377404
btw im a girl

>> No.9377452

>>9377413
GTFO normie b4 i woop ur ass

>> No.9377455

every other day
every other day
once every two months
once every three months
once every two weeks for fingers, once every month for toes
once a month

>> No.9377466

-Bathe
I bathe every three or four days, sometimes earlier if my balls really start to stink. Sometimes I get a headache from sitting with my legs up and the ball stink really hits me hard.

-Brush your teeth
After every shower.

-Shave
I trim my beard.

-Cut your hair
Whenever my dad asks if I want to get a haircut, I go with him to the barber shop and we both get haircuts.

-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I frequently bite off my finger and toe nails.

-Change your bedding
After two or three showers.

>> No.9377470

-Bathe
Daily. Twice a day if day was hot.
-Brush your teeth
3 times a day
-Shave
Daily
-Cut your hair
Monthly
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Weekly
-Change your bedding
Weekly

>> No.9377473

-Bathe
Once or twice a week, sometimes more if I do anything physically exerting, not that that happens much.
-Brush your teeth
Hard to say, sometimes 3 times a day, sometimes once every 3 days.
-Shave
Once a week maybe? I spent my early 20s not needing to do it more than once a month, I hate having to deal with it so regularly now.
-Cut your hair
About 7 years ago? TRUHIKI
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I'll bite them off when particularly anxious / they start getting long
-Change your bedding
Not too often, I've had a cardboard box on the end of my bed for years, filled with books / other stuff that makes it a pain to change.

>> No.9377485

>>9377470
disgusting

>> No.9377487

-Bathe
Once a day.
-Brush your teeth
Whenever I remember, 1-2 times a day.
-Shave
Once a month.
-Cut your hair
Once every couple months.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Whenever they get annoying (every couple weeks or so).
-Change your bedding
Twice a week.

>> No.9377497

>-Bathe
Every 1-2 weeks.
>-Brush your teeth
Never.
>-Shave
Barely ever.
>-Cut your hair
Once or twice a year.
>-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Every few days.
>-Change your bedding
I don't understand this one.

>> No.9377506
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9377506

Does anybody else get turned on by the thought of an unwashed, slightly smelly girl? Like this picture of homu. I like to imagine that her crotch and butt have noticeable odors, and that her pits smell sour and a little rank. Oh-and her breath being a little stale and gross would be hot, too.

>> No.9377512

Why isn't /jp/ full of cavities yet is something I'll never understand.

>> No.9377525

>>9377512
I think I have one. I'm not sure what to do since I haven't been to the dentist in like 8 years.

>> No.9377531
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9377531

-Bathe
I shower every day.
-Brush your teeth
Once in the morning and once before I crash.
-Shave
I don't have to shave. I'm unable to grow any facial hair.
-Cut your hair
Every 2-3 months
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I bite my fingernails off. I cut my toenails maybe every three weeks.
-Change your bedding
Thrice a year.

>> No.9377537

>>9377512
I don't know, I never brushed more than once per week on average, I guess my teeth are extra strong.

>> No.9377547

>>9377506
As long as it isn't rank sweat, it's a wonderful smell. When a girl's been working out in the sun, she gives off this warm, hormonal scent that gives me an instant boner. Even my sister. WHICH IS STUPID BECAUSE I'M 2DSEXUAL

>> No.9377548

>>9377506
Only if shes smelly from working out. Anything else is DISGUSTING

>> No.9377555

Hmm, I just realized how unappealing my personal hygiene is.
>-Bathe
Shower once or twice every other day unless I get sucked into the void of my computer and forget
-Brush your teeth
Once every couple of months, or whenever I actually look at my teeth in a mirror
-Shave
What's shave mean?
-Cut your hair
Once a year if I have the spare change
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Once a month
-Change your bedding
I sleep on a couch in my living room, so does flipping the pads count?

>> No.9377557

>>9377525
As far as I know, dental restoration is the only treatment (unless you want to just extract your teeth), and that requires a dentist.

>> No.9377560

>>9377512
I wonder that myself. I haven't brushed my teeth on a daily basis since I was a child, I brush them about three to four times a week, yet whenever I go to the dentist he always says my teeth are in great shape.

>> No.9377563

>>9377547
Er, delete the "in the sun" part. Optional, but not required.

>> No.9377564

-Bathe
I shower twice every day
-Brush your teeth
I brush my teeth in the shower
-Shave
I shave my face every day, the rest of my body once a week or so
-Cut your hair
Once a year or so
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Once a month or so
-Change your bedding
Once every couple of months

>> No.9377569

>Bathe
I don't bathe, just shower. Whenever I feel dirty, roughly every two and a half days.
>Brush your teeth
Never. See the dentist every half-year.
>Shave
Once every two weeks. That's when it gets annoying.
>Cut your hair
Once every five months, I think.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
I bite them regularly, so they never grow past the edge.
>Change your bedding
Once every month or so. Doesn't get too dirty.

>> No.9377571

-Bathe
a few times a week (daily when i am employed)
-Brush your teeth
when i remember
-Shave
when i bathe
-Cut your hair
every few years
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
weekly for fingernails, toenails when they get long enough to notice
-Change your bedding
not nearly often enough

>> No.9377575

>>9377564
>the rest of my body once a week or so

Faggot detected.

>> No.9377576

i don't count any of these. i have no clue. not every day, that i can confirm.

>> No.9377601

>>9377563
>Optional, but not required.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleonasm

>> No.9377618
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>>9377601

>> No.9377635

>>9377547
Agreed. I get a boner even after my own smell after a workout

>> No.9377650

-Bathe
Once daily
-Brush your teeth
When I wake up and before I go to sleep
-Shave
Whenever stubble is noticeable, since I'm blonde and not very hairy
-Cut your hair
Before I start looking like a faggot
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Try to keep them as short as possible
-Change your bedding
Once every couple weeks

>> No.9377659

/jp/ - /b/ 3.0

>> No.9377663

>>9376960
-Bathe
If my mum doesn't force me to, never, but she does so every 2-3 weeks.
-Brush your teeth
Never, I can usually get away with not brushing.
-Shave
2-3 weeks, it gets too itchy for me to handle.
-Cut your hair
My mum usually cuts my hair every month or so, but if she isn't here then never.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Every month or so, though I put off having to do my big toenails on each foot since they've grown so strong that I need to use a knife to saw away at them and it takes ages, so that's usually every few months.
-Change your bedding
My mum changes them every few weeks. If she isn't here, then it's the same as the others and I never change them.

>> No.9377666

>>9377557
Can't I just wait for it to go away?

>> No.9377685

>>9377666
Cavities don't go away, unfortunately. It's like cancer of the teeth.

>> No.9377698

>>9377666
It will only get bigger and bigger, until either your tooth rots completely or it starts spreading to the other teeth.

>> No.9377713

>>9377685

I think my teeth might be superhuman.
I estimate I drank 700L of Coca Cola last year and I brush my teeth once a fortnight at most, yet I've never had a cavity.
I am however the pocket knife guy so maybe that helps.

>> No.9377718

So many obvious trolls in this thread.

>> No.9377758
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>>9377698
It won't spread to other teeth.

>>9377713
>fortnight
>pic

Anyways, some people have stronger teeth just like some people have stronger bones or muscles. Its normal.

>> No.9377768

>>9377758

It means two weeks, is that term unheard of in the US?

>> No.9377812

>-Bathe
once a day
>Brush your teeth
after every meal
>Shave
little girls don't shave silly
>Cut your hair
once a month
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
i-i bite them...
>Change your bedding
once a week

>> No.9377816

>>9377758
Is English not your first language?

>> No.9377829

-Bathe
once a day
-Brush your teeth
once a day
-Shave
every other day
-Cut your hair
every 2~ months
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
every month or so
-Change your bedding
every month for the bed sheets, every other day for the pillow case

>> No.9377865

-Bathe
twice a week, unless I go out somewhere, then I'll shower before I leave. Or unless it's hot and I'm sweaty.

-Brush your teeth
Once before bed every day

-Shave
Depends if I'm going out or not. I'll shave if I leave, but other than that, it's about once every two weeks. Doesn't bother me much because my facial hair grows extremely slowly, and razor heads are fucking expensive. Can't use a disposable plastic one because they irritate my skin.

-Cut your hair
Haven't cut it in over two years. I pull it back though. Currently, it's halfway down my back. I'm 6'0".
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Clip my toenails every few weeks. They grow back extremely slow. Bite my fingernails though.

-Change your bedding
Whenever it gets too much cat hair on it, so maybe once every week/week and a half.

>> No.9377876

>>9377816
>>9377768
Calm down. I know what it means, but I don't hear it used in normal conversation save for very rarely.

>> No.9377909

-Bathe
Once or Twice a day depending on my sleep patterns.
-Brush your teeth
Once a day
-Shave
Whenever hair starts appearing again.
-Cut your hair
I don't cut, I shave it off, so Probably once every 3 or so months.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Fingernails whenever they get too long, Toenails when I'm bored.
-Change your bedding
The reason I shower so often is because I never change my bedding, It's where I spend most of my day.

>> No.9377910

>>9377865
Also, I've got a dentist appointment in a few days, and I've been deathly afraid of them since I had my wisdom teeth removed back in highschool. Shit caused me to bleed for two weeks straight. I've got more than one cavity, too. One of them is pretty bad (I can feel a small hole on the side of one of my molars). And none of these dentists will knock you out to fill in cavities either. The only ones who do that are childrens dentists. They'll give you a relaxant and numb the area, that's it. What do, /jp/? I need them to be fixed, but I get a lot of anxiety when even hear mention of dentists.

>> No.9377922

>>9377910
I would say man up, but that's shitty advice.

Get drunk as fuck beforehand and take a taxi, I guess.

>> No.9377930

>>9377922

Brilliant advice.

>> No.9377931
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9377931

-Bathe
Twice a day, once when I wake up, once before I got to bed. Both are full showers
-Brush your teeth
Once per day, before I got to bed
-Shave
-Cut your hair
Once a month, skin-fade on the side, 1 on top.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Depends, I don't keep track, once I notice they're getting too long
-Change your bedding
Once every two weeks

That feel when clean 24/7

>> No.9377935

>>9377910

you will probably hear this from any orthodontist, but perhaps hearing it from /jp/ will make it more understandable. If it's not taken care of, it will cause many more problems than now. It may be unfortable for the 20 minutes it takes to take care of it. But after than you have a fresh slate to really take care of your teeth and not get into these situations again

>> No.9377938

>>9377922
Well, I would, but I've never gotten drunk before. Hell, I've never even drank before. Best way to turn you off of doing something is to have someone you know die from it.

>> No.9377946
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9377946

-Bathe
Almost every day.
-Brush your teeth
Every night before bed, but sometimes I'll forget.
-Shave
Every 2-3 days when I can notice the stuble.
-Cut your hair
Every week. It's just a buzz cut though, so it's easy to maintain.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Once or twice a month.
-Change your bedding
Once a week. I sleep naked, so it really irks me to have dirty sheets.

I will never understand how some of you can even bare to exist in such filthy conditions.

>> No.9377958

>>9377946

Bearing filth is better than putting in the effort to be clean.

>> No.9377966

>>9377935
Yeah, I know. I'm just going to have to deal with it. My mom's much worse off than I am right now, she needs two root canals, and I sure as hell don't want one of those. Also, she's sceduled her appointment on the same day so we could go together. She knows how bad I am with dentists.

>> No.9377968

I've probably brushed my teeth less than 100 times in my lifetime.

I'm 22 at the moment by the way, I have a root canal and like 5 or 6 fillings I don't even keep count because I don't care at all.

I smoke so I use that as a coverup as to why my teeth aren't pure white and I also have nightmares where all my teeth fall out.

>> No.9377970

>>9377938
Is there anything you AREN'T afraid of?

>> No.9377977

>>9377970

I'm sorry...

>> No.9377979

>>9377970
What's wrong with not drinking?

>> No.9377981

I love surveys.

-Bathe
Every couple days. Sometimes I go a bit longer without one.
-Brush your teeth
Everyday. I hate the feel of a dirty mouth.
-Shave
Twice a week.
-Cut your hair
I go about a few months without cutting it.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I don't keep track of this, but when it gets long I do it.
-Change your bedding
I sleep on the floor with a blanket.

>> No.9377984

>>9376960
>-Bathe
once a month
>-Brush your teeth
never
>-Shave
once a week
>-Cut your hair
I haven't had a haircut since February
>-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I bite them regularly
>-Change your bedding
Every 2 weeks or so, お布団 tend to get musty.

>> No.9377988

>>9376960
>Bathe
Once a day.
>Brush your teeth
Once a day.
>Shave
Once a month.
>Cut your hair
Once every six months.

>> No.9378008

>>9377966

if you're okay with taking drugs, back when I had dental problems I was stressing out about it to the point where it was physically affecting me. so my dentist prescribed me some Xanax which really helped during the procedure. I dont necessarily recommend xanax as after the fact i read up on how it can frequently cause heavy negative side effects, but something similar. trust me, it really helps it

>> No.9378049

>>9377968

many animals life span is dictated by how long it takes for their teeth to completely rot. That's why longer living animals have multiple sets of teeth so they can get rid of the bad ones

>> No.9378098

>>9378008
I think that's the relaxant they're going to give me for the procedure. My mom has been on the stuff for years though, and hasn't had any bad side effects other than tiredness and nausea.

>> No.9378114

>>9378098

Ok, that's great then, your doctor definitely knows more than me. I think you're going to find it really helpful

>> No.9378197

-Bathe
Once every 2-3 days, normally. 4 at a stretch. If for some reason I were to leave the house (not likely) then I would shower the day before I planned to go out.
-Brush your teeth
I always manage twice every day, but I'm very inconsistent with WHEN. My first brush of the day is sometimes right before my dinner as I've put it off all day.
-Shave
Once a week or so. Whenever it becomes noticable. If I'm feeling lazy, which is often, I will just shave off my moustache hair and not bother with my neckbeard until next week.
-Cut your hair
I have long hair (which I do take good care of), so this barely applies. I used to go years without cutting it, but now I get it cut about every 6 months or so to keep it healthy.
-Clip your fingernails and toenails
I absolutely will not cut my nails until one snaps or falls off and I feel I have to do them all. Sometimes I can therefore go months without doing it. On average, maybe every two-three weeks.
-Change your bedding
Fresh pillow case every week or so, but bedding? Like, once every three months, if that. Whenever it becomes noticeable stale / uncomfortable / foul-smelling.

Not 'LEL truNEET :DDDDDDDD', but hey, still failing by normal standards.

>> No.9378227

>>9378197
Aside from the showering bit and the lack of nail care, I don't think you're actually failing by normal standards...

I heard once on a TV show that the average american thinks showering about that often is socially acceptable though, but who knows?

>> No.9378236

Shower once a day
Brush teeth once or twice a day
Shave once a year
Cut my hair once a year
Not sure
Change bedding once a month

>> No.9378275

>Bathe
Multiple times a day. Only the first one's purpose is hygiene.
>Brush your teeth
Once a month at most.
>Shave
Every few weeks.
>Cut your hair
Every couple months. Long hair is hard to take care of, and I don't want disgusting long hair.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
Fingernails every week because I chew and they get caught on socks and other soft things.
>Change your bedding
I recently bought new bedding because the old stuff was too dirty to be cleaned according to my mother who paid me an unfortunate visit.

>> No.9378705

>>9376960
>Bathe
It depends. Right now, I'm going on a couple weeks. I don't really smell that much to the point where I just put deodorant and cologne on with clean clothing on every day and yeah.
>Brush your teeth
Longest recently was two months. And then I brushed, and now it's been a week.
>Shave
3 months ago was the last.
>Cut your hair
Like, 6 months at a time. Recently I just shaved off my hair.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
I clip my nails ever week or so. My toenails, not so much. I get ingrown toenails on my big toes so I don't really clip them that much
>Change your bedding
I'm so ghetto that I don't even have bedding on my bed. I just have a mattress with two blankets and a pillow. I hate putting the sheets on and off.

>> No.9378731

>>9376960
>-Bathe
Once a week, tops.
>-Brush your teeth
Every morning. I prefer having clean teeth, feels disgusting otherwise.
>-Shave
When I feel like it. Not often.
>-Cut your hair
Never.
>-Clip your fingernails and toenails
Whenever their length annoys me.
>-Change your bedding
Not often.

>> No.9378738
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9378738

on those periods when I have a job I
-bathe daily
-teeth 2x a day
-shave daily
-hair dunno, just keep it looking alright
-clip nails when needed
-change bedding once a month

on NEET duty
-bathe whenever I go out or like twice a week
-teeth whenever I go out or twice a week
-shave whenever I go out or twice a week
-hair dunno, just keep it looking alright
-clip nails when needed
-change bedding once a month

>> No.9378776

I do all this stuff when I feel necessary with no routine. if my balls smell, time for a shower etc.

also wondering if you were balding what would you do?
shave your head everyday or go with keeping hair where it still grows?

>> No.9378798

>Bathe
Once a day, although sometimes I forget about it and only bathe in the following day.
>Brush your teeth
At least twice a day, when I wake up and when I go to bed. I usually try to do it more often, but I always forget about it.
>Shave
Whenever I take a shower.
>Cut your hair
Once a month or two.
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
About once every two or three weeks.
>Change your bedding
Whenever my mom does it, which is about once a month I guess?

>> No.9378804
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9378804

>Bathe
Every day
>Brush your teeth
2-3 times a day
>Shave
Once-Twice a week
>Cut your hair
Once a month?
>Clip your fingernails and toenails
Every 10 days or so
>Change your bedding
Same as above

How can you guys stand being so dirty and shit?

>> No.9378817

>>9378804
Depression and apathy.

>> No.9378819

What's with all you freaks bathing once a day?

>> No.9378835

>>9378804

I can only imagine it's depression. Regardless of my own depression, I prefer staying clean. Being dirty annoys me personally.

>> No.9378852

>>9378804
I hate being clean because I miss being able to rub my balls and smell the most potent mixture of pheromones, sweat and dirt.

>> No.9378972

>>9378804
this (>>9378852) and I don't really feel dirty until I haven't showered for three or four days

>> No.9379019

>-Bathe
Every day. Sometimes I skip a day if I'm being especially sedentary but I usually do it anyway just for refreshment.
>-Brush your teeth
Usually twice a day, in the morning and at night before I go to sleep.
>-Shave
Every other day. I have a full beard but I don't let it grow on my neck.
-Clip your fingernails
About once a week, maybe a week and a half.
>and toenails
I have a little neurosis about this, so not very often. I get the heeby-jeebies really bad from touching my toenails. They're very strong and clipping them usually takes a few hacks per toe and since they don't flex or give, there is a little pain involved. I don't like it. I'd say once every month and a half. I know it's gross, but I always wear socks.
>-Change your bedding
Every two weeks in the winter and every week in the summer. I wear night clothes, though.

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