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9376331 No.9376331 [Reply] [Original]

You ever do time in the penitentiary, /jp/?

The pigs got it out for NEETs. We all gonna be doing a bid in county soon.

>> No.9376339

It's ok, /jp/ will stick together in the big house

>> No.9376340

im too cute for jail
they would do things to my body

>> No.9376354
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9376354

were all neets in the pen, homes

>> No.9376367

>>9376340
You're not safe on /jp/ either

>> No.9376378

i had a run-in with the police once but i never actually got arrested, and I don't plan to since i have no interest in losing my anal virginity

>> No.9376389

I was wreaking havoc in Sea World back in '95.

Broke off from the family and started pissing all over the park. Pissed on the map sign, pissed on the guard rails, pissed on the floor of a shop, was about to drop some shit outside the dolphin dome but some clown motherfucker that was selling candied apples spotted me and called in the blue shirts.

Locked me up in the pen over at the security desk. Wouldn't let me out. Had to wait for my moms to drop by and bail me out.

Fuck Sea World. Security can kiss my ass.

>> No.9376403

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s

>> No.9376421

I have a large amount of various substances growing in my house for personal NEET usage. I'd be in prison for a good while if they ever caught on and checked out my place, but I don't go outside so I don't see why they would. Opiates, marijuana, mushrooms, all in good amounts both growing and stashed.

>> No.9376428

if you never been arrested for child porn possession at least once, you ain't no nigga and dont deserve to be on /jp/

>> No.9376436

>>9376389

hardcore~
truNEET4lyfe

>> No.9376439

Jail in sweden isn't too bad from what I've heard, if I went to jail for a good reason like protecting a prostitute then I wouldn't mind.

>> No.9376453
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>>9376331
>The pigs got it out for NEETs.

>> No.9376454
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9376454

We have more experience with prison than most boys in pen do.

You think the average man could handle the amount of time I've been inside? That's straight house arrest right there. I've got the mental fortitude though. Most men would break from this much isolation, but I thrive on it. I'm tough as nails. Iron nails not finger nails. IRON nails.

You throw me in the pen and I'd spit on a guard. They'd send me to solitary, thinking that this is going to bother me but they don't know me. The worst prison has to offer is what I do every day for FUN. That's right. Tough as iron nails.

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9376461

Those niggers can't stand up to a real pig like me.

>> No.9376471

>>9376454
O HA NA

>> No.9376473

>>9376454

are we allowed to request solitary confinement in prisons?

i don't want yard time to socialize. i just want to be left alone in a little room.

>> No.9376496

>>9376473
Required by law to have outside time.
If you are high security enough they'll put you in a solitary cage, but youd have to kill a lot of people in jail for that.

>> No.9376500

Why are American prisons so evil? It's like 90% of the punishment has nothing to do with the actual prison and has much more to do with being around the prisoners.

All of the scary things about prison really have nothing to do with the prison when you think about it. I'm fine with staying in a cell and being cut off from the world. All of the scary parts involve getting fucked in the ass or beaten to death or stabbed with rusty makeshift knives. I am sure that none of this is on the prison advertisement pamphlet.

>> No.9376509

>>9376496

>If you are high security enough they'll put you in a solitary cage, but youd have to kill a lot of people in jail for that.

Why? This makes no sense at all. If you're evil enough then you get rewarded? That's insane.

Be a good prisoner that sticks to the rules? GO OUT IN THE YARD AND GET BEATEN AND RAPED.
Be an evil prisoner that kills inmates and stabs guards? Congratulations! You get your own personal cage where no one will bother you, you get free meals for the rest of your life, and you can explore your imagination as much as you want!

>> No.9376533

NEETs do not do well in prison. Their rewards are punishments to us and their punishments are rewards.

>> No.9376536

>>9376509
People are generally social creatures.

>> No.9376548

>>9376403
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
>Findout what really happens when a beta permavirgin weeaboo faggot goes to jail...
Those normals really like stringing their insults, don't they? Pretty sure he's not a permavirgin anymore, regardless.

>> No.9376567

>>9376533
>Their rewards are punishments to us and their punishments are rewards.

Right. If you're bad, you get solitary. If you're good, you get to play sports with the other prisoners in the yard.

If any of us were sent to the big house we'd have to kill the other inmates to ensure that we'd be left alone.

>> No.9376582

>>9376509
Most criminals aren't hikikomoris dude.

>> No.9376630

>>9376567
So I should make sure I know how to kill a man before I go inside?

>> No.9376646

>>9376630
Yup. Also, if you kill someone you won't get raped.

>> No.9376656

Damn, you guys are making prison sound great. I could spend my whole damn life in solitary confinement. Just one problem: I've tasted prison food before. The redguards that I was eating with choked it down like it wasn't shit, but I couldn't eat ANY of it. Everytime I brought it near my face I nearly vomited. The one downside to being a good cook I guess. If I was some Charlie born squatting in a bush eating rats and rice I would WANT to live in solitary.

Hey, anyone taste crazy bin food? Maybe it's better, and there I would get a ton of drugs whether I wanted them or not right?

>> No.9376666

>>9376656
>The redguards

fuck off bitch

>> No.9376690

If I decided to become a criminal I would never be caught.
The papers would call me "the hikikomori wizard".

>> No.9376827

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s

>> No.9376893

Not yet, even though I've done a few felonies.

>> No.9376923

>>9376893
What has a friend of yours allegedly done?

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>>9376923
I have no friends except for you guys, and that's a secret.

>> No.9377002

>>9376995
No, you don't understand. WHAT DID YOUr friend DO?

>> No.9377045

>>9377002
My friend defrauded someone for $17k and got away with it.

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