CYOA - Patchouli Goes West

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli looks up at you with bedroom eyes and asks "Wanna fuck?"

Do you:
(A) Say yes, please!
(B) Refuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369659
A

[Anonymous No.]

refuse

[Anonymous No.]

B

[Anonymous No.]

A

[Anonymous No.]

I am astounded. You have come all the way here to ask me to do *that*? What a waste.

However, if that is your wish, then it shall be so.

[Anonymous No.]

worst touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369681
Fucker I'll kick your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>/gaiaonline/

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Refuse

[Anonymous No.]

You selected (A) Say yes, please!

"Yes, please!" you say.

Alright, do you have a condom??" she asks.

You pull one out of your wallet and she holds out her hand, begging you to hand it over. You think this is hot and, already erect, you pull your pants down so she can put the condom on for you.

Patchouli casts a magic spell, and her clitoris swells up into the size and shape of a penis. "It's a good thing you had one of these, I wouldn't want you to catch my gonorrhea" she says, slipping the condom over her erect member.

Patchouli fucks you in the ass until she cums, then goes back to reading.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse because I only want to pinch your chubby belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369698
Best CYOA ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369698
I am satisfied with this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369698
I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is patchouli such a bitchouli?

[Anonymous No.]

well? are you going to post the result of choosing option b?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370293
You selected (B) Refuse

Patchouli goes back to reading.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

>>9369698
i don't know why I didn't see that coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370347

How it should have gone:

You selected (B) Refuse

"No, thanks." you say.

Patchouli casts a magic spell, and her clitoris swells up into the size and shape of a penis.

Patchouli fucks you in the ass until she cums, then goes back to reading.

You catch gonorrhea and treatment is unsatisfactory to reduce your symptoms because there are no doctors in Gensokyo.

THE END

[Anonymous No.]

You know this WAS kinda funny OP.

Come on man, spin us another tale if you will, though I would a longer tapestry in this tale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370399
But we have Eirin the Medical McGyver

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370399
Don't worry, I'm not really OP. So that wasn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370399

Oh, and then Nazi forces take over Gensokyo because pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

Cool story, bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/
>having sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370453

wqt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9370453
me in pic