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9339108 No.9339108 [Reply] [Original]

"Huh? You want to come to Gensokyo? How about you give me all of your money for starters, also if you want protection from youkai attacks then be my personal butler 24/7. You get no salary but you'll have a nice room to sleep in, free food three times per day and an endless supply of sake from that drunk Oni over there. So we have a deal? Ok, good! Now scratch my back!"

>> No.9339110

>>9339108
How about I slap your face with my penis?

>> No.9339111

what currency do they have in gensokyo

>> No.9339114

>>9339111
blowjobs

>> No.9339117

>>9339114

Too bad you don't get paid.

>> No.9339118

Sounds like a awsome deal.
Its not like i have any money so she can have all of it. And by 24/7 it means i get to watch her poop.

>> No.9339123

What would /jp/ do if when they get to Gensokyo all of the characters and their personalities are radically different than what they expected?

>> No.9339128

Can I rape oni in a meantime? If so sure why not

>> No.9339131

>>9339123
open a portal back to earth

>> No.9339133

>>9339128
>Implying she won't break you're cock with her vagoo.

>> No.9339136

>endless supply of sake from that drunk Oni
Deal.
I dont care if i have to clean her anus with my tongue after she takes a shit, endless amounts of alcohol and drinking with Suika makes it worth it.

>> No.9339141

>Free trip to Gensokyo
>Reimu's personal butler
>Free room and board
>Endless alcohol
>I get to chill with Suika

I would take this deal in an instant.
I will scratch or rub any part Reimu desires.

>> No.9339157

sure

its not like i have anything better to do

>> No.9339166

Anyone but the anon with a dead alcoholic mom would take that.

>> No.9339250

Reimu, can I scratch your cock?

>> No.9339260

>>9339166
That's not funny, my died of cirrhosis too.

>> No.9339280

I get to be a butler, free food and room just like living with my mom, and best of all I get to scratch Reimu's back.
This is like a dream come true.

>> No.9339282
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9339282

"Sorry little lady, but we don't like slavery where I'm from. Get on back to your magic playground fantasy and let me be an upstanding citizen in peace."

>> No.9339293

>>9339166
Did you even read the OP?
>personal butler
No thank you. I can't take it easy like that. Anyone who accepts that is insane.

>> No.9339311

>>9339293
Well just give her your money then try to walk away to whatever the place you wish. Just don't blame Reimu if you get attacked.

>> No.9339319

>>9339293
But Reimu is going to ask for massages and back scratches. Suika might ask for you to wipe her butt after taking a shit too.
Cleaning a few things up and managing the household like a good butler is worth that.

>> No.9339332

>You get no salary
>you'll have a nice room, food three times a week, endless sake

How is this any different than real life? Even if I did have salary, I'd need to spend it on a room, food, sake, and touhou related goods.
With this I don't have to bother taking care of bills, and I'm with the touhous so there is no reason to bother with ordering mediocre figures online.

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>>9339293
Hey, if you become her butler, at least you'll be automatically invited to all the feasts at her shrine!

>> No.9339347

>>9339282
Or what? you gonna bomb gensokyo?

>> No.9339352

>>9339332
You get food three times a week in real life?

>> No.9339374

>>9339347
It's called "liberating"

>> No.9339396

Would she let me perform cunnilingus on her every day?

>> No.9339439

>>9339352
Yes.
Thank you mom :3

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>>9339396

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>>9339396

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9339486

>>9339475
Anon doesn't look anything like that. We're all handsome bishounen

>> No.9339487

>>9339475
Don't think your mistake went unnoticed.

>>9339470

>> No.9339489

>>9339475

Why did you post a different picture, delete it and then post this? Furthermore, why did you take your time to edit this when it's even less funny than the original joke?

>> No.9339491

>>9339486
Where did you get that picture of me?

>> No.9339494

>>9339487
>>9339487

I don't. What part of ``editing a mistake'' sounds like ``oh gawd i hope no one noticed XD''? I don't care. Not everyone is as paranoid as you.

>> No.9339501

Sure, I'd have a job, which is more than I can say for reality. Wouldn't mind being a butler at all.

>> No.9339517

She's gonna make you sweep your ass off, /jp/.

>> No.9339524

>>9339517
Good. Honest labor like that is edifying.

>> No.9339552

Watashi wa give her kono dick ^__^

>> No.9339596

Reimu being selfish and bossing me around just turns me on. As long as sexual services are included in my job description, this would be my dream life.

>> No.9339823

O-okay mistress but what about my sexual needs?

enjoy your janitor clean up

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