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Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:29:30 2012 No.9332622 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:31:45 2012 No.9332635 wasn't that posted last new years? that was epic as HELL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:32:00 2012 No.9332644 >>9332622 now make it with cum bottles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:33:30 2012 No.9332647 Whoever made this should drink more water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:35:31 2012 No.9332654 File: 79 KB, 1000x750, JAYPEE DEUX.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] heres the other 1 he psoted

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:36:15 2012 No.9332658 >>9332654 Typical slav scum.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:41:00 2012 No.9332688 >>9332686 Urethra is very small

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:41:45 2012 No.9332685 Looking mighty dehydrated there bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:41:45 2012 No.9332686 How can you piss in it? The neck is too narrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:42:00 2012 No.9332692 >>9332647 Maybe the color just changed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:43:30 2012 No.9332695 >>9332686 Do you even penis? Press the tip of your dick against the neck, your urethra can't do anything but piss into the bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:43:30 2012 No.9332696 >>9332686 Why do people always ask this? You don't have to stick your entire dick into the bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:44:30 2012 No.9332702 >>9332695 I still end up pissing outside it and I don't know how.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:47:48 2012 No.9332717 >>9332702 I pissed on myself yesterday when I read something funny and moved my dick off the bottle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:48:03 2012 No.9332724 Milk bottles are better. It's just that you can't see what is inside. OP is a show-off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:54:33 2012 No.9332741 I recognize that tint anywhere. It's just vegetable oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:58:05 2012 No.9332755 >>9332741 Vegetable oil with varying tints? It's pee. The darkness changes based on hydration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 14:58:50 2012 No.9332754 >>9332702 Maybe you have holes in your penis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:01:06 2012 No.9332765 >>9332755 I'm pretty sure it's just milk. I have a lot of kitchen experience, I can at least recognize milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:06:51 2012 No.9332780 ...it's just tea right? grape juice? it's not actually all piss right? right...? >>9332654 russia? what are are you from?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:08:37 2012 No.9332786 >>9332780 >are are area are* god, i could just write "what part of russia" or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:09:06 2012 No.9332787 >>9332780 >...it's just tea right? grape juice? it's not actually all piss right? right...? Why are you even here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:12:06 2012 No.9332794 >>9332717 I laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:14:06 2012 No.9332806 >>9332786 >>9332787 disregard me, i just realized it's a common repost. i always fail to recognize stuff like that. commits sudoku etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:14:21 2012 No.9332808 File: 131 KB, 470x569, truNEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I won.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:15:37 2012 No.9332810 >>9332794 I had a half boner at the time and when I laughed my dick muscle contracted, luckily I only got my pants and not my keyboard or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:18:09 2012 No.9332821 File: 58 KB, 405x484, 1335059897033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332810 He peed his pants!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:18:24 2012 No.9332825 >>9332787 i guess i didn't expect anyone to be actually collecting the piss bottles. i thought this part was just a common joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:19:24 2012 No.9332830 File: 9 KB, 294x294, 1340960425475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get on my level

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:21:55 2012 No.9332841 >>9332825 How else will you defend yourself when niggers or the FBI break in? Aikido can't do much from a distance.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:23:24 2012 No.9332850 >>9332808 Protip: Healthy pee is never cloudy when fresh. Ever. Cloudiness = infection.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:26:57 2012 No.9332862 >>9332850 >fresh Yes, because people piss a dozen liters in one peeing session.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:30:57 2012 No.9332880 >>9332862 Obviously you've never had prune juice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:32:59 2012 No.9332888 trutruNEETs DRINK their piss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:35:32 2012 No.9332904 >>9332810 >Dick muscle Present in some animal species, not humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:35:32 2012 No.9332905 >>9332830 i wonder when will we get to see a photo of /jp/ shaped shit on the floor. or just normal shit with a timestamp. i bet we already did and i just wasn't there at the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:36:01 2012 No.9332914 >>9332904 Pop a semi and try to move your dick up and down. The muscle that lets you do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:36:16 2012 No.9332910 File: 35 KB, 348x312, trutruNEET.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332888 Agreed. HEIL HITLER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:38:01 2012 No.9332929 >>9332841 But plastic bottles are no good for jarate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:41:01 2012 No.9332948 File: 15 KB, 316x345, 1318238334140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332914 Pretty sure blood pumping into your dick allows you to do that, autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:41:46 2012 No.9332944 File: 17 KB, 251x246, naziroll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332888 this is now a tread dedicated to the man fought for the better future of humanity

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:43:46 2012 No.9332956 >>9332948 So I can control my blood? Are you saying I have super powers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:46:33 2012 No.9332973 File: 34 KB, 720x567, heilhitler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9332944 Hitler-senpai is /jp/ related.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:48:32 2012 No.9332980 >>9332948 It's still a muscle controlling the bloodflow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubococcygeus_muscle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 15:51:08 2012 No.9332991 >>9332948 Also I think this one helps move your dick. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbospongiosus_muscle

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:17:08 2012 No.9333107 >>9332905 I've been waiting for this too but /jp/ told me that floor-shitting truNEETs are extinct.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:18:55 2012 No.9333118 >>9332973 who drawn it? it looks so real

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Mon Jul 9 16:20:55 2012 No.9333128 Post the ones with sediment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:23:10 2012 No.9333146 >>9333107 I shit in nutella jars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:23:25 2012 No.9333142 >>9333118 pixiv-kun don't bother him about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 16:24:55 2012 No.9333151 >>9333146 I hope you don't work at the Nutella factory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:32:36 2012 No.9333602 >>9333151 Just what do you think they put in those jars?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 17:55:07 2012 No.9333728 >>9333602 Chocolate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 18:11:11 2012 No.9333811 Are these full of piss?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:53:34 2012 No.9335182 File: 963 KB, 2100x1472, JP2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For you, my friends.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:54:36 2012 No.9335192 >>9335182 I just realized that I cut off the bottom of the OP picture with my rectangle accidentally. Oh well.

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