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[Anonymous No.]

Here are some questions, I wish to see what the general consensus is on Touhou love (if any):

Which Touhou is most likely to genuinely fall in love with a human?
Which Touhou is most likely to want to have sex with a human?
Which Touhou do you think is most likely to fall in love with you (if you had to pick one)?
Which Touhou do you want to fall in love with you?
Which Touhou is most likely to befriend humans in general?
Which Touhou is most likely to befriend someone like you?
Would you rather Touhou be Hetero, Homo or Bi?

Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319925
It seems like you wanted to use Youkai instead of Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319925
Marisa
Reimu
Yukari
Ran
Kanako
Satori
Bi

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319942
But not all Touhou are Youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319954
Yeah that's the point though,
in the OP it looks like Touhou aren't human (all the human based questions)

Or maybe it's just me

[nght_f !kNGhTSucXc No.]

>Which Touhou is most likely to genuinely fall in love with a human?
Most human characters will get married, sadly, Youkai talking it could be Merlin seems like the loving one.

>Which Touhou is most likely to want to have sex with a human?
...

>Which Touhou do you think is most likely to fall in love with you (if you had to pick one)?
... Marisa?

>Which Touhou do you want to fall in love with you?
Kanako

>Which Touhou is most likely to befriend humans in general?
Keine

>Which Touhou is most likely to befriend someone like you?
Keine

>Would you rather Touhou be Hetero, Homo or Bi?
Hetero please, deviants are not of my taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319925
Marisa
Suwako (possibly)
I don't think anyone of them would
Satori
Kanako
Patchouli
Homo

[Anonymous No.]

ZUN already confirmed all 2hus are hetero, why give the option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319995
ZUN doesn't know shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319995
Some people like the fanon, I'm just gathering opinions, rather than total facts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9319925

Sanae, since she's fresh from the human world. It'd just be natural.

Mokou, since she really has nothing to lose. If she's going to live forever, might as well do it in bliss, right?

Thought long about this one, I have no idea who for sure, but maybe Komachi.

Yuyuko.

Keine.

Patchouli.

Hetero I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae (as >>9320013 said)
Suwako.
Suika.
Yuugi.
Keine.
Well, I'd like to say Yuugi, but I don't know.
Hetero.

[Anonymous No.]

poorly disguised "w2hf" thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320097
Hardly, the question isn't even asked in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa
Reimu for the purpose of having an heir
Hina because of my tiny lu[/spoilet]ck
Alice
Rinnosuke
Cirno

Hetero

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320252
whoops typo!

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu
Reimu
Marisa
Miko
Reimu
Rinnosuke
Hetero

[None !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

Janitor-san, please use this thread to ban anyone who thinks Touhous are anything other than pure-hearted lesbians who favour hugging over sex and don't even know what a penis is.

Thank you in advance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320298
Only secondaries see lesbianism in touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320298

>implying bros can be lesbians

stay beta, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320298
I wish I could hate you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari
Yukari
Sanae
Remilia
Cirno
...Nitori maybe?
Homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>Which Touhou is most likely to genuinely fall in love with a human? Marisa
>Which Touhou is most likely to want to have sex with a human? Yukari
>Which Touhou do you think is most likely to fall in love with you (if you had to pick one)? N/A
Which Touhou do you want to fall in love with you? Sanae
Which Touhou is most likely to befriend humans in general? Rinnosuke
Which Touhou is most likely to befriend someone like you? spoiler]Rinnosuke
>Would you rather Touhou be Hetero, Homo or Bi? Full homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9320397
Doesn't Cirno hate humans in general, or is that just part of her "strongest" act?