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>> No.9318621

is this the birth of an epic new meme???/?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>> No.9318620
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9318620

back~

>> No.9318626

>>9318603
>Not even an original image.

>> No.9318637

>Suicide into Japanese mythical afterlife
>Russian pistol

That's... doing it wrong. If you want into the Japanese happy hunting grounds, then find a vintage Nanbu pistol, point it at your image in a mirror, and let it kill you when it explodes like the legendary piece of shit it is. A weeaboo failure of a human being killed by a Japanese failure of a gun should be enough combined felicitousness to punch a hole right through to Gensokyo.

>> No.9318646

>>9318621
I want /v/ to leave.

>> No.9318660

>>9318637
gensokyu isn't an afterlife, retard

>> No.9318663

/jp/ needs new portal images. Images with instructions would be best!

>> No.9318669

>>9318663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

Go nuts.

>> No.9318670

>>9318626
well it's not /r9k/.
this picture is kinda like a meme now. or a /jp/ legend.
i like to look at it and imagine the poster in question actually did depart to Gensokyo and found happiness there.

>> No.9318687

>>9318669
These are suicide methods not portal methods!

>> No.9318699

>>9318687
I'm all for a bit of fun, but if you're going to roleplay about killing yourself, take it to /r9k/ or /adv/ or something.

>> No.9318725

>>9318603
btw im a girl

>> No.9318781

Thats how you get to Nangiala, not Gensokyo, silly OP.

>> No.9318820

>>9318725
By the by I'm a whore

>> No.9318944

>>9318820
btw i'm a misogynist and i need to check my priviledge

>> No.9319355
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9319355

How do you get into puella magi valhalla?

>> No.9319792
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9319792

>>9319355
Please respond. I want a hug from Godoka too.

>> No.9319815

I wish I had a gun.

>> No.9319811

>>9319355
Be a magical girl.

Seems like you're out of luck, anon.

>> No.9319832
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>>9319811
There's got to be some other way!... Or else... pic related.

>> No.9319837

>>9319792
i don't know how i feel about spending the afterlife in company of angsty teenage girls.

>> No.9319877
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>>9319837
Well there definitely will be whiny little bitches but I don't particularly expect any afterlife to be absolutely perfect. Just want the chance to hang out with the ones I like and maybe act as an older brother figure to them. You can also ask Sayaka why she's such a bitch in person too!

>> No.9320082
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9320082

Go on and shoot you with your fucking slavshit. You will only go to slav-heaven if you do.

I'll go to Valhalla!

>> No.9320093

>>9320082
Picture ruined by shitty handwriting

also the "here I come" seems silly

>> No.9320095

This place is getting more and more like what /b/ was some time ago.

Faggots.

>> No.9320100

>>9319815
Same here. Too bad I live in a socialist shithole where only hunters can get guns. I honestly wish we were as free as Americans.

>> No.9320102

Anyone remember a few years ago when we made a pact to write in cursive? How come I'm not seeing that?

>> No.9320115

>>9320082
why two rounds? are you so much on bath salts that you think you might need two to blow your brains out?

>> No.9320138
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9320138

If you only knew, anon. Suicide is not necessary to reach Gensokyo.. besides, there's only one 2hu you'd get to see that way..

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9320140

>>9320115
because.

>> No.9320153

>>9320138
>2hu

Please stop using this abbreviation unironically.

>> No.9320147

so...how should i kill myself /jp/ ?

>> No.9320191

dat makarov

>> No.9321197

>>9320082

HAHAHAHAHA

top fucking notch, /k/omrade

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...

>> No.9321315
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9321315

Highly tempted to get my 1911 and a pen. But somehow, I think the Wapanese Gods will take offense at the particulars of my method.

Research is ongoing.

>> No.9323504

>>9320138
We don't know. What about telling us these methods, please?

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9323548

>>9320082

Valhallasokyo, brother!

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