/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why does everyone hate shitposting so much?

It is the truest form of love. Just look at shitposter threads. They express love, happiness, compassion. They are the lifeblood of /jp/, they are what makes us love each other.

If it wasn't for shitposts then /jp/ would just become this boring robotic board with no personality or passion.

[Anonymous No.]

shitpost this

*grabs dick*

[Anonymous No.]

It's true, the "shitposters" are always the friendliest people on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think you know what shitposting is.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone?

I feel like I'm the only one who appreciates having a janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

So when all meaningful conversation is stripped away, personality and passion is what's left

okay

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor and his IRC goons hate love.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what shitposters actually believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>If it wasn't for shitposts then /jp/ would just become this boring robotic board with no personality or passion.

How is moot supposed to sell 4chan if all you filthy shitposting otaku are here? What kind of market value is that?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Like all bad and destructive things it started off cute but ended up destroying the board and what it once was.

Also, shitposting died when all of the good shitposters died.

[Anonymous No.]

Because new rulefags

[Anonymous No.]

Ironic board redirecting and assburgering became the norm among neo-/jp/ers
only that they're not being ironic

[Anonymous No.]

The last thread I made was full of love and happiness but it got deleted. It was so sad. I did make a /jp/ friend though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287930

Seriously, you otaku are ruining what used to be a civilized board for mature posters such as myself. What's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287925
Eat shit neo-/jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

Only people with asperger's hate shitposts.

They can't comprehend love or laughter because it is too difficult for their minds to understand. Their minds are wired to only understand cold hard logic and they post here simply as a form of exchanging data with each other.

Shitposters have personality. That's something someone with asperger's could never understand.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

"hmm this thread seems like otaku culture to me" -nsj

[Anonymous No.]

（ ＾ω＾) Support Mystery Man "Z"! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "2D/Random" （＾ω＾ )

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, what if Reddit and 4chan fused, and became Redchan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287925
It's because you are, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

``When moot created /jp/ as a shitsink for /a/, I immediately thought to myself «Awesome! My very own Anime/Random board!»''
　　　　　　　　　－Mystery Man "Z", best poster on /jp/, 2012

[Anonymous No.]

OP is frustrated because his shitty roleplaying Fumo thread got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

I never shitpost because I'm not a faggot loser.

[Anonymous No.]

I couldn't agree more with the OP.
That is exactly why the janitor deleting everything is extremely frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do non-shitposters even come here? Why don't you go talk to an AI, you boring fugger? You would get along perfectly. You have nothing to contribute here if you aren't willing to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

Except before shitposting was a thing, /jp/ had a hundred times the personality and passion it does today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287976
Then why do you have my dick in your mouth?

[hisui !LxyzQZx4JY No.]

>>9287920
>shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287986
Sucking a dick doesn't have to be gay if I don't feel sexually attracted to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287983
Except it was always a thing, it just didn't have the forced label.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287972
There hasn't been a fumo thread for like a week. You're thinking of the one complaining about fumo threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill everyone in this thread.

YES [ x ]
NO [ ]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287995
There was one a while ago.

[Anonymous No.]

just fucking rename this place to 2d/random and give the rest of us a /dg/ or something, for fuck's sake

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is a place where we can talk about what it feels like to poop and a place where you can talk about the things that you think about that make you feel scared.

[Anonymous No.]

"Shitposting" is only a thing because our idiot staff banned people for "shitposting" too often and now they've appropriated it as a term of pride.

As for content-free off-topic shit, people gave up when actual on-topic shit was deleted, so now they're doing whatever.

This is literally all NSJ's fault, because he's not an otaku and doesn't understand anything about us. Why is such a person allowed to rule us? Does it have to be this way on the internet as well as in real life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287995
Are you retarded? Two fumo threads just got deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287995
One got deleted a few minutes ago.
Serves you right for blogging with dolls.

[hisui !LxyzQZx4JY No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9287995
I saw one yesterday. It had Alaska Sakuya with rabbit ears.

[Anonymous No.]

blogging with dolls is so epic

XDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288002

I got that same NOTHING WRONG HERE CIVILIAN response a while ago

Janitor Internet Defense Force detected

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288001
You couldn't do a better job. How would you enforce the board rules while trying to take it easy and allow some off-topic threads, when the whole board cries if one off-topic thread gets deleted and some other doesn't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288007
>>9288004
>>9288002
>>9287997
Oh. Never saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288014
A monkey could do a better job than the current Janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv99103539

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9287998
Why do you have to rename it you fucking cunt?
Otaku Culture is fine. Why don't you just open your doujin generals in your tabs and leave the rest of us alone? what's the problem, you don't want people to have fun?
>OH NO A THREAD WITHOUT TEXT, ON AN IMAGEBOARD
>IT GOT 4 REPLIES AND ITS SINKING
>I CANT TAKE IT EASY LIKE THIS, REPORT, DELETE, ONLY GENERALS AND PATCHOULI IMAGEDUMPS ALLOWED
I'm quoting you, sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288019
You only say that because she deletes your terrible shitposts.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

``I come to /jp/ to discuss anime and video games.''
　　　　　　　　　－Guess who, 2012

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288014
>You couldn't do a better job.

I absolutely could, because I'm not burdened by having to appeal to a bunch of chucklefucks in an IRC chatroom and because I actually understand otaku culture in such a way as to make the "on/off-topic" distinction much less difficult.

No one here except for Janitor Internet Defense Force trolls agrees with what they're doing. They already have their own sites, do they have to take ours, too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288024
THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288019
I sure would like to see you going for it. /jp/ doesn't have only one janitor, and yet you complain about all of them.

You'd probably either delete half of the entire board or don't delete anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288025
No "she" doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288025

``btw im a girl''

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288040
You wouldn't even complain if it was a guy you sexist pig.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

I shitpost and love the janitor. You too can reach enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.]

"shitposting" is a meaningless term

our staff is BAD. end of story.

[Anonymous No.]

It has nothing to do with love. It's just autists being autistic. Like Rain Man when he counts stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

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~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong /jp/ meido ~ ~ ~
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[Anonymous No.]

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～～～ Thanks OP, that picture of h0mu is ～～～
～～～～～～～～ hot as HELL ～～～～～～～
～～～ I'm adding it to my pixiv bookmarks ～～～
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288059
>our
You can't speak for whole /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Janitor always deletes Kircheis "are you frustrated" threads on the spot.
Janitor never deletes "Japanese bird cooking spaggetti".
Both are the same ``quality". Janitor finds one funny, the other not, he deletes what he doesn't find funny.
/jp/ - NSJ Culture.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288024
No, you're right, I don't give half a fuck what /jp/'s name is as long as I get a new board for the content it was originally meant for. If that happens you can post Saten here to your heart's content, it's nothing to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>Shitposting

Baby's first internet buzzword. Man up already.

[Anonymous No.]

It's only shitposting if you don't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

Shitposting is nerd code for "things that make my anus bleed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288066
Shitposters love to generalise.

"We" love anime! "We" love cosplay! "We" love 3DPD!

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288074
Maybe you'll realize different janitors have different patterns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288072
Congrats on forgetting your trip, cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288089
Keep defending the new janitor
you're doing an excellent job

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288072
``When moot created /jp/ as a shitsink for /a/, I immediately thought to myself «Awesome! My very own Anime/Random board!»''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, best poster on /jp/, 2012

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288072
>Baby's first [ . . . ] internet buzzword
LOL the IRONY it's just TOO much xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288035
The janitor that was online earlier today was great. I know he was around, but he wasn't deleting practically anything. We are now fully into the real NSJ shift, and look how shitty /jp/ got. Boring as fuck 400 replies threads everywhere. At least it seems he's taking a break right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287965
What if 9fag and 4chan fused, and became 9chan or 4gag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288099
How are you quoting?

there's no [ . . . ] first and internet

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288103
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288103
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288096
Maybe he's not deleting this thread so he can hear your complaints.

[Anonymous No.]

（ ＾ω＾) Support ZUNBAR! Put this in your signature if you want to rename /jp/ to "Random/General" （＾ω＾ )

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288117
Or compiling a general list of IP addresses to find out how to best implement a range ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288117
I hope he's waiting for the mod to threadban everybody.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9288117
Are you NSJ?
Just quit already. Resign and ask moot to open the janitor applications; and make it public, not some inside process for IRC drama queens. We don't want another /bun/jew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288105
the omission was "i literaly cannot stop sukcin cock, plz cum 2 my hous nfuck my mom" -u

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288146
I'm not sure if getting either a 2008 truNEET a-san rule enforcing or a shitposter as a janitor would be better than what we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288167
yes it would

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288167
why does it always have to be about a shitposter ruling?
you want me to tell you?
I will tell you
because you're scared
you're afraid of change because you thing it will be a shitposter like you ruling /jp/
take it easy fucker, not even 1/10 of /jp/ is composed of shitposters, chances are our next janitor will be a normal guy

[Anonymous No.]

You know what?

Just change 4chan's code so people can "delete" threads and posts from their own view, blocking them from hitting their IP. The threads people don't want to see wouldn't be shown to them.

Of course, our staff is hopelessly corrupt, so that wouldn't work. They'd delete stuff for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288181
You can already do that, that won't change anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288176
If the former was a janitor, the board would always have only 3 pages. If the latter, no shitty threads would get deleted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288181
It's called hiding threads

something neo-/jp/ers can't do so they have to resort to crying to "meido"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288181
Frustrated because niggers are ransacking your neighborhood? No worries, install some blinds and close them so you can't see it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288167
Shitposting truNEET here.

I nominate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288167

All due respect to A-San but he's kind of an asshole. Not half as much as some of our other people, but still.

>>9288181

This is of course simplistic, but the general idea remains. Not "hide", because that leaves evidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288192
I vote for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288181
>blocking them from hitting their IP
Not feasible to implement server-side

It would work if we had boardwide IDs, preferably ones that changed daily

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288191

>Niggers

If I had no honor, I'd tell you to go back to /b/.

The equivalency is stupid, anyway. It's not like one thread of people playing with dolls or discussing anime or whatever is going to disrupt the board on some fundamental axis.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet NSJ and friends would love it if everyone had nicks and sigs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288213

Then use a cookie? I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

I come here to discuss things, not to talk about banal shit like teenage girls. you have gaia/reddit/facebook for that

you shitposters remind me of these guys who go to book clubs and never talk about the books they're reading, only keep spewing their normalfag culture bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288232
>I come here to discuss things, not to talk about banal shit like teenage girls

You seem to think your distinction is solid. It's not.

If you want "good discussion" and nuggets of wisdom, go to some place with an upvote function to search for that. 4chan isn't built that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288232
4chan isn't a forum retard
acting like you are doesn't make you look better, it makes you look new

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288240
Means more heavy lifting for the servers either way. Any blocking would need to made client-side, otherwise 4chan is just going to be even slower than it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288232
>I come here to discuss things, not to talk about banal shit
What the hell are you doing in this thread then?

[Anonymous No.]

FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUG YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

REVOLUTION
STOP THE JANITOR

[Anonymous No.]

>>9288326
Please stop the janitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287980
underrated post

[Anonymous No.]

I love the "underrated post" meme