/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Prove you're not a jew.

I'll start.

A stranger dropped a 20 dollar bill on the bus, and I returned it to them.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm german

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to gas station
>See kid buying gum
>Kid only has $1 and needs $1.45
>Give kid a dollar
>Kid's face lights up
No one did this to me when I was a kid..

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have any money.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have a huge jew nose

[Anonymous No.]

I think my mom's side might have some Jew in them.

What the hell do I do??

[Anonymous No.]

I'm poor and I blame it on jews corrupting the media and government

[Anonymous No.]

what is this has to do with /jp/ in the first place?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm communist.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm uncut

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286702
/jp/ - jewish pride

[Anonymous No.]

i'm...i...i don't know... i can't prove it... what if i'm really a jew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286712
yeah it's their pride when they stole all your money

[Anonymous No.]

I let my mom borrow $1550

I gave money to poor people when I was backpacing through a third world country but was still financially savvy to the point that I survived a month on just $200

I'm using some finances I saved up to help some relatives I care about start up a business so they can take care of themselves

I'm careful with my money but not greedy and only save enough to live comfortably and have extra in case someone needs help

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286705
this
enjoy your mutilated dicks fags

[Anonymous No.]

No one has ever gotten near my penis with a sharp object~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286753
would you like me to? I have some pretty sharp teeth~~

[Anonymous No.]

I support Palestine, a multiracial, multiethnic, multireligious country that is, for the most part, quite peaceful. I don't support Israel, a racist country that has nuclear arms and refuses to sign peace/weapons treaties, and makes the USA its lapdog to fight its wars.

[Anonymous No.]

I use Warosu instead of Foolz.

[Anonymous No.]

I buy knockoff fake figures just for the sake of owning, also I own a sader figurine

[Anonymous No.]

i hate all kinds of religions, especially the jewish one and its clones. a real jew would be religious because "jew" isn't a race, but a religion.

[Anonymous No.]

I post on /new/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286763
You should sell your Sader and get rich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286758
That sounds kinda scary Anon, i think i pass on your offer for now!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not circumci....
oh wait.

FUCK YOU FUCKING MOM AND DAD

[Anonymous No.]

I hate jews. They're genetic waste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286769
It's a race too. Race doesn't just mean "color", you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286769
Holy shit, we have a genius here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286774
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
Enjoy your lack of sensation. How does it make you feel that uncircumsised men can fap without lube and their orgasm is 10 fold more pleasurable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286769
Except Jews are a race. They've been mostly endogamous for 2000 years.

[Nephew Yama !XanaDuh0e2 No.]

**Uncut and proud**

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286790
Enjoy your small and smelly penis. That is also pre-ejaculative. I'd spit at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286792
You do know what soap is, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286792

[Anonymous No.]

I have no money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286796
That's like using soap for your asshole idiot! Do you know what happens when you use soap for your asshole? DO IT!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286792
no mutilated dicks are waaaaaaay better

i'm a girl by the way

[Anonymous No.]

My family has participated in various pogroms

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286697
this

>>9286814
and this

[Anonymous No.]

ALL HAIL UNCUT PENIS
You'll never feel a girl's tongue rotating between your foreskin and head or biting your foresking and edging you.
Sucks to be cutfag HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286810
Who gives a shit about what a girl thinks its what the man feels that is important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286821
I think you might be lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286821
Or a virgin bahaha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286827
stop projecting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286792
>pre-ejaculative
>I'd spit at it
what's the point

[Anonymous No.]

Get out jews.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286828
Shut up, i'm a dick magnet.

[Anonymous No.]

Reported and hidden.

Go to sleep euroshits. You're the only people who complain about this ruining our /jp/ when in reality nobody gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286697
there are german jews too, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286837
has your car a dickmagnet too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
>this is my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
Whats up fatty mc fat, did gasp for air typing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
Whats up fatty mc fat, did you gasp for air typing that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286843
nope, never met or saw a live jew

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
>afternoon
>sleep
>mfw americunt claps when fails at time zones

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286844
I don't own a car. I'm communist. Goddamn it.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9286808
i do it everyday, and so should you, if you care about hygiene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286854
You don´t own a Lada,Yugo or Trabant?

Poser shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
back to /b/
>>>/b/urgerking

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
>murrikans clap after making a shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

Look, almost all rich corporate people are jewish and they are more likely the backbone that controlling American goverment transparently since they the one that endorse the goverment. These greedy fuck are responsible in turning USA into a pile of shit. If they didn't, recession 2008 wouldn't have happened,US didn't have to go to war and the children in US today shouldn't be suffering living in the street. All they do is piling up debt ceiling, that what it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286859
I'm Chinese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286863

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839
go clap somewhere else amerifat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286870
Not true communist.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm cossack.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmelnytsky_Uprising#Jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286839

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know if I'm a Jew...

My 2nd cousins are Jews but my first cousins/close family is all Roman Catholic. We're all Polish though which is probably worse than being a Jew since they're by far the worst kind of Slavs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286874
WTF!? I as hell am not a German!

[Anonymous No.]

http://ylilauta.org/int/11288004

Until when will you keep your eyes closed to what America is doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286888
you sound envy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286891
>ylilauta
Until when will Moot keep his eyes closed to what finns are doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286885
look at your dick
report results

[Anonymous No.]

I tipped a barista.

[Anonymous No.]

I lend my friends money without interest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286901
It's cut...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286908

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286908
AHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT BABY PENIS

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you're uncut 16cm master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286894
Unn...

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9286918
i would suck your cock like HELL dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286918
> 16 cm

It's average dude

[Anonymous No.]

Great thread. Definitely preferable over a single anime or game thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286929
>Implying you need more.
There's this thing called golden size.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ in charge of not replying to shitty threads
>16 images and 81 posts

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286936
why are you such a virgin? Oh sorry, I'm on /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286938
We really don´t like jews I gues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286947
it's the girth that counts, not length. after certain length you can't even fit it all in anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286929
It's big.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286949
is that Fourze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286955
THIS

[Anonymous No.]

This thread=MY PENIS IS INSULTED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286955
Hardness counts the most.People assume penises are hard, but in reality, penises are not always hard. A huge floppy penis is worse than a hard small one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286955
You sound like an expert on the topic could you help me here? I think my head's girth is pretty nice but most of the time my head is inside the foreskin and I can't take it out when my penis is erect because the foreskin passage gets really really narrow
wat do
I am afraid that if I force it too much it might cut my foreskin

[Anonymous No.]

About 6-7 inches, depending if I have a really strong boner.

I'm uncut because my parents actually loved me.

[Anonymous No.]

I find it odd that this thread is still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286975
Why on earth do you want to pull back the foreskin if it is not comfortable to do so?
The foreskin does not have to be retracted at all. As far as I can work out, this myth originated in the USA, which is one of the few countries of the world to have ever had a chronic fixation on circumcision. They promoted what came to be known as the "clipped" look and told the world that it looked good, was good for your health, was cleaner, etc. If you have studied even the most basic of medical science you will know that these claims are not worth the paper they are written on.
Retraction of the foreskin is something that occurs in most guys in their adult years, but it still leaves many millions of men, particularly in Europe, Africa, South America, Australia and Asia, who do not ever retract the foreskin. This number also includes men with what they think of as phimosis, whereas in most cases they simply have a foreskin that does not retract. Usually, in trying to pull it back so that they conform to the perceived notion that the foreskin should retract, they hurt themselves and, in some cases, rip the foreskin or the glans.
None of this is necessary. If your foreskin does not want to be retracted, leave it alone. It is quite simple to keep it clean and healthy without ever pulling the foreskin back. It is usually much easier to masturbate and to have sex without pulling the foreskin back than by forcefully doing so.
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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286986
You can pee quite comfortably with the foreskin retracted or not.
There actually are millions of men in the world at any one time, myself included, who do not retract their foreskin. I have a number of current patients in a similar condition and have, in the past, treated men in Asia and other countries with the condition of tight foreskin. Not one that I have personally met and not one that I have ever read about has a problem with cleaning. Nor do they have problems with masturbation or sex or peeing. And I have to join with them in saying that it is ridiculous to suggest that our penises, including yours, are not functioning properly.
You do need to understand that some people can retract their foreskin and some people can't. You are in the latter category, and that is not a problem. Just leave it alone. It will not cause you any disadvantage in masturbation or sexual activity.
I repeat - you do not have to open your foreskin just because other people do it. Millions of men are just like you and never open it all their lives. Their lives are not affected by it, so nor should yours be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286975
expert here, peeled mine when I was 20

Just peel it when it's on standby. Then get erect to strech it.

Then use lube/precum/whatever to get it back.

Play the hat/bald game a few times and you are done!

you really need some type of lube or you won't be able to strech the foreskin back so easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286985
I find it odd that Jews are still here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286972
2muchhentaiman

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287002
Rustle traces C....okay, it gets too old now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286995
They have gotten used to it probably.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286977

I can pull my foreskin back all the way. Normally it's over my glans when limp. When hard, its' about midway. But I often pull it back to clean in the shower. What I always appreciated, and what I feel most cut folks can never feel. Is being able to use my foreskin to stimulate my glans while masturbating. By jacking off, I push it back and forth and with natural pre lubrication I don't need any kind of lotion to masturbate.

[Woxxy No.]

>>9286692
I run foolz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286994
i didn't have to use any lube, but had a similar thing. around 20 or so i just pulled it down while i was flaccid, then got it erect for a while, then waited for it to go flaccid again before putting it back.

after some times it stretched out enough to pull it back easily in full erect mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287023
Time to stop using foolz then.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286929,1
Oh yes, the usual argument: my shitposts are better than your shitposts.

Keep up the good fight, zunbar shills.

[Anonymous No.]

So now this thread is all about "dick"...good job /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287021
btw. i'm a girl

[Anonymous No.]

Jews are so heartless they though some australians idolmasters

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8189288

[Anonymous No.]

Good ol' times.

[Anonymous No.]

Jews are so heartless they took some australians idolmasters

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8189288

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287053

Haha, jokes on you, I wish I was a girl with a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287058
Needs higher resolution dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Jews are so heartless they took some australians idolmasters

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8189288

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287069
>Foolz

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9287069
Silly Woxxy.

[Anonymous No.]

>nazis
>evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287087
They would never hurt a soul.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ went from discussing dicks to nazis.

This board actually is falling.. where did we go wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287095
sup newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

Look at these monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287095
History Otaku is best otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286843
There's no such thing. If you had an infestation of rats living in your house would you give them your last name?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286918
I'm intact too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9286883
So true this image is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287069
>>9287060

Hah I remember that one

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287098

>doesn't understand old /jp/ memes
>calls others newfriends

[Anonymous No.]

nazis weren't evil, their leaders were.

they were also dumb, they should've gone after america with its moderate, temperate climates and weak fat people instead of russia and its harsh, cold, communist grounds and forced conscription.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287133
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a world without kikes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287087
>>9287100
Kawaii ne

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287103
This.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287135
Nips were supposed to attack them from the east but they decided to attack the US instead or well better said the Zaibatsus decided to attack the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287136

yur mom homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287136

This guy >>9287098

[Anonymous No.]

卍 SIEG HIEL! 卍

[Anonymous No.]

The time where women weren't complete sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287168
>8

HEIL DUDE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287189
they were just repressed sluts, but still sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ meetup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287193
American hollywood propaganda makes me sad.

[Z !.mfVjYH9UE No.]

Average sized nose.
Don't talk with that shity annoying accent
Am german
Watched the entire video "The last days of the big lie" on a whim, and it cleared everything up.

Stephen Spielberg is a cock.

The only posession I have in life is a computer, and maybe 5 dollars. I'm not sure about the 5 dollars though, I don't care to count my change.

Taking it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287208
Are you mystery man Z???

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287207
What are you jabbering? It would look exactly like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287215
best thread on /jp/

NSJ approved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287207

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287222
Nazis aren't like that ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyPf7JjVgeU

/jp/ meetup

[Anonymous No.]

normal sized nose, don't make money and listen to horst wessel lied from time to time (although it's mostly because i like its music).

[Anonymous No.]

Someone forgot their diamond necklace and I turned it in to security.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287222
Nothing looks like a movie scene.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have the nose and I wish that Hitler had won so he could deport all the Jews to Madagascar.

[Anonymous No.]

I prefer my Saturdays unrestricted by religious bullshit, men nonmutilated, and my bacon served at every weekend breakfast.

Also my dad's stayed single after my parents' divorce fifteen years ago (exactly, next month - happy anniversary Dad!), and when he does date it's women his own age, rather than trophy-marry a blonde 22-year-old with fake tits and embarrass the shit out of his family; c.f. the parents of every Jew who went to my university. Those were some hilarious family on-campus events, let me tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

How the HELL does this kind of thread get 150+ replies

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287570
Old /jp/ is back, that's how

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Hungarian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287622
You'll never be Finnic.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMlJgh8yY4k

comrades, when i hear this song i really want to join SS Panzerdivison NEET and crush the normalfag tirany

sieg heil
88

[Anonymous No.]

>>9287087
if they like cats then they are not evil