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9273440 No.9273440 [Reply] [Original]

Your favorite touhou walks into your room right now. how would she react and how would you react?

pic not related saddly

>> No.9273452 [DELETED] 

I would want to physically subdue her immediately and then regain my composure and figure out how someone got in here, too bad she's a touhou

>> No.9273449
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she goes KYU! and i go BOOM!

>> No.9273459

He'd seen many of these shards of 'post-your' discussion in his time on the Internet. They were completely without substance, and uninteresting, but the notion of replying to them was seductive. Humor went hand-in-hand with status in this place, and these discussions presented easy opportunities for cheap wit. None of it was actually funny, of course, but he imagined it was easy for the contributors to think that it was, and so it was this great self-completing chain of self-gratification and congratulation and terrible, unfunny, unwitty, useless posts. And nothing could sway it.

>> No.9273464
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Her: "Wait this is not lady Yuyukos room"

Me: "OH MY GOD YOUH-MUUH"

>> No.9273475

>>9273459
Aw...ruined every thread for me ever.

>> No.9273478

>>9273459
How noir

>> No.9273482 [DELETED] 

>>9273459

>>>/a/

>> No.9273487

>>9273482
>>>/a/

>> No.9273494
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>>9273487
>>9273482

>> No.9273500

>>9273440
Wouldn't your dick freeze and get ripped off anyways when you try to pull out of Cirno?

>> No.9273509

That pic is really confusing, am I supposed to shove it in her mouth, breasts or eye sockets?

>> No.9273510

I don't fucking know

>> No.9273513

>>9273509
All of the above plus the hidden hole.

>> No.9273520
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Her: It's namusan time

Me: No hijiri no.

>> No.9273527

>>9273513
Alright, if I don't come back from my search for the hidden hole, then please tell my mom I love her.

>> No.9273530

>>9273527
I tell her I love her every night anyway.

>> No.9273533

>>9273530
0wned

>> No.9273537

>>9273530
Keep it up, she's gonna need a whole lot more loving when I'm gone.

>> No.9273540
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9273540

we danc

>> No.9273563

>>9273540
Heyyy Moetron...~ What's your favorite Touhou?

>> No.9273585

She'd probably get my ass into shape, and i would be happy for it.

OR SHE'D SLEEP BEACUSE FANON XDDDDDDD

>> No.9273591

>>9273585
But yuuka and yukari sleeping is canon

>> No.9273602

>>9273591
meiling bro

because that one time she slept in that one game makes it totally canon that she's a narcoleptic

>> No.9273603
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i freak out and start crying

she spirits me away

>> No.9273649

I'd turn around and look at her. We would probably just look at each other for a while not sure of what to think. Eventually I would remember that I just made some noodles and they are getting cold so I will slowly reach for the bowl without breaking eye contact and begin eating....slowly. She will then slowly begin sipping booze from her bowl, also without breaking eye contact. This will continue until she gets too drunk and annoyed to put up with it anymore and rips my door from the frame and breaks it over my head.

>> No.9273690

>>9273684
research in your butt

>> No.9273684
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hi baka

wanna do reasearch with me?

>> No.9273711

Me: "oh, sorry my room is messy and I don't speak Japanese

Then Reimu leaves forever

>> No.9273714
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Honestly I don't see much happening.

It'd be the typical "Holy shit it's Reimu! What brings you to my room?" and "Hows Gensokyo?" chat, but after that, nothing special. She'd probably just leave.

Unless there was some weird "You have to come back with me to Gensokyo" plot involved, in which case things might turn out differently.

>> No.9273733

>>9273714
She was sent back in time to protect you from terminators.

>> No.9273736
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>> No.9273738
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She'd just ask her master to stop screwing around and gap her to the place she was supposed to go. Then I would never see her again ;__;

>> No.9273751

She:Moonspeak
I:desu desu desu boku kisama watashi anata desu?

>> No.9273759

>>9273733
Reimu was sent back in time to keep you virgin so you can become a great wizard.
That sounds very frustrating. I like it.

>> No.9273776

>>9273738
You're fault for not jumping in after her.

>> No.9273780

>>9273751
Stop posting like this is /b/, alright little guy?

>> No.9273786

>>9273776
*Your

God damn it. My grammar has gone to shit lately...

>> No.9273793

>>9273780
kisama anata watashi wo fakku desu desu desu!!kawaii!!

>> No.9273811
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She'd smirk a bit.

I'd shit my pants and jump trough the window and run , jesus christ run

>> No.9273849
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Freak out.
She's real. She's real and she's in my house. Holyshitholyshitholyshit

>> No.9273864
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Kaenbyou RIN:"Mata ikiteiruka?"
ME:"KAERE!"

>> No.9274545
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Challenge her to videogames.

>> No.9274564

>>9273849
This.
She would be real.
She'd be all 3d and ugly and real.
I'd freak out

>> No.9274583

>>9273440
I don't know who I'll be getting.

>>9273864
You gonna get carried away.

>> No.9274638
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I'd be overjoyed and suggest going for a walk in the woods or something where we can play with her brethren.

She'd probably bring a lot of ants and roaches and mosquitoes into my room though. I couldn't handle that.

>> No.9274680

Turn my AC off and ask her to stand in for it.

>> No.9274798
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"... You gonna finish that?"
I got booze so I'm good.
We'd party and get shitfaced.
And then she would break my arm via arm-wrestling.
I never broke a bone before but I would be honored if she was my first.

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le ironic /v/ face

>> No.9274841
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>>9273714
Pretty crazy to think about.
If your favorite Touhou just burst into your room and shouted "I have no time to explain. You need to come with me to Gensokyo right away! Quickly gather what few essentials you need as we won't be returning! Hurry!" most if not all of us would just throw our past lives away in a second and go with them.
Just like that we would abandon our old selves with the opportunity.

>> No.9274849

>>9274833

give me the games

>> No.9274857

>>9274841
If there's internet then I wouldn't mind going, but I would still spend all day inside talking to no one so I don't see the point in going

>> No.9274867

>>9274841
Hell, I'd do that even if it wasn't for gensoukyo or anything touhou related. Even if it was an alien,demon,wizard or some other crazy being I'd be like "Fuck yeah, let's do this!"

Shit, I'd probably even go with some dude who is tripping off acid if he comes up to my window and knocks on it.

>> No.9274873
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Pleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillmepleasedon'tkillme.

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le srs bsns janitor face

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