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Cute 2d girls aside, who's your ideal mate?

>> No.9265607
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Gardevoir.

>> No.9265610

>>9265599

If she can't be 2D, guess I'd have to be content with a 3D version or some shit.

>> No.9265615
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9265615

Only her.

>> No.9265613

Probably some cute little white girl. Nothing too fancy.

>> No.9265625

Long and black haired, short, small breasted catgirl with fairy wings and a love of wearing maid-esque clothing. Also she's a robot so I can customize her when I'm bored and she never grows elderly or pees or poops.

>> No.9265630

focke wulf best loli artist

>> No.9265633

I don't understand. Please explain.

>> No.9265635

>>9265625
> short
> never goes elderly
> never pees or poops

that a very good way to ruin the best fetishes

>> No.9265643

She's 3d and looks like Kaguya.She doens't have bf and saves herslef for her husband, she's clever and strong willed. Too bad we don't meet often at the uni.

>> No.9265640

>>9265633
You're 30 years old. It has just occurred to you that you want to continue your bloodline. What type of ( real human) girl do you mate with.

>> No.9265649

>>9265640
The fuck are you talking about doood?

>> No.9265646

>>9265640
That's a trick question, isn't it? I'm on to you.

>> No.9265650

>>9265599
I miss comic RiN ;_;

>> No.9265661

>>9265599
Shy, clingy, introverted, non-landwhale weeaboo. She either doesn't exist or isn't interested in me, so I'm fine with 2D.

>> No.9265665

>>9265643
too bad that you think, she'll save her for her husband.

stop beeing delusional, she already fucked a whole footballteam. And you can't look at her face because you know that she enjoyed drinking and sucking out the semen from big sweaty dicks.

get real and make a tulpa faggot.

>> No.9265671

She's 2D and her name is Azusa.

>> No.9265672

>>9265665
>Implying she's an american slut.
>Implying our unis have any kind of sport teams.

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>>9265671
oh boy, here we go

>> No.9265684

>>9265681
>>>/a/

>> No.9265682

>>9265672

I'm not that guy, but saying you believed whatever she said about saving herself for her husband is plain joking.

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>>9265684
son, you got rustled

>> No.9265689

>>9265682
She didn't say anything but you can tell by her actions.
There're still women who are taught not to be sluts. If even a tiny minority.

>> No.9265691

>>9265688
lmao you owned that nerd :P

>> No.9265694
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>>9265689
Do you really think women are "taught" to be sluts?

>> No.9265699
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>>9265665
What a strange planet you must be from

>> No.9265700

>>9265681
You have a facebook account too?

>> No.9265702

>>9265682
I'm not that guy, but I'm surrounded by girls who are too focused on their studying to have time for dating. Figures, they wouldn't be where I am if they weren't passionate about studying. Of course, this means they don't wear makeup or try to beautify themselves in any way.

>> No.9265704

>>9265702
Us normalbros have a hard life.

>> No.9265707

>>9265694
Not him, but society plays a huge part in conforming women's sexuality. Just as nuns are taught chastity, most girls in these times are "taught" by media and such that having as many sexual partners as possible is good.

>> No.9265710

>>9265702
Where do you live?

>> No.9265712

>>9265702
She doesn't wear make up but she doesn't need anyway. But that hair goddamn. Long straight silky black hair.

>> No.9266469

>>9265710
Please respond.

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>> No.9266490

>>9266484
I sure would like to fuck Taiga Aisaka.

>> No.9266491
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9266491

a fat neet who just wants to play games and take it easy and occasionally do lewd things with me.

>> No.9266496

Dunno. I figure I'll know it when I see it and even if she has the looks, her personality will probably be shit so I'd probably just give her a disgusted look and go home to anger fap.

No matter, I've been in a relationship before and I really don't want to have to deal with that again any time soon.

>> No.9266497

>>9265694
>forever alone woman.jpg
filename of the century

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>>9266490
whoa whoa #whoa fuck off kid she's mine alone

think about some other girl loser

>> No.9266521

>>9266505
Fuck off and have your ookami girl

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>>9266521
you talking sh*t about me, kid? bring it gayking i'll wipe the floor with your cock

>> No.9266612

>>9265640
>you want to continue your bloodline

NO, I absolutely do NOT want that. (unfortunately my disabled elder brother already did that..) I'm a bastard child and my genes are horrible.

I'm doing the world a service by sticking to 2D -but even if my waifu was 3D, we most likely wouldn't have kids.

>> No.9266677

Small breasts/flat chest.

Quirky. Would prefer she look good in glasses.

Doesn't have to be fit, but not fat.

Pure and not a bitch

>> No.9266681

>>9266612
Like literally a bastard?

>> No.9266700

She's 2D. Or if 3D, must have a 2D soul.

>> No.9266709

>>9266677

Also puffy vulva.

You fucking heard me.

Puffy. Volva

>> No.9267871

>>9266700
Girls with 2D souls don't exist.

>> No.9268629

Yuki Kajiura. I don't care how many men she had, I want her to bear my children. Even though I am totally not worthy of this.

>> No.9268678

Small, smart, and enthusiastic.

>> No.9268698

Chihaya

>> No.9268926

>>9265630

Damn straight. So many faps were had to his art.

>> No.9268976

Asian, long and slim, long wavy hair, small chest, fashionable, and a personality that is socially outgoing but privately introverted.

I know and am on good terms with her, but it would never work.

>> No.9269011

Strong willed, wise, open-minded, mint condition, reliable, small breasts, no hair except on top of her head, not hot/sexy but pretty, successful, and likes/will grow to like Touhou games.

>> No.9269075

Me but cuter.

>> No.9269084

my sister. i want to see what type of baby will come out of incest

>> No.9269120

Strong, clever, confident, kind and enthusiastic.

>> No.9269137

>>9265640
>You're 30 years old. It has just occurred to you that you want to continue your bloodline. What type of ( real human) girl do you mate with.
oh, so it's about breeding now, not romance. 30 years you say? i don't think medicine advances fast enough to allow me to have children by that time. pointless question.

though the assumption that i actually get to choose who i mate with was bullshit from the start.

>> No.9269166

epic /r9k/ thread 10/10 would read again

>> No.9269172

Tall. Her eyes are stern and her face is strong. Her dusty brown hair isn't long, nor fancy, but suiting, almost in an Aristotelian sort of way. She smiles a lot, but not always warm smiles: smiles of all sorts of emotion. When she speaks, she is a woman of logic, but she wonders at the world with the same enthusiasm as I. Maybe she's into our sort of stuff, or maybe not: it's the love of art that matters. She is not extremely fit, but she's formed fully and well: her legs are rabbit like, her arms sturdy as if their bones were of carbon fiber. She's pleasant and warming to talk to, but not frivolous. Though not loud and outgoing, she is not fully demure: her personality too strong, her words with too much feeling behind them.

But hell, I'm into any girl with a strong spirit and a keen mind. And you know what? She lacks the one essential quality that my fantasy can never have: she is not alive. She does not think, she is predictable, and soulless, for I have merely written her. Honestly, I do not care about her. But as a mental exercise, I shall, for the moment, entertain her.

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9269177

an obese hobbit

>> No.9269196

You, OP.

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