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Daily reminder for /jp/ to start working out.

>> No.9265211

why would i work out when she could rape me without the chance of me escaping?

>> No.9265224

>>9265219
I'd rather have her crush my penis with her vagina muscles or thighs than fuck me in the ass.

>> No.9265219
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>>9265211
read the file name

>> No.9265223

>>9265211
Look at her height. she can rape your cat at best.
you have to workout in order to be quick enough to put it in a safe place.

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>>9265224

>> No.9265229
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But i'm buff. A perfect beefcake.

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>>9265219
Its really creepy when you save your images quoting me Sparky.

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>>9265230

>> No.9265256

sparky, why you can't stop spreading faggotry?
I mean, how old are you?

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>>9265256
eye am 21
22 if you count conceived months

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>>9265211

>implying you want to escape
...but maybe she prefers dat Aesthetics.

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>>9265256
wwwww

>> No.9265268

>>9265265
dem*

>> No.9265280

But I've been working out since forever.

How did it become the latest fad among nerds again?

>> No.9265286

>>9265280
You seem frustrated.

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>>9265280

Because it's good, and nerds are intelligent people, aren't they?

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>>9265286
Guess why.

>> No.9265296

>>9265280
You think you're better than us just because you work out??

>> No.9265300

>>9265290
i bet dude gets all the ladies.

>> No.9265306

but how the fuck do I start?

>> No.9265309

buy alot of protein powder the rest will come by itself

>> No.9265313

>>9265306
the old /fit/ sticky
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html

the new /fit/ sticky (which is not as good but has a bunch of lolsorandom shit in it)
>go to /fit/ you lazy fuck

>> No.9265310

>>9265306
Stop mass debating.

>> No.9265316

I did for six years. I gained almost no mass. Either my diet doesn't support it, or I have a low max. Possibly both.

Given that I've never weighed more than 150lbs and that I'm 6'3", I'd say that me working out is a lost cause. I've given that up. I'm tired of all of the Mexicans who hang out at the gyms around here anyway.

The squat rack is not for sit-ups. Why is a bench over there, anyway? Also, that's not how you do a squat. Stop bending your back like that. Screaming won't make you lift any more weight. Stop dropping all of the weight on the floor on your last rep. Stop watching me while I'm doing a set, it's weird. Don't laugh at my form - you're the wrong who's doing it wrong. You're not supposed to clink the weights together when you bring them over your head. Stop swinging your body with the weight when you curl - the dumbbell might have a larger number, but that doesn't mean you're lifting that much. Wipe off the equipment after you're done with it. Stop playing that awful Mexican fiesta rap. Stop trying to talk to me. Stop trying to spot me. You know damn well that I'm still using this bench, so stop asking, and stop circling me like some kind of awkward Mexican faux-hawk vulture. Also, faux-hawks are stupid. Learn English. I'm not going to spot you if you're going to do weight that you know you aren't even going to do one rep of - you're not lifting if I pulling 80% of it off of you. Put your shirt back on. A gym is not a daycare - get your Mexican spawn out of here.

It's just not worth it. They're minorities, so they get special treatment. Nevermind that they're the social majority, which is sad considering that I already don't like interacting with people, and I should be glad that they don't speak my language, but they managed to be obnoxious enough to make up for it.

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>>9265306

Buy a set of dumbells, fix your diet and learn the proper exercises to do.

You can order them from amazon, ebay or whatever you want.

I suggest you to take a look here: http://scoobysworkshop.com/

>> No.9265319

I don't really enjoy exercising. Many people, even on here, say "oh, you're depressed? go lift/exercise/work out, it'll make you feel great". But it doesn't. It makes me feel all sweaty and increases my appetite.

And it doesn't make me more confident either. It makes me more insecure, because when my family finds out I've been exercising, they laugh at me.

I eat very little and I walk everywhere, that's enough for me.

>> No.9265324

>typical /fit/ user
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THtHAht9y0o

>> No.9265329

>>9265316
your diet was shit.

you just didnt eat enough. Time, and time, and time again I hear "baaawwww I can make no gainz fast metabolism ;___;".

read my lips. EAT. MORE. FUCKING. FOOD. Eat more food, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat.

>>9265319
Exercising for me is enjoyable in that it is a quantifiable measurement of improvement. Where one week I can lift X, and the next X+5, that's it.

>>9265317
nah, go to a gym, you'll need more than dumbbells, and a gym to suit anyone's needs can be as cheap as less than 20 a month.

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>>9265317

>> No.9265336

>>9265286
>>9265289
Well nerds think it's like some magic pill that makes them manly and non-nerd and non-autistic, but it really doesn't do that.

Exercising is just supposed to be another natural thing you do, like pissing or pooping. But now it's like MEMES and EBIN BRAH.

>> No.9265337

>>9265319

Lock that fucking door and ignore them during workout, and eat properly.
And there is nothing wrong to feel all sweaty if you take a shower after it.

>>9265316
Diet is extremely important and it's the most difficult part.
If your diet is not good your exercises can't do anything.

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>>9265335

>> No.9265349

>>9265329
I ate enough to be sick nearly constantly, to no avail.

For what purpose would a man subject themselves to embarrassment, nausea, and increased cost of living for absolutely no benefit?

>> No.9265351

Even though I'm an unmotivated sack of shit I've been trying to get in thirty minutes of cardio a day, which I can do quietly in my room. Good thing the floor doesn't squeak and the foundations are solid.

The other thing I want to work on is drinking water when I'm hungry instead of getting something to eat.

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>>9265349

Have you tried whey proteins?

>> No.9265376

>>9265358
Yes. It did not help.

>> No.9265398

>>9265264
I want to have sex with sparky soo bad.

>> No.9265404

>>9265349
you didnt eat enough

thats it.

>> No.9265426
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do at least 10 pushups before sitting down.
it's 40 for me now. (50 next week)
10 go like nothing.

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>> No.9265466

>>9265351

How do you do cardio in your room?

Serious question. Isn't that usually walking/running/cycling/swimming sort of thing?

>> No.9265476

>>9265466
Surely you can figure out ways to keep your heart rate up in your room. That's all cardio is.

>> No.9265488

>>9265466
get an exercise bike
you can ride it while watching your chinese cartoons

>> No.9265512

>>9265466
jump rope. run in place.

>> No.9265950

>>9265466

Get a USB dance pad.
Play Stepmania.

>> No.9265956

>>9265336
EBIN?

>> No.9265978

>>9265336
>EBIN BRAH
Where's quotes kun when you need him?

>> No.9265984

>>9265336
Looks have become so important that excercising is now considered to be the de facto method of "improving yourself". It's ridiculous.

>> No.9265990

>>9265984
No it's not. It feels great. You'll feel better about yourself.

>> No.9266008
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>>9265984

It plays an important role if you want to improve yourself.

And it fights aging as well, look how young the body of this Japanese 74yo guy looks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5om6gbDwA8

Now shut up and lift those weights.

>> No.9266027

>>9265208

I want her to milk me dry with her muscular ass.

>> No.9266025

>>9265990
>>9266008
I've been running regularly since the stone age and I lifted for three years. Being insecure about your looks and being introverted have nothing in common.

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>>9266025

Who cares about being introverted?
It's ok.

>> No.9266059

>>9266035
The world cares. Good luck trying to do anything with your excellent university grades if you don't like dealing with people.

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>>9266059

You have to choose the right job.

Also, this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0KYU2j0TM4

>> No.9266106

>>9266064
>You have to choose the right job.
"Who cares?" and an unavoidable career of truck driving sound slightly contradictory.

>> No.9266403

>>9266106
if you are good enough, it doesn't matter who you are.
and there's always freelancing

>> No.9266494

>>9266403
Indeed. I try my best.

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