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9250769 No.9250769[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I find and adopt a Homu?

>> No.9250778
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9250778

You must first invent the Universe.

>> No.9250787
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9250787

All outta homus I'm afraid. You can have this instead.

>> No.9250801

>>9250787
Why do you hate me so, so much anon?

>> No.9250833
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>>9250787
Uaaaaaargh

>> No.9250853

>>9250787
Fuck. Do I get some kind of store credit towards the future purchase of a Homu if I return this thing?

>> No.9250868

A cute meguca appears in your room. You have 2 options:

1) Send her back where she came from and in return you recieve 1 year's worth of grief seeds
2) Have her stay and do whatever you want, but she also can't go outside your room, ever. Not even for a bath, you'll have to bring in water and sponge bathe her yourself. She also needs to eat and you'll need to find a way to feed her. If you neglect her for more than 24 hours she will instantly turn into a witch and leave a horrid permanent rot in that room that is so bad it will never go away. She doesn't age. Her curse on your life will disappear and she will disappear as soon as you die if you choose number 2.

Choose carefully.

>> No.9250873

>>9250868
I don't have much use for grief seeds since I'm not a magical girl (yet).

>> No.9250999
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9250999

WHO HOMU HERE?

>> No.9251010

>>9250787
No thanks
>>9250868
What kind of question is that? Who wouldn't choose 2?

>> No.9251016

>>9250787
I am calling the police.

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9251336

OOGA BOOGA! WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!

>> No.9251341

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>> No.9251445

>>9250787

You already sold me with a Sayaka but a Kyouko too? You'd have to be a fool to pass this up.

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