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What would you do if you found your favorite Touhou in your kitchen eating spaghetti?

>> No.9225440

Check my pockets?

>> No.9225439

Tell her she's already a fucking fat 3DPD landwhale from /cgl/ and tell her to fucking go back there.

>> No.9225444
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9225444

What if /jp/ was selected for Battle Royale?

>> No.9225447

>>9225439
alpha as HELL

>> No.9225451

>>9225447
thanks /b/ro
*high five*

>> No.9225454

I would be impressed at how calm and ready she looked to drop bombs. I probably wouldn't even notice that she kept on forgetting what she wrote down.

>> No.9225461

I don't have any spaghetti so she must have brought it herself and just use my stove to cook it do I don't mind. I hope she doesn't leave when she's done eating though.

>> No.9225487
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9225487

most touhous are half starving so I'd be fine with it

>> No.9225489
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9225489

Invite her to share in some tasty icecream with me for dessert. She probably likes that, right?

>> No.9225508

>>9225489
She dislikes winter, so who knows

>> No.9225515

>>9225454
Good one dude!
It took me a while to get it but when I did I did

>> No.9225528

>>9225454
>>9225515
I don't get it.

>> No.9225743

>>9225435
*grabs dick*

>> No.9225772

>>9225444

i would die for sure.

>> No.9225784

What would it sound like if you gave a starving Reimu a bowl of spaghetti? S.. So lewd...

>> No.9225801

I'd pull out da glock on her and go HAM

>> No.9225825

>>9225435
REIMU STOP OR YUBABA WILL TURN YOU INTO A PIG!

>> No.9225829

>Go back to Gensokyo, Yukari. I fucking hate spaghetti. How dare you even bring it into my state, much less my fucking house. You're no longer my favorite touhou. From now on it's Cirno since she'd at least bring a steak. Also please don't throw me into space. You can hit me with a stop sign though.

>> No.9225865

>>9225435
>I can make some cannelloni for you, Reimu!

>> No.9225867

>>9225829
>I fucking hate spaghetti.
Is this nigga serious?

>> No.9225868

Act surprised, ask a few flabbergasted questions, make sure she wasn't hostile, start casual conversation, offer more food, start to make lots of more food for feast, and then see what she was doing later that night, take her out if she wants, take her home, make sweet love slowly and eventually work my way up to going hard, and then ask her to stay fo awhile/date her.
I have never given myself to another, even though many times I have been offered sex by girls, because I have a "code" to follow, but I feel like my Half Oni Touhou favorite might want go strait at it and wouldn't accept my "code"......

>> No.9225875

1.Put cloroform in the spaghetti
2.?????
3.Profit!

>> No.9225893

I guess I'd cum in the spaghetti and make her finish

>> No.9225894

>>9225875
You'd be in a mess of trouble after she wakes up though....
Besides what do you really want from your touhou; sex or real love with sex?

>> No.9225897
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>>9225435
What would you do if you found your favorite Touhou in your kitchen cooking spaghetti?

>> No.9226293
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9226293

bad Kaguya! that was MY spaghetti

now i must punish you, clean those dishes dammit

>> No.9226305

>>9225897
I feel like that would be a lot more strange and even more menacing

Okay OP,

can you please tell us what the Touhous' intentions are while at our homes?
I don't want to deal with one that is trying to be creepy or evil
Touhou aren't usually like that are they?
From what I have seen they're not, but once in awhile I see threads of Touhous being actually evil, because they live in the fabled after life

>> No.9226311

>>9226293
She would place Eirin's hat on your head and reply with a "You do it, bitch boy...my programs are starting" and she will jump on your couch and watch TV whiling idly scratching her crotch from time to time while leaving you with the big ass mess she made.

>> No.9226318
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>> No.9226344

>>9225897
Open my mouth only to find out that words won't come out and I start choking.

>> No.9226357

>>9225897
That pasta might be a bit above Okuu's level.

>> No.9226360
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I point out the vast collection of liquors in my liquor cabinet, on several shelves, and nearly covering one of the counters and invite her to have some. Assuming she hasn't drunk it all already.

>> No.9226376

>>9226305
>>9226344
>>9226357
I would eat it.

>> No.9226407
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>>9226376
What?
Eat what?
What does that have to do with my post?
Maybe you're saying that even if the Touhou is creepy or mean you would still eat the spaghetti?

>> No.9226423

Do that thing from Lady and the Tramp.

>> No.9226435

>>9226407
Yes, that is what I'm saying. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

>> No.9226458

I join her, i fucking love spaghetti.

>> No.9226460

>>9226458
Dude me too spaghetti is the BEST.

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>>9226435
Oh hey don't sweat it.
You got back to me and I appreciate that.
Wish we could get some more images of Touhous cooking

>> No.9226715

Shout to da skyes.
``FUCKAN GAEMSTAWP!''

lol xD

>> No.9226720

>>9225508
Fuck her. She stay out of finland. fucking bitch

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>>9225897

I'd freak the FUCK out. I think she would find that amusing, although it wouldn't be the best of first impressions.

At worst, she'd look at my screaming self and say this before leaving.

>> No.9226899
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>>9226712
Utsuho is a regular chef. Best touhou IMO.

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>>9225897
She seems like she would eat a lot so I imagine she's making an obscene amount of spaghetti in a big ass pot.

Then she dumps it all in an equally large plate, pours a shit ton of sauce on it, and takes it over to the table where she begins chomping away at it. By the time she is finished, the entire plate is missing along with chunks of the table.

>> No.9227005

>>9226899
Thanks

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>>9227005

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>>9227005
There's another but I don't wanna go find it right now.

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>>9225897
I walk into the kitchen and see her standing next to a pot of water not realizing that the stove isn't lit. I walk back out of the kitchen and pretend I never saw.

>> No.9227145

i would probably just watch

>> No.9227164

I would stay out of her way. You know what they say too many chefs spoil the broth.

>> No.9227171

>>9226945
The question is, does she spill a single drop?

>> No.9227178

>>9227171
Does her skill at not spilling stuff extend to messily eating food?

>> No.9227182

Kill kitchen, fuck spaghetti, eat touhou.

>> No.9227195

>>9227178
That means she was fighting seriously.

>> No.9227198
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Japanese bird cooking japanese bird.

>> No.9227249

>>9227195
Must have been some good ass spaghetti.

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>>9226311
Kaguyaaaaa

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