/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you found a portal to Gensokyo, would you invite or tell anyone else on /jp/ about it?

[Anonymous No.]

I would invite /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Who knows /jp/, it might not be so dangerous if you had at least someone else who would understand your feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223235
Why is Kasen's ass so cheap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223235
eye want to save her!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

yeah so we could stop having Gensokyo-related threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223250

we wouldn't have any threads because /jp/ would be in gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223256
sparky4 stop ban evadeing

[Anonymous No.]

Which touhou would /jp/ gangbang?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223269
flan

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>>9223259

Don't bully Sparky!

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>>9223256
Don't worry, she already agreed to it.

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>>9223269
/jp/ would only go for the easiest and most stupid ones who would fall for the most simplest traps that anyone could think up.

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>>9223335
Too easy, Aya always fall for those kinds of traps.

[Anonymous No.]

In a land full of monsters, /jp/ would be the biggest one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223374
Is it because /jp/ is fat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223457

I am not fat you fucking faggot I'm a 6'13" bodybuilder and have a 12 inch cock so don't let me hear you talking shit about me on this board ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9223457
/jp/ is mostly auschwitz-mode as fuark.

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>>9223269
/jp/ wouldn't just gangbang, there would also be at least one person that would start kicking and punching until everyone else joined in.

[Anonymous No.]

MEMES
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[Anonymous No.]

I would take at least three or four other willing participants, for sacrificing to the first hungry youkai we come across.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9224013
I'd like to kill and eat the other participants myself, one by one, in order to become a youkai

[Anonymous No.]

I would only bring the worst of the worst of /jp/ with me, our reign of terror would be swift and terrible, all shall fear our mighty doom sticks and cower before us while we subjugate the land and turn it into our own personal brothel.

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>>9225038
How does it feel to break Aya?

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>>9225044
Aya would make the best sex slave.

[Anonymous No.]

I would camp the portal with a bat to ensure that none follow.

[Anonymous No.]

In a land full of girls, men would only turn into beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9224051
You're not invited then nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225063

I would 360NOFOCUSSHOT you

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what the most reasonable price would be to set to sell tickets.

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>>9225079
Such is life in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

What is the appeal of Kasen anyway? She's not even that attractive, the fact that she lives alone should be enough of a clue to her personality.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you going to get /jp/ and only /jp/ to gensokyo?
If someone found the portal and posted about it on /jp/, there's no doubt that other people from or not from 4chan would know about it.

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>>9225094
Post about it in /jp/ of course.

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>>9225097
Ah, good eye. I didn't think of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225094
Simple, there is only one answer that someone /jp/ would give to a single question:
Suck my dick dude?

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>>9225103
No, you have to make it more subtle than that.
>Suck my dick dude?
Most people would give you the obvious answer, but only /jp/ knows the right one.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh boy, more people who think they can break Aya.
You should at least shoot for something possible, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Kasen rape is the worst rape.

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>>9225091
Boning Kasen would be fun not only because it would break her own purity rules, but also her isolation pretty much assures you're one of the only people to have done it. It's the same reason that people have an impulse to destroy sand castles or card pyramids.

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>>9225091
I like her expressions. In particular, being upset or embarrassed. I'm blaming WaHH

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>>9225144
That would be fun, but considering Kasen it would have to be rape. And that would be terrible.

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>>9223354
and you know that plan ended really well for the kidnapper

[Anonymous No.]

Kasen really shouldn't have any problems with anyone that rapes her, it would mean that they are great criminals after all.

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>>9225136
With the right preparation anything is possible.

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>>9225181
Ooooh? Think you're like that bat guy, hm?
And what, pray tell, preparations would make?

[Anonymous No.]

One should not rape Touhous.

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>>9225173
Of course it did, Aya was completely mentally ruined, and even in his absence all she could think about was sex, even when her friends were there to rescue her all she could think about doing was to masturbate.

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>>9225195
Her rapist is dead and she's with friends. They'll help her get back on her feet.

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>>9225191
-Enticing bait that would persuade her to go for it no matter the risks.
-A sure fire way to knock her out.
-Binds that would be sure to keep her under control no matter how much she struggles.

That's really the basics of what you would need, anything else would just make it all that much easier.

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>>9225207
You really wouldn't even need all of that, Aya basically took care of the first two parts on her own by crashing into the ground, all that was needed was something to tie her up.

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>>9225207
Oh, you ignorant fool.
Even if you somehow succeeded with all that, you think you'd be able to break a thousand-year-old Youkai's mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225220
All anyone needs to break is the right push over their limit, you just need to know where to push.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225207
Oh, you ignorant fool.
Even if you somehow succeeded with all that, you think you'd be able to break a thousand-year-old Youkai's mind? All this porn of yours is making you overconfident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225228
Which you don't.

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>>9225232
As long as she's not going anywhere, experimentation can get lots of different results, and sooner or later it will be the right one.

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>>9225238
You won't HAVE sooner or later.
Here's the clincher. Even if you did have a chance in hell of restraining a Tengu and breaking her mind, you'd still have a squad of white wolves to deal with before the days end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225238
that's why I prefer youkais to be the oppressor. They get the whole humans lifetime and more to dick around, if they need to.
As a particularly fragile existence, I would bend and break easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225247
GUESS THERE WOULD BE NO TIME TO WASTE THEN

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>>9225253
You think you can drive a Tengu mad in a matter of hours?

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>>9225264
Adding more men to the equation would surely give me more man hours to work with.

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>>9225264
Who would break Aya right away? You use her like your own personal masturbation device, THEN you pile on the horndogs and let them do the work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225082
One dick suck per person should be enough. Sucking your cock would be the least that anyone on /jp/ would do to get access to Gensokyo.

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>>9225207
So are you going to let Aya soil herself and sit in her own filth, or will you be changing her diapers?

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>>9225271
Gang rape? Oh, please.
Try it if you most. It'll just mean more dead rapists.

>>9225275
First, no one would break Aya, because such a thing cannot be done, and secondly...see >>9225247.

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>>9225287
Well obviously you are some kind of Aya expert that knows her limits, so tell us, just how many men would it take until she is limp and passed out on the floor given that you have a limitless supply of willing participants? She must have some kind of limit given that she is not an all powerful being.

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>>9225156
>>9225157
What kind of noises do you think Kasen makes what she's getting unwillingly penetrated?

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>>9225297
Oh, I don't know. Lots; probably more than you'd be able to get a hold of. You wouldn't be able to get enough on her in the time you'd have left to live anyway.

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>>9225157
Would Kasen never accept the consensual love of another? Have all my hopes and dreams of ever meeting her been a lie?

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>>9225308
Screams and stuff. What else?

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>>9225310
You still haven't given a straight answer, so you are either exaggerating her capabilities, or you don't know, which would make all your statements thus far subject to question.

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>>9225312
It's possible...difficult, but possible.

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>>9225315
She doesn't seem like the one to scream, her discipline would encourage her to try and hold it in.

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>>9225312
It'll work. You can iron out the details later

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>>9225321
I don't know exactly how many men it would take to break Aya because it's never happened, obviously. What do you want from me?

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>>9225322
>>9225329
But with her conditioning and isolation her heart must be harder than stone itself.

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>>9225334
Just because it hasn't happened doesn't mean that it can't though. That is the flaw of your logic.

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>>9225335
Not really. She's a serious person, but not some stone-cold woman. Read the manga!

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>>9225339
But with the evidence that we DO have, I CAN say that it's nigh-impossible.
It COULD be done, I suppose, but not by a normal human like you.

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>>9225329
SHE WAS STILL RAPED IN THAT

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>>9225347
Well then there you go, all that is needed then is just the right person to help with the job. See, it wasn't THAT had to admit was it?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a shame that if /jp/ would ever be allowed access, Gensokyo would be ruined in a matter of hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225353
And who is this right person? How are you going to get their help?

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>>9225357
Haven't you been paying attention? There'd be lots of attempted rape and lots of dead rapists, but that's about it.

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>>9225360
It's all in the details, anyone's services can be exchanged for something that they are willing to have in return. It's just another contingency to be planned and accounted for in part of the whole operation.

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>>9225369
Now who's not giving a straight answer?

[Anonymous No.]

Nope.

I'd set up a center for human culture and try to teach Touhous how to be upstanding members of society.

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>>9225386
what aspects of human culture would you exhibit?

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>>9225373
It's all about finding the right person for the right price, getting the right balance between the two is key since there are those who might be willing to do it but at an exorbitantly high price, and those who are willing to do it at a far lower price but for dubious reasons. The best way to do it is make someone believe that it is in their best interest to do it. Perhaps one could trample Yuuka's garden and then say that they just happen to see that Aya did it. Yuuka would then proceed to beat her to a near pulp leaving her to your devices. That is just an example and not entirely sure to work as well as other plans, but it shows just what kind of things can be taken into account when planning such things.

[Anonymous No.]

Congrats on the DP Kasen-san!

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of guys would Kasen be interested in?

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>>9225404
Cocks.

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>>9225408
You're still dodging the question; I know how getting people to help you works.
You've yet to say WHO you think would be able to help you break Aya and how you'd get their help.

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>>9225422
Kasen is beyond such base desires. She's not going to get interested in a guy on her own.

[Anonymous No.]

Kasen's
warm
pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225441
But it was already shown how Yuuka would do it, really anyone could do it, just depends on the situation, perhaps Eirin could be convinced to do it to test out her super virility drug, surely if one dose of that could give a human enough strength and stamina to break a tengu it must be a success.

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>>9225476
Yuuka can talk to flowers. You smash them up and she'll know.

And I'd like to know how you're going to talk Eirin into helping you rape someone.

[Anonymous No.]

i think here's a good place to ask
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdh5rrSJ01Y
who are those fuckers at 1:45? and more importantly what's their theme
sorry to ask but it's been bugging me for the better part of a year

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>>9225485
Get a load of this faggot.

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>>9225173
I fucking hate it when they do this. Why do they always have to kill off the rapist? It ruins the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225459

>Zombiechan
>Warm

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225493
Wrong 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225497
ge a lode of thid

"graps dick"

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>>9225492
But that almost never happens; they always, always get away with it.
Hell, it needs to happen more often.

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9225507
*starts sucking your dick and takes the load*

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>>9225519

[Anonymous No.]

Why can't Kasen find love that doesn't involve rape?

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>>9225596
Love does not involve rape.

Because she's got practically unreachable standards, I guess. She IS trying to achieve enlightenment, you know.

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>>9225596
Being a Hermit she doesn't have the access to usual feminine hygiene products, leading to very difficult social situations.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking TOLD you, I FOUND one, it's on page 16, the janitor is guarding it out of fucking greed. He wants to knock up all the touhoes.

There are probably others, monopolized by the DoD and similar tools of The Man.

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>>9225516
Why does it need to happen more often? I don't want to see the person I insert myself into get killed. It makes me feel like the author is saying I deserve to be killed for having rape fantasies.

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>>9225645
Well, I want to see them dead.
I want rape doujins that are just as brutal and despair-heavy as they are now, but with some of the victims friends of coming in and killing off the rapists and rescuing her at the very end.
Either just before her mind breaks, or afterwards, but with some sign that she's still got some little black box of sanity in there somewhere.

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>>9225811
If the rapist does get killed, it should be by friends of the rapee who upon discovering their raped friend are full of shock and grief.

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>>9225898
That's fine I guess, as long as the rapee isn't mind broken.

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>>9225917
Emotionally scared at the very least.

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>>9225645
Why aren't you having happy sex fantasies instead?

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>>9225922
Sure. So long as she isn't obsessed with dicks and sex now.

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>>9225927
Because I no longer have any interest in love and masturbating to rape doujins makes me feel powerful and in control for a change. Plus, cute 2D characters are the cutest when they're afraid and/or crying.

Despite all that, I still masturbate to happy sex just as much as I do to rape since making someone happy is just as much of a fantasy for me as over-powering someone.

[Anonymous No.]

I fap to rape out of fantasizing to the victim being rescued. I am so strange.

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>>9225136

You can't "break" Aya because she'll just rape the would-be rapist till the RAPIST breaks - perhaps literally.

No.

No, the way to break Aya is with love.

Like a typical arrogant Tengu she'd assume herself above that kind of thing, untouchable... until some human gets into her heart before she even knows what's happening... makes her sensitive. Emotional. Vulnerable.

And he doesn't even know he's doing it.

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>>9226987
Please don't refer to love as "breaking."

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>>9227243

Why?

It hurts, it hurts worse then anything else you can imagine. It gives somebody else the power to hurt you terribly, and often they do. It tears you up inside and guts you and steals your strength and your willpower and there's nothing, absolutely nothing, you can do to stop it. Like a corrosive poison in your veins, it's pain that you can only endure, but it's unendurable.

That's breaking.

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>>9223231

What's the sauce of the op?

[Anonymous No.]

what the fuck can you even do in gensokyo, anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227281
You're completely ignoring all the positives of love.

And breaking as I'm referring too always has a negative, mentally fatal outcome. Love hurts, but not as much as violent brainwashing.

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>>9227405
It's still a form of brainwashing, and hurts twice as much because if someone breaks that trust they did it while you put your faith into them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227308
"101 Ways to Train a Willful Oni"

[Anonymous No.]

What greater joy in Gensokyo would there be than to share you're favorite 2hu at the same time with your best /jp/ bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227417
>It's still a form of brainwashing
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227449
You are still trying to convince the other person that you actually care about their feelings, and that you share those same feelings about them as well. Now whether you actually do or not is an entirely different question.

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>>9227417
I wouldn't exactly call it brainwashing....it's more like getting high. It's nice while it lasts and you never think about it's going to be like when you're not high because you're too busy enjoying yourself. Then suddenly it's over and you feel kind of shitty.

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>>9227476
It's still trying to convince yourself that something exists which most likely isn't even there.

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>>9227467
You're grouping loving someone with brainwashing. As in, tying someone up in your basement and raping them for weeks and weeks until their mind turns to mush.
Breathtaking.

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>>9227492
>which most likely isn't even there
Oh, jesus christ. I'm done talking to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9225308
she grunt like a pig

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227486
But isn't it? For the most part it can be a complete stranger that doesn't even know you for the most part trying to convince you that they like everything about you, or someone that slowly takes over parts of your life until you have an absolute need for them.

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>>9227467
Well the thing about those feelings is that they are there at the time. It's just that they slowly erode over time but not at the same rate. People get hurt because one person always loses their genuine feeling of care before the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227505
That could be hot, beats the high pitched whines that usually accompany most JAV's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227519
Then wouldn't it be said that it really wasn't love in the first place in a world where people have willingly given up their lives for another person?

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>>9227527
My point here is that love is real but love is also temporary. Love drives people to do irrational things, and the after effects of those irrational things are only felt once the love starts to die down. That's when the bitter part of love starts and it pretty much just goes down hill from there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227542
Hey, get ready for this, it's going to shock you.
"Love is subjective!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227542
There are people who manage to stay in love even after two months have passed.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never felt love for another in my entire life. I honestly can't comprehend it, which brings me to doubt that it even really exists. What does love even feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227557
You'll know it when/if you feel it. Really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227548
Yes it is. Different strokes for different folks and all that.

>>9227550
2 months or 20 years, it's still going to end eventually. So enjoy the ride and try not to stub your toe when you get off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227578
>it's still going to end eventually.
Yeah, most people don't live forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227586
As if you didn't know what he meant, smart ass.

All couples get bored with each other given enough time. It's why getting married is one of the stupidest things you could do. Love is always temporary.

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>>9227586
You make it sound as if love can stay strong for 80+ years. I'm sure it happens. There are always exceptions.

I'm trying to keep it general here though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227594
And sometimes they die before they get bored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9227603
Yup, those things happen. So make sure you think ahead and state exactly what you want done with your corpse so they don't end up cremating you and dumping your ashes some place shitty!

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>>9225349
do japs possess some kind of contagious complex that they project in rape doujins? Taking revenge on drawn characters for their own misery or what? At this point they are either painful and insulting to read, or downright retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

How fast would life in Gensokyo degrade is everyone on /jp/ was suddenly aware of how to go there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9230811
Just don't go and rape Kasen, she doesn't deserve that. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Which touhou would be the most susceptible to a band of raging /jp/ers? I wonder if Kogasa would be able to out run everyone before the caught her and did horrible things to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9232970
This was mentioned in the past, but the nerdfight outside chireiden would be fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9232994
No, that would be what would happen if everyone in thouhou lost their powers, this thread is about possibly only letting in a select band of badass posse from /jp/ hell bent on answering the question of wh2huwdufk, and getting their cocks sucked dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9233012
Oh. Probably a lone luna child then. She's naturally curious, so she would easily baited with coffee or alcohol and her power would just make you unable to hear her protests.