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Who do you think is the most sexually experienced Touhou?

Picture obviously related. Just imagine all those ancient religious orgies.

>> No.9215612
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Suwako isn't just the most sexually experienced, she's also the lewdest.

Close second is Seiga.

>> No.9215613

Sanae

>> No.9215617
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>Who do you think is the most sexually experienced Touhou?

>> No.9215624

>>9215617
Except Suwako is the only confirmed non-virgin touhou.

>> No.9215668

>>9215624
Technically ZUN never said that she isn't a virgin and I don't think he would break the laws of moe like that.

>> No.9215692

>>9215613

Because 16 years of being some average teenage girl is even close to being like 20 000 years old goddess of an ancient religion full of sex right?

Shinto gods fuck like rabbits.

>> No.9215695

>>9215668

What laws of moe? ZUN never cared about laws of moe.

>> No.9215700

Reported to the lewd police.

>> No.9215701

>>9215695
ZUN fucking loves moe.

>> No.9215704

>>9215695
That laws that keep Otaku alive. If their waifu is not a virgin, she has more sexual experience than they do and they must commit sudoku.

>> No.9215705

>>9215700
>fuck_the_police.jpg

http://exhentai.org/g/289071/657a205f1d/

Perfect example of how and why Suwako is the sluttiest.

>> No.9215714

Bitches don't know about my slut moe.

>> No.9215729

>>9215704

I don't really remember any rage when girls from popular series had sex or even got married and had kids.

Inb4 Kannagi, that shitstorm was caused by something different.

>> No.9215732

>>9215729
Those girls are not waifus.

>> No.9215739
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Just imagine Babylonian style temple orgies led by her.

I can imagine wealthy families "sacrificing" their firstborn sons for their frog god.

>> No.9215740

jesus she isn't wearing any underwear

>> No.9215744

>>9215740

Just like in Hisoutensoku.

>> No.9215747

>>9215740
You just noticed? This picture was just posted in the booru's I considered posting it but I dont feel like changing my ip adress today. Its passable for SFW though.

>> No.9215772

wut if suwako tuk the form of a man wen makin babby

>> No.9215794

>>9215772

I'm pretty sure futa is common in Gensokyo.

>> No.9216138

>>9215729
I still don't get what happened with that

>> No.9216171 [SPOILER] 
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9216171

OP is correct.

Pic related.

>> No.9216190

>>9215692
That makes it all the more impressive when Sanae still managed to surpass Suwako.

>> No.9216197

>>9215747
>09/04/2011

>> No.9216201
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Suwako is not a slut, because it's part of her religion.

Hell, she is the religion herself.

>> No.9216303

Suwako is from the times when religion was the best.

Hot priestesses, temple orgies, sacred prostitution, etc.

>> No.9216306

>>9216201
More of this set?

>> No.9216377

>>9216306

Reverse image search.

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Time to take responsibility, /jp/.

>> No.9216434 [DELETED] 

>>9216430
weird boner etc

>> No.9216457

>>9215592
what anime are these girls from ?
(newfag on /jp/)

>> No.9216468 [DELETED] 

>>9216457
2hu I the phantom menace

>> No.9216481

>>9216457
boku no touhou

>> No.9218395
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9218395

Please don't say lewd things about Suwako.
Please say more lewd things about Suwako.

>> No.9218400

I really want to know more about her past.

Would be nice if next Touhou manga was about Moriya shrine.

>> No.9218414
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9218414

Suwako have the most sexual body.

>> No.9218477

>>9218414

Indeed.

>> No.9218550 [SPOILER] 
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I would let suwako do this to me

>> No.9218586

>>9218550
I'd love to do that to her cock too.

>> No.9218616
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9218616

>Sanae Kochiya is a human, but is also a distant descendant of a god, Suwako Moriya.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh. Think about that.

>> No.9218736
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9218736

suwako is a japaese God, they dont do lewd thing, you are thinking about the nordic and greek gods, those are the promiscuos ones

>> No.9218746

>>9218616
Welcome to five years ago

>> No.9218748

>>9218736
Only Loki was the horny one among the Norse gods.

>> No.9218768

This thread reminds me, did that Suwako ass doujin get scanlated? Three weeks without internet does marvelous things to your backlogs

>> No.9218769
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>>9218748
she did it with dwarfs for jewerly

>> No.9218781

>>9218769
Well, you know what they say about small guys.

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Are you saying Kerochan is a sexual goddess?

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>>9218781
doing it with dwarfs is worse than doing it with japaneses..ew

>> No.9218908

>>9218894
Hey, fuck you. My cock is part Japanese.

>> No.9218931
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>>9218908
i feel bad for you

>> No.9218969

>>9218931
You shouldn't you should feel bad that some guys with small dicks can out perform you.

>> No.9218974

>>9218931
You're big cock will never fit in Suwako's little pussy.

>> No.9218996

>>9218969
small dick is not a problem if you are a virgin

>> No.9219007

>>9218996
The size of your dick doesn't matter at all if you don't ever intend to have sex. I know I don't.

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>>9218616
Jesus is the son of the Abrahamic God, and there was no intercourse involved there. The assumption that Suwako has had intercourse is just a bunch of fags that are mad over some slut doujin featuring their favorite Touhou trying to tell themselves that it's alright because some other Touhou is canonically more of a slut.

>> No.9221228

>>9218736

Shinto gods fuck like crazy. Some of them died from fucking too much.

Read their world creation story.

>> No.9221233

>>9219769

Christianity is insane about virginity, Shinto isn't.

>> No.9221359

>>9221233
Rational arguments require a statement to have cause and effect relationships with what they are responding to, yours doesn't.

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>>9221233
Fess up. Which doujin twisted your panties hard enough to encourage these mental gymnastics to explain your fascination with the idea of proving that a fictional character had sex when there isn't anything conclusive in the source material?

>> No.9222666

>>9221359

In case you know nothing about Shinto, read the story about Izanagi and Izanami.

Shinto gods started fucking like rabbits once they learned about sex. The first pair of gods had thousands of kids with each other. And they were siblings.

>> No.9224157

>>9222666
...and? I'm missing the logical tie here. The creation myth in Shinto has what to do with the assertion that Suwako had sex? She's a god that Zun somewhat modeled after Shinto beliefs, but she isn't Izanagi.

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