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921035 No.921035 [Reply] [Original]

If Japan goes to war with America, which side would you side with?

>> No.921039

America

>> No.921051

None. I could care less. (Is American)

>> No.921044

russia

>> No.921046

"America vs. Japan" thread

>> No.921050
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>> No.921052

Sage.

>> No.921054

>>921035
Being American, I'd probably side with America, but I'd put my money on China to win.

>> No.921056

Corea

>> No.921053
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America

We tend to aim at the enemies, not the ground.

>> No.921075

The Nips wouldn't last 5 minutes against us. Besides why would they go to war with us anyways, they are our lapdogs.

>> No.921076

>>921053
He's checking his weapon. We do that too. Having a jammed gun is no good in a firefight.

>> No.921085
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921085

Unless Japan comes up with a super moe weapon of mass destruction that kills on sight, then America.

>> No.921091

Japan has gundams.

>> No.921092

Honestly I'd like to think whichever side I feel was in the 'right'.

Though realistically whichever side had the greatest chance of winning.

>> No.921094

America, becasue they would probably win and I don't really want to die.

>> No.921096
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>>921091
America has nukes and a crazed Texan at the helm.

Your move, Japan.

>> No.921098

I'd go to Switzerland as not to disturb my NEET lifestyle.

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921102

Use this next time OP.

>> No.921105
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921105

I would side with this guy

>> No.921113

America, fuck yeah.

>> No.921115

>>921105
But he dies.

>> No.921128

Canada

pacifism, Fuck yeah.

>> No.921134

Japan. They have gundams and tsundere.

>> No.921150

>>921115

Not dead, just in a Shikicoma.

>> No.921169

But Japan has a death note.

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>>921115

>> No.921197

it will basically go down to chuck norris vs a gundam

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921214

I would side with Wiseman.

>> No.921216

They can go ahead and be angry with us, but we're still going to start using the oil in Alaska for America.

So, they can fucking sailboat over here and attack us, if they want. Besides, getting called 'gaijin' too many times sort of leaves Americans feeling like an outsider in their country, so fuck them. They can compete with China for the resources they use.

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>>921091

>> No.921253

Oh, God. Moe~. That's not fighting fair, Japan. At least attack us with soldiers, not cuteness...

Fine. I didn't need to run my car anyway...

>> No.921310

I heard japan's army is stronger than China's. IF there was a war america would go down fast

>> No.921330
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>>921310
America will simply B-2 the shit out of mainland Japan.

>> No.921335

>>921310
America has one of the strongest armies in the world.

>> No.921349

America vs Japan, no nukes, no items, final destination.

>> No.921359

>>921335
America spends more money on its military than the rest of the world.

>> No.921361

>>921335

No, America -has- the strongest military in the world.

Unfortunately, EVERY military is too expensive to operate an invasion without the reward of critical resources at the end. And all those resources have already been strip-mined by someone or another, so it's cheaper to buy them.

>> No.921365

cut off japans supply line

>> No.921376

Proper industrialized democracies just don't fight each other any more. No more declarations, gentlemen's agreements, and snappy uniforms. Now it's all about dirty insurgents with nothing more than the AK on their back and a dream in their pocket.

Sigh...

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>>921361
>the strongest military in the world.
An army of Cirnos? FUCK YEAH!

>> No.921392

Poland.

>> No.921399

Though do realize that fighting a war is so much more than the combat ability of armies.

>> No.921416

>>921399

>>EVERY military is too expensive to operate an invasion

>> No.921426

I'll go with the side that God is on - AMERICA!

>> No.921442

>>921426

Then why are the drug cartels from Mexico winning? That's because God is on their side. You should side with them.

>> No.921471

>>921442
You're going to burn in hell when you die, liberal.
''The fool has said in his heart, 'There is no God'.
They are corrupt,
They have done abominable works,
There is none who does good.''
(Psalm 14v1)

>> No.921472

Depends.
If Japan is doing something stupid or just atacks US for no reason ....again,then Id side with the US.
But if the US atacks Japan for recources, like oil or sakuradite maybe using some BS like mass destruction weapons as fake reason then Id side with Japan.

>> No.921480

>>921472

japan never had ressources

>> No.921486

>>921471

You're faithless. Coming from you, any God reference means nothing. If you had faith, you'd trust where God is going with the world and accept his decisions. Instead, you don't trust him. Go fuck off and suck Cheney's psyops dick, if you can find it under apron of fat.

>> No.921492

>>921471

You're faithless. Coming from you, any God reference means nothing. If you had faith, you'd trust where God is going with the world and accept his decisions. Instead, you don't trust him. Go fuck off and suck Cheney's psyops dick, if you can find it under the apron of fat.

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>>921480
What?

>> No.921502
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>> No.921504

>>921492
What are you, French or something? You're just jealous.

>> No.921510
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>>921497

That image really went downhill after this installment.

>> No.921512

>>921504

What's a french? Is that something like freedom-fries?

>> No.921520

>>921310

Lolwut? Where did you hear this? Japan doesn't have an army period, much less a strong one.

>> No.921536

>>921520

I'd say it's fair game to compare Japan's military to minutemen.

>> No.921550

>>921520
>Lolwut? Where did you hear this? Japan doesn't have an army period, much less a strong one.

Well, Japan controls Windows, so they can shut down all of our army and economy if they wanted to.

>> No.921565

>>921520

They do have the Japanese SDF, and they actually spend a fairly retarded amount of money on it, but to say it's stronger than China's is ridiculous.

>> No.921570

America can't win wars, FFS they've never even really won a war before. Maybe the American Revolution you can say you won. But has there really been another war that America has won? WWI? WWII? No way, the US came in late in both cases, pretty much when the war was already over. The only importance that US troops really had during those two wars was being great canon fodder. The training in the American Armed Forces is shitty. It's terrible for one of the most influential countries on the planet. The only thing one can say that the American military gets bonus points for is their technology. It's all state of the art, top of the line weapons. But it doesn't matter what kind of gun you give a monkey, it'll do the same thing every time. Japan had a good military. Well to be exact it was more like they had a good navy. And their navy was trained by Brits. And the Brits have always had a powerful navy, saying otherwise leaves you as a blind American or underageb& who wasn't paying attention in history class. But I honestly don't know much else about the Japanese military.

>> No.921571

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-GaSDFt1ps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6ZdgJi-L-c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5GPlIUigbg
The JGSDF has some really neat-looking training footage

>> No.921578

>>921570
Troll
4/10, though. It seems like you put in some effort.

>> No.921584
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>>921578

Only a blind American would consider this as a troll

>> No.921586

>>921570
People who want to post real japanese stuff on /jp/ are usually pretty weak since /jp/ trolls are obvious and complete retards. Anyone with any strength of character would just keep posting and shine their shit on.

>> No.921594

>>921584
Only a blind European would actually believe >>921570

>> No.921592

>>921570
If you're talking traditional state-versus-state war, America won't ever lose one of those again unless external factors like resource economics fuck us over. We have more and better military technology than the rest of the world combined. Even if the US military were filled with "monkeys" as you called them, that doesn't stop us from wiping governments off the map with stealth planes and smart bombs. Obviously, shit like this doesn't apply in non-traditional counter-insurgency warfare like we're in now, but that's probably not what you're thinking of.

And using WW2 as an example of what the military is like now is ridiculous. Not to mention you seem to think Japan's military was powerful, when most historians today would tell you that they had already lost the war when the started it.

>> No.921596

>>921592
You bit shut up. Sage and move on
Thread was a troll from the start

>> No.921598

>>921596
>I was proven wrong and can't think of anything to reply to this post with. I'm just going to sage it and pretend I was just trolling.

>> No.921600

>>921571
Best thing to come out of this otherwise shit thread
This shit gives me a /k/-style hard on

>> No.921605

>>921598
People who want to post real japanese stuff on /jp/ are usually pretty weak since /jp/ trolls are obvious and complete retards. Anyone with any strength of character would just keep posting and shine their shit on.

>> No.921606

>>921592

I'm going to reply to that out of order ok?
First thing I want to say, is I threw in WWII cause I know how much Americans like to talk about it as if they won the war.

Aren't you currently in a recession? Seems like your economy is already on a downward spiral. I wonder why? Where does most of your money go? The military. Now you're claiming that your military is strong enough so that the US won't lose in a war, but rising gas prices and the dropping worth of the dollar looks like your economy is pretty messed up.
It's starting to look like your military is screwing your country up itself.

>> No.921607

>>921570
Yeah, that troll really tried, so I'll explain.

There are very few resources left on earth that are easy to access. People and land are now a waste, unless those people are in the way of being able to mine for some commodity, and there's damn few places left on earth where this is true. Invade for farmland? How are you going to farm that land? Pfft. No, the reason we invaded Iraq is so we would have an excuse to mine America's economy and pay trillions to help Haliburton buy offices in Saudi-Arabia. Which we did, and they did. They're still shipping kids to Saudi-Arabia because there's a lot of money to make that way, and the age of consent may be 9 for Muslims, but it's -nothing- for everyone else on earth, so they can buy them, use them, and throw them away. Heck, even the Pope said some slavery is a good thing. But capture land? Take it over? That would turn it into an American territory, and that's fucking expensive. We have Federal laws that protect standards of living, and to impose those standards on another country would cost more than the land and people that live on it ever could produce.

K?

>> No.921608

>>921598
>>921596

Wasn't me.

This is me
>>921606

>> No.921626

>>921607
Well put

But that doesn't explain why we're fighting to STAY in Iraq if it's already been used and thrown away.

>> No.921629

>>921626
To try and fix what we fucked up and try to have the rest of the world not hate us as much.

Oh, no, that's what we should be saying, not what we are.

Either way, it's not working that well.

>> No.921641

>>921626

Because we're still mining America's economy for money to give to Haliburton in the form of taxes. Only Haliburton, or one of their subsidiaries does anything in Iraq. They're still making money off the USA. Waterr needs cleaning, purifyingand inspecting it to make sure it's clean and pure? Haliburton subsidiary(which is why the troops have been washing their clothes in water with human feces in it and getting sores). Food? Haliburton. Everything the military doesn't directly handle and regulate itself? Haliburton.

>> No.921643

i miss old /n/ because when we had old /n/ we didn't have this shit here

well we didn't have here either but that's not the point

>> No.921644

I really could care less, as long as innocent people are not involved in the conflict. But the US does have the superior military might in terms of weaponry. It would be another Atomic Bomb or even a Hydrogen Bomb.

>> No.921657

>>921641
spoilers: halliburton is a US company. profits the company makes goes back to americans. which pay taxes & shop in america. also, anyone can buy halliburton stock and make money. if all those liberal conspiracy theorists believed their own shit they would be buying this stock like mad.

>> No.921665

>>921657
>profits the company makes goes back to americans.

oh cool, trickle down!

>> No.921676

AND WE ALL KNOW HOW WELL THAT WORKED

>> No.921703

>>921641
Actually, we're ruining the economy by fleecing Social Security and running up massive amounts of debt, both on the consumer level and the governmental level. The Iraq war is massively expensive, but it's only, like, 20% of the budget, and probably around 10% of the country's total expense once you add in the "hidden" costs (taking care of troops, etc.) and factor in the worth of the private sector. We are, and would still be, fucked even without that abortion of a foreign policy.

>>921606
>Where does most of your money go? The military.
http://www.publicagenda.org/issues/factfiles_detail.cfm?issue_type=federal_budget&list=8
The military accounts for about 20% of the budget. Sorry. It's a popular canard, but it's just not true.

>> No.921736

>>921606
Because the US wasn't in a recesion before we joined WWII, oh wait a minute thar...

>> No.921815

>>921657

Spoilers: Haliburton is now a SAUDI-ARABIAN company with offices in America. The local offices can be closed, but their President, Chairman and board members are now Saudi nationals, and we have no extradition treaty with Saudi-Arabia. Their money stays in Saudi banks, and pays no American taxes.

Fuck yourself.

>> No.921826

>>921736

Yeah, but we didn't pay German companies to build the shit we needed for the war, did we?

>> No.921829
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In the extremely unlikely event America and Japan go to war with each other, me and the 1,299,999 other people here are fucked.

>> No.921845

...*sigh* damn /n/iggers

>> No.921865

>>921570
10/10. *claps*

>> No.921868

Thread is full of butthurt amerikkkans

>> No.921869

>>921845
Hey, if you don't like reality, kill yourself.

>> No.921877

>>921868
WTF DO YOU MEAN?! IT'S THE "AMERIkkkINS" FUCKING TELLING YOU ABOUT HOW HALIBURTON IS!

>> No.921897

>>921877

It's the racist Amerikkkans that assume that Haliburton and the government are alright. Not the Americans who say what's going on. Relax.

>> No.921910

>>921868
It's the racist Amerikkkans that assume that Haliburton and the government are alright. Not the Americans who say what's going on.

>> No.921954

>>921910
>>921868
Some of us don't care. Hey, if we become the American Empire that's all right with me. Putting sand niggers in their place? Awesome. Getting rich and fat off the blood of foreign countries? Fuck yes. Hopefully this will work out like an anime. Someday I'll be part of taking over the world. Maybe I'll get a nifty uniform and some crazy evil leader. Then I can play the part of a tragic villain who fights on the side of evil because it falls within my definition of honor to stand by my country right or wrong.

>> No.921955

You know, the funny part of the America haters is that they both know enough and are emotionally invested enough to form such deep opinions. As an American I have to wonder how extensive the media coverage of our country's politics/happenings is in foreign lands. I also wonder just how much of that vitriol is regurgitated spittle that poor baby burped up after sucking at the teat of their local entertainment media too long. I'm a newshound and the only country that even remotely irritates me is Israel due to the bizarre entitlement scheme it seems they've roped us into.

>> No.921958

>>921868
No, we just know a shit troll thread when we see it.

>> No.921959

Seeing that I have citizenship in both countries...I'd be pretty fucked...

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choo choo /n/ thread

>> No.921977

>I also wonder just how much of that vitriol is regurgitated spittle that poor baby burped up after sucking at the teat of their local entertainment media too long.
Most of it.

I hear the stupidest fucking shit about life in America. It blows my mind how any supposedly civilized, worldy, intelligent eurotrash can take it at face value.

>> No.921985

bump so the people looking for it can find this hilarious thread.

>> No.921993

>>921977
The same way Murkens believe everything propaganda forces them to believe, I guess.

>> No.921996

>>921954

We're not strengthening America. We're giving our money to Haliburton, which is now headquarted in Saudi-Arabia, and all the money we're paying Haliburton and it's subsidiaries is being packed into Saudi-Arabian banks. It isn't an American company anymore, and it isn't paying American taxes.

>> No.922004

>>921954

We ARE NOT becoming an American empire.

We're hemorrhaging money into Saudi banks, and making their empire more powerful.

>> No.922027

reported, get the fuck out

>> No.922029

>>921955

Remember when Haliburton moved their headquarters and all their executives to Saudi-Arabia? No, because it wasn't on the news for more than a day.

They have a few American accounts that total in the millions in America, but their new Saudi bank accounts total in the hundreds of billions.

Psyops is psyops.

You shit on America, and you ARE NOT an American.

>> No.922033

>>921993
So the moral of the story is nobody knows shit about anything and you're a faggot for resorting to that childish "Oh yeah? Well so are YOU" argument.
Get fucked, faggot.

>> No.922039

>>922027
"Waa!", is psyops getting butthurt again?

It's not like you're an American. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.922052

>>922027
I see you using your chat program. I wonder who it is in Germany you need to talk to.

>> No.922060

AMERICAN CIVIL WAR: AMERICAN VICTORY.

WW1: AMERICAN VICTORY.

WW2: AMERICAN VICTORY.

KOREA WAR: AMERICAN "WTF?" VICTORY.

GULF WAR: AMERICAN VICTORY. READY FOR ROUND 2.

VIETNAM WAR: AMERICAN "MILITARY" VICTORY.

AFGHANISTAN WAR: AMERICAN VICTORY...LOL.

IRAQ WAR: AMERICAN VICTORY. BUSH SAID SO.

>> No.922067

>>922060

>AMERICAN CIVIL WAR: AMERICAN VICTORY.

lol'd a little

>> No.922068

time to report another /n/ thread?

>> No.922075

>>922068

not going to help, mods don't care about faggots shitting up /jp/

if the /n/ is here it means it's not on another board and that's a win as far as the modfags are concerned

>> No.922095

For that matter, it's one thread amongst a shitstorm of touhou and Japidol worship. Rarely is anything culturally related to Japan ever discussed. And as proof the janitors are sleeping too, there's a shit ton of hentai.

>> No.922112

>>922095
Sounds like I've finally found a place where I can plant my crops and raise my children.

>> No.922117

>>922095

>I know nothing at all about /jp/

thanks for the heads up but I already knew that

still not /n/

>> No.922132

>>922117
Why do you keep fucking with a thread? When you ignore it, it eventually goes away.

>> No.922134

>>922132

no it doesn't, faggots repeatedly bump it from page 10

>> No.922135

>>922060
lol

Lol

LOL

>> No.922137

WAR... has changed

>> No.922145

>>922137
War. War never changes.

>> No.922151

>>922134
It's never been to page 10.

It was started 4 hours ago. page 10 has stuff 6 hours old with maybe 10 posts.

This thread was popular, for that matter. It might even make it as far as auto sage-ing, so the people that argued in this thread outnumber one faggot foreigner.

>> No.922156

>>922151

doesn't matter, retarded faggots like you always save the shittiest threads that have no place on /jp/ from page 10, so ignoring it doesn't make it go away

>> No.922157

>>922151
>one faggot foreigner.
>foreigner

This depresses me.

>> No.922159

>>922156


Ha ha ha, my bad. I didn't even think of the date. Page 10 has stuff 28 hours old. Eat shit and die. And stop trying for the last word. That's what keeps the thread alive.

>> No.922164

>>922157
Why? It's spelling is correct.

>> No.922167

>>922164
>Why? It's spelling is correct.
>It's
>It's
>It's
>It's
LOL

>> No.922170

>>922157
Why? The spelling is correct.

>> No.922171

>>922167
Happy?

>> No.922173

Why do sagefags insist on keeping a thread alive wayyyy after the topic has expired? Sage-ing does nothing but keep the argument going.

>> No.922177

>>922171
Just shut up and sage, faggot. You have nothing of value to say and this thread is beyond redemption.

>> No.922182

Report harder.

>> No.922189

Japan, America is considering banning lolicon

>> No.922192

>>922182
>>922177
Gee, your input is WHAT'S KEEPING THE ALIVE STILL! maybe you should um, I don't know... Let it drop, instead of adding your shitty input to the pile, and causing the thread to get bumped because someone now has to reply to -YOUR- faggotry?

>> No.922197

>>922189
Supreme court overturned it again.

>> No.922204

>>922197
still japan, western art blows

>> No.922205

>>922192
Whatever you say faggot

>> No.922206

>>921035
Are you Korean or Chinese?

>> No.922209

>>922192

>because someone now has to reply to -YOUR- faggotry?

No one has to reply to fucking anything. You like having an excuse to age shitty threads, but you certainly don't need one. You'll go to the 10th page and find some awful piece of shit that no one's saged in 18 hours if you have to.

And that's why /jp/ could really use a janitor.

>> No.922214

adgadgadhjkad

>> No.922219

>>922205


This thread was 2 from the bottom of the page, when your sagey comment required a retort.

Good job. You must like this thread.

>> No.922224

>>922209

You DO like this thread.

>> No.922226

adgadgadhjkaddhasdhdshh

>> No.922232

adgadgadhjkaddhasdhdshhadgadgadghah

>> No.922237

adgadgadhjkaddhasdhdshhadhadhahahadgadgadghah

>> No.922240

dhdhakldhjakjhlkajeh

>> No.922242

>>922226

Translation:

...Is this love, that I'm feeling?

This must be the love...

That I've been SEARCHING FOOOOOR...

>> No.922243

>>922240
fuck you

>> No.922263

Heh heh, good stuff guis.

>> No.922273

I tend to be against American wars by default (Eurofag reporting), but then again, for America to attack Japan, Japan should have probably done something really shitty, like nuking a country or something.

Eh, whoever wins, we lose.

>> No.922274

>>922263
I was hitting f5 just to see what would happen. You waited until the post was at the very bottom of the page, didn't 'cha?

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