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Whenever I have something with alcohol in it, I become acutely aware of the tip of my penis and my anus starts to twitch. Is this normal?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.9207515

You want to fuck.

>> No.9207517

sweet dubs bro

>> No.9207518
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9207518

How..Strange..

>> No.9207522 [DELETED] 

NSJ...
Now NSM... Is that even possible?

>> No.9207523

>Banned

I didn't even know that was possible.

>> No.9207529

>>9207523
That's the second one

>> No.9207530

>>9207522
Contrary to what you may think. Mods and Janitors can be in the same place at the same time.

>> No.9207524
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9207524

Ban me too you weak baka!

>> No.9207527

whoa man thats hardcore

>> No.9207531

What's with all the public bans? Just delete the thread retard.

>> No.9207532

>>9207522
NSJ got fired a couple of days ago

>> No.9207533

>>9207524
No! Don't leave me!

>> No.9207535

Thank fuck.

/jp/ is not for blogging about homosexuality or posting manga characters.

>> No.9207537

>>9207532
[citation needed]

>> No.9207538

LMAO

>> No.9207540
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>>9207531
Why? We Saten thread now.

>> No.9207541
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9207541

>Ban on /jp/
The fuck.

>> No.9207542

>>9207531
I find it funny the differences between /jp/ and other boards when a public ban.

Any other board, the thread would explode in posts.

>> No.9207544

>>9207531
Attention whoring mod came over from /a/.

>> No.9207546

>>9207532
Is that why half the board isn't nuked anymore?

>> No.9207548

>>9207544
Probably getting tired of all the Touhou threads on /a/ lately due to /jp/ horrible moderation.

>> No.9207550

>>9207542
>Any other board, the thread would explode in posts.

Incase you have not noticed it is happening right now.

>> No.9207552

>>9207542
When you factor in board speed, this thread is indeed blowing up with post.

>> No.9207555 [DELETED] 

>Public ban
"Look at me, I am so cool xDDD!"

>> No.9207556 [DELETED] 
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9207556

http://chad19.webs.com

http://queensblade.wikia.com

>> No.9207558

>>9207542
I genuinely feel sorry for the mods. We rarely go for MODS=GODS or MODS=FAGS. We just act bitter and elitist as always.

>> No.9207566

> (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Typical, /a/'s mod is an SA goon.

>> No.9207562

>>9207544
[citation needed]

>> No.9207563
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9207563

What does Satan-sama's smile do for you?

For me its like shes forgiving me for being a horrible person.

>> No.9207564

Please ban this person too: >>9207555

>> No.9207567

There is no reason for a public ban, ever.
The best sort of moderation is the one where you barely realize it is happening.

And before you start, no, I don't mean it in the way that the board drowns in shit.

>> No.9207568

>>9207563
Why does Saten look drunk?

>> No.9207569

>>9207558
There's no need to feel sorry for them when no one is forced o be a mod, they begged moot to death for the position

>> No.9207570

>>9207566
[citation needed]

>> No.9207572

>>9207568
She's drunk on love.

>> No.9207573

>>9207563
That particular smile looks like she's trying to guess how big your dick is.

>> No.9207576

>>9207564
But that's not ZUN!bar.

>> No.9207583

>>9207544
Is this the retard mod who has a personal grudge against loli, or the other one?

>> No.9207584

I haven't been to /jp/ for a few months. What the fuck is happening?

>> No.9207579
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9207579

We will never know this level of bliss.

>> No.9207586

>>9207562
Somebody made a thread in /jp/ saying "let's all go to /a/." Somebody made a thread in /a/ linking it saying "hey, guys, /jp/'s coming to visit, get the torches and pitchforks out."

Shortly after the thread in /a/ was deleted and the OP of the /jp/ thread was publicly banned at the same time. This was maybe ten minutes ago.

>> No.9207594

>>9207567
Wrong. Every band should be stickied as to set an example.

>> No.9207595

``I come to /jp/ to discuss anime and video games.''
　　　　　　　　　－Zunbar, best poster on /jp/, 2012

Source: http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=barYV1VtIA&search_res=op

>> No.9207587

>>9207567
I miss the days of green links because everyone would get discreetly banned from /jp/ on a daily basis.

>> No.9207588

>>9207563
I don't like that shoop. Saten wouldn't do something as lewd as that.

>> No.9207589

>>9207576
Obviously one of the most iconic /jp/ posters shouldn't be banned.

>> No.9207590

>>9207583
That mod was disciplined by moot. I dont think they were fired though.

>> No.9207591

>>9207523
i wonder why is it the reason for ban .

is it for the saten . ?

in other words is it for the drink of sin . ?

or other words is it for the homosex . ?

a mystery .

>> No.9207592

>>9207579
>You will never be Uiharu as Saten lifts your skirt, and finds out you aren't wearing panties.

>> No.9207593

>>9207584
A lot apparently.
Though I'm not too sure exactly what myself.

>> No.9207597

>>9207584
As you probably already figured out, somebody was banned.

It's really quite exciting.

>> No.9207599

Satan-san wouldn't say something so lewd. She doesn't even have a butthole!

>> No.9207603

>>9207591
Its blatantly offtopic to start with

>> No.9207607

>>9207603
There are a lot of those around.

>> No.9207608
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>>9207599
>Satan-san

>> No.9207606

>>9207603
Get a load of this niwaka.

Saten is ALWAYS /jp/-related.

>> No.9207620

>>9207612
> my board
Dat autism

>> No.9207609
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9207609

Forever /jp/s goddess

>>9207588
Shes lifting the ends of her skirt to display how wet they are, look at how much water is dripping from her... I dont know what your mind was thinking.

>> No.9207610

>>9207591
Not really hard to figure out.

>> No.9207611

>>9207606
No it's not

>> No.9207612

>>9207606
Get out of my board

>> No.9207614

>>9207588
Mod, please ban this poster. He only discusses anime, manga and JRPGs (with the odd bit of blogging mixed in).

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=!barYV1VtIA

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=!barYV1VtIA&search_res=op

See?

https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_text=janitor&search_tripcode=!barYV1VtIA
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_text=mod&search_tripcode=!barYV1VtIA
https://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_text=mods&search_tripcode=!barYV1VtIA
Look, complaining about staff and policies!

>> No.9207616

>>9207594
Making an example out of something just opens the discussion of moderation in general as it draws attention to it.

Rules should be enforced silently and swiftly with an iron fist.

>> No.9207617

>>9207590
>>That mod was disciplined by moot.

I was gonna ask what type of discipline it involved, but I guess the answer is obvious if it's moot we're talking about .

>> No.9207621

>>9207599
that's why she sucks cocks

>> No.9207629

I've seen a lot of saten in my day.

And this is a big one. grats.

>> No.9207630

>>9207617
He got called off, and got his mod powers removed from /a/. That's it.

>> No.9207622
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>>9207609
Nothing lewd going on here carry on.

>> No.9207623

>>9207614
>>9207595

>> No.9207626

>>9207606
Do you even remember the original Saten spammer?

Lurk more or get out.

>> No.9207627

>>9207603
Yes because all of those drug and NEET threads are fine right

>> No.9207628

>>9207616
Who the fuck cares? People discuss things anyway, except that all the discussion is "fire the janitor" because only retards participate in these discussions normally. When stuff like this happens at least the whole board opens up.

>> No.9207633

>>9207627
Did I say those were on topic?

>> No.9207634
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>>9207617
I have no idea but when moot puts his foot down, moderation listens. Even if Moot pisses me off, because of /l/ i still have to respect him for being able to handle 4chan. I dont think many people could be up to the task.

>> No.9207638

>>9207633
Why not ban those posters too then?

>> No.9207639

>>9207626
On-topic subjects can be spammed. What's your point?

>> No.9207642

>>9207638
Because the hambeast Janitor probably takes 10 different medications. Bitch probably starts those threads.

>> No.9207644

So this is now our weekly metathread that isn't total shit, but only a little shit?

>> No.9207645

>>9207627
>drug
No. Global rule 1 (see the /diy/ sticky).

>NEET
Yes. Proto-NEET threads (SO RONERY ;_;) were listed as something /jp/ was created for by moot. And NEET threads are less cancerous. moot even named the board NEET/Hikikomori General for a short while.
They're not harming anyone, as long as they're condensed and don't get too personal in the OP. Saten spammers spam Saten everywhere, however.

>> No.9207646

>>9207639
Those weren't on topic.

>> No.9207650

>>9207639
They're not on-topic, and these threads only exist because of Saten spammer anyway.

>> No.9207654
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>>9207645
Saten-san doesnt get spamming. She appears by the will of the people.

>> No.9207655

>>9207645
Freedom of speech. You can discuss about drugs just like you can be racist.

>> No.9207656

Don't give this retard the attention is craving for. Just move along.

>> No.9207659

>>9207654
No, it was from spamming.

>> No.9207661

>>9207650
So make saten insta-ban/delete.

>> No.9207666

>>9207655
You can discuss drugs on the drug board. You dont discus drugs on /jp/.

>> No.9207668

>>9207656
i must think if you are refer to the disability first post or if you think the mod disability .

do not make the disablity frustrate it is not the nice thing.

>> No.9207669

>>9207661
It was for a period of time. People just came up with ways around the filter. Same with Homu.

AoC wrote scripts like a leet haxx0r.

The sad truth is, if you try to filter something, people will just post it more.

>> No.9207670
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>>9207659
Nah, will of the people. It only looks like that to you. Hundereds of Anon sit around thinking about Saten, when their prayers are united, she appears.

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>>9207661
You must be new, if you were not you would know about AoC anti-Saten scripts.
They just made it worse by giving the "shitposters" fuel.

>> No.9207673

>>9207616
Public bans tell people that there is actually a moderator watching, from time to time at least, which encourages people to report more threads. There are a lot of people who are too lazy to do it otherwise, especially if it looks like the janitor is already working the delete button overtime manually.

>> No.9207675

>>9207669
AoC was dead before h0mu existed.

>> No.9207676

>>9207670
No, it was from spamming.

>> No.9207673,1 [INTERNAL] 

Anyone up to continue the thread?

>> No.9207686
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9207686

>>9207676
Will of the people, you should stop spamming.

>> No.9207682

>>9207675
Just an example.

>> No.9207687

>>9207659
>>9207676
This is spam.

>>9207670
This isn't.

>> No.9207690
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9207690

>>9207673
We're watching you. Scum.

>> No.9207694

>>9207686
No, it was from spam.

>> No.9207696

>>9207675

Funny one.

>> No.9207697

>>9207668
NSM, obviously. I personaly see nothing wrong with OP.

>> No.9207702

>>9207696
What? He was.

>> No.9207703

>>9207697
Are you kidding me? The thread is completely horrible.

>> No.9207704

>>9207672
I just visit /jp/ sporadically and end up missing a lot.

>>9207669
>The sad truth is, if you try to filter something, people will just post it more.
Makes sense.
I suppose the normal solution would be to ignore it and wait for them to get bored.

>> No.9207706

>>9207702
I think he's implying that AoC was reinstated.

>> No.9207712

>>9207704
>I suppose the normal solution would be to ignore it and wait for them to get bored.
That could take months or years.

>> No.9207713
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>>9207703
Its not completely horrible. Its got its moments of glory.

>> No.9207714

>>9207704

Shit no moderator in the history of everything ever has understood: the post.

>> No.9207715

moot needs to give the maids local ban power.

Sure there'll be complaints, but all the things I post about are unquestionably on-topic and I make good posts. Couldn't give a shit how much of a Nazi the guy is.

>> No.9207717

>>9207704
That's nice on paper but unless EVERYONE is able to successfully ignore something, it wont happen. As there will always be at least one person making the reply.

>> No.9207718

>>9207715
This post isn't on-topic.

>> No.9207719
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9207719

>>9207704
>I suppose the normal solution would be to ignore it and wait for them to get bored.
For those who love Saten we will never get bored~

>> No.9207720

>>9207703
OP posted an observation about his penis and anus.
I have seen good threads started with less.

>> No.9207722

>>9207715
You would be banned for posting about moderation just now.

>> No.9207726

>>9207720
I've seen tolerable discussion started with amazingly retarded shit like "would you fuck a My Little Pony doll" but it doesn't mean that these idiotic threads shouldn't be deleted.

>> No.9207728

>>9207718
Which is why he is sageing. Also the thread is not on topic and he is more than likely not the op who made it.

>> No.9207731

>>9207714
Right, because it worked so well over all of last year, when shitposts ruled the board.
This is their life, they will never get tired or bored.

>> No.9207734

>>9207715
Disregauding that by your wish you would be banned just now. You can go back to Gaia. 4chan was never intended to work like that.

>> No.9207735

>>9207704
> I suppose the normal solution would be to ignore it and wait for them to get bored.

Doesn't work. We all know not to respond to trolls, but someone will anyway. Whether it's because they're an idiot, new, or trolling themselves. Not to mention plenty of people spam and shitpost for their own benefit. You could seriously give some of these people a local replica of /jp/ where nobody else posts, and they would be content shitposting by themselves. It's like a hug box.

We just need the big troublemakers to get banned, and some system to make ban evasion harder. e.g. just set a cookie--4channers aren't all that bright.

>> No.9207738

>>9207728
Sage doesn't give you free reign to post whatever the fuck you want, despite what some of you may believe.

>> No.9207744

>>9207728
Thread is permasaged anyway, who gives a shit.

>> No.9207745

>>9207738
He'd probably be happy to take a week ban if it meant that somebody would institute fascism in /jp/ for good.

>> No.9207748

>>9207728
>saging in an auto sage thread.

>> No.9207753

>>9207706
AoC talked so much trash about the mods, moot, and how 4chan operated as a whole before quitting. Why would he go for another round of getting kicked in the balls.

I really don't think it's AoC, because AoC doesn't seem that retarded and hypocritical.

>> No.9207755

>>9207748
>>9207744
How do you know?

>> No.9207757

>>9207734
4chan is an anarchistic free-for-all!

SCREW DA RULEZ XD

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>>9207755
Called, the FRONT PAGE
>your face

>> No.9207763

>>9207753
Trolled by Tokiko.

>> No.9207769

>>9207759
It tells you if a thread is on autosage or not?

>> No.9207772

>>9207726
Maybe it's just my fault for remembering when /jp/ was moderating itself. Which worked pretty well, most of the time. I don't know.

>> No.9207779

>>9207666
You discuss whatever you want on /jp/, autist.

>> No.9207787

>>9207779
You can discuss anything that the Janitor wants to discuss.

>> No.9207789

>>9207779
No, if you want to do that make threads on /b/, the random board, where anything can be discussed there. Not /jp/.

>> No.9207790

>>9207772
Rose-tinted glasses.

Seriously, I remember being impressed with /jp/'s self-moderation at the time, but in retrospect it's no different to today.

>> No.9207798

>>9207787
He has good taste, so I'm okay with this.

>> No.9207801

>>9207790
Bull shit. We actually had fun back then. Threads didnt 404 before you got done writing your comments.

The only probably I ever saw was the Sudo spam. Other than that, it used to be a decent board. Cant have fun now. Look how many times that Sake thread had to be made yesterday before someone got to answer his question.

>> No.9207804

>>9207798
Stop astroturfing

>> No.9207810

>>9207772
Self-moderation works well to keep the board free of foreign trolls and new shitty posters.

It does little to nothing to people who are just out to make pages and pages of shitty threads.

>> No.9207819

>>9207810
You mean shitty as in your opinion. I think your opinion and your post it shit, So delete it. now.

>> No.9207826

>>9207819
Kill yourself.

>>9207801
He made a bunch of threads about Saki, a currently airing anime, and a few threads about Sake, and in half of them he was whining about the janitor.

>> No.9207828

>>9207810
Nobody does that though. The only time it happens is in retaliation against overzealous moderation.

>> No.9207836

>>9207826
He made a bunch of threads because they kept getting deleted before anyone could respond. The Saki/sake thing was a harmless joke that any non-autist (apparently not you) could understand.

>> No.9207840

>>9207828
I can assure you that sometimes I feel like making a shit thread just for the hell of it.

And remember, it's not shitposting if you're being ironic.

>> No.9207842

>>9207828
People do it all the time because making people frustrated is apparently hilarious, the same reason /b/ will parade into a board and spam the shit out of it.

>>9207836
Yes, he made a bunch of anime threads that were repeatedly deleted. I can't imagine the level of oppression he was facing.

>> No.9207843

>>9207840
It is though

>> No.9207849

>>9207843
I know. I was joking.

>> No.9207875

>>9207842
It was a sake thread and on topic. The picture used is irrelevant as long as its sfw.

>>9207826
I said delete your fucking thread. Its my opinion that your opinion is shit. According to your own words, opinion matters.

>> No.9207879

I wish a had a janitor as strict as /jp/'s.

>> No.9207880

>>9207842
Jesus, you're dense.

>> No.9207882

>>9207879
*/a/

>> No.9207886

>>9207879
You do, Its call ANN, go back there.

>> No.9207888

>>9207875
The picture was a picture of Saki Miyanaga. The thread was about Saki Miyanaga. Even if the thread were about sake and not Saki, it wouldn't be on-topic any more than a thread about sumo wrestling would be.

>>9207875
And I told you to kill yourself.

>> No.9207892

>>9207879
You call it strict I call it fickle. Nowadays there is seemingly no set standard as to why the janator deletes and removes and moderate certain threads they way he does.

>> No.9207894

>>9207880
It's a real problem, isn't it?

>> No.9207902

>>9207888
I guess you didnt even read the opening post and you think you can say whats related or not? Learn2read idiot.

>> No.9207904

>>9207888
Man, its almost like opinions dont matter.

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>>9207902
What does Saki taste like, is it sweet or bitter?

4chan must be bugging out. My /jp/ related SFW thread keeps vanishing.

>> No.9207912

>>9207880
He is saging in an auto sage thread. That should tell you enough.

>> No.9207926

>>9207910
Looks more like a spelling error to me.

>> No.9207941

>>9207926
It's highly unlikely that he would make the same misspelling, with capitalization, six times in a row.

>> No.9207980

>>9207912
How do you know its auto sageing?

>> No.9208305

>>9207941
You think he actually typed that out 30 times?

>> No.9208305,1 [INTERNAL] 

come back soon OP ;_;

>> No.9208305,2 [INTERNAL] 

I wish they'd ban all the posters in this thread. Otherwise what is the point of a public ban?

>> No.9208305,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,2
Read the thread.

>> No.9208305,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,3
I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

>> No.9208305,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,3
Autism?

>> No.9208305,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,2
What? A shitty tripfag making a sensible post?

Was it opposite day?

>> No.9208305,7 [INTERNAL] 

Mods should make Saten (and other shitposting macros) threads as honeypots.

WCH SATEN WUD U FK?? followed by 20 replies and a threadban.
And before anyone says it's unfair, replying critically to a retarded thread is just as bad as replying positively.

>> No.9208305,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,7
>Saten
>shitposting

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Saten spam, is in fact, light novel threads, or as I've recently taken to calling them, /jp/ related threads. Saten is not spam unto itself, but rather another character of fully /jp/ related origin made /jp/ related by the fact that she is in a light novel, visual novel and doujin games comprising a full set of requirements to be /jp/ related as defined by the /jp/ rules.

Many /jp/ users post light novel characters every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Saten threads which are widely posted today are often called spam, and many of /jp/'s users are not aware that she is completely /jp/ related, developed by the light novels which are allowed by the rules.

There really is an anime, and these people are posting screencaps from it, but it is just a part of the Saten they post. The anime is the kernel: the derivative work that introduces newcomers and allocates them to the light novels. The anime is an essential part of Raildex, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of the light novels. The anime is normally used in combination with the Raildex light novels: the whole system is basically the light novels with the anime added, making it /jp/ related. All the so-called Saten spam threads are really threads of a /jp/ related character.

>> No.9208305,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,7
You're replying to a retarded thread right now.

>> No.9208305,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9208305,7
Yes, I stopped replying to dumb threads because of this.
Now I make them myself.

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What happens on /ghost/, stays on /ghost/.

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Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
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