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I want to form a gang with /jp/sies

>> No.9180074

A-Are you sure?

>> No.9180106

Quick, someone post some incongruous Dredd quotes.

>> No.9180114
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>> No.9180117
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>implying it isn't already

>> No.9180126
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What sort of gang?

>> No.9180129
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>> No.9180130

>>9180007
I'm in.
I have two baseball bats and a golf club I can distribute. I also have some head protection like a construction helmet. I also own a small 2.5" blade flip knife I found a long time ago.

>> No.9180134

>>9180126
crossplaying, cocksucking gang

>> No.9180139

>>9180130
I have a couple ona-holes and an iron bar

>> No.9180142

>>9180007
Not before apocalypse.

>> No.9180143

Are we just going to go around and stab people that talk shit about our waifus?

>> No.9180148
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>> No.9180149

>>9180129

dafug is going on there, rape?

>> No.9180156

>>9180130
I have some knives and a big, rusty machete, shit is pretty hardcore.

>> No.9180161
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>>9180126

>> No.9180173

>>9180161
guns are for pussies
real nihongo delinquents use blut weapons and blades only, like true warrior

>> No.9180180

Will we need matching pompadours?

>> No.9180189
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/jp/ sure takes me back to the days of my youth.

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k

>> No.9180194

>>9180180
of course

>> No.9180204

>>9180130
I have a bunch of Victorian rifles.

You have to supply your own .577 and .577/450.

>> No.9180205

>>9180193
#swag

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>> No.9180220

>>9180204
See
>>9180173

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Maybe if we formed a real gang, we could live without working!

>> No.9180227

I have a music stand. You can probably whack people with it if you take the top part off.

>> No.9180234

I got me club which i carved out of a fallen tree about 15 years ago. Hopefuly it wont break after hitting someone.

>> No.9180242
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>> No.9180248
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Which bosozoku would you fuck?

>> No.9180274

>>9180234
What kind of tree was it? If it was oak and you've taken good enough care with it, (not submerged it in water, not thrown it off of a cliff) it should work just fine.

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>>9180248

>> No.9180286

>>9180220
But using Snider Enfields would embue us with the spirit of the IJA!

>> No.9180291

>>9180242
Can I be the guy that wears the giant drug dealer coat at all times?

There won't be any drugs or weapons inside the coat though. Just various H-doujins, posters, and dolls.

>> No.9180293

>>9180286
International Jugglers' Association?

>> No.9180312

>>9180291
No, you are going to be the gang's bitch.

>> No.9180319

I haven't shaved in 4 days and my hair's a mess. What can I be?

>> No.9180328

What activities would we do?

>> No.9180340

>>9180328
gay sex and ironic crimes

>> No.9180334

>>9180319
The junkie.

>> No.9180358

>>9180319
onion smuggling and grafitti

>> No.9180362

>>9180274
Was a common fig, made two actually but one shattered when i tested it against a wooden bat after leaving it to harden for a year or so, that one was more like a mace; i sharpened some of the branches on one of it's ends.

I left the other in the garage to harden, i was expecting to put it into a fire and see if it could harden a bit without turning it into charcoal but forgot about it for years and recently found it.

>> No.9180377

>>9180362
Probably has magic powers now. Bring it.

>> No.9180385

>>9180377
It's embued with the power of autism.
It can the be the holy artifact of our gang.The secret source of our power.

>> No.9180391

>>9180319
I haven't shaved in 6 weeks, i can't even drink water.

>> No.9180397

>>9180286
The IJA is a step down from the samurai in terms of manliness, and a step up in terms of killing efficiency. We're going for pure manliness here.
>>9180312
Now now /jp/, bitches weaken legs. No bitches allowed.

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Can I assume we are gonna get dressed up all cute before going out to cause trouble? If so, count me in. I've got a big cast iron skillet I can bring along for when things get rough. /jp/ when I ride till I die.

>> No.9180433

>>9180421
We will dress as 2hus, madokas and satens.

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>>9180421
>dress up all cute
No you faggot, you've got to at least have a regent haircut if you're going to wear a fucking skirt. Here, educate yourself.
http://images.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BC%E3%83%B3%
E3%83%88&biw=994&bih=705&sei=LW3IT6rmEois2gWAtdznDQ&tbm=isch

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>>9180443

>> No.9180466

>>9180435
I see. I will try to do my best. Please forgive me if I can not live up to expectations.

>> No.9180473

>>9180443
Oh god, that one on the left must be at least 40 years old...or maybe she's 23.

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>>9180435
Official gang attire will be this but with a regent haircut

>> No.9180486
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Who do we extort for protection money?

>> No.9180494

>>9180486
/a/ nerds

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>>9180494

Or we shoot up their body pillows

>> No.9180520

>>9180486
>extort
>with swords and clubs
Doesn't work that way unless the gang is at least a few hundred strong. Only choice before that is to kill and take their possessions.

>> No.9180521

>>9180486

In what country we operate?

>> No.9180527

Let us raid /fit/fag gyms and weld their equipment; NOBODY WILL EVEN LIFT.

>> No.9180534

>>9180520
We are a few hundred strong dude.

>> No.9180531

Those /v/ nerds really piss me off

>> No.9180539

>>9180521
Finland

>> No.9180548

So do we have any gang signs or dances to identify ourselves. All the cool gangs have them.

>> No.9180553

>>9180527
LOL xD

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>>9180539
lel, ebin xDDDDDDDD

>> No.9180558

>>9180539
It's pretty tough to invade into... Just saying.

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>>9180521
I imagine we'd have three different divisions: The America Branch, The Euro Branch, and The 3 Person Strong Japan Branch
>>9180520
You could wear normal clothes and slick your hair back if you wanted to look like a few normal gentlemen and do a bit of shopping together while shoplifting at least half of what you get. Pic related.
>>9180527
We could steal the weights and use them to strengthen /jp/sies or sell them to those places that melt down metal.

>> No.9180567

>>9180548

I don't know,but this can be our official song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY3YufnD4KE

>> No.9180573

>>9180548
I think the regents and the bikes and scooters and the lack of guns will identify us well enough.

>> No.9180584

>>9180567
I like Sodom but I don't see how they fit into /jp/(besides their name)

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>>9180567
I like your sense of humour.

>> No.9180608

So let's get organized and take someone off the map. I vote we nail !bar.

>> No.9180610

>>9180585

?

>> No.9180612

>>9180608
i'd congrat him on the marriage

>> No.9180613

>>9180608
agreed

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>>9180562
I think slavs should have their own branch

>> No.9180637

>>9180608
We should kill everyone who have fun in the street.

>> No.9180632

>>9180610
"ausgebombt" means "bombed out"
>>9180621
Wouldn't they still just be chavs with a slightly japanese aesthetic?

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>>9180142
I'm just imagining what a /jp/ gang would look like in the Fallout setting.

All of these hikkis/otakus in burnt, but brightly colored wigs and animu t-shirts. Very few will leave the underground bunkers they live in, and while they allow trade, they will mostly avoid any strangers. Making eye contact is an instant ticket to hostility.

Their leaders would be those lucky few who, through extreme exposure to radiation, had become the little girl.

>> No.9180652

Let's have a motor scooter gang, motor scooters are kawaii. We can all wear helmets with kemonomimi on them or dress as maids or something. But remember /jp/, road safety is ichiban taisetsu!!

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>>9180652
I like how you think. You are one incredibly bad dude.

>> No.9180675

>>9180652
>road safety
You're safe as long as you don't crash.

>> No.9180681

>>9180649
What about the few /jp/sies who, through extreme radiation, because futas?

>> No.9180684

>>9180672

Fuckin' Eiji Nonaka

>> No.9180685

>>9180672
Oh shit. That comic. What an asshole.

>> No.9180692

>>9180681

>A bleak apocalyptic world where half the population are futa, and the other half are little girls
>and some little girl futa

I see what Japan was trying to do after that nuclear disaster

>> No.9180701

>>9180672
Hey /jp/, do you know what delinquent manga Cromartie parodies? I need some manlier manga in my life.

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>>9180421
mee too wwww

we shall steal HRT!!!!

wwww

>> No.9180715

We could do a mix of all the ideas, the gang will be very diverse, there would be a group of respectable black people with guns and stuff like:
>>9180242
>>9180161

That group would be dedicated to small local crimes and money extortion, then we would have another group formed with guys dressed as maids dedicated to the ironic crimes.

Then, the serious crimes would be the job of the highest ranks of the gang, those high ranks would look like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhtLGcDASrY

>> No.9180719

You can be a member of the /jp/ gang from the comfort of your own room.

Next time you see someone around here that doesn't belong, call them out. This is your turf, you'll be damned if you'll let the gaylord feel at home. Make sure they know how much of a fucking retard they really are. Bring them to tears and they may stop posting here. If you see someone being called out for being an outsider, join in. Crush their pathetic, neurotypical feelings under your heel. Idiots are hesitant to understand their mistakes and inadequacies, don't let them leave thinking they are somehow in the right. What is important here is numbers. A shitty poster can and will ignore a couple retorts, but their denial will be stripped away when the thread turns against them.

It is important to ignore shitposters that do these things for attention. Making it in organized crime means you need to demand respect for yourself and your gang, not letting scum pull you down to their level. Report and move on.

So you want to join the gang? Do you have what it takes?

>> No.9180738

>>9180652
I want to be part of a motorcycle maid squadron too. I don't know how well the outfit would work with the helmet and armor, though. All that I've seen is black and depressing.

>> No.9180805

What if /jp/ was selected for Battle Royale?

>> No.9180824

>>9180805
The /fit/izens that were on /jp/ at the wrong damn time would get really high, but they'd all be beaten by the one /jp/sie that took aikido after reading aikido copypasta.

>> No.9180833

>>9180805
We would send each other to Gensokyo with a smile.

>> No.9180836

LEL MOTORBIKE CULTURE xD

>> No.9180840

>>9180833
I would make you all cripples and then go to Gensokyo by myself.

>> No.9180841

i live in NYC so by default im a mobster, i'll come break peoples legs for you!

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>> No.9180862

>>9180846
What use does Aya have for a bike?

>> No.9180868

>>9180862
It makes panzers very happy

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Niggas with autism

>> No.9180971

>>9180129
I want to know where that picture's from. The wedgie looks rough on the girl.

>> No.9180987

>>9180841
Im from las Vegas. What does that make me? Compulsive gambler?

>> No.9180993

>>9180987
A native american running a casino that secretly sells shabu.

>> No.9180999

>>9180824
A-are you t-talking about m-me?

N-n-no homo.

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>>9180126
please dont use such low quality artwork

>> No.9181047

>>9180987
Yes

You're also a mobster too

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can i be the hobo kinda one, always showing up off his face and fucking shit up, and not the good kind of fucking shit up either, then waking in a puddle of vomit in the middle of the road? but you all love him because deep down he's fairly aimiable.and helpful where possile

hell, we should start a /JP/ trailer park

>> No.9181088

>>9180805
There was a "Board Wars" text game a while ago with a similar "kill all the other boards" premise that /x/, /r9k/, and /cgl/ participated in. Ironically enough /cgl/ was the only board to win its game despite their weakest starting strength of being full of catty women with no survival skills because they crafted deadly bioweapons from alien fungus and stealthily dropped them on other boards' encampments. I wish we could do something like that here in /jp/ but I just know anyone who tried to start something like this would be told to get out and the thread spammed with tanasinn or something because of the no fun allowed /jp/olice backseat moderators.

>> No.9181092

>>9181088
Sounds like something only faggots would do.

>> No.9181097

>>9181088
You're mistaken, few people here would care about that.

>> No.9181098
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When i was a kid, me and couple of friends from the neighborhood formed a delinquent gang, we only did pranks and stuff and sometimes played soccer with kid of other hoods though even if it was just soccer shit was pretty violent. Our biggest accomplishments were setting things on fire, my friend almost lit me on fire when we were making molotovs because he dropped one when we were taking them to our hideout, which was an abandoned house.

Good times

>> No.9181110

>>9181098
Me and some of my cousins did something similar, we'd go around throwing homemade bombs, picking fights with other kids, playing with fire, smashing windows and going in abandoned buildings and shit like that

We used to this kind of shit mostly in abandoned areas though, so we never really bothered anyone(barring our fights)

>> No.9181113

>>9181098
>almost lit me on fire when he dropped it
Did he light it first? If not, what the fuck did you put in them?

>> No.9181161

>>9181113
Yeah, i really don't remember why he did as i was walking infront of him, he was probably going to throw it and make me run just for fun.

>> No.9181253

>>9181092
>>9181097
Exactly what I meant.

>> No.9181273

>>9180841

I'm from Florida, what does that make me

>> No.9181285

>>9181273
A faggot

>> No.9181314

>>9181273
A snapping turtle.

>> No.9181358

>>9181285

I said Florida not California

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>>9181358

>> No.9181370

I have a crossbow pistol with 90lb draw, a short-sword, two brass knuckles, pepper spray, a vacuum attachment, two throwing knives, two throwing axes, a hammer, and a huge-ass metal clamp. And I have a bench press. Can I be the quartermaster? Gangs have that, right?

>> No.9181386

>>9181370
get witht he times gramps there called QMs

>> No.9181388

Can little girls join?

>> No.9181537

>>9180385

If we enchant it to +10 it will become the Mace of Aspengers.

>> No.9181601

Can you count, /jp/ers? I say the future is ours, if you can count!
Now, look what we have here before us.
We got the Warosu sitting next to the Jewnes street boys. We got the Typemoon right by the Touhou. Nobody is wastin' nobody! That is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be! You're standing right now with nine delegates from a hundred fanbases. And there's over a hundred more. Sixty thousand posters. Now there ain't but twenty thousand janitors in the whole 4chan!
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? CAN YOU DIG IT?
Now here's the sum total. ONE GANG could run this city! One gang! Nothing would move without us allowing it to happen. We could tax the moderators, the Moot... Because we've got the boards, suckers! Can you dig it?
The problem in the past has been the Moot turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth because we've been fighting for ten square feet of ground. All we have to do is keep up the general truce. We take over one borough at a time. Secure our terriory. Secure our turf. Because it's ALL OUR TURF!

>> No.9181625

>>9181601
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdBdIvwM6ww

>> No.9182606

>>9181601

Watch out!

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zun!bar will be our sponsor.

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>implying a JP gang wouldn't be like this


YOU WANNA BE IN MY GANG, MY GANG, MY GANG?

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