/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

"Why aren't you dating?"
"You're STILL not married?"
"Am I ever having grandchildren?"

I just want to take it easy. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

Same chair.

[Anonymous No.]

"Are you gay?"
"He must be gay."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171849
I wish I was gay

[Anonymous No.]

when will there be boys in touhou?

actually zun doesn't even have to add them in touhou but instead make a new danmaku named toudude and everyone is happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171853
>>9171849
My mother didn't believe me when I said that i'm gay.I'm not She just laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171853

[Anonymous No.]

I've once met a fujoshi like girl, she wrote fanfics and liked those fandom pairing shits.

Leaving aside those things, she was a nice person.

Are fujoshi all the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171860
Get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171867
are all humans the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171872
yes, they're all the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171872
Yes.
Although some taste a bit different.

[Anonymous No.]

I once fell in love with a schizophrenic fujoshi that I never saw. She had the most delicious character and voice.
I still am in love.
>>9171872
Yes.

[Ötaku.Chiqué1994 !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
Will you go out with me??

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171878
>Schizophrenic girl
Crazy bitches are my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

can't wait until next year

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
were u born in 1994?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171878
Was it Fukune or spaz?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
wich 2hu wud u fuk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
cum in giina

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171898
>Was it Fukune or spaz?
Nobody from /jp/
Actually found her by entirely random google search and fell in love from the first post.
Those 3 months of interaction were the best time of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171894
Oh, clever. I see what you did there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
Lookin good gurl fancy a shag?

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder how many people (if any) in this thread are actually girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171906
is it S*STAR?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171916
>i wonder how many people (if any) in this thread are actually girls
Zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171916
Its me I'm the girl in the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew how to stop shitposting so I could settle down and marry a nice nerd.

Haha, as if. Fuckin' losers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
Are you Tripfag McGee, Tao, OeWei, etc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171920
>S*STAR
I don't even know who is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171898
>spaz
Spaz is a man... and not /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

This thread was made becasue I made that thread complaining about how i wanted to pretend that everyone on /jp/ was male who wanted to be the little girl, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171879
How big is your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171950
complaining about how you wanted to pretend something? Doesn't even makes sense.
Omg, you really are a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

reported for whoreshit
3d females are subhuman

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171962
I am male, who wants to be the little girl. There is no way i could have been female the whole. What an ironic twist that would be.

[I don't capitalize the first letter of every sentence ironically No.]

>>9171994
you're a woman at heart

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>fujoshi thread
>no girls
uh huh I'm quoting nobody

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172014
> I

[I don't capitalize the first letter of every sentence ironically No.]

>>9172024
did u block me from steam

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9172029
I don't have steam, so no.

[i don't capitalize the first letter of every sentence ironically No.]

>>9172028
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Since most of us hate /cgl/, does anyone have that picture of the screencap about the femanons talking about the vagina bumps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172024
darn it /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172032

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172014
darn it /jp/...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172038
Is this it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172028 is not >>9171994

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9172051
oh

h-hi

please respond

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172068
my respounce is >>9172046

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172038
Why did you post that on /a/ two hours ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172085
What are you, his mom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172085
I hoped the jerks would help me find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172093
Well I replied to your thread if it makes things better.

[Anonymous No.]

Mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172238

I know a girl like this but she's like a milf/futa fan. It's kind of weird. Almost like a parallel evolution of the fujoshi.

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>>9172238
My ex girlfriend was turning into that when she dumped me. I guess now I could commend her for making the right choice over her hobbies over some dude that would come over to fuck her and eat spaghetti...she made some good ass spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172251
Tell me more about this spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172256
The sauce always had a shit ton of meat in it and that was awesome. She also had some good ass cheese that she sprinkled over it too. I sure do miss that spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172265

I like to cook spaghetti like that. I enjoy cooking in general. But I have a penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172271
I should learn how to do that some time. The most I know how to make is eggs my own spaghetti even though it never comes out as well since we don't have a shit ton of ground beef lying around at all times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171916
I'm a little girl. I don't know the others though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172288
I know how to make pasta, but it's 1.09 a box pasta with Presto meat-flavored sauce.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad there will never be a good fujoshi thread without fights for attention.
I'd like to read the attitudes of female /jp/sied.
Then again, a proper female /jp/sie wouldn't post in such a thread and reveal her gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172295
>>9172288

It's easy to make it good even with the jar of sauce. You need just the right seasonings. I tend to use ground beef, diced tomatoes and a small bag of frozen meatballs. Then I use seasonings like ms. dash, parmesean and melted cheese.

>>9172300

>I'm a girl on the internet

Yea that always works out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172295
Sounds fancy enough for me. Honestly, I probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference between something made with cheap ingredients and fancy.

I've been known to enjoy eating dollar store sour gummy worms that apparently taste like chemicals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172302
I can't afford meat but I'll take what you say to heart.

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>>9172312

Depends where you are, but even a $1 bag of meatballs goes a long way.

[Anonymous No.]

Man, this thread is making me wish I didn't choose this week to try fasting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172325
I sometimes fast when I accidentally overstep my budget or smoke too much. Though at that point it's hardly fasting and more so starving.

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>>9172328

If you know what to do, you can make any cheap meal into a good one. Like taking box ramen and adding veggies, cabbage and egg to it.

If you're buying frozen dinners and shit, that's not very economical. Pasta and Ramen, even if you buy Hamburger is very cheap on a price per meal amount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171967
I'm glad summer doesn't destroy fundamentals of /jp/ known as misogyny.

Fucking summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172302
>>9172336
This nigga is right.

you're not a TRU/jp/er if you don't cook gourmet meal with cheap ingredient.

It require time investment but saves money and shit is both tasty and healthy.

>>9172341
protip: OP is a lolsorandum troll xD epic and there are no female in this thread.
Try harder with your next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172341
Rejoice! This thread is now about pasta and cooking cheap shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172348

And then /jp/ was saved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172325
You don't need food to live. All you need is sunlight. I save sooo much money not eating and drinking anything, that's what allows me to live as a NEET actually...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172291

Do you have Steam?

[Anonymous No.]

I have 20$ to live out for 2 weeks. Help.
I have access to the fully-equipped kitchen, but I have just 20$ for 2 weeks worth of food. I don't want to starve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367
If you only need to eat two meals a day Barilla pasta is a buck for a pound. That's 3 meals there. Combine that with olive oil for like 5 bucks and you can eat like a king for 2 weeks. Though your mouth will have a permanent oily sour taste to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inedia

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367
20 dollars is more than enough for spaghetti and the things you need to make it not taste like shit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367
buy vitamin pills, eggs and some cheap carb; whole wheat watever will last longer, aim for a low glycemic ratio.

two eggs a day; if you eat more you'll store up cholesterol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367

You can get a dozen eggs for a little over a dollar, a shit ton of ramen for like $.25 each, and frozen mixed vegetables. And soy sauce

Hard boil the eggs and keep them in the fridge, and eat ramen erryday all day

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172353
Shit, I wish I could live plant mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367
start eating your kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172379
>two eggs a day; if you eat more you'll store up cholesterol.
citiation needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172379
Why should I care about cholesterol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172391
My medfag internet fried.
>>9172393
Some people do, some don't; whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172380
>>9172379
>>9172371
You guys are fucking life savers.
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, how long does scurvy take to set in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172380

You can get a head of cabbage and dice a small amount off for your ramen. And boil it with your ramen, and vegetables. When the pasta is done pour it into a bowl. add some of the water to it. Depending on how much broth you like. And mix in the seasoning packets, and whatever you might like, like salt, pepper or ms. dash. and then add soy sauce. Then shell a hardboiled egg, and slice it in half. and put it in the bowl.

You'll want to eat the egg half with some ramen in the same bite and it'll be amazing.

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>>9171839
WHY are you ALWAYS using this fucking word?
If you mean female otaku, or anime fan or whatever, it's NOT fujoshi

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172415
go away OP, we're talking about cheap food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172420
Ah my bad, I didn't notice that this thread derailed.
Oh, I'm not OP

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172415

>If you mean female otaku, or anime fan or whatever, it's NOT fujoshi

Maybe it once had a narrower meaning in Japanese

( http://jisho.org/words?jap=fujoshi&eng=&dict=edict )

but I used it loosely to refer to female otakus and this seems to be the trend in general

http://intersections.anu.edu.au/issue20/aoyama.htm

>Fujoshi 腐女子 was at first used for women interested in BL, JUNE, and yaoi, but recently it is also used for women who like heterosexual parodic fiction or for otaku women generally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172463

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>>9172367
Someone here once mentioned that /ck/ recommends buying grain from an animal supply store if you're short on cash.

Or strictly buy from those discount places.

[Anonymous No.]

I still want to talk to a fujoshi here, if I put down my contacts would any be willing to talk to me and play some video games?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172474
Ask /soc/ or /r9k/.

Or heck, any forum that isn't 4chan. We don't serve your kind in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172474
There are no girls here, natsuchuu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172479

Okay.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

what if I don't have access to a kitchen?

I buy all my meals from 7-11. kind of counterproductive as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172504
Get one of those makeshift stoves that campers use.

Or you can probably buy a mini-oven. Though it might be pink and have flowers on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172504
Sticks and stones, go prehistoric style, worked for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.]

The first time I went to a con I waited 2 hours in line for tickets and ended up making friends with a fujoshi. She wasn't fat but was bigger than me, but then I'm tiny.

She was pretty cool actually, she was so hardcore into her BL shit that she didn't judge me for reading loli manga or loving a 2D character. We could just split up at random in the con when we saw something we liked and then regroup and it wouldn't be rude or awkward because we knew how obsessed either of us was.

There was no love or lust or any of that shit, but it was nice. I saw her at a few cons after that too, I don't even know what her name is or anything but that's perfect for me. Just the amount of interaction I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172238
Mandatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172844

Looks like the "feel" guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172857
I guess she feels the feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172510
>Though it might be pink and have flowers on it.
You're saying that as if it's a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172731
That is a conbro, and good ones are hard to come by. Wanna come to Comiket with me this year?

[Anonymous No.]

so that's one thing my parents and grandparents aren't getting: grandchildren. me, well, i'm on /jp/, so that sums it up. my sister got cancer, had her uterus removed so there's no chance of anything coming from that quarter. all my uncles are unmarried and i have no aunts.

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>>9171878
the closest to perfect girl i've ever met was a hardcore fujo, in the classic sense of the word. basically a gayporn geek, both 2D and actual 3DPD. it was kinda creepy.

never really bothered me, but now thanks to her now every time i see a shy, cute, attractive girl i think she's secretly fujo or psycho. possibly both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171906
forgot to ask: why did you two stoped being friends? because you sound like you have no contact with her anymore, am i right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177247
Liking gay porn isn't creepy. Did you know that real gay love (not talking about casual sex, etc.) is the purest form of love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171878
Are you the Rita guy?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177247

It's not weird until she lines up prospects for you and suggests you experiment. I have no issue fantasizes about girls with girls, so I think it's normal for it to go the other way.

[Anonymous No.]

Rita guy is the worst poster on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171839
>>9177134
>grandchildren
i never got it. why would your parents want you to reproduce in the first place?

sorry for making multiple posts, i just overlooked stuff while writing the first one.

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>>9177276
Thanks, with that image I found this thread;
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8767874/#8767922

which had this post in a connection;
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8767874/#8771806

Which stated to look for this image;
https://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/image/nlSsAtPp5ehD8ytp02KFZA/

which led me to find what I believe to be the original Rita thread.

I feel like a detective now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177284
i think they just want to see the line continue
or they want to hold a baby again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177284
>>9177299

My half-sister is cranking out babies like an assembly line. So since last year i've been off the hook. Since my oldest brother is gay, and my middle brother is disabled, I was really feeling the heat.

[oh god not again No.]

>>9177280
>>9177270
no, wait. i made myself misunderstood again.
it wasn't her looking at gay porn i found creepy. it was the extent of time/effort she spend on her hobby. no matter how i looked at it, she must've been spending 90% of her free time looking at or researching porn. that's what i was referring to when i said "hardcore".
either way, while i found it weird i was fine with it.

now before i get labeled a fujo hater forever:
>>9177284
this one was refering to general NEETness. same argument as with male otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177303
yeah, i'm getting up there in years so i'm probably going to be on the receiving end of things soon enough...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177292
Your second link doesn't mean anything to me. I don't know what you meant by it.

The first thread was me who posted that picture. But you should be able to find the very first time that it was posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177314
Now that you say it it makes sense.

Sorry for not being a good detective ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177314
>The first thread was me who posted that picture

So does that mean you are the Rita?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172367

rice and beans, eggs, bananas, and multivitamin. when I was at my poorest, I had eggs and a banana with peanut butter for breakfast, and cup noodle for lunch, and steamed rice with a half can of black beans and a bit of crushed canned tomato on top with sour cream mixed in for dinner. damn deliciuos

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>>9177325
>the Rita
No. None of these IRC circlejerk memes mean anything to me. Tokiko, Rita, Naz, they may as well be all the same person for all I care. Though some of those names annoy certain people more than others.

In retrospect, maybe the Rita guy was just really lonely and needed a response from some other /jp/ user. Maybe it was mean of me to mock his feelings. I feel like a bully now (´･ω･`)

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>>9177334
So that makes me a better detective than you at least, because according to the thread it was an MSN circlejerk, not IRC!


I'm not dumb you know ;D

please excuse the smiley I just thought it would add cute points to my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177340
Fuck off with your spoilers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177340
If you care about archives, sure. I don't use them, since they are circlejerks. Your post isn't very cute, try adding better pictures and ASCII art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
>Naive
>Loyal
>Passionate

My cuteness is just out of control

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177351
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177352

The first four words you see are the one that describe you,

I forgot my fourth though; witty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
>time
>naive
>sentimental
>sweet
that's a lot girlier than I would like

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
-dramatic
-graceful
-thoughtful
-charismatic

And they are actually right...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177340
>please excuse the smiley I just thought it would add cute points to my post
Please don't do this again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177364
What a shame

DUKE
BALLS
OF
STEEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
>mental
>cure
>bay
>wrestles
...
what.

[(^w^ )! Smile Detective !G2Ilkjdecg No.]

>>9177373

Some tough reception for smileys!

What if I put the smileys in my tripcode? That guy sparky is pretty popular and he does it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177384
I'm ok with that, I hope we can become friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177384
Being retarded is his gimmick, and it is unsure whether he is being ironic or not.

Do you have what it takes to be a famous retarded tripfag on /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177384
But do you have interest in Otaku culture and have any redeeming qualities? Or are you just making shit posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
- loyal
- charismatic
- honest
- naive

Except for charismatic this sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177343
>insecure
>sweet
>full
>caring

>full
wat.
Whoever put that second l at the end of thoughtful, fuck you.

also I'm not including otaku because it's written in bold.

[Anonymous No.]

Objectively the best Komugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177854
Yeah, we all love Posokichi, he can talk and isn't afraid of anything.

[Anonymous No.]

So, to you fujoshi, do you like shota in the way otaku like loli? Are you our polar opposite?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178037

I don't think they like shota to the extent most otaku like loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178037
Fujoshi sure loves yaoi, but usually shota is aimed to men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178037
Shota is better than loli stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178166

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171860

I would play toudude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9172238

made by fujoshi because she wishes she was actually cute like that.

[Anonymous No.]

I've always known female /jp/ers existed, but what the fuck do you guys do?

I don't see you guys playing Tenhou, get high scores in touhou, translate/know moon, etc...

Seems like you folks just reveal yourselves whenever you want to flaunt that you've got a crack between your legs or tell pity stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178191

They don't go out and advertise such things. Because you havn't seen them doesn't mean they arn't doing said things. How fucking new are you?

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>>9178197
I've been here since pre-split /a/.

I don't exactly follow the female /jp/ userbase trends.

>They don't go out and advertise such things.
Oh, but they do. I've see too many "I'm a GIRL otaku on JAYPEE, lick my feet" types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178207

There's a difference between one faggot and all being faggots. Besides you talk like a fucker from /b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178207
what about the one that don't proclaim they're girl ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178191
>I don't see you guys...
Who do you see then? That's just silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178207

>I don't see you guys playing Tenhou, get high scores in touhou, translate/know moon, etc...

what
this is an anonymous imageboard
how would you possibly 'see' the gender of the people doing these things
what
i mean
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178218
I've never posted on /b/.
I'm sorry I don't conform to your standards.

>>9178219
That's why I'm asking in the first place.

>>9178220
People in this thread.
"Wahh, I'm a fujoshi. Wahh, I'm a girl"
As if it wasn't possible to just talk about the same things in the usual non-gender specific threads about the same topic.

>>9178223
I don't know all of them at all times, obviously. But it's clear that some posts are obviously written by angry feminists, or threads like these pop up every now and then and all I see female /jp/ers talk about is....well being female otaku.

[Anonymous No.]

>Fujoshi thread

Report central. If I wasn't so lazy right now, I'd report every single piece of shit who responds in the affirmative. You're all trash, and you should all die.

[Anonymous No.]

The smart ones don't mention that they're female 3DPD and just pretend to be the little girl along with the rest of the /jp/ guys.
Also: whoever mentioned fujoshi being "female otaku" is a fucking sperglord. No one actually believes this except for shit-tier murrican weeaboos who can't into moonrunes.
There is seriously no need ever to bring attention to the fact that you're a girl, because shitty female tripfags have ruined it for every female on the internet. If you mention your gender, you're basically being an attention whore.

Something I've been wondering, though: is there a term for women who like yuri? I mean, other than lesbians/bisexual. Since we have a term for those crazies that like BL...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178235
>People in this thread.
>"Wahh, I'm a fujoshi. Wahh, I'm a girl"
Did you see the opening post?

>threads like these pop up every now and then and all I see female /jp/ers talk about is....well being female otaku.
I wonder why? Please try not to abandon common sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178250
>whoever mentioned fujoshi being "female otaku" is a fucking sperglord.

Fujoshi, like NTR and all the *dere are misused all the time. I blame the weeaboos.

[Anonymous No.]

le fujoshi face

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178250

What? you do know that on 2channel fujoshi is more commonly used to specify female otaku in general and the whole fujoshi referring specifically to yaoi is becoming antiquated.

But I won't deny people misuse shit like Desu and Doushio all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178267
*citation needed

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178275
Not him, but I'm a 2channel regular. He's right, fujoshi is used to refer to female otaku in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178235
>"Wahh, I'm a fujoshi. Wahh, I'm a girl"
it's a fucking fujo thread. obviously if you're a fujo you're gonna bring it up. i mean, how else are they gonna discuss it?


>and all I see female /jp/ers talk about is....well being female otaku.
that's because their gender is only relevant to discussions about being a female otaku. bringing it up in any other situation would be an equivalent of the whole gamer girl shit. that's what people were trying to tell you all this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178278
I'm a 2channer regular and I fucked you're mother in the ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178281
なんで俺が怒られにゃいけないんだよ。
ただ質問にこてただけじゃねぇかよ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178284
>こてた
Fucking typo, 答えた.

[Anonymous No.]

gross. fujoshi is the LAST thing I'd want to be identified as.
Can't I just be a moebro with everyone else? BL is not my cup of tea.

[Anonymous No.]

I knew a female /jp/sie once. It was nice.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to meet a nice Fujoshi some day. Where all we'd do is talk about our favorite Touhous and watch anime and just have tea. That would be nice.

A man can dream. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to meet a nice Fujoshi some day. Where all we'd do is rape and kill her (maybe not in that order) and dump the corpse. That would be nice.

A man can dream. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178290
Sure bro!
What does gender even matter if we are all little girls inside?

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to meet a nice Fujoshi some day. Where all we'd do is love, sex and marry her (maybe not in that order). That would be nice.

A man can dream. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Death to all fake Otakus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178458
TruNEET & TruOTAKU 4 lyfe

Copy and paste this into your signature if you love all 2hus.

[Anonymous No.]

Is a girl considered a fujoshi if she likes lolicon?
What kind of monster am I? ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178428
you are a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

>>9178477
>>9178458
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong hikikomori ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who dont need no 3DPD ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9178490
I'm pretty sure that's just a horny lesbian since women can't commit pedophilia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178490
I don't think so. We don't need special words for our fetishes.
you're not the only one, and no shame in it. I prefer yuri myself. Girls love is pure love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178490
According to this chart, you're "batshit insane"

[Anonymous No.]

isnt a fundoshi that thing sumos wear lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178507
I googled that and I now hate you're parents dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178496

Well, women can be pedophiles, they just can't be convicted of it.

>>9178490

What like Meat liking lolis, or LIKING lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178496
but, they can be pedos!
I just like 2D lolis, though, and I'm not a lesbo.


>>9178499
Good to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178504
I would fug the shit out of hikkikomori internet stalker.

Moralfag can watch lol

[Anonymous No.]

Grown men on /jp/ acting like they're women is depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178504
why is there a speshul one for /a/ bitches but not /jp/sies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178510
oh sorz, i suggest buying brain bleach LOL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178507
And fundoshi ends dirty and sweaty, like the female otaku, such is the japanese humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178504
but... I'm not bisexual
and Yotsuba is too innocent for that sort of thing!


>>9178511
well, I really like lolis. I never watched that show, so I can't compare, sorry
Lolicon is my preferred lewd material when doing such and such. It's the only thing I can get off to ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178532
No worries sis. I fapped to shota traps for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178513
HNNNNG. This is now an adorable loli thread.
You're welcome.

>>9178522
*sperglord voice* ACTUALLY, fujoshi (婦女子) is a word originally meaning one's wife, but if you change the kanji in the middle of the word, it can be read the same way, but it means "disgusting woman." And that's where fujoshi comes from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178532
VOCAROO VOCAROO VOCAROO VOCAROO VOCAROO NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178535
What relevance does vocaroo have to this discussion?

[Anonymous No.]

LOL I AM GIRL GIV ME ATTENTION /jp/ ^_______________^

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178510
Women can wear them too you know, that make you feel better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178532

It's probably because of self inserting then. You imagine yourself in the place of the loli rather than imagining yourself with the loli. Several lolicons, even men are the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178548
I think he wants to hear your voice for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178556
*glomps u on le head*

^_^

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178556
and this is why you should never mention your gender on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178519
It's certainly not because it's from like 2007.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178556

Jokes on you, I only like girls with penises

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178541
this is very good

>>9178552
that's probably it...
but am I a fujoshi, or would I just be a lolicon?
fujoshi is just disgusting woman, so I wasn't sure if it applied no matter what you like

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178568
are you a gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178552
what if you like to pretend to be a little girl and exploring your girly feelings for other little girls? I prefer loli-on-loli yuri to gross old guy molesting my lolis. So sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178568
If it has a penis it is not a girl!

[Anonymous No.]

NSJ_seal_of_approval.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178569

You'd be a lolicon because you have a loli fetish, regardless of orientation. Fetishes tend to surpass ordinary gender roles and orientations. But when you say fujoshi to MOST people, that implies you like BL, which doesn't seem to be the case. But it's never really a good idea to identify yourself as anything like "I'm a lolicon" like it's a status symbol. Just be content liking lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178541
it's 腐 女子 noob lrn2slangfaggot and it means rotten woman not disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178579

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178586
Rotten like an apple?

O_o

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178586
ACTUALLY IT'S i婦女子 BUTTMASTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178583
>>9178577

penis =/= guy

Now traps are gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178490
Don't worry, you are part of /jp/.
You are part of this big family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178599
Penis=guy

Now shut it pizzaface

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178598
>>9178598
腐女子 HAHAH OMG THIS GUY

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178568
>>9178568

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178612
>You are part of this autistic big family.
Fix'd

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178596
I don't, I just was curious if it was still fujoshi territory

>>9178612
It feels good to be a part of the happy /jp/ family

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178608
you must be new here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178576

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178608

＞＞＞/ｂ/　

ホモばかやろう。。

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178631
Dude I've been here an entire year (but only during summer because mom won't let me computer during school)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178632
i guess it makes you secretly a lesbian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178645
>entire year
>entire
>year
newfag confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178532
Women actually masturbate?

I thought that the only way for them to achieve pleasure is to NTR people and fuck subhuman niggers instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178662
Yeah whatever turbonerd don't feel proud of being unemployed or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178652
Terms like lesbian,homosexual,pedo and many more are constructs for normals by normals.
I think we should just abadon them since many of us just have a wide variety of attractions and it doesn't matter anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178669
Sounds like you go to /r9k/
Don't go there, it's filth, and they're usually wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178673
b-But I need that words, for the tags.

[sage No.]

This thread is very bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178712

Please go back to /b/ and learn what sage is for

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178679
Stop lying to me, and I dont browse /r9k/ because I'm not in the "NEET longing for normalfaggotry" group here on /jp/ that I so utterly despise.

There's no such thing as a 3D pig not acting all slutty and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

sage this shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178723
Just like there are no man who don't ALWAYS think about sex and want to rape women right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178723
I don't believe that not going to /r9k/ bit
you're spewing too much untruth

it's pretty well understood that "massive dick ntr" isn't something that appeals to all girls

[sage No.]

>>9178717
Now I will use triple sage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178739
are you one of those idiot feminists that believe all men are rapists because sex can never be consensual or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178747

>I don't know what sarcasm means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178746
>>9178724
>>9178712
sure is summer in here.

[Anonymous No.]

I want /b/ to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178746
The forbidden technique? Beware, that can kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178738
You do realize that you're on a board where the majority of the people here are misogynist, right?

You shouldn't label people as /r9k/ lurkers. That's just wrong. The labeling of females being sluts and should burn in hell however is another thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178723
>There's no such thing as a 3D pig not acting all slutty and shit.
yeah, keep deluding yourself.
the true reason to hate 3DPD isn't their behaviour, but their bodies. see
>>9172049
for reference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178747
No, I'm one of these idiots who try to encourage seeing what's inside of a person instead of thinking in categories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178761
I don't know, /jp/ never seemed misogynist to me
they just know what they like
Some like 2D, some like 3D, some like both


>>9178762
> referring to /cgl/ filth
/cgl/ is a whole other level of humanity
the one that's barely human

they don't count

just go and see for yourself
they are horrible people

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178761
Saying that all women are the same and that they are all sluts is silly and reminds me to the behaviour of feminists.
You are becoming what you hate so much anon

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking to women is depressing since all that they care about is how much money you have and your penis size when both are small for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178757
Children with AS may be overly literal, and may have difficulty interpreting and responding to sarcasm, banter, or metaphorical speech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178762

You're talking to summer, who probably read 3DPD off of UD, how can you expect them to understand when you use the terminology appropriately?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178776
Please stay in your idol general thread, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178783
I don't even like 3D women though, that doesn't means that I have to resort to silly generalizations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178773
Moderate, rational /jp/ has already left. Only shitposters and extremists are here now, the ones that don't care just stay quiet by definition.

I've never cared about sharing the board with female otaku. They share interests and as long as it's not "look at me, I have a vagina" we never have a problem.

But you know, /jp/. Society is the reason we fail. Shifts blame away from personal choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178773
My only question is: Why the fuck you have my Tewi folder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178782
Definitions of terms that are are uttered on /jp/ and /a/ change frequently and are not set. Just like how the term "waifu" went from a character you happened to like, into some serious fucking shit. Even though it kinda fluctuates on the level of commitment, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178811

I'm going two carrots for this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178805
It's a shame that many rational posters are always lurking.
>>9178811
We share the same taste and lovely ladies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178805
This entire thread is LOOK I HAVE A VAGINA

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171860
The final boss of UFO was going to be Byakuren's brother, but ZUN thought that it would be weird to have a male in a Touhou game and fans would hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178842
It started out as some cheap troll thread and people shitposted in it ironically, but then it turned into serious discussion with no explicit attentionwhoring

>>9178828
Why the hell do I need privilege to view that image on danbooru?

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty smelly fujoshi with vaginal juice-stained panties~

[sage No.]

>>9178760
Forgotten method: TRIPLE SAGE

SAAAAAAAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178850
You need to buy an account there to view loli other people made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178842
There's a difference between getting a thread to discuss personal otaku shit, just like any other NEET/Hikki themed thread and an attentionwhore thread.
So far I see no webcam photos, no tripcodes, no 'silly boys' bullshit.
Lower your defenses, no need to be anal about every single thing

[Anonymous No.]

show us your floppy pasty fujoshi tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178859
Are you saying that they need to prove it by using Vocaroo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178871
Nobody did anything on vocaroo

the only one mentioning vocaroo was some loser after the lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck off, this is otaku culture

>>>/cgl/
>>>/a/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178904
sugg my cogg dude :DDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178875
>floppy tits

[Anonymous No.]

do fujoshis lige SPURDO SPARDO :-DDDDDDD ??

[Anonymous No.]

>>9171845
I don't get it, please explain. Is this some kind of pun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9178918
madotsukibarfing.jpg

that's horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

This thread reeks of /a/

Let's talk about Rustle

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090

But Rustle is a shitty loli artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090
rustle traces cp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090
babbys first loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090
He draw cute lolis, his draws are posted a lot in /a/, /v/ and /b/, becoming notorious in 4chan and then hated by fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090
Stupid sexy lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179118
>cute lolis
>traced 3DPD with animu faces
Pedo scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179103
Irrelevant. Entry-levelness doesn't imply badness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179090
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179099
>>9179127

Sure, badmouthing artist you don't like is fun. Burden of proof nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

3d kids don't looks like rustle's kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179143

[Anonymous No.]

>>9179169
are you blind or something?