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>> No.9166979
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I can't handle it either.

>> No.9167038

>>9166917
Replied because I love you Alice!

>> No.9167072

>Cirno and Reimu's 1-2-3 volume 5

No Yukari, fuck you.

>> No.9167081

>>9167072
Damn, when's the next chapter coming out?

>> No.9167093

>>9167081
Soon.

http://hijiribe.donmai.us/pool/show/5082

>> No.9167095

yoo-carr-eee

>> No.9167103

lol F#CK old hags

*throws yukari on da floor*

dats what u get b*tch

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W-why are you staring? I get nervous when people do that.

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>>9167130
Oh, no reason~

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>>9167138
Please stop.

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>>9167138
D-don't play coy with me

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>> No.9167228

>>9166910
((What the... is that a playful smile? It could be mischief... nonono, her eyes lack the killer intent, it must be playful... damn sure it is, she's expecting you to do something entertaining! Shithsitshit! Quick! Think of something witty before she loses interest!))

You have a silly hat.

>> No.9167242

>>9167150

あーあの。。メタルちゃん。。

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>>9166910
Praise the Sun!

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What if Yukari brought you to Gensokyo as her pet, but she then later turns Yandere for you? I have been having recurring nightmares of this lately, I need help it's like being stuck on a level forever.

I'll never take it easy at this rate.

>> No.9167313

>>9167293
I would love that. I would please my mistress by licking her sensitive parts.

>> No.9167364

>>9167293
>Turns Yandere
Lucky, one mans nightmares are another mans dreams I suppose.

>> No.9167386

>>9167151

I love her.

>> No.9168222

>>9167386
She'll suck your cock, dude.

>> No.9168257

>>9168222
implying some one so pure as her would do such a filthy action

>> No.9168268

>>9168257
She's a women. That's just what they do.

>> No.9168287

What if you got to Gensokyo but Yukari was a wrinkled old lady with liver spots all over her body, and she had to gap her feces out of her body because her pooping muscles had atrophied

>> No.9168316

>>9167293
>What if Yukari brought you to Gensokyo as her pet, but she then later turns Yandere for you?
Oh, if only I could be so lucky.

>> No.9168497

>>9168287
I'd guess that that is just a ruse to figure out if I truly like her, since she can manipulate the boundary of beauty and ugliness as well as youth and old willingly. She'd probably turn back to her sexy original state, since she is intelligent enough to know I already know this.

>> No.9170392

>>9167293
You will start pursuing Yukari, and she will be amused and go along with it and be all clingy and lovey dovey with you when the two of you are out in public. She will be constantly watching your face for sign of longing when other touhous are around in order to find out who your touhou waifu is.

Then before long, she realizes that she has becomes too used to acting like your waifu and have really fallen for you. Oh well she thought, maybe if she steals your virginity from you, you will break down and tell her who the lucky girl is.

So one night as you are about to doze off, Yukari slips into your bed, her silken gloved fingers running up and down your body while she whispers into your ear explicit things she will like you to do to her.

You suddenly turn around to face her, your face stormy. The two of you make love with a burning intensity until morning. Then, the morning comes and you're gone.

A few days later Yukari again appears in front of you, tears rolling down her face as she dives into your embrace.

"Idiot" cursed she.

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