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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>> No.9161551

>>9161537

の◡の

>> No.9161557

そうですね~。

>> No.9161571

日本語でおk

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Hey Youki,

My name is Reimu, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, useless, scorenumbers who spend every second of their day flying into my bullets. You are everything bad in Gensokyo. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten past stage 1? I mean, I guess it's fun lining up to die because of your immortality, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than using continues on easy modo.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best spell card. I'm pretty much perfect. I am miko of the Hakurei Shrine, and expert Youki Exterminator. What spellcards do you use, other than "standard, scripted danmaku"? I also get Lunatic 1cc's, and have a new sucker (She just donated; Shit was SO cash). You are all easymodo who should just sudoku. Thanks for listening.

Pic related, it's me and my new donation-source.

>> No.9161641

I don't understand this copypasta. Why would you attempt to troll a board with a schoolchild?

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>>9161634
>my new donation-source.

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You should all fucking kill yourselves

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>>9161634
>hey youki
>youki exterminator

come at me

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http://creoleindc.typepad.com/rantings_of_a_creole_prin/2009/09/the-man-in-the-pleated-pants.html

>> No.9161709

>>9161529
look who's talking

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>>9161522
Guns skirmish, Piano, Interior Design

get your shitduckface and yourself out from this place

>> No.9161738

My name's John and this is the Sex Pistols.

>> No.9161982

When was the first time this was posted? I wonder how did people react to it.

>> No.9162054

>>9161982
Post it on /b/ or /v/.
I bet there are enough new people to fall for it

>> No.9163643

OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on 4chan and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on 4chan when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to 4chan that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.

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