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915990 No.915990 [Reply] [Original]

Why does Japan need soldiers?

>> No.915995

To fight China and North Korea.

>> No.916000

Korea, China, Russia

>> No.915996

To pilot Gundams

>> No.915997

For show, and to make themselves feel big.

>> No.915999

Why I am so bald?

>> No.916007

>>915990
To defend Japan from Godzilla.

>> No.916011

Self Defence

>> No.916008

so we can sell them our guns!

>> No.916009

Most people who keep guns in their house do not intend to ever have to use it.

People hope that they never have to use their fire extinguishers or that their smoke alarms will ever go off.

You lock your doors right?

Unfortunately I have not found a good defense against trolls.

>> No.916013

without defences, a country can be easily taken over. applies only on places worth taking over.

>> No.916017
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916017

What the balls is the point of this bag thing

to catch ejected shells?
If it fills you would get a jam right?

>> No.916026

>>916017
What? Are you the type to leave shells everywhere? Are you some type of filthy pig?

>> No.916027

>>916017
Yes, a brass-catcher is for catching ejected shells.

>> No.916024

>>916017
that bag got an erection, heh

>> No.916029

>>916017

That bag is actually kinda big, and those shells are kinda small. It'd take awhile to fill and they'd empty it before it had the chance.

>> No.916047

>>916017
See that zipper on the side?

>> No.916053

>>916029
what for? they rich

>> No.916054

>>916053
To save the mother Earth through recycling.

>> No.916080

>>916053

They'd probably trip on the shells if they didn't bother to catch them all. See those stairs that one guy is on? Yeah. That would kinda suck to fall off of.

>> No.916116

>>916080
reason for death: tripping on the stairs

hmm...

>> No.916151

>>916116
with japan being so big on honor and shit, you KNOW they'd never want that to show up as their cause of death.

>> No.916163

>>916151
>with japan being so big on honor and shit
lol

>> No.916166

>>916017


brass count

after exercises are done for the day, all brass is collected and weighed

theres a formula that is used to weigh the shells against the ammunition before they were fired

>> No.917179

it also looks like they are in training, so dying in traing, lol

>> No.917210

being a developed country without an army would be like asking for takeover.

>> No.917234

>>916017
With thousands of bullets being fired each day in training it makes sense to equip everyone in the armed forces with a brass catcher so you can sell the metal.

>> No.917260

>>917210
Yeah, it wouldn't even look like a normal invasion. They'd show up, say that the original government ask them to come, make up some shit, arrest and few people, and before you knew it you'd have a new government.

As a normal citizen you may not even notice any difference as long as the trash was still collected.

>> No.917316

>>917260

yeh if you were living in 1901 but today you have the internets and TV so you would notice.

>> No.917325

so they can impress the ladies and win unshaved pussy

>> No.917326

>>917210

I guess Iceland keeps beating back invaders with their sheep.

>> No.918186

same reason as a black guy wondering why asian males need a dick.

duh

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918212

Good job covering the ground, soldier!

>> No.918234

>>915995
THREAD OVER

>> No.918941

>>917326
No one cares about iceland anyway

>> No.919743

Why does America need soldiers?

Get your garrisons off Japanese soil and take our constitution you fuckers wrote with you, roundeyes!

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