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9134711 No.9134711 [Reply] [Original]

Why would your favorite Touhou ever get along with you? For youkai's or fairies you'd just be a few pitiful years in their existence. Sanae, Reimu and Marisa could easily get much better guys if they wanted. What do you have to offer so your favorite Touhou doesn't run off with someone else.

>> No.9134731
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She wouldn't. I can give her absolutely nothing besides my love. She deserves better than me anyway.

>> No.9134736
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Friendship. Although I don't know if I could be a very good friend.

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This is why you should only go for the monsters or magical girls. As long as they need to feed on your blood or energy or soul or whatever you'll never be useless to them!

>> No.9134759

Because they're my favourite touhou.

>> No.9134761

I got a loveable cock, I am pretty, I know how to use my fingers, I am a very good friend, I am pretty much a perfect boy.

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>>9134756

>> No.9134773
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9134773

Because Okuu is love, that's all there is to it.

>> No.9134784

>Why would your favorite Touhou ever get along with you?

Well, the first reason is I'm not there to fuck her.

>> No.9134787
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I'm an entertaining drinking partner and that's probably good enough excuse for any oni to hang out with a human.

Though if I get drunk enough I'll probably agree to that arm wrestling challenge and break my arm.

>> No.9134801
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I would be glad if any Touhou would be nice enough to help me even a little in Gensokyo, but I know that Touhous won't like me at all and I think I would be very happy if I wouldn't be thrown out of Rinnosuke shop if I came to see it or to buy something. I think I would be friends with unnamed unknown Touhous if I was in Gensokyo.

>> No.9134824
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Everlasting loyalty as her pet

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I'd show her all kinds of pranks. And let myself get pranked, HAH!

>> No.9135261

Because it's my fantasy.

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>>9135261

No you wriggling worm, it's MY fantasy.

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