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Want to come to Gensokyo? Sure, work as my butler. No salary, but you'll get food and a place to sleep. You work six days a week, 10 hour shift with four breaks inbetween. And don't even dare to try and set a flag on me...

>> No.9129002

Do I atleast get to wear a frilly maid outfit?

>> No.9129004

>>9128996
Better working condition than over 80% of the employed world.

>> No.9129012

>flag
Dont worry. Im not in to old hags. Ill take the job!

>> No.9129015

For you?No thank you, Reimu. I wouldn't mind working for someone else though.

>> No.9129017

Okay, you're off limits, but can I still make moves on your slutty freeloading ghost friend?

>> No.9129023
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9129023

Sure, can you set my working shift with Suika?

>> No.9129026

>>9129017
Marissa isnt a ghost.

>> No.9129039 [SPOILER] 
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9129039

Ok, but I don't think it's called butler.

>> No.9129041

>>9129026
>marissa
u wot m8

>> No.9129044
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>>9129039
What is the male word for slave?

>> No.9129048

>>9129044

Slave

>> No.9129053

>>9129044
slave

>> No.9129066

>>9129044
Slav

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9129088

Congratulations, you can go back to your world now.

>> No.9129100

>>9129088
fuck you I won't do what you tell me

>> No.9129125

Well... if I get to spend holidays wherever I want and use portal freely, it's a deal.

>> No.9129145

>>9129088
Someone must enter Gensokyo to be able to leave it.

>> No.9129153

Fuck you Raymoo I'll just run away and find work elsewhere.

>> No.9129155

>>9128996
I would. I think I would be much much happier than I am here now.

I want to serve tea to Reimu and her visitors

>> No.9129161

What does set a flag even mean?

>> No.9129167

>>9129161
It's a codeword for rape in Japan.

>> No.9129586

Hell for that kind of offer I'd pick your nose for you too.

Wish I could be a live in man-maid in real life...

>> No.9130886

Who feeds Reimu? Does she make enough with the donations to buy food or is there some sort Gensokyo welfare?

>> No.9130891

>>9129088

getoutofjp.jpg

>> No.9130898

>>9130891
Would need someone to add some trees to the outside of that pillar for it to really took like a portal and not just a window.

>> No.9130915

I will never understand why anyone would want to go to a dangerous shithole like Gensokyo.

>> No.9130929

>>9130915
To either

A. Be a little girl and wear filly dresses and have friendly lesbian sex with other girls in frilly dresses and drink tea all day.

B. Be the only penis for 20 miles in any direction.

I am of the former grouping but I dont mind the latter.

>> No.9130938

>>9130929
>Be the only penis for 20 miles in any direction.

Gensokyo DOES have wildlife, you know.

>> No.9130963

>>9130938
Forgot about that. I was just assuming that most of us are preferable for dickings compared to feral animals.

>> No.9130972

>>9130938
Touhous can also form magic cocks. They only need each other as it should be.

>> No.9130973

>>9128996
"But I have night terrors and need to spoon someone, otherwise I can't sleep, that'd effect my efficiency. But don't worry, I realize trying anything lewd would mean my death.

Did I mention I'm an amazing cleaner? Working for no pay has never stopped me before, just leave it to me."

I'm sure I'd actually be a bit more subtle in reality, I have quite the thing for lying though, but I really am a great cleaner, It's one of my hobbies to be honest.

>> No.9130968

>10 hour shifts
>4 breaks
I'm doing 12 hours with one break right now, if the food and housing is good enough this is a solid deal.

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9131008

Reimu stumbles into your room accidentally while drunk and passes out just in front of you, she keeps mumbling your name under her breath, is she asleep or not?

What do you do /jp/? Carry her back to her room and tuck her in? Kick her out in an aggressive manner? Or perhaps you have something else on your mind?

There's a random scenario for you, let your imaginations do the rest, you're welcome.

>> No.9131024

>>9131008
>Carry her back to her room and tuck her in?

That, having sex with someone while they're drunk is wrong..

>> No.9131025

>>9131008
To old. I take her back to her room and tuck her in.

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>>9131008
>Implying i'm not faithful to Slow NEET Kaguya Hime

DONT TOUCH ME, FILTHY MIKO!

>> No.9131057

>>9131008
I would probably drunk too so we would end up sleeping together in the floor a puddle of our vomit then we would wake up in the morning and look embarassed at each other and promise to forget that ever happened

>> No.9131065

>>9131008
Simple, tuck her into my bed/futon and go sleep somewhere else.
Nothing sets a flag like a "caring for you, but no lewd intentions" kinda dealy.

I'd probably want to smell her hair really bad though, but I'd use 100% of my being to resist such urges.

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>>9131057
>sag

>> No.9131071

>>9131057
>in the floor

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>> No.9131147

I would happily this offer.

>> No.9131389

>>9131008
Lay her down on my bed then turn her on the side and sit by her for the night holding her hands, I don't want my master to die, I would've have a place to live then.

>And don't even dare to try and set a flag on me...
Too late.

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