/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Accelerator No.]

Hey Faggots,

My name is Accelerator, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot loli girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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>>9128293
You are drawn too

/thread

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>>9128298
No one asked you shit, cocksucker.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

accel is so cool

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128308
You get it.

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>>9128308
Why her right leg twisted like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>gotten any pussy?

Yeah of course I did. But it died a month ago of old age. I'm not going to get another one.

>Jerking off pictures on facebook

People do that? Ew...

>rest of your post

yeah whatever, you aren't the real accel so your inquiry means shit.

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128314
Tl;dr faggot.

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>>9128319

ur the fag,faggot.

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>>9128323
Learn grammar, then we'll talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9128325

Learn to shitpost, then we'll talk.

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>>9128327
We're talking already, you faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Pony Eurobeat so much better than Touhou Eurobeat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDMGv3hNMes

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128334
Cause you need to get a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?
Does underage pussy count? My last girlfriend and I broke up because her vagina was too small. My first girlfriend's 10 year old imouto wanted to kiss me, but I was weirded out by it.

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128340
Welcome to the Club.

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>>9128330
please, shut the fuck up, kid. if I'll find out where u live I'm going to fucking mash you face, you queerass piece of shit.
if you aren't a pussyass boy faggot, then here
147-58 arlington terrace, queens, ny.
come and get me, bitch.

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>>9128340

ooooh pussy. I thought he was talking about my pic related pussy.

How are we supposed to take you seriously when you use the term 'loli' to describe your girlfriend?

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>>9128349

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>>9128350
>How are we supposed to take you seriously
>>>/a/

>'loli' to describe your girlfriend
12 years old is not loli (or is it?).

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>>9128362

Just one year before the rebellious age so yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the feeling that whoever writes this kind of threads is actually one of the persons he insults, reporting what others tell him on a regular basis or what he secretely self-deprecatingly thinks.
The provocation serves the purpose of causing responses that tell him that "he's wrong" so to gain the social support for what he is that he lacks.

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>>9128367
Dafuq are you smokin' nigga?

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>>9128362
Lolis; Younger girls or girls with youthful characteristics.

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>>9128374
You subconsciously want to be raped by your father, don't you?

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>>9128377
I raped your dad with my vectors, you butthurt anon.

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>>9128366
My first girlfriend was 12. My last one was 18. The one before my last one was 15.

The 'loli' one was perfect in every way, except she was shit at sucking my dick. The 15 year old did it perfectly. The 18 year old did it in between.

In retrospect, I should have married my loli girlfriend and tamed her to suck as good as Sanae. But sticking with 2D is less hassle and purer. That's why I'm now a pure maiden who sticks to 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

you dident even change the copipe

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>>9128383
You raped him by forcefully inserting his penis in your anus?

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128388
A faggot who wasted his once-in-a-lifetime chance to get lucky. Pity.

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>>9128389
And then people wonder why the fuck I call them faggots.

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>>9128393
So says the guy who just admitted he raped a man.

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>>9128396
Son if you knew anything about me and my vectors, you wouldn't imply what you just implied.

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>>9128399
no need to use fancy words just call it cock.

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>>9128392
>wasted his once-in-a-lifetime chance to get lucky
So tragic. Maybe you could archive this thread and take it back to /a/ for everyone to learn from my mistake of not sticking with 3DPD.

I hope my fellow /jp/ bros understand my decision and accept me in to the /jp/ mansion as a pure maiden who occasionally taints herself with 3DPD dicks.

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128402

Agree with this nigga, be a man, say COCK. Sine you love it that much.

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>>9128406
Not as much as the guy who writes it in capital letters.

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>>9128404
Lame excuse, just admit you're too ugly to get some IRL.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /jp/, since you seem so keen on "invading" us so often.

Yes, we're slutty. That means we sleep with different guys who we want to sleep with, and have casual fun with them. There's nothing wrong with that. It means you're assertive and well adjusted as a young female. I'd encourage any daughter I have to do the same. In fact you could say I'm proud to be a slut. In fact most of us are "proud" to be slutty and promiscuous on /cgl/. We can't help enjoying ourselves :)

Yes, we like hotties from /fa/ who are kind of arrogant and mean. You like hotties too. It's just that we actually have a choice of getting real hotties, unlike you, so you get mad at us. Or else you try and be nice and just end up looking like losers because you're so spineless, haha.

Yes, we like taking risque photos of ourselves in revealing outfits. We like the attention. Who wouldn't? It's fun to be able to turn heads like that. Maybe you'll know that feel one day. And who cares if we haven't seen the series the character is attached to? The important thing is that we're having fun.

Yes, we like con raves and hookups. You just don't like it because you're irrational and antisocial losers that are scared of large social situations and people who are normal and cute getting involved in your hobbies.

And yes, we like "hipster guys" because they are hot as hell.

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>>9128410
-Highfuckingfive.-

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>>9128418
Tl;dr son. Gtfo, no one believes you shit.

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>>9128408
>too ugly to get some
u wot m8
I get smiles and wolf whistles from loli when I walk down the street. I remember walking near my house and these 2 girls, probably 13 or so giggled to each other and smiled at me, and one of them came over to me flirting. I brushed them off with an alpha as fuck wink.

You're out of your depths here, son. I could fuck more loli than you can collect in your /a/ folder. But now I choose dicks and 2D only.

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>>9128301

Ouch, that hurts

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>>9128421
Here's the ugly green head of envy. Why don't you suck my cock, dude.

I bet you're just mad because you can't even pull old hags, let alone loli.

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128429

Your mom was in pain while she was giving a birth to you, yes.

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>>9128435
no shit!

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>>9128435

I donated sperm in ur mom so technically you're my son.

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>>9128434

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>>9128442
That would actually be a good comeback, if you spelled 'your' right.

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>>9128444
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
SO MAD RIGHT NOW

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>>9128451

In denial.

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>>9128454
No, I'm helping you're shitty thread get 250 replies as quickly as possible.

[sage No.]

>>9128446
Your funny

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>>9128461
First of all, stop name-fagging, anon. Second, mother of god, you're mad.

[Accelerator No.]

Okay guys... I'll come out and admit I'm a butthurt faggot ;_;

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>>9128461
Your helping this thread get deleted by NSJ, thanks

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>>9128465
lol i made u mad by using ur name HAHAH owned

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>/jp/

>can't even tell if it's shitposting or spam

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128472
Your grammar owned me, I admit.

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>>9128474
Bet you always wanted to use that picture, didn't you, no-life?

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>>9128474

who the fuck are you quoting?

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>>9128474
Who are you quoting?

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>>9128478
no, but I always wanted to use that

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>>9128482
Obviously.

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>>9128484
You guys are so envious of me that can't help pretending you're me. Well done faggots!

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>>9128491
Are you me?

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>>9128488
Your funny

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/

can't even tell if it's shotposting or spam

[Accelerator No.]

>>9128493
No YOU are me