/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why do you hate Flandre?

Flandre doesn't hate you ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Does Flandre normally cry crystal like minerals from her eyes?

[Anonymous No.]

Booger fans trying to transfer the title of "worst 2hu" on her

[Anonymous No.]

But I don't hate Flan. I think there's been a misunderstanding.

[Anonymous No.]

>hurrr she destroys eveything, she has a butthurt of 495 years shes so dark and edgy lol

typical flanshit fan

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087718
>hate Flandre
How could anyone ever do that.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate how Flan is 2D. All I can do is imagine the glorious moment when I pour my entire load of cum insider her wet vagina. It would be like being crowned King of the Universe, for about 10 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

"worst 2hu" is a forced meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087777
No matter how hard you force your meme Flan will always be better than Mokou the original Worst 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087787
Hey, welcome to /jp/. You should lurk before you post, and you should definitely read the global rules.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate her so much because she cheats in EoSD. Sure, you can say it's because I have no skill, but I know for a fact she's actually sentient when I play against her. She is the only 2hu I actually don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087806
I did read them, 9 years ago when I first came here. Did they change?

[Anonymous No.]

Flanfly...

[Anonymous No.]

How could you hate this face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087832

That smug face could do with a good whopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088103
You mean with your penis?

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone's mad that they still can't clear Cranberry Trap 80% of the time, despite perfecting all the other extra bosses with no life or bomb loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087718
I don't think anyone hates Flan deep down.

Just look at dat ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I only wish that my body was strong enough so that she could have someone to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

Too popular.

Touhou Casuals and disgusting /a/ pissants latch onto her because besides Cirno, she's the most immediately visible touhou character to most people who don't know about Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088158
I think my penis is strong enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't hate her but I don't particularly like her either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088163
What aboot Chen and Reimu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088183
Who are probably his waifu. They dont count!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088163
I like Flandre. I find her an entertaining extra boss, although I prefer Koishi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088163
Would you abandon your favorite Touhou if she becomes "too popular"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088209
>>9088186
>>9088183

Actually my waifu is Tewi, so none of your arguments apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088209
No, not even if all of /jp/ entered gensokyo and I was the 10th person to fuck her that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088227
/a/ has naughty bunny threads every tewsday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087777
>>9088163
/jp/ - Hipsters

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Why do you hate Flandre?
I believe this isn't correct
>Flandre doesn't hate you ;_;
And I believe this isn't correct either

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9087777
Sick quads bro

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is full of hipster autists that will come to hate anything that becomes even remotely popular, especially if it becomes more popular than their favorite things. There are certain Touhou's that were loved by everyone on this board at one point a long time ago, but once they got popular, that no longer held true.

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>>9088307
/jp/ is comprised of /a/, /v/, /cgl/, /int/, /mu/, /ck/ and /b/.

No wonder it's a pure shithole most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: The only reason to hate Flandre is because of the mind-numbingly retarded daily Flanfly threads.

Thankfully, having moved halfway around the world, i'm rarely awake to see them anymore.

It's retarded to associate Flandre with Flanfly anyway, like associating KKHTA's Koishi with Koishi Komeiji, so those saying "worst 2hu" are only showing their own retardation and inability to distinguish different versions of characters from each other.

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>>9088318
don't forget /g/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088307
>flander
>mokou
Most popular. Dont go kidding yourself.
Both of them are canonically the worst 2hus.
Kaguya will always be queen of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088329
I don't hate Flan but you are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088339

/jp/'s most favorite 2hus:

Aya
Okuu
Reimu
Marisa
etc.

Filthy secondaries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088355
What about Satori and Alice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088355

Speaking of hipster trash!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088355
>Reimu
>No Alice

[Anonymous No.]

Official list of popular and approved touhous in /jp/:
Reimu
Marisa
Alice
Kaguya
Okuu
Satori
Aya
Sakuya
Futo

Official list of worst touhou on /jp/:
Flander
Black Cat
Baka
Sanae
Useless bunny
Mokou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088163

must be because of that stupid McRoll

i am sure those normalfags dont know anything of her personality

[Anonymous No.]

Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst pants
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

Worst design
Worst boss theme
Worst fanbase
Worst gimmick
Worst hair accessory
Worst hair color
Worst boots
Worst danmaku
Worst boss from the worst game
Worst Touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088402
kaguya pls go

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088329
Yeah but the newfags that come to this board to specificly troll this board would not know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088397
Kuroneko isnt a Touhou. But she is magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088434
Please do a google image search on black cat of ill omen.
You posted a black slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst touhoes:
Mokou
Kaguya
Sanae
Alice
Cirno
Flandre

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088441
Kuroneko isnt black, shes actually rather pale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9087718
FUCK OFF WORST 2HU

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088355

Neo-/jp/er detected.

[Anonymous No.]

flandre a shit

worst 2hu

[Anonymous No.]

poopooheads who like flanshit the worst 2hu have tini peepees

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088470
This makes me sad because I have an above average penis. If I tried to penetrate Flan, I would split her in two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088487

I want to rip out one of her wings and use it as a fishing rod.

What is this called?

[Anonymous No.]

I like the Touhou called Yuugi.

And also Yuyuko and Momiji.

[Anonymous No.]

But what if Flan hates me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088501
>Momiji
Shit taste faggot detected

[Anonymous No.]

Me and comrade Eugene like her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088510
What comrade Eugene?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088498
Koishism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9088518
A friend. He doesn't frequent 4chan. Thus I don't care about giving out his first name.

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[Anonymous No.]

flanshit is the worst 2hu