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Anonymous Mon May 28 22:44:12 2012 No.9083271 [Reply] [Original]

How long can I keep my penis inside Okuu before receiving a lethal dose of radiation?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:45:39 2012 No.9083278 >>9083271 wear a lead condom

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:45:39 2012 No.9083277 5 seconds

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:46:10 2012 No.9083280 >>9083271 You won't last longer than 30 seconds so you should be alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:46:55 2012 No.9083285 >>9083277 since /jp/ would probably cum in 3 seconds if they got to put it in, I guess they may be safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:47:09 2012 No.9083294 About tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:48:25 2012 No.9083296 Forever. Since she is not radioactive.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:50:40 2012 No.9083313 >>9083296 This, you fags.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:51:55 2012 No.9083320 File: 1.18 MB, 850x1307, HellRaven.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083296 How do you know for sure?

>>	naitoknaito Mon May 28 22:55:26 2012 No.9083339 File: 61 KB, 800x473, 1309294568369.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry, Fusion is clean energy unless something goes out of control.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:56:10 2012 No.9083343 >>9083320 Those lewd feet look radioactive

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:56:39 2012 No.9083345 >>9083343 I want them on my dick. I don't care if I go sterile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 22:56:55 2012 No.9083347 File: 343 KB, 513x512, Th123Utsuho.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083320 Just give her the benefit of the doubt. She's a good girl and wouldn't want to hurt anyone, especially her life long mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 23:00:09 2012 No.9083363 File: 420 KB, 723x1023, utsuho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Surely there is a doujin out there where some faceless man dies a horrifying death from radiation sickness after fucking her.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 23:02:54 2012 No.9083374 File: 574 KB, 1033x1511, IMG_0023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9083363 No. And why would there be?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 28 23:04:24 2012 No.9083378 >>9083374 Because its such a fun plot idea. Looks that guy fertilized her egg, he'll have to take responsibility now.

Anonymous Mon May 28 23:08:25 2012 No.9083402
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>>9083378
Fun for you maybe. But Okuu would be devestated from her life long mate dying. She'd be broken. No sir I don't like it. Seeing Okuu sad is like watching a litter of kittens burning to death.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:17:25 2012 No.9084196 she eats corpses what is wrong with you people?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:20:54 2012 No.9084212 File: 647 KB, 1200x911, 1323231552764.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okuu's not radioactive, just look at how fertile she is. Don't you wish to start a nuclear family with her?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:22:55 2012 No.9084221 >>9084196 So? Most of the stuff people eat is dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:23:40 2012 No.9084222 >>9083296 >>9083313 >>9083320 >>9084212 Everyone is radioactive you stupid fucks. It's a matter of how radioactive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:28:09 2012 No.9084254 >>9083271 She takes her clothes off, you're already dead.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 02:28:39 2012 No.9084253 File: 60 KB, 384x480, 1324276581674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9084212 /jp/ has too many morals to corrupt such a pure avian maiden by having sex with her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 03:51:52 2012 No.9084568 File: 1004 KB, 1367x1836, e6bcac56263d5f6b6d5c8e84bbef9ce2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:05:53 2012 No.9085394 File: 373 KB, 565x800, kuubo2urahyousi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9084212 I would gladly become a normalfag and leave my NEETdom behind for Okuu and her childs sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:08:08 2012 No.9085401 >>9084568 A good bird, a shitty bird, a ruined bird.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:11:53 2012 No.9085410 File: 182 KB, 600x900, 20098777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085401 >A good bird I agree.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:17:08 2012 No.9085424 File: 211 KB, 850x935, sample-e02b3c3c7c69379c7497fad8c6889981.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085401 I`ll stay with my beautiful bird, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:19:38 2012 No.9085432 File: 622 KB, 590x730, 1315663257590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085410 Close.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:22:53 2012 No.9085441 She's supposed to have nuclear slag around one leg right? Unfortunately I couldn't find anything about the decay rate for that. However, it takes ~8000 mSv to guarantee fatality. Workers at nuclear reactors don't even get 1% of that all year.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:45:08 2012 No.9085512 File: 738 KB, 1050x900, ae5d186af2530cdae4b8144dc865df77.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085432 Mystia is a good bird too. Really, all of them are good. It's a shame that a certain underage poster ruined Tokiko for some people though.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 09:55:23 2012 No.9085542 >>9085441 >Workers at nuclear reactors don't even get 1% of that all year. They don't fuck the reactor

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 10:07:31 2012 No.9085586 >>9085512 tokiko shitty design and wasn't even made by ZUN

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 11:34:24 2012 No.9085873 File: 283 KB, 500x625, 27523391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okuu is a cute girl that likes cute things!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 11:58:31 2012 No.9085992 >>9083343 They're fucking disgusting, and those toenails are disgusting too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 15:26:49 2012 No.9086830 File: 2.20 MB, 1386x1051, 4ba4da31e225767ac589efc537fcec3c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wings are great

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 15:55:54 2012 No.9086973 File: 159 KB, 537x642, SpeakingFromExperience.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9085542 >They don't fuck the reactor Their loss man. I hear those reactors feel amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:01:40 2012 No.9086996 File: 263 KB, 584x848, 6cd281c363c0ca18848c2a70275d10e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9084253 You won't corrupt a pure avian maiden as long as it's consensual happy sex, possibly for the purpose of reproduction.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:11:25 2012 No.9087039 >>9084196 well she doesn't make them from living herself. And corpses =/= hunted down victims. As long as she brushes her teeth it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:15:31 2012 No.9087068 >>9087039 >well she doesn't make them from living herself. And corpses =/= hunted down victims. Making thing up? Nice, nice...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 16:16:42 2012 No.9087072 File: 172 KB, 1000x794, 7450a08999d9c9594994ce0ee9aeaa6e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9087039 Good hygene is a fairly basic thing for a member of the Komeiji family.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 18:17:41 2012 No.9087697 File: 1.18 MB, 1192x1364, a17c7c86c91b8cb945e2a49b41f2870e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Tue May 29 18:22:10 2012 No.9087726 >>9087072 uhh im not an idiot and i do hate lewdness but i know how bodies woerk and werre are her.. umm you know >_<

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 21:00:11 2012 No.9088662 File: 657 KB, 926x659, 26064436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How does Okuu stay balanced with those huge wings of hers? Wouldn't she be kind of back-heavy? Or am I underestimating just how light wings can be, even at that size?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 21:05:11 2012 No.9088687 >>9088662 She's a bird. She's got ways.

>>	General Malcolm Granger !Da0m8Chris Tue May 29 21:05:40 2012 No.9088691 File: 1.15 MB, 2000x1429, 27483321 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088662 boobs but you are free to like a boobless okuu

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 21:22:55 2012 No.9088782 >>9088691 Okuu with boobs. Okuu without boobs. Lovely either way.

Anonymous Tue May 29 21:53:56 2012 No.9088942
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>>9088662

I actually wonder how in the fuck wings on the back would work. Actual wings work because they have all those fucking huge (for a bird, anyway) chest muscles to flap them like two bodybuilder's arms punching logs.
Now, which strength powers Okuu's, or Aya's, or whatever's wings? Those things are just hollow bones with feathers and no muscles to move them.

But I digress. It's nuclear, she ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 21:56:10 2012 No.9088959 i do not like girls with wings they would always have to be on top because otherwise you would damage their wings and that is terrible

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 21:59:41 2012 No.9088975 File: 186 KB, 512x384, 20680739.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9088942 >Now, which strength powers Okuu's, or Aya's, or whatever's wings Wouldn't it also be their chest "muscles"?

Anonymous Tue May 29 22:07:41 2012 No.9089033
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>>9088959

Terrible that they would always be on top or terrible that it would damage their wings?

Also, I find the concept of my sex partner having wings extremely hot. Imagine being wing locked, similar to being leg locked, just with wings and BETTER.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:11:57 2012 No.9089059 >>9088959 You don't know about very many sex positions do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:22:31 2012 No.9089101 >>9089059 If you do--and even just because of Wikipedia or eroge--get out of /jp/, you lewd little girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:26:56 2012 No.9089121 >>9089101 No, I mean, even commonly known sex positions would allow her wings to not be laid on, without her needing to be on top. Doggy-style to name one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:27:41 2012 No.9089123 >>9089121 >commonly known To a little slut like you, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:29:26 2012 No.9089128 >>9089123 Oh come on now. Even a middle schooler knows what doggy-style is. You're just being silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:32:41 2012 No.9089140 >>9087726 steam is covering them up you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:33:55 2012 No.9089145 >>9089128 >middle schooler Not a true little girl. Get out. Little girls only.

>>	naitoknaito Tue May 29 22:38:56 2012 No.9089160 File: 543 KB, 1024x768, utsu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Talking about sex with Okuu, better have her on top or a wing spasm could hurl you and her aganist the ceiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:58:11 2012 No.9089241 >>9087726 >>_< Stop that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 29 22:59:25 2012 No.9089242 File: 244 KB, 800x800, 27271151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9089160 That just sounds arousing to me. Minus the slamming into the ceiling part, which on the other hand sounds hilarious now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed May 30 01:45:29 2012 No.9089678 >>9088959 That's why Aya is superior. She can simply retract hers. Now imagine how troublesome Yuugi oral would be. Or even just kissing her.

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