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Remilia, lets all appreciate her together.

>> No.9081601
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>> No.9081607

2nd
worst
2hou

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>>9081484
Sure.

>> No.9081948

>>9081916

I just love this face of self-egotistic disdain.

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>9082111
I think you mean the other sister.

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>>9082124
Nope.
Though Flan is rather lovely too.

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>>9082111

Because she's our lady and master

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>>9082156
Don't you mean mistress?

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It's not obsessive, it's healthy

>> No.9082312

Goddamn pedophiles.

>> No.9082319

>>9082312
it's not pedo, she's hundreds of years old

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I want so badly to be her hitman in the outside world and live the dream.

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yall niggas like GRAPE DRANK?

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I could never express how much I truly appreciate her in words.

>> No.9083590 [DELETED] 

>>9082348
Fuck off already with the spoilers.

>> No.9083598

She is very lovely and all of you who adore her have exceptional tastes.

Unfortunately I cannot sit in this thread comfortably for I despise Flandre and want her to be erased.

>> No.9083603 [DELETED] 

>>9083590
Fuck off already with the ``fuck off already''

>> No.9083608 [DELETED] 

>>9083603
Just report them for spam.

>> No.9084243

I would appreciate Remilia's togethers, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9084263

>>9083104
Look at that sly face. You know she's all up in that grape drank. She's just waiting for you to let your guard down before she pounces all over that shit. Slowly shifting towards it like she's all innocent and shit. But we know. We know she's a playa.

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>> No.9084278

>>9084263
I can only hope. B-but im just a humble butler. Remilia-sama would never lower her self to drink my unworthy blood!

>> No.9084285

>>9084278
You sound like the Egyptian priests who didn't want just anybody to be fed to the crocodiles.

>> No.9084359

>>9084285
But crocodies arnt cute and cuddly and eat light.

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The mistress is amused with your attempts at appeasement.

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>> No.9084622

Fetch me my slippers.

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>>9084622

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>>9081484

>> No.9084681

2nd worst 2hu pls go

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>>9084681
Don't be like that.

>> No.9084753

>>9084681
>suggests there are any worst 2hus other than /x/
You're an idiot, and your waifu is probably garbage-tier waifu

>> No.9084763

>>9084753
>waifu
>>>/a/

>> No.9084764

>>9084735

>remilia
>kawaii uguu art

pls go

>> No.9084769

>>9084763
>waifu
>>>/jp/
Fix'd it for you comrade.

>> No.9084775

typical poster in this thread:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRzPdziEjR0

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>>9084764
I hope this is more to your liking.

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>> No.9084846

2nd worst 2hu

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Is that the extent of your appreciation?

>> No.9087037

>>9087024
I wish she had more regard for her tea. The abundance of pictures of her spilling tea over nice carpet, clothes and furniture frustrate me.

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>>9087037
Well if people would stop invading the mansion at tea time, she wouldnt have to.

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>>9087037

What's her deal?

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Every other thread on /jp/ is absolute shit (unsurprisingly), but then I see this thread honoring the finest lady in Gensokyo and it makes me feel all warm inside. Thanks guys.

>> No.9087163

>>9087122
You goddamn pedophile. Jesus will get to you, scum.

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>> No.9087321

>>9087163
Shes like 800 years old.

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>>9087321
Her body says different.

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>> No.9087360

>>9087321
So you're into granny porn then?

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>> No.9087369

>>9087342
Looks don't really have anything to do with pedophilia. Just in case you actually think they do.

>> No.9087374

>>9087360
If Remi was my granny things would be different around here.

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>> No.9087391

>>9087369
Yes they do.
I'm interested in little girls not because of their personalities, but because of their petite little bodies.

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>>9087391
Reported for being an admitted pedophile. Say "hi" to Thad for me~

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>> No.9087438

>>9087369
Australia and most of Europe says otherwise.

>> No.9087455

>>9087438
Australia bans basically any porn that doesn't involve the missionary position. I don't think their opinion or the opinions of groups that agree with them are entirely relevant.

>> No.9087474

>>9087455
Does change the facts. No one gives a shit about mental development. All they care about is that it makes them uncomfortable and there for must go away.

>> No.9087491

>>9087474
I'm failing to see your point here, but I don't really want to derail this thread so I'll just drop it.

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>> No.9088614

2nd worst 2hu

>> No.9088629

Sister to the worst 2hu.

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I like how amidst all this bickering about "pedophilia" (which incidentally is a modern psychiatric construction, by the way), Remilia merely watches over bemusedly.

Have an ephebophilic Remilia.

>> No.9088671

>>9088656
Thats kinda gross.

>> No.9088689

>>9088656
Modernfags like their modern psychology. It makes them feel superior.

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The Scarlets are best in a pair. Imaging having both of those vaginas wrapped around your cock.

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>> No.9088777

>>9088742
sometimes when I look at a picture of more than 1 girl with her pussy spread open it gets me a tiny bit anxious

I want to be able to pleasure them at the same time but I can only have my dick in one at a time

I don't like having to choose or worse yet having to please one with just my finger or something

>> No.9088788

>>9088777
That's why you only do such things with bi sexual girls.

>> No.9088798

>>9088769
sauce?

>> No.9088811

>>9088777
But thats why vagina sandwitches are great. All their juices and clitoris rubbing and getting excited by your ribbed, throbbing penis.

>> No.9088821

>>9088811
Well sandwiches are good.

I love the idea of one sitting on top of the other and my cock rubbing between their thighs and making them drip.

>> No.9088829

>>9088811
>ribbed
See a doctor. Penises aren't normally ribbed.

>> No.9088843

>>9088829
You dont know much about large throbbing penises.

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>>9088847
Please don't.

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What a lewd girl.

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>>9088916
Don't call her lewd.

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>>9088920

What would you call it?

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>>9089108
curious

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Lady Remilia the Lewd

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Remilia has been turned to stone. Please help.

>> No.9089146

>>9089142
Can you imagine how hard her clit is?

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>>9089146

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>>9089142
Don't worry, I've got a Pikachu here! Now to make it cry...

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>>9089146
Priorities, anonymous!

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>>9089146
Feels pretty hard.

>> No.9089199

>>9089190
Man, what is wrong with this image? The panel with Yukari's fingers down Remi's panties is drawn so nicely, but the rest looks totally different.

>> No.9089205

>>9089199
Are you serious? they're obviously not drawn by the same artist.

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>>9089199
Because this.

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>>9089205
Hah, well... shit.
I'll just post some Remilia and shut up.

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As fun as it is, please do not spray Remilia with the garden hose. She hates that.

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Let's play with Remilia

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>> No.9089292

>>9089239
I don't find this erotic at all, her eyes are just too hellish and monster-like. What man would want to cum while looking into the gates of hades?

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>>9089257
Is she not wearing underwear? Where is the tail coming from?

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DAT tummy.

>> No.9089315

>>9089292
people who like the thought of a succubus or other female demon dominating and sucking the energy out of their dick

like me

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>> No.9089329

>>9089327
Penis with eyes and teeth in the background

>> No.9089346

>>9089329
Also, wings. Remi is into some kinky sextoys.

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Where did she find this set of wings?

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You guys missed my favorite Remi pic of all..

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~

>> No.9089369

>>9089366
Remilia's jump is amazing.

>> No.9089378

>>9089369
Sure is, I would like Remilia jump me, if you know what I imply.

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>>9089369

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>> No.9089401

>>9089376
I don't understand. Why would running water harm Remilia? Another cosmic gag God played on vampires?

>> No.9089417

>>9089401
Does ejaculated semen count as flowing water?

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>>9089417
There's only one way to find out.

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>>9089417
I sure hope your semen is not water.

>> No.9089456

>>9089401
Vampires can't cross over flowing water. I have no idea why.

It was played with in Hellsing too, where Alucard used a jet to go out into the ocean and a boat to get back to shore.

>> No.9089480

then how does she bathe?

>> No.9089482

>>9089480
It applies to land bound bodies of water. It doesnt apply to every particle of water in existence. Try reading a book.

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>> No.9089584

>>9089482
Well, it depends. In most stories I've read, rain doesn't affect vampires much, while rivers and oceans do. Most of the time the restriction is on flowing or moving water. Remilia probably can't handle showers, but baths should be fine.

Really, though, vampires are basically a massive bundle of crippling weaknesses and overwhelming strengths. Churchbells, sunlight, holy images, flowing water, garlic, and so forth, and that's not even getting into their mental flaws. You know, arrogance, OCD, and the like. In some stories, you can escape a vampire by throwing rice or grain on the ground because their compulsion to count them will keep them from chasing you. No, seriously. Sesame Street was based on real Eastern European folklore.

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I admire naked remilia. But not in a lewd way. That near translucent skin is very beautiful.

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>>9089639

>near translucent skin

madotsuki_vomit.jpg

>> No.9089945

>>9089940
I think he is refering to pale girls whos veins you can see. Its very pretty.

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>>9089945

That sounds fucking disgusting.

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>>9089978
Grow up.

>> No.9090010

Usually I'm a bit frightened of the dark. And if I see something move in the dark I get really scared. And if I feel a sharp prick in my skin while I'm in bed I get even more scared.

But if it's Remilia, I don't mind...

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Goodnight /jp/
The best part of the day is waking up to Remilia!

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Hey, uh, anonymous...could Remilia sleep with you tonight?

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>>9090158

Remilia would never do that.

She would be like "I demand you to sleep with me, or suffer the consequences".

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>>9090176
That's...actually a pretty good point.

Guess you're bunking with the mistress tonight, anonymous.

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>>9090176
Regardless of the choice the outcome is the same. Being a warm body pillow to her lukewarm flesh is okay in my book.

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>>9090209

I thought vampires were supposed to have ice-cold flesh.

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>>9090272
She is not a ghost.
She doesn't remove heat from her surroundings.
Vampires are room temperature. Cuddle with her under the covers and she will be close to the same temp as you in a hour or two.

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>>9090336

I think I must reconsider my position on ice-cold flesh then. I have an aversion to others' bodily heat, but the thought of heat transference due to cuddling is quite a sublime thought.

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thank you for all your hard work

>> No.9092280

What did you find about Remilia more appealing when you first met her? the fact she was a noble and refined vampire, her outstanding and graceful beauty or her strong and dominating character?

>> No.9092300

2nd worst 2hu

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>> No.9092325

>>9092300
Who's the worst?

>> No.9092327

>>9092325
flanshit

>> No.9092333

𝕴 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖉𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖇𝖊𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊 𝖎𝖙 𝖇𝖊𝖈𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒

>> No.9092345

>>9092333
sick trips brah

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>> No.9092608 [DELETED] 

2nd worst 2hu pls kill yourself

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>this thread

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>>9092733

>> No.9092924 [DELETED] 

2nd
worst
Touhou
Remila

all apply pic four.

>> No.9092940

>>9092924
This is starting to look like spam. You know what I do with spam.

>> No.9092962

Would you masturbate Remilia?

>> No.9092991

>>9092962
explain further

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>>9092962
What a rude thing to ask a classy lady.

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>>9092924
Please let us appreciate our mistress in peace.
I'm sure you have something more productive and pleasant to do than spam the same thread over and over again.

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>> No.9093440

>>9093390
Ohh that Flan, lewdly displaying her naked feet like that.

>> No.9093457

>>9092962
Can't she do it herself?

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Remiria has very nice hats

>> No.9094189

>>9094056

Watch the fucking trigger finger, Remi.

>> No.9094211

>>9094189
It's called trigger discipline, assnerd.

>> No.9094219

>>9094211

Same thing, spergmaster.

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>>9094150

Why does Remi wear a granny's hat all the time?

>> No.9094378

>>9094296
>You dont want my books?

>You dont want some tea?

>Judging by your look.

>You came for me!

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>>9094296
Because granny hats look nice on her.

>> No.9094390

>>9094296
She is a granny. Shes around 500 years old.

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a rare and exclusive glimpse at Remi's smooth armpits

>> No.9094433

>>9094424
Doesnt look like Remilia. What are those ugly things attached to her chest?

>> No.9094439

>>9094433
Pectoral muscles. She's been bulking.

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>> No.9094715

This not long past of Rem and Flan hate is starting to get me worried. Normalfags have been behind a lot of the hate.

>> No.9094966

>>9094599
Boob wings?

>> No.9094967

>>9094599
What?

>> No.9094976

>>9094966
Nah, they do come from the back, still is odd.

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>>9094966
>>9094967
>>9094976
The come out of her back and bend inwards, so it looks somewhat inside out. Bat wings are pretty flexible.

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>> No.9094988

>>9094980
This makes me want to become a bald man.

>> No.9094995

>>9094988
>Implying you are not an overweight bald man.

>> No.9094999

>>9094995
I am an underweight man with hair

I like to imagine that picture as she jumps on my head and vigorously sniffs my hair

>> No.9095024

I chose a good day to finally make a Remi folder.

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A date with these two would be amazing.

>> No.9095133

>>9095056
Remilia and her dog? I dont think it would be a good idea for the dog to go. To many distractions when you make your move.

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>>9095133
I wish I could walk Sakuya with Remi.

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>>9095056

Incidentally, this artist draws some of the few lewd Remi doujins that I don't feel horrible looking at.

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>Detected possible malicious code in image file.
I guess 4chan doesn't like Remi. Let's hope this image works...

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>>9095544

Remi's presence inspires fear.

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>>9095669
Now that's a good way to think about it.

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>>9095675

Remilia with a pipe? What a naughty girl.

S-sorry, I meant lady!

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What sort of sick fuck would a vampire have to be to turn two young sisters at the same time?

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>>9095693
maybe their recently vampirized parents. Maye a pedo vampire like those from Théâtre des Vampires

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>>9095693
I remember reading a doujin where Dracula adopted Remilia from her shitty parents and vampired her. It was neat.
Latter on Flandre found them, killed Dracula, and Remilia vampired her so she wouldn't die to her Dracula wounds. That was pretty lame.

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>>9095728
No, Vampire-dad, you can't visit me in Gensokyo! Stop calling!

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farewell /jp/

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>>9095854

Best of wishes to you, wherever you may go.

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Kind of like a cheerleader except she insults you in lieu of cheering

>> No.9097067

>>9097058
Thats OK. As long as she "rewards" me after I score the winning touchdown.

>> No.9097108

>>9092991
You know. Like, give her a hand in masturbation or something.

>> No.9097279

>>9097058
Well shit, now I have to fantasize about being a player and "cheer" leader remilia shouting insults at me.

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>>9097058
Jeerleader.

>> No.9097533

>>9097467
>You will never fuck Remilia from the back while she yells insults at you. "You think your penis is big? Ive felt larger cocks in Elementary school!"

>> No.9097541

>>9097533
What was she doing in elementary school and why was she feeling cocks there?

>> No.9097566

>>9097533
Doesn't Remilia have a cock?

>> No.9097567

>>9097541
And then she pauses, blushes, and tells you to shut up some more.

>> No.9097569

>>9097541
I dont know. But if you were a loli vampire would you not also drink shota blood, directly from their cocks, is it it just me?

>> No.9097587 [DELETED] 

2nd
worst
2hu

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Stop these vile discussions!

>> No.9097673

>>9097617
>implying that any Reimilia talk is vile.

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>> No.9098458

>>9098257
I-Im sorry mistress. I didnt mean you wake you. You just looked cold. Please use my body to warm your self!

>> No.9098466

>>9098458
I wonder if she has designated coffin warmers

>> No.9098488

>>9098466
I think thats why the fairies stick around despite Marisa blowing them away every other night.

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>>9098266
Embarrassed Remilia is beyond wonderful.

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>>9082312
Go to bed Milady.

>>9084775
Indeed, being the head maid in the SDM and sniffing Milady's undergarments everyday it's the best work in the world.

>>9087342
Radiocarbon dating says otherwise.

>>9090209
You'll be more like a Hot water bottle. Used only in cold winter nights.

>> No.9098624

>> No.9098657

>>9098624
shouldn't remilia be the one with a penor

>> No.9098669

remilia a shit
2nd worst 2hu

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>>9098657
Who's to say she doesn't have one? The Lady simply desired to sample a testicle.

>> No.9098684

>>9098657
I think it's much more befitting of a refined lady to sit back and take the passive role when using her servant for sex.

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>>9098624
W-Why are you posting such lewd things?

>> No.9098709
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Is this classy?

>> No.9098720

>>9098709
Lewd and classy. Classylewd.

>> No.9098727

>>9098670
Who would be bigger? Remilia or Sakuya?

>> No.9098820

>>9098709
her butt looks squarish

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>>9098709

>> No.9098843

>>9098820
it's the shoe

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>>9098709
>>9098830
More! This outfit is so damn hot!!!!!!! SUPER SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9100283

The image limit has been reached
What will I do when I get up tomorrow? ;_;

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