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[Anonymous No.]

There was not any incident, and in boredom we lay,
So Marisa came by, and we drank tea all day.
But then something went SQUEAK! Oh, did that makes us freak!
A rat darted out, and we nearly did shriek!
Then we looked! And we saw her pounce on the rat!
We looked! And we saw her! The Cat With the Hat!

And she said to us, “Why do you sit there like that?
We could play some danmaku,” said the Cat With the Hat.
"I'm a brand new shikigami," said the Cat With the Hat.
"I can use some fresh spellcards, and we'll have fun, at that."
But Marisa and I did not know what to say.
We were thinking this cat should just shoo, go away.

"What's that look on your faces? Am I boring to you?
In that case, here's a friend: Chen, of course, but Ran, too!"
Then a Fox With Some Locks came and span from the sky,
And of note, when she landed, she let out a sigh.
"I know not why you sought to bug them some more,
But you do have a point that today is a bore."

[Anonymous No.]

"Now together, we'll play," said the Cat With the Hat.
"And with Ran here, it may be I'll make you go splat!"
But the battle was halted before it began,
For a portal was opened before Chen and Ran.

"So I nap for one second, and lo, what is that?
You are crushing poor Nazrin, you silly, fat cat.
You shall do no danmaku, you shall not do it here.
Reimu's shrine would be ruined again, so I fear.
If you say "but no incidents," I say you lie;
The troubles you make in-between qualify."

"For a master of borders," the magician quipped,
"You sure do have issues keeping them whipped."
And the gap youkai glared: "Do shut up for my pleasure,
Else I rip out your tongue and your spare for good measure."

So the Cat With the Hat and the Fox With Some Locks
Went away in the gap with the Girl With the Cap.
And Marisa remarked, "Geez, all that from a mouse.
Well, I'm still pretty bored. I'mma blow up their house."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9079993
I saw this thread earlier and it made me smile but I forgot to reply to it. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9083482
It's okay, it's not like i wrote it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9083492
Well you made my day a little brighter. Thank you.