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What is /jp/ horoscope? Both eastern and western please

>> No.9063279

>Taurus is a good-natured sign, and enjoys the company of friends, but this year, you'll have more to celebrate than is usual!

O BOY I WILL

>> No.9063298

All I know about that shit is that I'm a Pisces but I can't even swim. What's up with that?

>> No.9063300

Bull-rat

>> No.9063306

>>9063298
Hey same here, you are like the 3rd pisces who can't swim I know and I always found that weird.

Must be a cosmical joke

>> No.9063324

Taurus sheep.

>> No.9063631
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bump

>> No.9063642

/jp/ - Cows and Fish

>> No.9063649
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Horse and Aquarius

>> No.9063657

Monkey-Aries

>> No.9063660

Ram & Libra

>> No.9063663
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Rooster-Libra

>> No.9063667
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Snake master race reporting in.

inb4 lesser animals are jelly

>> No.9063674

Leo-Sheep/Ram...I'll go with ram though because rams are badass.

>> No.9063682

Taurus and Pig
I prefer western, but either way I have the objectively best signs.

>> No.9063686

Cancer and Tiger. Polar opposites, right?

>> No.9063692

>>9063674
and now I've seen that they can be goats to. Which is the official animal out of sheep, ram, and goat anyways because I've seen it as all three.

>> No.9063694

Taurus-Metal Ram

>>9063667
My older sis is a snake

>> No.9063708

Ox-Sagittarius here

>> No.9063713

Aren't there 5 cycles for each animal of the Chinese zodiac based on the Chinese elements?

You know, earth snake, water snake, fire snake, air snake, and wood snake.

Do you know which element you are /jp/?

>> No.9063717

>>9063713
OK, then I'm a Cancer-slash-Wood Tiger

>> No.9063718
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Gemini has the element of air, but I'm also a Snake with the element of earth.

tl;dr if this zodiac stuff is true I'm a really fucked up person

>> No.9063721

>>9063713
oh yeah and for every element there's a yin one and a yang one

I'm a yin earth snake, which I like very much.

>> No.9063723

Libra, Earth Dragon.

>> No.9063726

>>9063717
You were born in 1974?

>> No.9063728

>>9063726
OOPS fucked that up. Fire tiger. Sorry.

>> No.9063731

dragons think that they're such hot stuff even though they aren't even a real animal

>> No.9063737

>>9063731
Every dragon I've ever met was an asshole.

>> No.9063735

>>9063731
you're just jelly you're not lucky, talented and basically a demigod incarnate

>> No.9063746

>>9063737
oh.
sorry.

I'll be nicer.

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>Can be a loner, bad communicator, possessive, hedonistic, self-doubting, distrustful, mendacious, suffocating, narcissistic, and cold.

Snakes are the best /jp/ zodiac animal.

>> No.9063745

Isn't Metal in Wuxing associated with lightning and wood with wind?

>> No.9063749

>>9063746
sorry, I meant IRL...

Do you guys really believe this stuff is accurate for you? I don't feel like a fire tiger describes me accurately at all. I'm entirely too meek and always thinking of others...

>> No.9063750

>>9063749
snake fits me like a glove, man

on the other hand Aquarius doesn't suit me at all

>> No.9063752

>>9063749
Well, I do feel like some sort of godsent symbol of luck and since I'm partly Chinese I've been treated like one when I was young.

I guess that does some things to people.

Libra fits me just fine, too.

>> No.9063755

>>9063740
it conflicts with the Gemini within me, which is already conflicted with itself

to sum in up, in a way:
>"joke's on you, I'm only PRETENDING to not be autistic"

>> No.9063757 [DELETED] 

>>9063755
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>> No.9063763

>>9063757
Exactly!

>> No.9063759

>>9063749
I dunno about Goat, but I feel Taurus fits me well.

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Metal Horse, apparently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_zodiac

All horoscopes are entirely bullshit- a good example of the Forer effect

>> No.9063765

The cat should've got his shit together and eat that rodent before he got to the finish line. A cat would be a cooler zodiac.

>> No.9063777

Dragon, Sagitarrius.

>> No.9063778

>>9063765
that's why they're called rats. they're tricksy.

>> No.9063786

If the cat were a zodiac animal what hour would it have?

The one that the rat currently has I guess, since cats are night time prowlers.

>> No.9063794

>>9063761
Funny you mention this. When I was in school my Physics teacher told us a story about an astrologist. He meet him somewhere and made a bet with him if he could read his students horoscopes correctly, he would accept it as truth in front of his class.

So he got everyone's date of birth and first name, gave them to the astrologist, who came back later on. When he returned he gave them a piece of paper with their names and his readings about each one. My teacher asked how accurate they were, and everyone agreed they were spot on. Then my teacher asked them to exchange them with each other. Turns out they all said the same thing.

Maybe it was actually another teacher, but I found it interesting either way.

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>>9063761
Op here yes you are indeed right about it most if not all give very vague and long wind but not detailed summary of possible personality types. Which traits can that could easy over lap if not for a few well defined factors.

Western sign is Leo
Eastern sign water monkey
Eastern hidden sign is snake

>> No.9063798

>>9063786
Would the cat be a yang animal like the rat?

>> No.9063803

>>9063796
How do you find out your hidden sign?

>> No.9063812

>>9063798
cats seem like pretty passive animals to me, what with sleeping 20 hours a day, so I wouldn't think so

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