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Does the new ad increase your desire for Tentacle Grape?

>> No.9027072

What is that anyways, just grape soda with a funny name?

>> No.9027074

Oh yeah, 4chan has ads now. I forgot about that.

>> No.9027077

I haven't seen the ads on here for years, they still do J-list?

>> No.9027079

>>9027074
You faggot. Both moot and Peter Payne are living in poverty because of you.

>> No.9027081

>>9027074
Pretty sure it has had ads 4 4evs. Might have been removed once but I remember this gaymo tentacle grape jlist stuff from years ago.

Of course it didn't have lemon back then

>> No.9027084
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J List-tan is cute but I block those

>> No.9027086

>>9027079

I once gave Peter the worst fucking flu... he deserved it.

>> No.9027087
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>> No.9027088

moot's acceptance of people blocking ads without adding a "PLS DONT USE ADBLOCK :(" message is precisely what made me unblock them.

I've never clicked them and I'm not sure if he gets paid for impressions, but hey, I'm contributing VIEWS.

>> No.9027091

>>9027079
Fuck moot, he thinks I'm a directionless pedophile. He would impale me with his chin if he knew of all the loli I have.

>> No.9027094

>>9027072
>Tentacle Grape is a sweet purple concoction that has become well known in the anime convention circuit in the past few years due to it's clever theming. The bottles, featuring a Japanese style girl being pursued by a tentacle (a popular theme among adult anime titles), sell out regularly in dealers rooms and hentai events whenever they have been made available.

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>>9027086
did you give him mono

>> No.9027101

>>9027081
No way, I remember when the ads first came on and it moved the reply box like two inches to the right and annoyed the shit out of everyone.

>> No.9027103

>>9027094
>it's
Would not buy.

>> No.9027108

>>9027101
Pretty sure that reply box to the right was the second time they were introduced after they had been removed once

>> No.9027109

>>9027101
Remember when 4chan had a Buzzfeed widget for a few months?

>> No.9027111
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9027111

What kind of bad people would block those cute J-list ads?

>> No.9027112

>>9027094
Tentacles aren't overly prevalent in hentai, that's just a perception normals have.

>> No.9027115

>>9027100

Something like that. I'm sure his flight back to his wife and kids was a nightmare.

>> No.9027116

>>9027109
I remember having to lurk in /g/ to learn how to block some incredibly annoying shit adblock couldn't handle by itself. I think that was it, yeah.

>> No.9027118

I miss Facebook Connect.

>> No.9027126
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>The official soda of the Internet! Tentacle Grape is the delicious flavor that Cracked has named the #4 Most horrifying soda in the world!

>“It is also perhaps the best name I’ve ever seen for a product you actually ingest.” -Kotaku.com

>“You either know what the joke here is, or you’re a very lucky person living a happy, healthy life.” -Alex Zalben, Nerve.com

>“The people at Tentacle Grape probably have a storehouse of tentacles, where they collect this jelly into large vats, and through the carbonation process, the jelly’s grape flavor comes out — which is, in fact, the reason why women in hentai have such trouble resisting the tentacles. It’s so delicious.” - Japanator.com

>“Frankly, I find this product to be sexist, disgusting and cheap. Now where did I put my credit card…” - Arya Ponto, Just Press Play

>“Are you a cosplayer? Do you know someone who cosplays? Do you think what they really need in life is yet another dose of caffeine?” -Rich Johnston, Lying in the Gutters, Comic Book Resources

>I am enjoying the sweet purple nectar crafted from American sugar water and Japanese pornographic animation. My mind has been opened to the splendorous bliss and wonderment the world has to offer, in the form of a novelty soft drink. - Jericho Christenson, Satisfied customer

>> No.9027127

>>9027118
Did it even work?

>> No.9027131
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I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

>> No.9027134

>>9027126

How can people write so much? It's one joke, a simple play on words.

Yet they stretch it out into a whole physical product/description.

>> No.9027143

>>9027134
It's really Kafkaesque

>> No.9027173

>>9027091
Moot is a mean man/woman/little girl.

I have no doubt he would have us all killed if given the chance. Watch your back.

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