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So I'm thinking about divorcing my waifu. I need to stop lying to myself and face the truth: this just isn't working. Don't get me wrong shes a great girl but I feel like we are just too different.
Dinner is always the same, shes constantly making a huge mess and whenever I try to have some meaningful conversation we always end up talking about some kids show lunaluna7 or something. At home in our apartment she is always drawing on the walls. I've been getting a ton of shit from the landlord.
Also, the landlord gave me a funny look when I said me and my waifu were a couple.
As it turns out, my waifu can't even read and write. Her level of education is way down there.
I can't do it anymore, /jp/, so I'm ending it with her...

>> No.9025793

Loving 2D characters isn't good enough. I NEED DRAMA!

>> No.9025804

>>9025785
Don't break up with poor Hina-chan. Just imagine how sad and lonely she'll be without you.

>> No.9025831

>>9025785

Don't you dare make hina cry or I'll personally come to your house with a payed cragslist veteran from navy seals armed up the ass ready to whip/shoot the living daylights out of you! You here me,punk? As long as I'm alive and dead 50,60,100 years later you BETTER make hina happy or else.

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Perhaps I have been too rash in my decision. Here I am complaining about not connecting with waifu and having to clean up after her while not thinking about her feelings. I am always stressing out about things while she is always smiling and laughing and playing games. Maybe it is I who has alot to learn. I love you, Hina-chan!

>> No.9026076

>So I'm thinking about divorcing my waifu. I need to stop lying to myself and face the truth: I'm a disgusting pedophile and heed help

>> No.9026082

/jp/ - marriage counseling

>> No.9026086
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>>9026076

>> No.9026093
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>>9026086

Well then go have cancer over at /v/ where you got that shitty picture, nerd.

>> No.9026101

>>9026093

He insulted your taste in image macros.
You gonna take that, >>9026086?

>> No.9026107

>>9026093

>implying /v/ uses spiderman pictures.

The only fucking place you can still find that picture being used is in incest threads on /b/,

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>>9026107

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9026140

>>9026101
Five start post right there, I burst out laughing and it's the middle of the night.

>> No.9026517

>>9026093
Take yours back to /a/, subhuman nerd.

>> No.9027937

Why would you do that to Hina-chan, OP?

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