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Tomorrow is Mother's Day.

Remember to show love to your mother. If she is supporting your NEET behavior then this most likely means that she has secret feelings of lust for you hidden within her heart.

Give her the dick. Fulfill her fantasies.

>> No.9002910

commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit commercial bullshit

>> No.9002904

But Mother's Day was back in March.

>> No.9002919
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9002919

Incest is wrong!

I would never touch Moogie in such a way!

>> No.9002928

Any good incest hentai doujins come out for mom's day? I will fap to them.

>> No.9002945

Why isn't there a lot of mother incest doujinshi? It's always sister/brother.

>> No.9002972

>>9002945
because brother/sister incest is natural and mother/son incest is not

>> No.9002976

>>9002904

not if you're not from some backwards 3rd world country.

although I'm not sure, I keep getting argentinian and american mother's day dates confused

>> No.9002977
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>>9002945
Because old women are gross. It's the only time non-blood related is better because it lets them be younger.

>> No.9002987

>>9002928
http://exhentai.org/g/452029/07aa64b1f8/

It's not new but it sure is great.

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>> No.9002994

>>9002987
go fuck yourself, mister spam link

>> No.9002995

I think I'll get her some flowers. Mom likes flowers.

>> No.9002997

>>9002977
wasnt this made by a girl? I remember a very lewd incest book that was done by a girl and this looks just like it.

>> No.9003002

>>9002994
How is it more of a "spam link" than linking to a translator's blog? You're silly.

>> No.9003003

>>9002990

that chapter of Medaka Box always made my dick so hard

>> No.9003013

>>9003002

That fucking panda is spam

>> No.9003016

>>9003003
Which chapter is it?

>> No.9003019

>>9002987

panda pls go

>> No.9003028

>>9002990
Ah, satomi hiroyuki, why didn't you stick around?

http://exhentai.org/g/27584/ce17011e1e/

>> No.9003029

Post that old book that says shit about japan mothers masturbating their boys to help them sleep.

>> No.9003036

WHAT'S WITH THE FUCKING PANDA?

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES HIM?

WHO IS HE?

WHY?

>> No.9003037

My Mother died late 2011.

Government supports my NEET life.

>> No.9003038
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9003038

>people still dont know how to get past the sad panda

>> No.9003040

>>9003038

Do I click a secret part of his fur that actives the hidden site?

>> No.9003041

>>9003038
>Sweaty cake eating chubby loli
I usually dont care for loli much but she makes my penis haadoo.

>> No.9003043

>>9003040
Google it.
Alright I will spoonfeed you since I like to share porn.
Right click remove cookie and then f5 provided you have an account there.

>> No.9003048

Like I said in the other thread, I despise my mother. I not only support her, but I buy her shit for her birthday and Christmas -- and then she throws a bitch fit and threatens to kill herself if I don't get her stuff on mother's day.

>> No.9003077

>>9003048

If you despise her then why don't you let her kill herself?

>> No.9003180

>>9003036
It's a viral marketing scheme, get everybody to use your porn site by getting them to tutor each other on how to evade your gimmicky lockout screen.

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>>9003041

>I usually don't care for loli much

>> No.9003220

>>9003185
XDDDDDDD everyone on /JP/ is a PEDOPHILE!!11

>> No.9003232

>>9003185

herpderp /jp/ is a singular entity that is only NEET, hiki and perdophile

i think I'll stay right here

>> No.9003233

>>9003043
I've looked it up and tried multiple times. It never works. I got it to work once last yearish on my old computer.

>> No.9003237

>>9003233
It definitely works.
Are you using shitty IE?

>> No.9003239

>>9003237
Chrome

>> No.9003242

I'll give her what she really needs if you know what I'm sayin
She's been talking about this tram lately

>> No.9003245

>>9003233
Try editing your cookies. First, clear all cookies from your browser, then go log in at e-hentai. Next, find the login cookie from there and make a new cookie with all the same data, except change the domain in any fields where it's referenced from e-hentai to exhentai. I have to do that since for whatever reason the usual method doesn't work for me.

Don't know how to edit cookies? If you're using Firefox, then try downloading the Firebug and Firecookie extensions. Should be fairly self-explanatory from there once you have those installed.

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>>9003245
How 'bout try using a normal download site that isn't run by some pushy-ass pandurr porn mafia who seem to think they're George C. Parker and Charles Ponzi's secret mutant fuck-offspring or some shit. Christshat.

>> No.9003287

>>9003232
>>9003220
Trying too hard.

>> No.9003296

>>9003279

Name one site that is better.

You can't. Panda reigns supreme.

>> No.9003313

>>9003296
>>9003296
Downloading them off mediafire.
reading it off exhentai is pretty shitty, no mouse scroll support, original image size/zoom scalability and etc.
Of course for this method you have to be up to date with the people uploading scans.

>> No.9003325

>>9003313
It's the best for searching for what you want to download. Opening up 40 blog sites to check for new releases can get annoying.

>> No.9003334

>>9003325
Imagesearch is a bonus too

>> No.9003358

>>9003296
Nobody should ever contribute anything to any site with the word "hentai" in the domain name like some ancient adultcheck porn site. Don't upload to such sites or use them for sharing. Go choose some fucking file host, they're all mildly crooked too but hey.

Don't run their botnet client or whatever.

Don't play their bizarre-ass gaia-esque web games or whatever. Don't sign up there at all.

And remember, anything that's there is probably available elsewhere already. It was probably available elsewhere first, in fact.

If you ONLY know of that one anachronistic commercial porn site, you must somehow be missing out on most of the internet.

>> No.9003365

>>9003334
image searching is not their feature, try again pandurr dev

>> No.9003377

I think you guys just hate convenience like those anti-extension purists.

>> No.9003392

>>9003377
What convenience? This panda thing sounds like a pain in the ass.

>> No.9003414

>>9003358
Why does having a tagged database of porn enrage you so much? No one is forcing you to use it. You're still free to go to the scanlator websites and use their links.

The only reason I could think of to hate it so vehemently is that you are a scanlator and you're angry that people are giving the faggot that runs exhentai ad revenue instead of you.

As for people having trouble getting around the panda, I just don't understand that either. I just log in to the vanilla site and then go to exhentai. I've never had to remove or edit cookies or any of that nonsense.

>> No.9003461

>>9003414
I hate crooks a little and advertisers on bulletin boards a lot. Plus it's not like you actually exclusively own any of the content/features/etc you host, any more than any other "hentai" site of old.

But hey, whatever, I just got my rage rocks off nicely, so you go run off and tell clueless /b/tards to run whatever malware or play whatever faggy little ad games you want to, okay? Whee

>> No.9003471

>>9003461
I occasionally visit exhentai and I have never had to install any programs or play any games.

>> No.9003485

>>9003358
If you're talking about Fakku! and the like they're also in the translating business so sometimes they ARE the source, and they make money off of it too with their webshop and deal with Jlist, I think. How do you feel about that?

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9003527

Sure is sour grapes in here.

>> No.9003540

>>9003485
Whatever. I never use any of these spammy places, and I get my shit just fine, tyvm. No "please buttfuck me, mr site owner" acrobatics required.

>> No.9003550

>>9003540
you're an honest leecher. I'm no different though hehehehe.

>> No.9003556

What is the point of the panda?

Just open up the fucking site

>> No.9003562

>>9003556
Keeping people like you out.

>> No.9003572

e-hentai has the same exact pictures as exhentai. There is no difference.

>> No.9003571
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>>9003562

WHY!? TELL ME WHY!

>> No.9003582

>>9003556
viral advertising

see, you're supposed to very visibly beg people to help you get in, on whatever bulletin boards or other forums you frequent

...clever, right?

>> No.9003589

>>9003582
You sound to me like the guy with who sent the picture of his gaping anus to the author of this manga: >>9003571

Your ass is big enough for me to spit watermelon seeds into from 20 meters

>> No.9003593

>>9003589
ooh, go share that b.s. with /b/, that's what that board's for xD

>> No.9003598

>>9003589
ooh, wait, are you talking about goatse? Because that wasn't his own ass then, goatse was an old old thing.

>> No.9003596

>>9003593
No.

>> No.9003600

>>9003598
No.

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