/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey jaypee,
Don't forget tomorrow(Sunday) is mother's day! You should hug your mom tomorrow or at least take time out of your busy day to give her a call! Believe it or not, she still cares about you.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is mother's day

[Anonymous No.]

My mother is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, I'll let yours know.

Speaking of which, tell her to wear the black panties.

[Anonymous No.]

you wouldn't hug your mother because hugs are for grandmas. The last time I hugged my mom was in the 3rd grade or something. I expect I'll end up hugging her when I leave her house.

[Anonymous No.]

As matter of fact, I'll be busy helping her tomorrow...

FYI, my mum is florist and tomorrow will be one of the busiest day.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

I already gave her a present.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw most of /jp/ has been abused by their moms and show an extreme displeasure at the very mention of mother's day

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998978
I love my mom, she was my only friend back in middle school and high school, without her I'd probably be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998978
>>8998981
I have a great relationship with my mom, she's very smart and understands me and we have fulfilling conversations. I wish she was younger so I could marry her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998981
I recommend you start by checking out this thread, then come back to me and apologize immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be sure to stay in my room as usual. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

My mother is about to move overseas with some american war vet. Not that I care but my sister is 14, girls needs mothers at that age right? What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998991
You should be a mother to her in your real mother's stead. Shave your legs, put on a nice motherly dress, and give her a good motherly dicking with your milfcock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998986
Your parents are not going to keep maintaining a fucking hobo in their own house, start packing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998991
Girls need to be gettin laid at that age man, they don't need no mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998993
what does hobo mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998995

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998996
What's the difference between a trueNEET and a hobo you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my mother, but I have a hard time showing it.
Last Christmas she broke down in tears because I'm such a distant autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999000
CHEK OUT DEM TRIPS MAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998999
>>8999000
dem triplets in one thread man

dem triplets

dem
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[Anonymous No.]

>>8999005
>>8999004

>>>/b/
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998993
Well, that's the problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998999
>anti-incest
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[Anonymous No.]

I haven't spoken to my mother or anyone else in my family for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999008
take it easy man, we don't redirect to other boards here, we love each other, learn to love and respect both intelligent and baka posters..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999009
What is your problem, my friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999012
we do,
>>>/v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999014
No need to pack up and leave if they're the ones keeping me from doing it.

It's their problem if they have any regrets, and I'm okay living this way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999104
You are one step from suicide. Better start to man up for once, leave the trueNEETXD ways and get a real job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999104

Grow the fuck up. They won't let you leave because they know you are still a baby, people like you put us NEETs to shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998959
My mum spent the whole of yesterday crying and belittling the handmade card and chocolate I made her last year and told me not to bother this year unless I had diamonds or something that was actually worth money.

Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999155

What a bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999155
Your mum is mean. Mine would love those and say "aww you didn't have to" and hug me and give me a kiss and cook me tasty foods the whole day and bring them to my neckbeard cave for me and laugh at my silly 4chan pictures with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999160
I can't fault her completely though cause it means I've been reading the atmosphere wrong and giving her the wrong presents for years.
Thanks though anon, that helps.

>>8999161
That's sweet of your mum. Hope you'll do something nice for her tomorrow then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999194
I agree, I can only give my dearest sorries for all those anons who were abused in this thread by their parents. Maybe they could get out of that hole eventually, if they ever man up and get a job and function as normal human beings who sustain themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999198
I can only give my dearest sorries for you too Anon, who offers sympathy and then yanks it back in the same post. You must have gone through some tough stuff yourself to be this way.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom has spent my entire life reminding me that I only existed to be her call slave.

If I could get away with killing her, she'd already be dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999147
>>8999116
>job
I've never had one before. But I suppose autism bux is no excuse either...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999207
What are you doing nigger. If you can sustain your NEET ways there's no mistaking it, you become a trueNEET master. NEETs hanging by their parents patience are the ones fucked, once it runs out they become full-time hobos or start packing to Gensyoko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999209
What's a call slave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999221

yep, living on ONLY the goodwill of your parents if just asking for it, you don't have to fully switch over to your own income instantly but it must be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>8998959
What are you doing for your mum tomorrow, OP?

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8998982
that's so sweet from you anon.........WOA WOA HOLD ON A SECOND you cant do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999226
Japanese NEETs have parents who sustain them and actually give them royalties, to how many of those in this thread this applies to? I don't think so, my guess it's the other way around in the rest of the world, they are hanging by a thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999209
If you can't kill her then defy her and destroy her control over you, Anon.
If you have an education and are not already working, you could start. If you're working and mum takes all your salary so you can't run, then tell her you got a paycut(very possible what with the state of the economy) and start amassing secret savings or something. If you don't have much education or can't escape the house to work then learn over the web. Computer programming or a language can be learnt completely using web resources.

Of course if you have people who can take you in for free/very cheap, or can afford to put up at a motel then that's the most relaxing route, trueNEET lifestyle, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999194
I can't do much - she lives in another country.

I'll call her tomorrow and say happy mother's day, probably. I usually talk to her every other day though anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Any mother who supports a NEET child is secretly in love with them.

Grant your mother's wish this mother's day and return the favor. Make love to your mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999265
Sometimes they are there to be abused, just sometimes. True story.

[Anonymous No.]

I just happened to have some extra money to spend so I'm buying her a cake and maybe some flowers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8999272

What about sex?

u gon give ur mum sum fukk?