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8982231 No.8982231 [Reply] [Original]

The current state of Gensokyo calls for a new miko.

>> No.8982252

how dare you?

>> No.8982262

>>8982231
You are absolutely right.

Toyosatomimi no Miko.

>> No.8982304

Can't wait for that youkai miko.

>> No.8982338

>>8982231
My dick is ready.

>> No.8982569

>>8982231
That is surprisingly sexy.

>> No.8982579

Toyosatomimi no Miko will lead Gensokyo into a better future

>> No.8982657

But we have Sanae already!

>> No.8982667

>>8982579

Yeah.

Where humans are turned into livestock and farmed as food.

>> No.8982671

>>8982657
but her vag is full

>> No.8982679

>>8982667
>turned into livestock and farmed as food.
>Toyota is the only one who argues for humans retaining their dignity

Full retard.

>> No.8982689
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>>8982667
he said Miko, not Hijiri

>> No.8982697
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8982697

Oh look, all the brats are up! That little Reimu girl sure is cute, but she just can't stand up to mature, full-bodied beauties like myself!

Perhaps one day she'll gain that enduring, seductive elegance that girls like me develop, but, more than likely, she'll just stay a slightly-more-intelligent priestess-version of my adorably degenerate cat Chen.

Even my armpits are sexier-though, I'd never show them to little snot-nosed shitling NEETs like you. Go get a job! Then, just maybe, I'll let you see take a peek at my thighs as a reward! Ooh, I'm such a bad girl, offering things like that! Fufufu~

Go on, little vienna sausage wielders, go forth and prove that you're a man and not a snack!

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>>8982697
From the thumbnail I though she was breastfeeding her.

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>>8982697
From the thumbnail I thought she was breastfeeding her.

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>>8982703

Maybe I was, and she got tired and pulled my breast back in my dress, did you ever think of that?

Growing girls need lots of healthy, nutrient-rich milk from their Dommes~

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>>8982697

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>> No.8982724
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No lewd old hags

Only pure Raymoo here

>> No.8982726

> Yukari-sama
この ばば。

>> No.8982729
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>>8982713

It's cute that you have a crush on me, boy, but your little boy eeny-teeny-weenie just couldn't please me-and I'm probably one of the tightest maidens in all of Gensokyo!

Go get a job, you little snot! You'd be lucky if you could even hold me down while I was unconscious!

Come back when you're a real man, and maybe, just maybe I'll let you take me out on a date, and if I'm very impressed, I'll show you my ankles and knees

>> No.8982750

>>8982679
>>8982689

Humans would get their asses kicked if they ever united against youkai.

And then youkai would stop playing friends with them.

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>>8982750

Say that to my face and not offline and see what happens fucker

>> No.8982814

>>8982750
Touhou Mother said otherwise.

>> No.8982911

Seriously now, who would protect humans from the hordes of angry youkai?

Half of the playable characters would side with youkai or don't give a shit. I doubt even Marisa would act.

Miko have just a few supporters.

Her plan to unite Gensokyo humans would end with one sided massacre.

>> No.8982916

> unite humans with
Such a thing is always bound to end up in failure anyway.

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>>8982911

Become a fucking wizard of unstoppable might and use magic to fuck them up.

Only 8 more years, and my incredible energy stored until now will blossom into such power no harpy will be able to stand before me!

>> No.8982942

>>8982923
I will. You're not the only wizard around here.

>> No.8982966

>>8982923
>>8982942

Then us wait and train, and prepare, for our glorious insurrection against the Youkai, my virgin comrade!

>> No.8982975

>>8982814
Even a simple farmer like myself ain't afraid of any youkai.

>>8982911
Keine.

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>>8982975
Forgot mah pic.

>> No.8982985

>>8982975

And Mokou. And that's pretty much it.

>> No.8982995

>>8982911
Except the youkai would never massacre the humans because that would fuck them over and drive them to complete extinction. They're doing their best to keep the humans complacent so that there is no mass uprising that would demolish both populations.

>> No.8983001

>>8982995

Terrorizing humans while keeping their population at a stable level would work just as good. If not better since human fear is what keeps many youkai alive.

>> No.8983009

>>8983001
That's what incidents are supposed to do, without being as lethal as real youkai incidents in the grimdark days of old. As for population control, it's implied that the death rate in Gensokyo is fairly high anyway, considering how many graves you see at the Myouren temple just two years after its construction.

>> No.8983007

>>8982814
I'm glad SoPM gave legitimate reasons for the Pigmasks (humans) there to try to destroy the Hakurei Barrier and merge Gensokyo with the Outside World.

>> No.8983020
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>>8982697
I'm sick and tired of this ancient fishwife telling me to get a job. Doesn't she know being a NEET is a full time job? Sure I earn less than minimum wage but I work very hard at it everyday with no complaint. I even get medical benefits like prescription coverage, vision and dental. But yet she still demands I work two jobs?

What a cruel old bat. I hate you Yukari. You need to stop living vicariously through us younger people just because you're unsatisfied with your youth, how ever many trillions of years ago that was.

>> No.8983023

>>8983009
Wait, aren't those graves already there before the temple got built?

>> No.8983025

>>8983009

Gensokyo youkai are trying to be nice and not kill too many humans. When they could just act like youkai of old.

Pissing them off is not a good idea.

Miko will end up with Yukari's umbrella up her ass if she keeps stirring the order.

>> No.8983030

>>8983025
Miko isn't stirring up the order, though. She just goes "hey guys if the humans need a leader I'm totally up for the job" and then Marisa tells her they don't need one so she goes "oh, okay, I'll just chill out doing Taoist training and shit."

>> No.8983074

>>8983025
Miko is stronger than Yukari. No way that kind of shit could happen.

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>>8982814
The ultimate weapon for youkai extermination.

>>8983074
You serious?

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>>8983074

>> No.8983137

yukari a shit

>> No.8983179

>>8983030
Funny that Miko asks Marisa for advice about the humans.

Marisa cares jack shit about the people on the village.

>> No.8983201

>>8983179

Why would she care?

She live alone in the forest far away from the village and her friends are either youkai or weirdos living outside the village.

>> No.8983206

>>8983201

And she's becoming a youkai magician.

>> No.8983236

>>8983206
Don't forget that she's disowned by her father.

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8983241

You kids sure talk tough when I'm away.

Why don't you go play with you miniature peepees and look at your lewd pictures again? It's all you little shits seem to be capable of doing.

>> No.8983246

>>8983206
And she's killing and eating humans. Yeah.

>> No.8983255

>>8983241
but I'd like to give you a foot massage

>> No.8983264

>>8983241
Who's this faggot?

>> No.8983279

>>8983246

Youkai magicians live on magic. They don't even need to eat.

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>>8983255

Why should I let a lowly, smelly little shit like you touch my gorgeous, tired, perfectly-shaped and scented feet?

>>8983264

Tread carefully, brat, otherwise you might fall into a gap that wasn't previously there and be dumped into a volcano, or perhaps the middle a massive ocean in the middle of the night on some unexplored, unknown planet in the multiverse.

>> No.8983291

>>8983246

Marisa wanting to become immortal was mentioned countless times.

Latest chapter of WaHH is about it too.

>> No.8983293

>>8983264
That's just an old woman browsing /jp/. Don't pay attention to her, she's no big deal.

>> No.8983303

>>8983286
I want to keep your perfect feet in shape. And you mentioned they're tired, you sure you don't want it?

>> No.8983312

>>8983291
Now where's the translation?

>> No.8983315
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>>8983303

Well...I suppose it might be nice...make sure you don't venture past my ankles, pervert. Stay focused on my sole, arch and toes-you better make them feel good.

>>8983293

Quiet, snot. I may be ancient, wise and beautiful, but I am not an old lady.

>> No.8983313

>>8983286
Go take a bath already.

>> No.8983319

>>8983293

Body of a 17 years old.

>> No.8983323

>>8983315
>I am not an old lady.
.. *giggle*.

>> No.8983340

A namefag roleplaying Yukarin?

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>> No.8983361

>>8983315
Sure mam, I'll take care every inch of your feet, especially the sole and between toes, yes~...

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>>8983361

Don't call me "mam" (It's Ma'am by the way, you insufferable shit), and make sure you don't mess anything up.

>> No.8983404

>>8983361
Wh.. What the hell are you doing acting like her slave? Where is you damn dignity? I don't know why but this pisses me off. Act like a real man already !

>> No.8983412

>>8983385
How should I call you then, yukari-chan? And don't worry, I won't mess up. (I hope)

>>8983404
but I want her feet, and I don't think I'm a slaveyet...

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>>8983404

He's a superior man to you for recognizing his inherent inferiority compared to me, a god of Gensokyo, you filthy, peasant bug.

>> No.8983427

Stop roleplaying. Jesus Crhist.

>> No.8983436

>>8983415
You...... You........ YOU..........
Don't you dare underestimate humans.... You'll regret this.... You'll really regret this, big time.

>> No.8983443

Hey guys, where's the SoPM thread? Did I miss it?

>> No.8983448

>>8983436
Stop roleplaying with yourself

>> No.8983450

>>8983443
It got removed a few days ago.

>> No.8983457

>>8983450
Why?

Dammit, should have posted back then. When I saw the thread, it's full of powerlevel arguments and mary sue accusations against the Lunarians so that kinda dampened my spirit to post.

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yukari a shit
a old one, a smelly one

happy 53566742125733678th birthday yukari

>> No.8983475

>>8983457
They got over that pretty quickly and segued into "Byakuren: The Savior Gensokyo Needs or Unforgivable Monster?"

>> No.8983490

seems like yukari is gone now

>> No.8983501

>>8983475
I personally want to talk about the weak humans living in Gensokyo.

They really keep pointing out how the humans exist only for the youkai, don't they?

That just supports my darker interpretation of Gensokyo, of how the Barrier also exists to imprison the humans living on the inside, so that they wouldn't escape to the Outside World.

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