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>The earth spider I just mentioned, Ms. Yamame, said her reason for joining the temple was that "the humans that come to the temple with their worries look so delicious(*15)
>15: She means she wants to eat humans with illnesses. Because illnesses act as seasonings. Mental illnesses are spicy.

Youkai no longer eat people they said...

>> No.8972470

>>8972461
> Mental illnesses are spicy.
So /jp/ is mexico. It all makes sense now.

>> No.8972477

>>8972461

/jp/ers would make for a great meal for Yamame.

>> No.8972497

>Youkai no longer eat people they said...

Nobody but /jp/ secondaries think this. Play any integer game, all the youkai tease Reimu about eating her. It still goes on, it's just been reduced thanks to Reimu having some sort of dictator-like power over every single being in Gensokyo (seriously someone explain this to me).

>> No.8972517

Spiders are terrifying. And have the most painful killing method in the animal world.

If she eat people the same way spiders eat their victims I wouldn't want to be anywhere near Myouren Temple.

>> No.8972575

It's clearly stated that underground youkai differ from those living on the surface. The chances of meeting an underground youkai are next to none.

>> No.8972614

can she eat my illness that seems to be my penis?

>> No.8972631

>>8972497
Once she starts channelling the power of her God she is invincible.
Without the spell card rules she would call her god first, every time. She also would not be able to sleep because enemies would be trying to kill her whenever she was not channelling the god.
Next question.

>> No.8972650

>>8972631

Nope.

Denmaku battles aren't the only kind of fights that happen. Fighters had no danmaku battles. Suika and Tenshi beat the shit out of Reimu in there.

>> No.8972817

>>8972517
>And have the most painful killing method in the animal world.
I don't remember there being spiders that eat their way out of you.

>> No.8972842

don't take anything characters say literally said ZUN

there is no concrete evidence of youkai killing or eating living humans, it is vague about it on purpose

>> No.8972857

>>8972842
Yeah I guess she let herself be refused from the temple by a joke.

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8972875

Would you play with Yamame?

>> No.8972877

>>8972817

Being slowly melted from inside and then feeling your half melted insides being sucked by spider's fangs seems worse than that.

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I didn't think earth spiders were organized. Construction workers and all that.

>> No.8972905

>>8972877
Nah, you'd be dead from their poison before that.

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Keep it in one thread nerds

>> No.8972919

>>8972905

It keeps you alive so you are fresh and tasty.

>> No.8972940

>>8972919
So it has the opposite effect of that on humans?

>> No.8972956

>>8972940
Spiders rarely kill humans. Even black widows aren't as dangerous as people think.

>> No.8972963

The real question we should be asking ourselves is... why hasn't Yamame become the youkai of big asses in fanon?

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>>8972924

This.

That said, Yamame thread? Yamame thread!

>> No.8972973

>>8972963
Because it's not her ass that's big, it's her abdomen.

>> No.8972985

I hate spiders

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>> No.8973039

>>8972940

They don't bite humans to eat them but to defend themselves, so it's pure deadly poison.

Normally they mix their digestive fluids with a bit of poison to paralyze but not kill the victim.

>> No.8973058

I'm reminded of that doujin were Yamame webbed and dissolved Aya. I'm sad now.

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Quoting ZUN's afterwords from Symposium of post mysticism:

>Kisume... I don't really know what she normally does. I think of her as pretty brutal though.
>Words are useless against her; she'd just chop your head off, stick it in her bucket, and return home.
>The head you see may not even be Kisume's head.

That's one creepy bucket...

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Hey ho spidertits

>> No.8974065

not very many of them. They barely ever do, and even then its mostly outsiders.

>> No.8974080

Does Yaname have canon large tits?

>> No.8974082

So? It's not like she would be strong enough to get me. I could beat her up, rape her vagina pregnant, and then take her home and tie her in her own web, stored for next impregnation and sex sessions.

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>>8974080

Not particularly.

But that's not going to stop fan artists, nor should it.

>> No.8974356

>>8972650
Danmaku battles can't be used as a proper measure of power.

They were made so that the weak could fight the strong on an even footing. i.e: Cirno could beat Yama.

Reimu could just use fantasy heaven to end everything but she doesn't for some reason.

>> No.8974364

>>8972497
>tease

Exactly. It's merely teasing.

Nobody eats humans in gensokyo anymore, spellcard draft forbids this whether youkai like it or not. The only humans they can eat are outsiders who fail at trying to reach Reimu's shrine to be escorted either to their home or to the village.

>> No.8974396

>will eat your face off
>worst hair
>worst hair accessory
>worst dress
>worst color scheme

Yamame, ladies and gentlemen.

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>>8974396
None of that is true
Except maybe the first one

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but she is a nice spider and you shouldn't talk about her like that

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>>8972461
>Mental illnesses are spicy.

>> No.8976231

>>8974356
>Cirno could beat Yama

Shikieiki wasn't trying to win, she was lecturing them.

>> No.8976259

>>8974356

This is a wild guess, but I'd assume that if Reimu used her bullshit spellcard to instantly win everything youkai would lose faith in the spellcard system and stop using it.

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