/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Just occured that I'm reaching christmas cake age.

[Anonymous No.]

You're fucking disgusting.

We're meant to pretend to be LITTLE girls here. I am literally filled with rage right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Who. Gives. A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is going to be good.

[Anonymous No.]

How are you dealing with your periods /jp/?

[Ötaku.Chiqué1994 !ozOtJW9BFA No.]

I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966082
Sup suigin.

[Anonymous No.]

LOL I CAN TYPE CAPS

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966087
Suigin isn't a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966082

What does your pussy smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966082

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966082
How many times have you had sex? Do you masturbate? How often do you clean your vagina? Are your nipples sensitive? Is the pleasure of being cummed inside real?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966053
Marry me ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas cake age? Please explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966100
fucking google it, nigger

[Anonymous No.]

woah... this thread sucks ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966100
>On /jp/
>Not knowing about Christmas cake

[Anonymous No.]

So you're turning 13, OP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966110
>>8966114
Oh wow, I never knew about that. Pretty funny I think.

[Anonymous No.]

Otaku couples are the most horrible thing ever. I need a normal girl to counterbalance my weirdness.

[Sakura !RAILgUnr8s No.]

I can't report this thread enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas cake only applies to Japan. In the west, you can still trick some poor guy into fucking you, knocking you up and emotionally blackmailing him into marrying you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966136
I think it would be cool with a girl who is weirder than me so I can feel like the normal one. I really don't like feeling like the freak.

[Taiga !!NmmO3dBe2w7 No.]

maybe if you stopped having a hobby you would get LAID.
Who the fuck told you you could have a personality? You're a girl. You're just supposed to be dumb and look pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966161
Taiga please go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966136
It doesn't work like that

You have to look out for and protect your girl, not the other way around

[Taiga !!NmmO3dBe2w7 No.]

>>8966158

I fill my turds with my own piss so that when people step on them they'd think they stepped on shit, but no, they stepped on piss too.
Wanna make out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966158
>I want to feel ``normal''
Get on my level, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966168
What does protecting have to do with that? I just want a girl with her head on her shoulders who can tell me that it's time to stop sitting in front of my computer and do something worthwile. I'm irresponsible, I need to be with someone responsible, else we're going to let our baby die while playing MMOs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966176
japanese are horrible persons... a woman should be considered used goods after 13, not 25...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966111

Welcome to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else get that kind of cheesy crust around their labia skin? I only really notice if I dig right in to get it, but I can spend a good half hour getting it all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8966207
>cheesy crust
>>>/cgl/
>>>/pizzahut/
>>>/Why did I read on when I saw ``cheesy crust''??/

[Anonymous No.]

I can't find that "A little taste of /cgl/" pic

[Taiga !!NmmO3dBe2w7 No.]

>>8966207

You could try cleaning yourself during showers. I feel it helps me not being dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

ne girls want 2 fuk
hobbies 2hu and saten-san
23 m AZ please respond