/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck is wrong with you, Anon? Why don't you just die? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!

[Anonymous No.]

Jokes on you, I'm already dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

I already have given up.

But I figure I'll just sit here and shitpost on /jp/ before dying.

[Anonymous No.]

>But I figure I'll just sit here and shitpost on /jp/ before dying.

[Anonymous No.]

Too bad I'm lovin' life! Besides, I got all kindsa fun stuff to do. I was gonna go see the Avengers movie and then play some halo with my bros. Wanna join?

[Anonymous No.]

O-Orin-sama! please cart away my corpse!

[Anonymous No.]

B..but hanging out on /jp/ is how I enjoy life

[Anonymous No.]

This might seem a bit cheesy, but I feel very lucky to see the beauty of the world. I feel very lucky to be able to live in this world like I do. Being able look at something so beautiful and interesting while remaining disconnected and subjective is a great feeling. I love life in general, not just mine. I feel like I could spend a nearly endless amount of time just living and enjoying life.

[Anonymous No.]

I already have given up. You upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8965779
Naturally I already feel like the time I've spent alive has been too short. Life is entirely too short. In the future when I die, in my last moments of life I will probably feel regret over dying and homesickness from living. It'll probably be a feeling similar to sitting in an airplane taxiing down the runway, getting ready to taking you back home. In a way, you are going back home into non-existance. There's nothing you can do to stop it. Who wouldn't feel a bit sad?

Of course, when it comes time for me to die, I may feel like I've seen enough to not care. As it is now though, I don't want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

B-but I'm such a coward, I can't possibly take my own life. I'd need someone to put me out of my misery, too bad Jack Kevorkian is dead.

[Anonymous No.]

OK! But I really would love to finish doing certain very important thing and then go to Gensokyo! And I feel really luck that I always manage to wake up for such great threads! Even reCAPTCHA says word >death!

[Anonymous No.]

I've tried like 3 times by now. I'm not destined to kill myself, maybe I'll get trampled by an elephant.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw this thread and I will give up.

Goodbye /jp/, it's been nice loving you little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/
>>>/vg/
>>>/bun/
>>>/yourmomsasshole/
>>>/huehuehue/
>>>/whoyouquot/
cout<<
>2010
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

>flying on my dinasaur
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
.>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDT
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw
>2013

[Anonymous No.]

Joke's on you, I'm already dead and I'm posting from the afterlife.

[Anonymous No.]

If I gave up, I wouldn't be able to enjoy cute girls doing cute things, now would I?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm waiting for dec 21st or march 23 2013 so I can take out some pigs before I go. Why die a boring death when I'll have the opportunity to go out in style?

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough corpses, Orin?
Haha, you won't trick me!

Captcha "29 luremen"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I used to want to die but eventually it turned into wanting everyone around me to die instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>8967075
>cout<<
Woah, I didn't expect that.