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How many of you talk to real Japanese girls? Which website(s) did you meet them on? What do you talk about? Which language do you usually converse in?

>> No.8963138

i meet them on my cock and we converse in moans LOL XD

>> No.8963157

i never hear them talk properly becase my dick in their mouths makes it hard to discern the words.

>> No.8963196

All she says is "kimochi".

>> No.8963236

>>8963138
>>8963157

Virgins, will never wake up with a crusty dick.

>> No.8963243

>>8963236
im not a virgin tho i stick my dick in your mom every week

>> No.8963269

>>8963243

What is this xbox live?

>>8963133
Usually I've met Japanese girls on MMO's that I played. And it's usually just game discussion, and it's Japanese.

>> No.8963280

>>8963269
>Usually I've met Japanese girls on MMO's that I played

Hate to be the one to break it to you, but those were dudes, dude.

>> No.8963282

>>8963269
Welcome to /jp/, weeaboo

>> No.8963303

Ameba Pigg

Usually talk in Japanese and English about life and shit.

>> No.8963315

>Usually I've met Japanese girls on MMO's that I played

my little anon cant be this gullible

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What kind of Japanese food do you like the best /jp/?

>> No.8963416

>>8963414
That shit looks gross, yo.

>> No.8963541

>>8963315

You would be surprised.

>> No.8963557

>talk to real japanese girls
I hope you guyz seriously don't do this.

>> No.8963583

>>8963557
I did, long time ago, met them in London, I used to regularly exchange mails with one of them, then I stopped because I didn't have the guts to either lie or tell her the truth about me being a failure.

>> No.8963637

Last December ago I talked to a nice Japanese girl that was spending Christmas holidays on my country on a Durarara chat. We spent several hours talking (she spoke Spanish) but suddenly my internet went off and when I returned she was gone ;_;

I felt really bad then.

>> No.8963638

One of the two exchange students staying with my family during my senior year of high school was a Japanese girl. She was cute too.

She didn't talk to me much though... she thought I was weird.

She liked my siblings and my cousin just fine but they didn't like her. My mom and everyone had issues with her because she'd run off with her exchange student friends and whatnot and no one would know where she was. I don't know if she didn't understand how worried my mom would get when she was running around town all night or if she was just rebellious or whatever. I think it made my siblings and cousin mad because they knew that they couldn't get away with the same kind of behavior. I didn't care because I didn't know, on account of spending all of my time in my bedroom.

>> No.8963642

>>8963637
>Last December ago
I meant last December.

>> No.8963644

I don’t.
I only talk to Chinese girls[/spoilers]

>> No.8963650

>>8963638
>she didn't understand how worried my mom would get when she was running around town all night
That's fairly impolite, to be honest.

>> No.8963784

>>8963644
God bless QQ

>> No.8963793

>>8963638
>she thought I was weird
Looks like she was a good judge of character.

>> No.8964001

I talk to two. I met them in Japan-guide I think. I also talk to guys.

>> No.8964020

My roommate who majors in Japanese and plays FFXI once talked to a moon player who claimed to be female, yet played competently, in Japanese. The thing is, he never made reference to his own gender in their conversation, and his Japanese prof is female, so a lot of his word choices are feminine. So it seems likely that a moon man claiming to be a girl on the internet talked to an american he thought was a girl, and they killed monsters together. The internet is weird.

>> No.8964037

I talked to a couple from japan guide. Talked more in english... about nothing because there was nothing in common.

>> No.8964059
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8964059

I once dated a Japanese-Mexican girl. She was really good-looking, very enjoyable and she responded pretty nicely to my tastes.

At the moment, however, I was a stupid autismal piece of shit who had recently jizzed brix after discovering the world of pick-up artists. I used to believe that being a virgin made me a worthless piece of shit, so the moment I found something that claimed to be a step-by-step guide to getting laid, I immediately ate it up.

Needless to say, I completely blew my chances with her by trying to act like a stud with her when I never, ever had to. Add to that that her shitphone didn't work and she didn't had a land line because she was from out of town, and I ended up dumping her in the worst fucking way possible, all because I was a socially retarded idiot. That was in 2006, I was 19. By the time I got over it around 2010, my telecommunications engineering major was in full effect and any chance I had to date someone had long since gone down the shitter.

Pic related because her first name was Sanae, and every time I see a pic of Sanae Kochiya I end up thinking about her.

>> No.8964085

>>8964059
You blew your one chance on true love. Reflect on this for the rest of your life.

>> No.8964081

>>8964059
Holy shit, I thought I was the only Japanese-Mexican person in existence!

>> No.8964122
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>>8964085
Oh, you fucking bet I've been chastising myself for it. That was seriously the worst, worst, worst mistake I've ever made in my entire life.

Even worse than trying to take an extremely difficult subject and focusing on it to the exclusion of everything else and failing 4 out of 6 college courses as a result. Even worse than when I told everyone in middle school how I jerked off my dog and describing it in graphical detail. Even worse than driving the car with a flat replacement tire across the entire city and on the cobblestones of my college's parking lot. Even worse than one time I started shunning people who didn't have my exact same tastes. Even worse than taking a job at which I was an absolute klutz.

No mistake I've ever done in my entire life will ever be as colossal, stupid and terrible as blowing my one chance of finding true love. None. I think I've even been afraid from dating entirely due to this one mistake.

>> No.8964126

>>8964059
Did you read The Game? All I remember is Mystery played Morrowind when he was down. What a bro.

>> No.8964136

An old friend of mine's parents adopted a Japanese girl around 12 years back.

She's 14,

>> No.8964144

>>8964136
Hoo! 1st world!

>> No.8964155

I met a Japanese girl over MSN a lot of time ago, I think she was 16. She was really nice and we sang songs over voice chat. We communicated in Japanese, but she tried to practice her English from time to time.

Also some other girls over Twitter, but I don't talk too much to them as I don't use Twitter very much.

>> No.8964160

>>8964144
Gotta love the U.S.

>> No.8964164

>>8964136
Did you fuck her?

>> No.8964172

>>8964164
No, I was 15 when they adopted her. Didn't develop my taste for lolis until I was an adult.

>> No.8964174

>>8964126
mystery played morrowind?
holly shit son, where is that excerpt from? the game?

>> No.8964192
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>>8964126
You don't even need to have life experience to find out why PUA shit is absolutely retarded.

First: if your normal character is so off-putting, then you should work on actually making yourself a better person, than just learning how to go through the motions of being a stock character that is not yourself and is just tailored to be appealing to vapid sluts who are just looking for a dick, which casually happens to be the kind of girls your average 4chan denizen hates or at least claims to hate.

Second: there is no such thing as a short, numbered list of steps to getting a girlfriend. That shit only works on super specific cases in engineering. When it comes to life you don't have that shit. It's all about what you have lived, your intelligence and common sense, and all that shit complemented with what you have heard from other people.

Third: you're a lonely dweebus moping on /r9k/ about how you're so ronery and have no life and are a virgin and haven't felt the warmth of a woman. You're trying to quell your urges with some poon on Redtube, then, suddenly, you see it: David DeAngelo, master of making women's pantsu moist, advertising a Makeout Mastery course that will make you as much of a sex meister as him. You read a little preview and IT'S LIKE HE'S TELLING THE STORY OF YOUR LIFE. Hmmmmmmm... doesn't it seems a little suspicious that a book that might as well have been ghostwritten under a pen name, advertised on the website where you relief your sexual urges, is claiming to have the secret of how to get laid, and what you're reading sounds too good to be true?

>> No.8964219

>>8964192
but i am a loser with no redeemable qualities, i need PUA tricks to get at least the attention of women

besides, most new PUA material, that is RSD stuff, promotes the non liney, canned material, that mystery and deangelo try to sell you

>> No.8964222

>>8964192
>>8964155
>>8964122
>>8964085
>>8964059
The amount of normalfags in /jp/ is amazing.

Just might fuse it with /soc/

>> No.8964233

>>8963793
>Looks like she was a good judge of character.

har har har

>> No.8964239
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>>8964219
>but i am a loser with no redeemable qualities, i need PUA tricks to get at least the attention of women

I repeat myself:

>then you should work on actually making yourself a better person, than just learning how to go through the motions of being a stock character that is not yourself and is just tailored to be appealing to vapid sluts who are just looking for a dick, which casually happens to be the kind of girls your average 4chan denizen hates or at least claims to hate.

Seriously, in the long run it will be far, far more rewarding to work on your flaws than continue being an unredeemable loser who has merely learned how to gain a woman's attention. You will look at your previous life, you will look at your current life, and you will say to yourself: holy shit, how far I've come. I should know, right now my 2012 life is so, so much more satisfying than my 2006 life.

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>>8964222
Sometimes the internet is the only outlet for a normalfag who happens to have picked up otaku tastes...

>> No.8964258

>>8964222
Also, /soc/ isn't exactly full of normalfags, about half their population is neckbeards and NEETs running contact threads and organizing meetups, or learning how to act like normalfags.

>> No.8964273

>>8964239
but i have no passion for anything nor any goals for myself.
i don't really enjoy anything anymore, not 2hus, not animu, video games, porn, internet and definitely not any serious pursuits.

i have created a deep hatred and mistrust of all people, and i don't think that i should have to do something i don't like just to convince them that i am like them.

>> No.8964281

>>8964248
Kousaka you mean? I've met that kind of guy. They usually need to shut up.

>> No.8964289

>>8964258
The desire to be a normalfag makes you a normalfag.

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>>8964258
...so it's Boku wa Tomodachi ga Sukunai, only on 4chan. How awful.

>> No.8964394

>>8964273
dam

wat do u do all day

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