/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Reimu such a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

She's poor and squats in a shrine.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Touhou is just written to make her out as the destroyer, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She allowed the Lunarians to rape Kaguya and used Alice to get close to Marisa?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Marisa. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Marisa.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK MARISA? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug her tight vag! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say Ze~! while having multiple orgasms. Eirin knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy whores like Marisa want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Alice to get closer to Marisa.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious witch. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sakuya does the same thing to Meiling it's like 'oh she's so sexy', but when Reimu does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Marisa. She probably was going to study magic to tighten Gensokyo's borders back up or cure Patchouli's asthma or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sakuya look good. Objectively, Reimu is a far better character than Sakuya. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sakuya, and if she weren't stuck with that lazy ass personality and invincible plothax she probably could have killed the entire cast. I mean, fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>895869
SQUATZ

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Sanae such a good girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>895874
Because she was raised as a proper young lady by very good parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>895872
gb2/fit/

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>>895874
Armpits, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

So are exposed armpits an official part of a miko uniform?

[Anonymous No.]

>>895888
Ok ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Yuka such a crybaby?

>>895896
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>895905
Because she's moe~

[Anonymous No.]

>>895896

>Miko Robes (Hakurei) – This outfit is a minimalistic version of the miko robes. It consists of a red apron with white trim, a white sleeveless undershirt*, and detachable white sleeves. The sleeves leave the shoulders and armpits exposed. The dress is the uniform of the Hakurei shrine maidens, but lately knock-off versions in other colors have sold well in the Human Village. A character with distant ties to the Hakurei family may have an original lying around as a family heirloom.

>*EDIT: Apparently, that's not an undershirt. It's a bleached cloth wrapped around the chest. Turns out bras are hard to come by in Gensokyo.

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>>895916

>*EDIT: Apparently, that's not an undershirt. It's a bleached cloth wrapped around the chest. Turns out bras are hard to come by in Gensokyo.

But... PADS?

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Marisa such a pimp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>895916

>*EDIT: Apparently, that's not an undershirt. It's a bleached cloth wrapped around the chest. Turns out bras are hard to come by in Gensokyo.

Urge to RAGE... rising...

[Anonymous No.]

>>895916
Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>Turns out bras are unneeded in Gensokyo.

Fixed.
Komachi, arguably Yuyuko. Everything else is DFC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>895961
Better not read the whole thing then. It will send you into convulsions.

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>>895978
I think you're forgetting some others.

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>>895990
Ran, I'll concede, but Yukari? She was positively flat in every game I've seen her in, including SWR, which is rather generous on chest proportions for some characters.

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>>895965
She was killed because she couldn't wrap a sarashi?

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>>895978
you forgot yuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>896048
>She
Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>896054
Fine. Yuka, Yukari, Ran, Komachi, Yuyuko. But apart from that, they're all flat as billboards.

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>>896013
I think there's a picture in SWR where she clearly has boobs, but it's nothing much.

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>>896048
Wardrobe accidents are the #1 cause of death in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>896075
What about Sakuya?

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>>896100
Of course she's flat. That's why she wears pads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>896107
You lie! Mai waifu wears a DRAWN BRA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>896075
Reisen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>896155
>>896100
>>896086
>>896075

All right, but APART from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health....WHAT have the Romans ever done for us?

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>>896165
Uhh, homosexuality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>896155
Flat.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT newfags haven't seen

http://dagobah.biz/flash/Tsurupettan.swf

[Anonymous No.]

>>895916
SAUCE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>898227
You don't want to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>898227
Sigh...
http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1035639

Get ready to RAGE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>898364
>Get ready to AWESOME!

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>>895916
>a white sleeveless undershirt*
>*EDIT: Apparently, that's not an undershirt. It's a bleached cloth wrapped around the chest. Turns out bras are hard to come by in Gensokyo.
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

Another Boobinite