/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ara ara~did my little NEETiepoo have a rough day? Come cuddle with mommy and let her soothe your troubles away~

[Anonymous No.]

Yes mama. You're so warm~

[Anonymous No.]

Are you serious? Mom, is that really you?

[Anonymous No.]

Sry toots I've got Tamamo to hang with.

[Anonymous No.]

You are being lewd, I'm not comfortable with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942550
There, there, darling~
>>8942562
I'm sorry if Mommy scared you-she just wanted to make you feel nice and warm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942535
Too fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942595

Oh sweetie, I know you're going through your rebellious stage, but please don't say such mean things to mommy!

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is making me uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942681
Well... You're not looking fat now...

[Anonymous No.]

mama ran, this feels wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

My parents are having an argument. I wanted to do stuff with them today, but I'm going to have to put it off and now I'm frustrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942711

See darling, don't you feel better saying nice things to mommy? Mommy loves you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942758
I... I love you too, mama Ran...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942730
I'm glad it feels nice, NEETiepoo! Mommy just wants to make you feel good~

>>8942748
Ara Ara~ I'm sorry to hear that darling! But even mommies and daddies aren't perfect and get upset sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather go snuggle with little sister Chen

[Anonymous No.]

Mama ran, I'm scared. I have to g-get a job or I'll starve to death and I know when I do I'll have to leave /jp/..I can't bear to leave this place, it is my only home!

[Anonymous No.]

Can I touch your fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello kids,It's your young, sexy grandma Yukari!

>>8942798

But does Chen want to cuddle with you? I doubt it.

>>8942801

We all have to grow up someday, brat! If you don't get a job, you don't deserve to eat!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942806
You're so mean, grandma Yukari..you're pretty like mama Ran but you aren't nearly as kind..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942806
Go away! You smell like old vegetables!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942815
She has good intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942823
I know..I love her too, but she isn't very comforting. I almost feel bad for grandma because so many people are mean to her even though she means well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942815

It's nice of you to say your grandma is pretty, but why should grandma be nice to a loser like you? You have to earn respect before grandma does anything for you!

>>8942817

You smell like a virgin, you little snot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942832
What's that? Too scared of me becoming a wizard more powerful than you, hag?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>8942806
Can I cockslap you, obachan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942832
Suck my cock, granny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942832
grandma, that attitude is making me feel horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942836
Are you implying that your penis is big enough to slap me with, boy?

>>8942837

Oh please, you know that 30-year-old-virgin-wizard thing is just an internet story to make losers like you feel better about themselves! If you really want to be a powerful sorcerer like your grandma, you have to work hard!

>>8942840

Y-your grandmother can't do something lewd like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942809

Of course, sweetie! Go ahead and cuddle with as many as mommy's tails as you want!

Oh, Momma Yukari, don't be so hard on my little darlings-they are trying their best everyday! We must support and love them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942852
I'm working hard on keeping myself a virgin so that the REAL STORY with lots of EYE-WITNESS EVIDENCE to support it comes true.

It's... It's not easy keeping my lust at bay with a family like ours.

I'm talking about mama Ran, of course! What? You really thought meant you? All that make-up can't disguise the old! And I bet you thought this was a lewd story, too! Rotten on the outside and the inside too!

[Anonymous No.]

Keep the role-playing to the fumo-threads, onegai~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942867

I see the way you look at me, junior. You think grandma hasn't noticed that lump in your pants whenever she bends over to pick something up?

>>8942851

You shouldn't tell your granny if the way she talks excites you or not-that's just rude and inappropriate! Go stand in the corner! I would give you a hard spanking to teach you, but I'm afraid that might just make things worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942879

go fuck yourself, onegaishimashu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942884
Do you have any sweets, that you can share with us?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942884
>You think grandma hasn't noticed that lump in your pants whenever she bends over to pick something up?

They do say old age makes people senile! Or maybe you've got cataracts. That would explain why you think you're so sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942884
but I want to, couldn't hold it any longer so I just said it, talk more inappropriate, I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942892

I think I have some werther's candies in a pocket dimension somewhere around here...

>>8942899

Shut your mouth, brat. My vision is 20/20, and I know a boner when I see one!


I don't mean to be lewd, but look at how good your grandma still looks in her school uniform!

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>8942852
Oui.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942884
It's your fault and you know it, because you do it on purpose, stupid sexy obachan

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942917

You don't look good at all! I'm only drooling because I'm thinking of what I want for dinner!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942917
20/20 vision, huh? Then what does this board say? And you haven't seen a boner in decades!

[Anonymous No.]

You goddamn brats are making me tired! Grandma needs a foot rub! And make it slow and medium-strong! make sure you work between the toes.

And don't you say my feet stink! They don't!

>>8942927

I do not.

>>8942936

You sure like fighting with your grandma. You know, they say that boys tease the girls they have crushes on! Don't expect any chocolate from me on Valentine's day though, kid!

>>8942938

D-don't look at your granny like that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942917
Aren't you a little to old for those clothes?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, don't pick on grandma. She is a nice lady.

>>8942954
But footrubs give me boners and now I feel lewd and bad for thinking of grandma like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942954
I'm only arguing with you so you go away. You're the one who sticks to me like hot glue. Don't you think you sit too close for someone who despises me so much, old timer? There's no way I'm giving you a foot rub! I think it's obvious where the old vegetable smell comes from, now that you took out your shoes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942954
c-can i l-lick them too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942973
I almost forgot. And don't expect anything from me on white day, either!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942954
I'd love to rub them, I'll rub them as much as you want, however you want. Can I lick them aswell?

[Anonymous No.]

Reported for roleplaying faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942994

You must be a fun person at parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942965
>>8942968
>>8942991

G-geez I didn't know kids liked giving footrubs so much these days! I don't like the idea of fueling you brats' sick little fantasies, but granny really needs her arches massaged! No licking! And no sniffing, either! You should be ashamed of thinking of your grandma like that!

>>8942973
>>8942987

I think they call this little act among kids "Tsun-dere" or something. Are you sure you don't just want a big hug and kiss from your grandma? Back in the day, your granny was a real go-getter, and she liked the feisty boys who played tough!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8942998
In his defense, why would a /jp/er go to a party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943001

Hypothetically, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943000
There's no way I'm kissing you!! Don't be ridiculous! I'm not falling for your tricks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943000

I want a kiss grandma!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943000
Thanks, I'll do my best. Can I get a hug and a kiss aswell? I love grandma.

[Anonymous No.]

By the way, Chen made these cookies for you brats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943022
>>8943022
Thats awesome, Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943022
The middle one looks just like you granny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943022
That's neat, I'd love the grandma one but I couldn't eat it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943031
Yeah, what with being bald and all.

[Anonymous No.]

G-grandma? Where are you? I'm feeling lonely

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943065
She has gone to bed. The elderly need there rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943098
Hah! Good riddance, I say!

...

I... I wonder when she'll wake up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943098
b-b-b-but I want to talk with grandma more ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943107
Why not stay and have a chat with mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943171
You should clean your ears. That's a frighteningly big chunk of earwax you have there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943188
Goodness! That's just the inner hair of mommy's ear. Touch it, and see for yourself. It is very soft and fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943211
That is... Really fluffy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943171
>>8943211
I guess I could, mama ran is sweet and fluffy, may I touch fluffy tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943239
Of course! You can snuggle up and take a nap in mommy's big, fluffy tails.

[Anonymous No.]

Unf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943281
You shouldn't believe everything people write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943267
>Ran 3D

I've seen quite a few screamer in my time, but this takes the cake. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

Can i rest my head on your lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943281
How does it feel to be a faggot newfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to nibble ran's ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943280
>Unf.


stop that right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943307
Everyone wants to do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943315
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943340
keep that faggot vernacular in facebook/reddit/tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943352
After you learn to capitalize and punctuate.
No, actually, not even then. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

What I wouldn't do just to have a fondle of Rans mofu.

[Anonymous No.]

doesn't yukari have a thing about being called old so she would not refer to herself as grandma? probably aunt or big sister or some shit instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943360
i dont do that for worthless people

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943521

secondary fanon bs

who is the artist for OP ran that is by fat the best Ran ever, i'm afraid you've activated my MOAR card.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>8943281

In time, you shall know no fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943618
Dearmybrothers. http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?page=1&tags=dearmybrothers

He mostly has a Ran-sama fetish but does art of other Touhous aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943666
Is this guy demon wizard?
What kind of magic has he cast upon these images.
My body feels like it's melting, relaxing, and my heart aching looking at how he draws faces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943666

Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943718
You are just a super soft-hearted faggot inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943718
You're not alone, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943718
Why would a demon need to practice human magicks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8943756
Maybe. But I can't let anyone know..
that these are the types of pictures i need to look at in order to sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.]

Could you wrap me in the sweet embrace of your tails, mother?

[Anonymous No.]

I fell asleep while reading this thread, and had a dream I was walking next to a big river and walked into Rans tails.
After we fell down I was on my bed on top of Ran humping her bare crotch while my face was on her shoulders and hands on her hair, which didn't seem to have those big ears. The softest of hair, only in a dream could you feel that.
I had to do the final few strokes of jerking myself off after waking up though. wish it would have been a wet dream.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what's going on itt.

[Anonymous No.]

stop it you otakus

[Anonymous No.]

You brats are still up? Granny had to take a nap-it's not easy keeping healthy when your thousands of years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945025
go to sleep already, old hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945025
Grandma why do you hit mama ran that is not nice and it makes her tails less fluffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945025
Granny is gross.
Flabby butt and stomach, chunky thighs, your boobs are saggy too.

Aren't you embarrassed to go out in public?

[Anonymous No.]

You brats are still up? Granny had to take a nap-it's not easy keeping healthy when you're thousands of years old.

I swear, Ran, you spoil these children-that's why they always turn out to be such big, oafish losers.

[Anonymous No.]

You just enjoy raping weak men don't you, Yukari-sama?
I'd soooo get revenge for them on you.....

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be tempted if you weren't posting shitty Ran pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945049

What? The Ran pictures in this thread are great, you asshomo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945030
Watch your tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945049

Get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945033

I don't hit her, boy. You're imagining things agian. Go play with your little dolls!

>>8945035

M-my butt, stomach and thighs are all very tight and supple! And my breasts do not sag whatsoever, you filthy brat! It's too bad a little boy like you can't differentiate between an attractive, full-bodied woman and a little girl! What are you gonna do after this anyway, go watch your little girl cartoons? Bah!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945113
It's hard to tell if you're lying about your old body. My hands are finely tuned and experienced you know.
I volunteer myself to be a suppleness tester for your body. My body will be my tool, now prepare yourself for an extensive checkup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945113
>M-my butt, stomach and thighs are all very tight and supple! And my breasts do not sag whatsoever

Oh really?
Then why don't you show us to prove it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945122

Nice try, junior, but your grandma has been around the woods long enough to know when someone is trying to rape her!

Oh, and experienced? Hah! Maybe in swinging around your own rod when grandma and mommy aren't around, but I'd be shocked if you've fondled anything soft that wasn't a rolled up blanket you were thrusting into!

Brats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945131
Why are you so scared of my penis? What a loser granny, scared of a little game of hide the wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

Grandma Yukari, what happened to grandpa?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, Yukari-sama! Please be nicer to our little NEETs, they've had a hard day and need affection to prepare to take on the challenges of tomorrow!

Would anyone like to practice kissing with Mommy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945152
>Little did Anon know as he was actually his own grandpa through the use of gap fuckery

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945176
I need to practice. Lots of practice, I've never actually kissed before...
And mama's lips look so soft, and your body so warm. I'm sure kissing you would be the best kissing in the world.

I'm actually having one of the worst days of my life, but kissing mama would make it tolerable.

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamn it mama, don't make me pin you to the ground and pork your aged cunt with my massive cock again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945217

Don't talk to mama like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945194

Ara ara~ Mommy will have to give you lots of extra special attention tonight, then~! Come lay next to mommy, we'll get started, until you're the best kisser a mother could ever want!

>>8945217

Ara ara~! I see someone is just a bit feisty and lewd tonight! Don't worry, Mommy still loves you!

>>8945233

It's okay darling, thank you for sticking up to momma, but sometimes boys just get all excited all of a sudden!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945148

Boy, I could never be scared of a little vienna-sausage wee-wee like that! You haven't grown a centimeter since you fell out of one of my portals as a newborn!

>>8945152

Uhh...Why don't you go play with your little sister Chen?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, stop roleplaying like this is amusing in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945250

>stop liking what I don't like guys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945253
I'm sorry you like roleplaying on imageboards. I'm sure if you search enough, you'll find one more appropriate than /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945274

no ims orrsrroy that i flike fuckin ur mom

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is a super powerful fox deity who finds herself subservient to an even more powerful demon. She respects her boss' strength and dutifully swats away brats who aren't worthy to face her master. She flips her shit if you fuck with her underlings because they're also property of The Boss.

What is this "mama Ran" shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>My autism cannot be penetrated by his mama ran shit-ran is powerful like my autism abilities-beware The Dark King of Autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945304
>autism autism autism autismically autism.
>am I winning internet arguments yet?

Is this NEET mentality? Do those sad caricatures of human beings actually exist? I always thought they were allegories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8945309

Get the fuck out Yuugi, you're just drunk as always.