/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are you drinking tonight /jp/? I am drinking vodka straight up and Shipyard Smashed Blueberry because I am a fucking man.

Drinking is a /jp/-related habit.

[Anonymous No.]

Just drank a few bottles of Hobgoblin, now I'm out.

Alcoholic is pretty expensive. In fact the only reason I would get a job is to buy alcohol. Though overall the cons outweigh the pros.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the sucker I am drinking right now. These things are really good.

[Anonymous No.]

Two mini bottles of Sprite.
Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

A can of iced tea.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty nice tasting if I do say so myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928352

No. Step your shit up and be a man.

[Anonymous No.]

water
no alcohol for me today, maybe tomorrow I'll get some cheap whiskey

[Anonymous No.]

3 litres guinness, 1 hahn light and 1 bundaberg rum and coke.

I think i gave myself brain damage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928371

Or you could get drunk tonight AND tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928365

Not really a big fan of Yuengling but that does look good.

[Anonymous No.]

started on some snapple and cheap vodka, but about to kick it into high gear with red bull and cheap vodka.

on a related note, I've recently been drinking from bowls in an attempt to imitate Yuugi and my drinking experiences have been greatly enhanced. you should try it out

[Anonymous No.]

Bulento blend while I finger my butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

Tea, because I can't afford vices.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Starting my 7th shot of vodka. I am sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928377

This is actually hard to do with just ethanol. Your other organs shut down first, so feel free to drink up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928438
i'm really happy to hear that, it's been bugging me for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

Moderately-priced single-malt whiskey.


Eroge is always better when you're drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

second glass of red wine, just in case the first didn't thin my blood enough.

>>8928434
You should try opening up and talking about it instead of shutting down your liver and kidneys. I'm here for you, dude.

>>8928442
methanol (wood-grain alcohol) is the one that causes brain damage, silly goose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928333
Green tea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928455
Can't you just drink both and not kill anything?

[Anonymous No.]

im not drinkig but im high as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I am heavily hungover so won't be drinking today.

[Anonymous No.]

Where do you NEETs get the money for alcohol, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510
My parents buy it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510
get $20 a week from dad. spent exclusively on alcohol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510

money market instruments.

[Anonymous No.]

I got really drunk last night, so I'm not drinking tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

All I've got is some stoli this week. Next week something good should be coming in though, so we'll see what happens.

I'm going to have to try that Blueberry shit OP was going on about. Not really a fan of beer, but it seems like a novel thing to try.

>>8928510
Autism bucks, at least that's where I get mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928549
What a lame reason.

That is like saying, "I pissed in a bottle yesterday, so today I am using the toilet."

Be a man and drink and cry that you're not a little girl, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510
Forex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928434

On my eighth now. On a roll tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928571
Half an hour for a shot?

Are you drinking through your ears or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928556
Spending your autism bucks on alcohol? Really? I guess Reagan was right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928575
Reagan was an idiot who didn't know his asshole from a hole in the ground.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928578

I am just drinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928333
Only teenage girls drink vodka nowadays OP. Best stick with a traditional stout. My personal favourite is Mackeson Milk Stout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510
My parents give me money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928589
>>8928571
>>8928434

you sure you don't want to talk about it, bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928589
Very, very, VERY slowly.

Why use shots if you're taking your time?
Wouldn't it make sense to just drink out of the bottle normally?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928598

Maybe after one or two more shots.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to stop drinking. I wish I wasn't an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928600

When I do that I usually go completely overboard and end up blacking out.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Alcoholic Culture

Yuugi-chan approves

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928631
I've already drank through my savings and rent is getting harder and harder to make. How troublesome~

I need a drink to avoid the stress of it all.

[Anonymous No.]

My name is Anonymous and I am an alcoholic. Don't pray for me because I am already dead inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928556

It's a great beer. Kind of thick though but tasty as hell and works pretty fast. Also kind of expensive I paid about $15 for four bottles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928704
Cool beans, how prominent is the blueberry taste anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928711

It's there but not too strong which I like about it. It tastes just right if I were to sum up my feelings on it and is well worth the price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928673

Alright I am ready to talk about my problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928786

So, Tomonymous, what are those problems?

[CHAIN CHOMP !!xJCae6bOguz No.]

i know what your mom's drinkin >:)

my pee pee >:)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928801

I'm drunk but that isn't completely a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Also it's cheap and well known but Woodchuck Cider is also really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928813

Obviously not, you're probably drunk because of problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928865

What is wrong with being drunk?

[CHAIN CHOMP !!xJCae6bOguz No.]

>>8928902
you cant see the light of good if ur face down in a gutter

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928921

It's not a gutter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928510

I usually blow maybe $40-50 a week on booze. The good quality stuff. You don't need to be rich to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

What are some easy to obtain substances that can make me think I'm at Gensokyo, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928930

The green fairy

Just take some absinth, mix it with water and before you'll notice you will catch a glimpse of the gates of gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928930
2hu games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928930
lucid dreaming, and maybe the pingpong ball trick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928594


Up yours. It gets me drunk quick. You don't need class to get drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928930

dissociatives do the trick: robotussin, MXE, Ketamine, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Crispin hard cider

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928972

Glad to see more cider fans.

[CHAIN CHOMP !!xJCae6bOguz No.]

>>8929011
that pic is too small higher res? also is that gundam?

[Anonymous No.]

I just found an import store with every liquor imaginable. Got my ass a bottle of shochu to try, it's fucking delicious.
but I didn't feel like going 15 minutes to that store so I'm sticking with good ol jose cuervo
Tequila (for forgetting life sucks) and good single malt scotches (for when life doesnt suck) are where it's at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928930
DMT

Or four whipits at once. I had heavy euphoria and deep hallucinations from 4 at once.

[Anonymous No.]

Rum and diet coke. I like beer more, but there's too many calories in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929015
It's legend of galactic heroes
where everyone pulls the kircheis reaction faces from

if you cant make out the text here's the tl;dr:
GET DRUNK

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929032

Wussy. Tasty beers are always caloric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8928968
>>8929037

I fear becoming schizophrenic, as I have genetic tendencies. What is the most secure I can have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929015
Yeah, it's Double Zeta.

[CHAIN CHOMP !!xJCae6bOguz No.]

>>8929043
shut yourself in the face u little pussy

[CHAIN CHOMP !!xJCae6bOguz No.]

>>8929048
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929046

Why are you so mean? All I want is to reach Gensokyo and come back

[Anonymous No.]

I am out of booze. This is the moment I have been fearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929083
I'm sad for you anon. Have you thought about keeping an emergency bottle, and then a back up emergency that tastes like utter shit so you'll still have it after you drink the normal one out of lazyness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929094

I feel so good right now. I will enjoy it while it lasts and then I will check then.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm drinking shitty Vitamin Water "Zero" I told my Mom to get Lemonade flavor vitamin water but she said they didn't have any so she got the Zero kind with no added sugar or anything. It tastes like shit and I'm mad at her, I was really looking forward to having some tonight but now its ruined. She told me I'm getting too upset but I don't care.

[‮gubthgiN elggirW‪‪‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬ No.]

white wine because it is alcoholic koolaid

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929113
Vitamin Water Zero is the only good vitamin water because there are no calories. You wouldn't want to be a chubby girl, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929113

Add sugar to it! If you don't have any, perhaps I could make your night sweeter~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929113
what's the alcohol content of vitamin water?
check the label, the higher the content the better odds you have of reaching gensokyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929113

That's good stuff. Squeezed Lemonade goes great with Vodka.

[Anonymous No.]

Just went to a party and had several shots of whiskey and vodka, still pretty buzzed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929141
>>8929113
"sugar free" drinks are filled with fake sugar which is worse for you than real sugar.

[Anonymous No.]

What brand of absinthe do /jp/ recommend? I'm in the UK if that's relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929147
There's no alcohol in it. I'm not even old enough to drink and even if I was I don't think I would. I just like the lemonade vitamin water, It's the best when its frozen!

[Anonymous No.]

Oliver Soft Red Wine
Because:
I'm culturally Italian,
I'm fucking cheap.
I've had so much vodka, rum, and whiskey that only beer, wine, and Tequila taste good, and I can't afford good Tequila at the moment,

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929157
> fake sugar which is worse for you than real sugar.

Spoken like a true fatty. You're repeating junk science which has long since been discredited.

Sucralose also has zero absorbable energy, which is why people don't grow fat from drinking diet sodas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929181

Aspartame causes blot clots and is disallowed for use within USAF for this reason.

[Anonymous No.]

Success! I found a more beer in the fridge. Looks like this will be a blackout night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929175
I hate how bottom shelf tequila is still like 10 dollars a pint!
I'm cheap and just want to get drunk, so I love my 8 dollar fifths, but goddamnit you can't get tequila for that price.
what do you say we whip up some decent tasting artificial agave liquor and get filthy rich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929225

I can't stand tequila. Too exotic. Just give me good old whiskey, vodka or beer any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929225

No kidding! All we need to do is make cheap Tequila, and on that note, $15 or $10 whiskey, and we'd be fucking BILLIONAIRES. The two drinks are awfully overpriced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929234

I can't stand Whiskey or Vodka.

I've had too much Vodka, and Whiskey tastes like dirt.

Tequila for me tastes like what I think a cactus would, and I've only had it 3 or so times, so I feel I could drink about as much as I wanted to right now, if I weren't already drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929244
The $10-15 a fifth bourbon market is already way too cornered. Of course most of it's swill, but it certainly isn't anything like the $15 a handle whiskey out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>bragging about what stupid drink you use to get drunk with

You people are the worst kind of scum. Just get drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929011

jose cuervo tequila is probably the nastiest shit I've ever tasted.

I fucking hate tequila. I don't know why anyone would drink it when they could drink literally anything else with alcohol in it that wouldn't make you blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929248

And how the fuck can you hate whiskey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929296
I'd take a sip from uncle clemus' mystery moonshine all lead still before I'd pick tequila.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929301
>>8929282

Yes, we're bad because we use it to get drunk, but I've been getting better.
I really do enjoy the taste of wine, so I've been switched over to it, and even giving myself some space on smoking, as I've wanted to prove to myself that I'm not dependent upon such things.

And Whiskey to me just tastes like dirt, honestly, and I can't bring myself to ever like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929301

It's tastes like smokey, hazy garbage juice?

But yeah, drinking something until you like it makes you so manly. If you ate a piece of shit everyday, it'd probably start tasting tolerable after a while too.

[Anonymous No.]

Water and Orange juice.

No yucky alcohol for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929330
Sourmash and that rye stuff canadians drink are pretty bad, but there is some really good scotch out there.

But if you don't like, you don't like it. That's fine, calling it all trash though is going too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929339

I just drink Jameson. The final word in whiskey,

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929355
This motherfucker.
Jameson is good stuff, good enough that I cross the state line just to pick it up.

There's this good Japanese mid shelf whiskey that I can only find out there too, but it's name eludes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929370

Why would you have to go to a different state for it? Jameson is usually sold everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929381
>>8929370


Jameson was my first experience in whiskey, and the first indication that I hated it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929386

Try it again. If you can't appreciate something as great as Jameson then you can't appreciate any fine alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929381
Because the only liquor store in town has a piss poor selection. So it's either head into town and hope for the best, or go a little farther the other way and reap the benefits of lower pricing, and less tax.

Such is life in buttfuck nowhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929404

I know what you mean. I have to go a few blocks to find a place that sells the Smashed Blueberry that I mentioned but it's worth it. The local liquor store next to my apartment sells nothing but trash in terms of beer.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be sober all my life (I'm 22).

Recently I started drinking to fit in with my friends as I want some social contact.

What have I done to myself?

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up, going to start with a few glasses of cheap white wine (goon for any other Ausfags here.)

I wish I knew someone who I could buy weed off. I have money that I really would rather spend on drugs, but can't. Being high is so much more fun than being drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929416

That is what happened to me my freshman year in high school. I was at a friends beach house one summer and next thing I knew i spent the rest of that summer knocking back bud light and other piss water beer with my friends in Newport Beach, CA.

That was a good summer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929425

That was 10 years ago. I feel old now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929428
>>8929425
The difference is I was 22 when I started drinking.

You were fucking 14. Big difference. I had been sober while everyone else around me was drinking their livers away in high school and college. I changed a part of me that day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929437

You missed out. Those were the best days of my life. Drinking, surfing and floating around in the ocean on a beautiful and warm day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929445
Suck my cock and die. What are you even doing on /jp/ if you are socially well off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929451

I am not anymore. Why do you think I am drinking alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929445
It's not a big deal. You said you wanted social contact. You were going to change one way or another (otherwise you'd still spend every night in your room fapping to loli on 4chan like always) and starting drinking is one of the better outcomes. At least you didn't start shooting up or clubbing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929467
But I started drinking. It's bad for you ya know.

Also it's against my religion to drink and shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929468

Jesus had wine for blood. That would make him the ultimate sinner than, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929465
amen brother, I was very social throughout highschool, but after I graduated and moved away, I realized how much shit I was missing out on.
Being alone I can do whatever the hell I want and don't have to worry about texting someone to keep in contact, trying to act interested in other peoples shit, etc etc.
If someone wanted to hang out and watch/play/whatever all the shit I do, I'm down. but since that's not the case I have much more fun being a recluse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929467

Drinking is my only real vice. It's gotten to a point where I can't even enjoy watching the movies I love anymore without being drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't this attention whore go to one of the threads made just for that?

Yeah yeah, your life is a real soap opera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929468
It's not that bad for you if you drink in moderation. I'm sure you already do things that are at least as unhealthy as social drinking.

>religion
What is this I don't even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929477

I actually got away from other people drinking (except my friends) because I saw how idiots reacted to drinking in college. It was so bad that it made me want to stop drinking altogether. When I was in high school we just drank, played video games and pool.

[Anonymous No.]

About to start my 9th shot of vodka and third beer. This might be it for tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929496
Yeah, I drank in high school, stopped drinking in college, then started drinking again after college. The drinking scene in college is terrible, although I suppose I might have actually made friends in college if I had drank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929426
It is I! He who is nameless! rofl leeeejun XDDD

Currently on my 9th or so wine. I love you, /jp/. You are a wondrous thing. I don't care about the shitposting. You are the only board on 4chan devoid of normals and children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929527

Who the hell drinks wine to get drunk other than middle-aged married women>

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929475
There is nothing wrong with being religious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929550
There is when it keeps you from enjoying alcohol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929537
I have no income. 10 dollars for 4 litres of white does me just fine. I don't care as long as it gets me drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929582

Are you drunk though?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to snuggle with a drunk /jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929632

No you don't. I will wake up pissy, wanting water and pancakes. In that order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929592
I am completely ZONKED.

18 glasses now.

Utena is mai waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929654

18 glasses? You could have been more productive with your time and actually chosen a drink that gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929654

>Utena

I seriously wish I could kill everyone that liked that shitty show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929679
But since you can't you should just kill yourself for having shitty taste.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Threads like these make it really difficult to stay on the wagon.

You're a bad influence, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929694

Shut up and drink. You will be a much happier person. I know I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>Utena
For some reason it's popularity soared last year. Probably because of /a/ and that Penguin show.
You should kill yourself for having shit taste >>8929654

[Anonymous No.]

By the way what are your favorite wines?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929691

Actually, Utena is a sure sign of horrid taste. Enjoy your lolsymbolism dykefest, though. It sure is DEEP-it has to be with all those reused scenes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

"light syrup" from canned mandarin oranges.

[Anonymous No.]

Some cheap 37 cl dark rum.
Atleast I'm not a bad drunk like my mother is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929709
I'm pretty sure the guy was talking about the chick. Buttfrustration isn't needed.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

coca cola for lunch (now) and coke zero for dinner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929668
Oh gee sailor man, take me while I've the thought capacity of a squashed apricot. DAMN AND BLAST THESE WOMAN DRINKS ;_;

>>8929709
are ur jimmes rusled? XDDD

[Anonymous No.]

I have quit drinking, as it always makes me feel suicidal for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8933885

My girlfriend came to my apartment this morning to give me a ride because my car is broken down and she flipped her shit when she a bottle of vodka and bottles of beer lying around. She considers me a full-blown alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.]

Whiskey lemonade. Incrasing the ratio of whiskey the more I drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934048

Don't do that. You will ruin your buzz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929836

>18 drinks
>of light raspberry flavored beer at 2.0 abv
>IM SO DRUNK GUYS

Why am I not surprised that an Utenafag drinks like an actual fag?

[Anonymous No.]

nice Hayes modem

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934069

Thanks

[Anonymous No.]

I found some more beer in the fridge. Going to keep it light tonight and just try one.

[Anonymous No.]

About four or five shots in it starts to taste like water.

[Anonymous No.]

Just clearing out the last bit of spiced rum and whatever pop I have lying around, at the moment its Dr Pepper and after it'll probably be pepsi or someshit. Drinking is my only true friend


Its kind of a treat from the bottom shelf stuff I usually drink but damn it feels nasty on the teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934436

What's the point of wasting money on grey goose if you're just going to do shots of it?

Just about everything tastes like water once you're drunk enough-aside from, you know, food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934436
Vodka is water in Russian

[Anonymous No.]

Hobnob Merlot
Pretty good stuff.
Glad that I am home for the summer so I can bum wine off of my parents.

I dedicate my glass to my Oni Brogres.

[Anonymous No.]

Happen to have one lying around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934530
>whats the point of wasting money on Grey Goose?

Fixed that for you. Grey Goose is swill, get you some Tito's or some Stoli if you're desperate.

As for me, this is my weapon of choice tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934559

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934563
Looks good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934564

>Gin

Good taste detected, I might get a bottle of Hendrick's to celebrate the end of my semester this week. I'd rather see my grades first, though, because I'm poor, and I don't deserve Hendrick's if I did badly.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't like alcohol.

I am however drinking a cocktail of citrus Full Throttle, raspberry lemonade, and green tea.

It keeps me positive, focused, relaxed, and physically able to beat "U.N. Owen Was Her...-Lyrical Crimson"
On Stepmania, expert mode, on a real fucking dance pad.

Holy Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I would be drinking, however I finished my last bottle of scotch a few days ago, so I'll probably go grab another bottle tomorrow. Poison of choice currently is isle of jura's origin, tis pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna finish off the last bottle of beer I have (White IPA, Deschutes seasonal). Then maybe have some of that cheap sake that's been in my fridge for a couple months.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

Pepsi

>>8934564

[Anonymous No.]

Is gin any good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934795

It tastes like mangoes and fruit mixed with pine needles (the juniper). Tastes best when mixed with tonic water.

Refreshing and enjoyable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934798
Sounds good. I'll see if I can find some for a reasonable price.

[Anonymous No.]

How much am I looking at for a bottle of Bombay Sapphire? £20 ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8934817
Yes, around that.

[Anonymous No.]

Was looking through my cupboards today and I found an untapped bottle (or jug if you will of this). What are you drinking tonight /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Franziskaner. love me some cloudy hefeweizen.