/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Do you even have a single friend?

I don't.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjt5wPJVqM

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CzVycZwnkd

[Anonymous No.]

My mom is my friend

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is my only friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919538
That's terrible. Whoever did that should shoot themselves in the foot. Perhaps both.

[Anonymous No.]

1 friend who lives far away, see maybe once a year. no friends otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Not even an online friend?

You should have an online friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919546
How do I meet an online friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919551
You suck my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919551
You use like, a chat or IM program, and someone gives you their contact info and you talk to them and become friends.

Either that or you find them insufferable and end up blocking them.

It's kind of like meeting people in real life, but you don't have to look at them.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to give my phone number to someone yesterday so now I'm living in constant fear of them calling me.
I guess that doesn't really count as a friend but it's still stressful.
I wanted to say no but I didn't want to be rude.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to a friend's 21st tonight. I'm rolling in friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919564
You HAD to give out your phone number? How does that even happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919685

I was too slow and couldn't think of an excuse.
I didn't want them to think I disliked them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I have 2 friends that keep pestering me with stupid normalfag shit many times a week. The problem is that they are good people (and only ones that willingly associate with me) and I don't want to hurt their feelings. I'm too beta to refuse their invitations and they don't really like doing same stuff I do either.

Please leave me alone with my eroge. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919691
So... you got hit on? Or someone randomly came up to you and tried to be your friend? That's just weird. You're a girl, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

No. Completely friendless since I was like 14. Pervasive introversion, social apathy and cystic acne ensured nothing developed while I was younger and presently I just continue to live with it, uncompleted to enact any meaningful change.

[Anonymous No.]

No. Completely friendless since I was like 14. Pervasive introversion, social apathy and cystic acne ensured nothing developed while I was younger and presently I just continue to live with it, uncompelled to enact any meaningful change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919697

Not a girl.
I'm back at university now and I just want people to ignore me.

This guy always talks to me about Physics assignments and I help where I can.
Off the back of this once a week acquaintance sort of thing he asks for my number and I'm too slow witted to think of an inoffensive way to say no.
The last thing I want is to have to meet him outside university or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919715

Also I've known the guy for months and I've forgotten his name, so that's going to be awkward in the future.
At the moment I call him 'man' where I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919536
You are my friend.

[Sudo !Tohsaka8ks No.]

No offline friends, I have many online friends though.

[Anonymous No.]

wow op you are so unique

[Anonymous No.]

I have two friends.
One is my roommate who started as an online friend
The other is still an online friend

[Anonymous No.]

Real friends are all jerks and normalfags. Online friends are just the same amount of jerk but trade normalcy for full blown insufferable autism.

They also never want to start a conversation with you, ever. I'm always the one who has to say ``hi'' first then they try to end the conversation ASAP. They are always doing something without you and you're never invited. They never want to help you out or just chill with you either, even if they're alone and without their other friends.

Fuck friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919896
If the person I talk to plays the same game I do, I love initiating conversations and playing with them, of course

[Anonymous No.]

I had a friend when I was in 4th grade, but then he moved away. I kept in contact with him for about a year before it got award and I started ignoring his calls completely.

Throughout middle and high school I had zero friends, but I did met a guy online that claims his great grandfather was the leader of KKK and he befriended be despite me being asian. We had lots of fun terrorizing and vandalizing the gaming community we were in before again, I halted contact with him completely due to depression.

Now I'm in college with absolutely zero friends. Although I do put on a fake smile with a cheerful persona and am friendly towards people just for the sake of not being alone.

[Anonymous No.]

Friend...
what is this 'friend' you speak of?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919661
>21

Get out, kid.

I bet you never even watched Rocko's Modern Life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919896
Poor anon.

I don't have insufferable autism and I like starting conversations!

[Anonymous No.]

I talk to some people but it would feel weird to call them friends.
At what point do people become friends?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Just online friends from /jp/.

Couldn't be happier to be honest. It takes very little to completely satisfy my social needs.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NWPMKMXP-E

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919709
Yeah, acne fucked me over pretty bad. I had it worse than anyone in my school.

Fuck bullying, acne is the real menace. It completely shattered any self-esteem I had as a kid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919896
I never have conversations or accept invitations from people I don't know very well either. I don't like meeting new people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919948
>>8919942
>>8919938
>>8919937
stop bumping.
Please, we have standards here.

[Anonymous No.]

I have loads of friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919954
bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919958
Every time I see this I remember how much I love you all who are not shitposters and I'm glad of being here with you now. Please don't leave me alone with the retards that crowd this place most of the time now, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919964
I'm a retard and right there near the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919964
>2012
>not shitposting

Get out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919964
They didn't put mine in even though I posted it in the very first thread, fuck all of you shitcunts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919954
Maybe for you, the shithead's club is two blocks down.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one friend who I met in some high school I got a $60,000 scholarship to.

We both went to the same college, but 6 years later I'm still working on graduating with a shitty Biology degree while he smokes weed all day working at Gamestop. I'm more of a pity friend as he's got a car and a job while I shitpost on /jp/ all day and don't even have a license and I'm nearly 24. It feels pretty bad being around him because I know that he knows I'm a fucking loser so I pretty much cut off relations. We meet up like once a year now, the last time he was here he took advantage of my depression from my mom just dying and finally got me to smoke some weed.

I bet nobody even read this blog shit. God, I'm pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919964
Only a retarded sperglord shitposter would even be in that picture.

Open your eyes, John. You're one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919971

The author skipped mine over too at first, but I reminded him that he missed mine and I ended up being put in way in the back near Sakuya..

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
Your friend sounds like someone from /v/

You should feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
I read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919989

Whoops, added an extra period at the end. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
Your "friend" is the loser here, and a criminal for forcing you to use dangerous illegal drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920004
>weed
>dangerous illegal drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919958
Why do you all have dark hair and pale skin? Could it be true that /jp/ is made entirely of Jews?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be friends with everybody in this thread

I love you, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919958
That Madotsuki on top of the building gets me every time.

I have no idea why I keep coming back here when it's so horrendously covered in shitposting. It's an odd thought, that I used to call this place 'home' and that you were all my friends. Do you think that one day, it can return to the way it was, /jp/?

I miss you guys. Please don't leave me. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920011
Not jews, Slavs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920018
I know a lot of slavs, but none of them have dark hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920016
We love you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
>I'm pathetic.
Indeed, we all are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920017
Why do people like you keep insisting that /jp/ was ever NOT full of shitposting?

It was made clear from the get-go that this place was made to be /a/'s waste bin, and that's what it's always been. I would say nostalgia is clouding your judgement but there's an archive to prove it, and /jp/'s conception wasn't even long ago enough to qualify as nostalgia.

[Anonymous No.]

I will soon lose my only friend as I am moviong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920017
Wake up, /jp/ was always full of shitposters. You're just a lapsed shitposter who can't keep up with the times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919937
congrats on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make friends with this /jp/ tripfriend but I don't know how. ;_;

[Giorgio Rémoleux !mOJT/shi8E No.]

>>8920258
OMG what if it's me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
Weed's great.

Whenever I'm high I feel like a little kid again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920258

Which one? Tripfags are pretty easy to make friends with, I speak to them off 4chan more than anons.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I have one friend on the Internet.
Don't know how he feels about me though.

[Anonymous No.]

My two friends left me and moved on with their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920258
Post your confession in one of the threads he's active in and hope he sees it.

[Anonymous No.]

Two friends I've known since I was little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

I have quite a lot of friends from /jp/ and /a/.

I can't even name someone I know from real life that's not family.

[Anonymous No.]

It's surprisingly easy to get online friends. Finding GOOD ones is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919548
Basically this. We don't even share interests anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

About 2 "best" friends. Guys that I talk to almost every day over Skype and who visit me more often than once a month. 6 "good" friends. I don't actually like them, but they buy me food and drinks. Since I'm a Jew, they're not visiting very often anymore. About another ten I have to invite for my birthday parties/I had to show up when they were getting married etc.
I feel so retarded for replying seriously, but Utawarerumono is so fucking boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920011
What? I have dark hair and pale skin, and I'm %100 scottish

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920784
Finding good friends used to be easy until I heightened my standards.

Really wish I'd get a new e-friend already. It's really boring when you've been around the same two people for more than two years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920799
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920799
don't you talk shit about Underwater Ray Romano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920004
why is Ozymandias so straight edge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920835
what's wrong with masturbating to cartoon children?

[Anonymous No.]

I've been trying to find online friends, but all of them are emotionally challenged nerds who are into masturbating over cartoon children or ponies. Are my standards just too high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920835
plenty of fish in the water, dear

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
It looks like he was trying to cheer you up with the weed

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>8920812
two years? that's small time. i've known most of my internet friends for 7-9 years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919938
I'm 19 and I watched Rocko's Modern Life, you seem to be mistaking your cynicism for reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921270
Why are you responding to the 'angry indian bird' shtick?

[Anonymous No.]

I have 1 online friend, he talks to me quite often even though I rarely respond

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to have friends, but I don't care enough about myself to put forth the effort to make that happen, and too apathetic to really care that I don't.

[Anonymous No.]

I have 5 online friends I've known for 6 or 7 years now, we used to play Warcraft 3 in the good ol' days when we first met. I'm in love with the first one I met out of them all. She's 14.

But she thinks of me as an older brother, which only makes it worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921308
reported for paedophilia

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have friends, but then I realised I didn't really care about social interaction during university, and pretty much barely talked to people. But still, people talk to me and I fake being a normal person because sitting in silence before lectures looks kind of awkward. Why can't everyone just leave me alone?

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have friends. I don't anymore. I'm not sure if I want new ones. I think I do, but I'm not sure.

My hobbies are animu and related activities, masturbation, strategy games, poker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919551
>>8919557
I find the problem is, is that I am either the insufferable faggot, or the people that do tolerate me (never proper friends) are insufferable normal fags.
It's a doggy dog world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919536
but I am your friend, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919896
I'll be your friend, just don't be a jerk, okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919536
i have only one friend. on imageboards. but damn, i'd went go this guy to hell and back.

[Smoked Cheese~ !Nyoron4t6M!!RGvcX9Jz+eN No.]

I have a lot of friends and it makes it ez to make friends with other fat and ugly pplz

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921369
I hate fat people but I like ugly people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921353
What kind of friend are you if I can't even be fucking honest with my feelings with you, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8920836
I love you /jp.
I was about to ask the same fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921353
I'm tired of ''friends''. My heart is stone cold and I'm dead inside. Being my friend wouldn't be fair to you. Not trying to be edgy, that's just how I am now. I used to be warm and caring. If someone really wanted to be my friend nowadays they'd need to devote themselves to earn my trust, and nobody wants to do that for me any more because yes, I'd be a jerk to you.

[Anonymous No.]

Have one friend (real friend) that I've known since 4th grade; other than that, only a few other people I talk to. I'd like to make online friends, but I really don't know how to approach someone online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921379
I just don't want to make friends with a socio-path that's just mean for the sake of being mean, again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921384
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>8921340
>doggy dog

NOPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921384
Wow so edgy I have to fill out a health and safety form about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921396
THEEEEESE WOUUUUNDS THEY WILLLL
NOT HEAAAUUUUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921401
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921396
That made my day, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

I have a female friend I occasionally talk to when I'm excessively bored, but I hate her to be honest. She is autistic as fuck. I don't mean that as a general insult, she behaves literally painfully autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921384
I'll be your friend, provided this isn't some fucking joke and you're actually serious.

Please leave your email, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921338

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921396
>>8921403
Go ahead and mock my condition. You don't understand my suffering anyway. I've already surrendered to a life of loneliness and that's that. Laugh at my expense, my price is cheap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921416
How so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921416
Forgot to add, she loves the 2hu bullethell games, which I don't care for. I guess she's better suited to /jp/ than I.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only had two real friends in my life. One of them moved away when I was about 12 and we never kept in touch since then, and the other is just a guy I've been keeping in touch with online for the past couple years or so.
I think people can easily live without friends. They're just a needless presence most of the time. Me, I've never gone out of my way to try and make friends with people. It's just not in my personality to start up a conversation about shit I don't give two damns about, and the few times I actually do come across people who share the same interests as me, their tastes are often so wildly different from mine that we just get into endless "my taste > your taste" arguments. Though luckily the one guy I'm friends with now shares almost the exact same tastes as me in anime, games, music, etc. so we get along pretty great and the conversations can be pretty cool, even if he is a bit of a normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921424
get a load of this tryhard emo fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921424
We're mocking you because we're all also friendless, contactless, lonely virgins, but we don't act like hissy teenagers about it.
Grow the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921424
The problem is that if you live AS your condition or state of feeling, you will never get better. Get over it, look for whatever makes you happy, and stop being so negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921416
Oh yeah? I bet you have a crush on her too, you fucking sperglord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921438
Typical normalfag advice. I bet you watch TTGL and get so inspired from gay speeches like "wurld is urs u can do n e ting if u put yr mind 2 it".

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921451
That's true though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921451
Just stop being depressed lol the wurld is ur's and u can do N-ETHING!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921459
I didn't say it was false, I said you're just a sheep butthomo who gets extremely thrilled when someone from a cartoon tells you you can be unique and special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921451
mY FAV advice:

when i get depres i stop bein depres and be awesome instead

lmao... changed my life...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921463
You are not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921463
This is why I think people should read a book on psychology. Not self-help bullshite, something like this.

[Anonymous No.]

I spoke to a normal on omegle the other day, and I told him about my DEPRESSION.

He told me "I used to feel that way too, but then I got better. If I could get through that, then anyone can."

Yeah, he actually said that. If he could do it, then anyone can.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have any friends, but I talk to myself a lot if that counts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921494
Yeah, people seem to misunderstand what depression actually is.
Although, I'm not depressed any more.
Protip: keep off the drugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921498
Careful with that, I can't stop having conversations with myself, other people or just rehearsing potential conversations. It's got to the point where it distracts me too much to complete mundane tasks without being distracted and standing around like an idiot trying to remember what I was doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921424
So you're ok with complaining about people not understanding you, but when I tell you I'll be your friend, you ignore me? Whatever, it's not like I wanted to be your friend or anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921494
That bothers me a lot. People really think this way and would take his side against you without a second thought.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921512
And I thought I was the only one that did that.
It's gotten to the point where sometimes I'll rehearse things I might possibly post on /jp/ or other boards, and it'll distract me from whatever it is I'm doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921494

That does happen to some people, though, it can just go. Then again, some people will suffer from it to some degree constantly. If you're the latter, there are ways of coping, like cognitive behavioral therapy + drugs +improving your general health and sleep patterns.

I think when people say that, they mean well, but there's a big difference between actual depression and what some people experience and call depression. Even actual depression has varying degrees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921513
What's in it for you and why do you care? You'd be making friends with a whiny jerk who already started ignoring you.

The only reasons I can see you having is:

1) Be a genuine friend and be such a great pal it will completely turn him around (LUNATIC MODE)

2) Jerk his dumb ass around and get a few laughs out of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921529
I just want to talk to him because he seems similar to me.

I don't want to give up hope of finding someone who I would enjoy talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

I have quite a lot of online friends, but have only met a couple of them in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921523
I do that too, and rehearsed conversations never end up going the way you plan them, not that I have any these days.

It's fun finding someone else does it, I feel so removed from society that I've no idea if what I do is abnormal or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921523
Sometimes I'll go through the conversations in my head, sometimes I'll type part of them out and end up deleting it all without posting it, other times I just wander aimlessly around the house talking to myself or nobody in particular. I do it a lot as well, sometimes I'll just start doing it without even noticing and completely forget what I was doing a minute ago because I was having an argument with myself for the past 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921548
Fine. I'll give it a shot. But I don't believe online friendship can work with just chat chat chat. If I wanted to chat I already do that all day with /jp/. What else do you do online other than browse /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921523
>I'll rehearse things I might possibly post on /jp/

That's what I do when I'm away from my computer for whatever reason, like while making food.

I put a lot of thought in my longer posts, but no one ever responds to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921588
I'm afraid I'll say something that will scare you away.

We're not getting married, we can just stop talking if we don't like each other. How about we just feel each other out first?

I really hope you're not an r9k refugee or something, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921614
No. /jp/ is the only board I visit. And there is absolutely nothing you could say to scare me. I don't really care. I don't want to really know you. Real friends don't do such gay touchy feely shit. It starts by sitting beside somebody, asking if they have an eraser you can borrow then engaging in casual banter about a mutual activity both engage in (in this example, making a friend in middle school) such as "what's our homework, i couldn't read the board because i forgot my glasses". Personal interests can spawn from that banter and the friendship expands.

In our case, we have nothing to talk about other than our personal lives, and that's not exactly a great subject to start with since it's so personal. We need to both be doing something that's completely neutral and affects us both. I believe online games are an effective outlet for this, but they aren't for everyone. We'll need to figure that out before we get to know each other though.

I hope you understand what I'm trying to say here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921338

Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921659
Can I be your friend too? Maybe we could all have a little threesome (not sexual!).
I would like to know basic things though, the last time I made "friends" with someone, he wouldn't even tell me what country he's from.
It was just so I could get a rough idea of timezones etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921675
Sorry, I don't do trios. There's always one left out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921679
Oh...Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

It wouldn't be so bad to have a friend to pretend with

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921698
``pretend''?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921706
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921701

Don't be sad anon-kun, i could be your friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921659
Oh, well, that's good. Thanks for taking your time for writing out a lengthy post like that.

Well, besides /jp/, on the internet I just browse for topics that interest me. Those change every few days.
I don't really see the problem about talking about our lives, because it's semi-anonymous. You could just delete your account and it's like you never existed.

I guess we could talk about /jp/, though. I don't have any outstanding interests that last for more than a couple of days.

Still want to talk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921720
I get very autistic with the normals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921735
Pro-tip: I wouldn't recommend talking to anyone who doesn't use sage and posts shitty /a/-tier images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921726
Yeah whatever I guess, sure.

[Anonymous No.]

I always say, after every friendship fails "No, I'm not going to try again.".
But then I try again.
NOT THIS TIME.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921744
Leave your email or preferred method of communication, or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921761
No, I'll leave that up to you. Please make the necessary arrangements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921769
I don't really feel like it, please do it yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921775
Hold on buddy, you're not even me.

Are you trying to set up my friendship with this wonderful fellow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921775
Are you shitting me? You're the dweeb who wanted to be my friend so badly in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921780
Truth is, I don't have email and anything like that so please tell me which one you would like to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921787
I don't know anything about communicating. I thought you'd have had that all figured out.

[Anonymous No.]

And so, in the wilderness that is the /jp/ jungle
We've caught on film two autists in a mating ritual
What a beautiful sight- we are lucky to be able to get this close to the autist's rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be your friend if you send me a nice message with a nice topic, we do it through emails for a little while that is less aggressive and much more Romantic in the original, beautiful meaning of the word.

It sounds straighforward and brazen but not troll, do your best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921792
>do your best
Fuck you, I just want to take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921790
Not really, so please tell me what kind of social network you want to use.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921769
Okay, my MSN is [e-mail]

I hope you have an MSN, that's the only thing I currently have.

[Anonymous No.]

send me an email.

[e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

This thread became a fucking clusterfuck of email addresses and identity assuming and I don't know who's who any more. Fuck this shit I'm out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921809
Whoa, whoa, just because 2 and a half autists got all touchy-feely posting their emails and such, doesn't mean you should jump on the bandwagon with them.

Also, why the fuck would anyone send you an email if you don't even take a second to write a few words about yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921818
you just got trolled for lyfe

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921817
hibiki ganaha from dream c club

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921817


>>8921726 Is me and my MSN is [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921833
this guy is really desperate

[Anonymous No.]

anonidate.com

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921849
It's sheer rudeness to direct anyone to normalfag infested hives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921858
trolled 5 lyfe NERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921833
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain. We recommend contacting the other email provider for further information about the cause of this error. The error that the other server returned was: 550 550 Requested action not taken: mailbox unavailable (state 14).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921858
That's because I said MSN. I don't use the email part of it.

Whatever, I thought you pulled out of the whole thing.

Email me at [e-mail], I don't want to post my other email here.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys make it sound so easy to make e-friends, but I don't get how to do it, regardless of their quality. I don't have trouble holding conversations, but how to actually get friends to begin with is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.]

I have some

We don't hang out that often though. So there you have it.

[Anonymous No.]

Too much of an elitist piece of shit to be able to make any friends, I despise normalfags, I despise people with shit-tier taste in anime, I despise people that play entry level VNs that's translated, I despise people that are dependant on text hookers, I despise people with lack of enthusiasm and motivation, I despise depressed people, I despise 3D women, I despise the dump we call /jp that was once elitist, but is now filled with casualfag bullshit like con meetups etc.

Im better off going the fuck back to /a/. Enough of this /r9k/ bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921903
>Im better off going the fuck back to /a/

Get a load of this mad faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921903
>Im better off going the fuck back to /a/

I believed you until that. Next time try to be more subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921901
If this thread is of any indication, it's fucking hard.

The autists got their mating dance interrupted, so they both fled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921903
I would be your friend, but I don't qualify!
>lack of enthusiasm and motivation
I don't have enthusiasm nor motivation, but I'm not depressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921917

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921918
But to plenty of people having e-friends seems to be such a natural thing.
The few people I've talked to for a decent amount online had plenty of friends, while I was basically reliant on them to have any sort of human interaction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921939
People are not worth talking to. You're not missing out on much, unless your standards are VERY low and you're willing to talk to anyone.

If so, you're in luck, /jp/ has no shortage of subhuman monkeys to talk to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921949
I'm sure there are plenty of shitty people out there, but to say no people are worth talking to seems to be going overboard. Do you include yourself in that group of subhuman monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921958
>>8921939
I'll talk to you.
The first 5 minutes will be interrogation-ee though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921962
I won't talk to you on the sole reason that you bump shitty threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921968
I thought I put the sage there, I get forgetful sometimes.
Oh well.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921962

>>8921968 isn't me, but an interrogation when you've done nothing to show your own quality seems a bit silly.

[Anonymous No.]

I have good friends !

It's just that they don't really phone me If I don't...
... and they don't really ask me a lot for going out, but that may be my fault...
... and lately they've all been busy with their work so I ended up playing a lot my game alone...
... and...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921979
Well, I like to ask questions about someone before I like to speak with them.
It's just a little thing I have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921997

My friends don't show much interest in games I play either.

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922004
Might as well give it a shot I guess. I've got class now, so if that automatically disqualifies me from your consideration so be it. Otherwise you can e-mail me your questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922021
normals gonna normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922021
>so if that automatically disqualifies me from your consideration so be it
It does

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921997
I don't usually phone my friends if they don't. Lately I've been thinking that if they just stopped calling me I would have no friends. I don't think I would care much either.

[Anonymous No.]

1 e-friend
1 irl friend
1 e-friend that was an irl friend

So basically 3. Am I too normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922021
I would give you a shot, and by that I mean I would shoot bullets with the intent of lethally killing you to death.

[Anonymous No.]

Only on Steam.

You can add me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922034
The way you sound that almost makes it sound like you want him to die. Or am I imagining this?

[Anonymous No.]

There are no such thing as "friends".

There is only people who want to use you and help them feel better about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922066
Whoa, don't project your sick homicidal tendencies on me, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought I had made some friends, but one of them became upset with me and now none of them will speak with me anymore. I'm not going to try making friends again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922636
What did you do to make your friend upset? What did he tell you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922643
It doesn't matter. At least I learned it's just better to avoid people altogether, including online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922683
Not that guy, but I'm interested.
It matters to me.

[Anonymous No.]

okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922683
I'm that guy, and it matters to me, too.

If it makes you feel better, I tend to avoid people online too.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one. Or had one.
ya never gonna unblock me will ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922830
posts like this always make me paranoid, getting me to think it's directed at me.

why did you friend block you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922879
No fucking clue, didn't say a word.
This entire thread is making me paranoid 'cause I'm assuming he doesn't like me much anymore.

I don't even come here. I'm just hoping to reach him 'cause I know he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922936
Oh, well, that's too bad. The only person I've blocked recently was a faggot, and I told him that.

Don't despair though, he probably never was a friend, or it was accidental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921335
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

Two rl friends that I consider close, but they're both living in a dorm now. Mostly I talk to online friends that I've met on MMOs. Back in the day I met a ton of cool people in FFXI, but I've lost contact with most of them.

[oneword !!vZtwnwFYmI+ No.]

>>8919536
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922830
I'm going to try that too

I used to have a friend.

You are never going to unblock me will you? (This was like 2 or 3 years ago)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922964
Fuck you slav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8922964
I seriously hope it isn't the former and know it wasn't the latter.

I just don't want to sincerely wait for something that isn't coming ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

My old HS friend who I used to hang out with everyday now has a girlfriend and a job, so I talk to him like once a week now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923088
>88
SIEG HEIL, DUDE!

what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923165
fug off bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923165
are you lost

[Anonymous No.]

What what do you guys define as friends, anyway?

1. People you say hi to
2. People you talk with
3. People you hang out with occasionally
4. People you actively seek out to hang out with
5. People you trust to a certain degree
6. People you trust with 100% soulbrother

I only consider 6s to be real friends, the rest don't really matter to me. I've never had more than 2 6s at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

What what do you guys define as friends, anyway?

1. People you say hi to
2. People you talk with
3. People you hang out with occasionally
4. People you actively seek out to hang out with
5. People you trust to a certain degree
6. People you trust with 100% soulbrother

I only consider 6s to be real friends, the rest don't really matter to me. I've never had more than 2 6s at a time. And the only 6s I've had for the last 8 or so years have been online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923185
how about you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923184
im sorrey did i hurted ur jewfeelings? lmao get owned 5 lyfe nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923204
>>8923194
nice.
epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923204
5.5
In high school some people would come and call me friend, and I'd just tell them "We are not friends, just classmates who happen to talk to each other because of that". Conclusion: after high school, I never spoke to them again.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have a few online friends, but they were much too normal for me, we had nothing in common. Also it made me paranoid that I looked very clingy since I always had to initiate the conversations.
I always want to talk to a /jp/ but I'm afraid they won't like me because I don't really have a hobby, and the things I do do I'm not very good at. For example I do watch anime and sometimes play video games/touhou but I wouldn't say I have a particularly high powerlevel, for lack of a better word, in either. And I'd probably dislike talking of real life, which means there would be pretty much no basis for conversation. Although I used to enjoy just listening to people talk about their day or whatever was on their mind, it was fun for me.

That was kind of embarrassing to type out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923277
True friends don't even need anything in common to talk about. You'll find something to talk about.

For example, my current only friend is the polar opposite of me in nearly every way and our only current mutual interest is an mmo I don't even play anymore, but we still manage to converse for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a friend who lives far away. Sometimes I go to his place (like once in three months) to chat or something. He has no friends besides me so we get along well.

[Anonymous No.]

EVERYONE DO THIS:
http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/

I've always thought there should be a dating site based on the Big Five. Obviously self-surveys have some bias, but this is the best way to identify your personality compatibility with another person (that we know of).

[Anonymous No.]

When I was in highschool I used to scope out who else was always alone during lunch to see if we could get along somehow, which obviously never happened. Does that count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
I can't stand the colors.
Sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923286
There's no such thing as "True friendship". Stop deluding yourself.

It's just a temporary, mutually-profitable agreement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
Apparently I'm good-natured, courteous, supportive, nervous, introverted, and prefer familiar experiences. How nice.

[Anonymous No.]

i don't like people that's why i don't go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923318
I'm sorry you never had a real friend, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923369
Neither have you, and you never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923385
Alright, I surrender.
Everything you say is right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923398
jsut stop being depressed lol the world is urs u can do N ETHING if u just try lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
Test says I'm O30-C64-E1-A57-N7

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919982
>shitposting
>not smoking weed all day

lol captcha is Unbelief ngsiond

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be your friend if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925189
Oh, I meant to say this to;
>>8923277

[Anonymous No.]

Conscientiousness
You probably have a messy desk! (Your percentile: 13)
Extraversion
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 7)
Agreeableness
You find it easy to criticize others. (Your percentile: 8)
Neuroticism
You aren't particularly nervous, nor calm.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how many people see these threads and pray to Kami-sama that the /jp/ nerds they've had to block aren't talking about them.

[Anonymous No.]

I have one friend. But I don't know if they like me very much. I've never had a best friend though. Sometimes I thought people were my best friend but they didn't feel the same way about me at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925227
I'll be your friend

[Anonymous No.]

i can always use more online friends from /jp/, feel free to add my msn~

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925235
No, you'll either be a normal, or a meanie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925235
>You have previously added a contact who uses this instant messaging address. A contact's instant messaging address must be unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925246
what is your email? i cleaned out MSN a while ago because there were people i never spoke to (mostly people who did not make much of an effort to be friends)

>>8925239
im not normal and im not mean unless provoked

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like to make some online friends. The problem is that most (all, for me) of the time, as soon as somebody is posting somewhere other than the imageboard itself, they turn into humongous retards.

I once tried joining an IRC group for another imageboard. The quality of the board itself was wonderful. In the IRC, however, the quality dropped to the level of typical /jp/ or /a/ shitposting. There was no way I could start a conversation or join in on one either, because the IRC seemed to be some kind of 'cool kids club' who would only respond to those who'd made a little reputation for themselves. Sickening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925268
Yeah, I now how that feels dude.

[Anonymous No.]

not anymore

can someone explain why the fuck, if you wanted to end the friendship, would you block a person without removing from friends.

[Anonymous No.]

My very best friend is a girl my age who lives on the other side of the planet. We know absolutely everything about each other. She's just as much of a hopeless hikki and social outcast as I am, but we still like to entertain the idea of one day meeting in person, however unlikely that may be. If you think it's too good to be true, it is - she's a total lesbian, even if she'd try to convince herself and me otherwise. Either way, we understand and respect one another. I'm glad we had our chance meeting and I'm glad I've found someone I could actually connect with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923255

You built a wall. What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925329
Because I'm a passive aggressive babby who wants to eventually check in on how you're doing so I can laugh at you behind your back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8919536
No, not even online

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925350
I have something like this. I've known her for something like 9 years. She recently asked me how I would tell someone I loved them, and I told her I wouldn't because I'm going to be a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

I just stopped talking to the only real life (originally online) friend I had anymore after almost 10 years because he became a weed addict.

[Anonymous No.]

I have "friends" and for some reason unknown reason to me people like my company and multiple people say I am their best friend and open up to me about their personal issues.

I still feel deeply understood and even lonelier than when I had no-one to talk to. It make me feel guilty people feel attached to me to some degree but I don't understand them or the things they get upset about. Or maybe I don't even empathize with their pain is what makes me feel bad. I don't know.

I just want to live a gentle, peaceful life with someone I can love.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>8923293
Openness to Experience/Intellect
You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 7)

Conscientiousness.
You are neither organized or disorganized. (Your percentile: 52)

Extraversion
You probably remain calm, even in tense situations. (Your percentile: 11)

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>8923293
You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 7)
You are neither organized or disorganized. (Your percentile: 52)
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 5)
You find it easy to express irritation with others. (Your percentile: 38)

You probably remain calm, even in tense situations. (Your percentile: 11)

sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925350

Why are you so sure she is a lesbian?

[Anonymous No.]

I talk to one of you from here, this is not my homeboard however. Feel my post belongs here though.

She's very nice, but very quiet, but has like 99 e-friends. Heavily compliments me and talks about personal things when we rarely talk. Always seems to be somewhere else in mind otherwise.

Feels misunderstood/used too by the ever growing mass that is her burdening e-friends. Feel like she's on the verge of just vanishing.

Not sure what to think of it really, don't speak to her much, she's a pretty decent lady otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925474
>99 e-friends

SULLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925474

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925481
Comes across more like..
>Add everyone, ever.
>Be scared to talk to them.
>Be even more scared to remove them.

[LoN !!00u+ykK4iFz No.]

Not really, I just have my hobbies, namely my job, animu/manga/LNs&VNs and barbells.
I don't even look bad.
Talking to people and getting to know them isn't very hard, growing attached and remaining in touch is though.
It does hurt my job opportunities however.
But to be honest I like my solitude.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have a friend but I told him I was going to kill myself, and when I didn't I felt too ashamed to log back into the chat room we met in, so I never did.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>8925566
now he thinks you're dead, so you should log back in and wise fwom your gwave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925615
Altered Beast!
There's probably furry porn existing of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8925641

Anything that involves anthropomorphic tigers, wolves, and dragons would work for it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have friends irl, but none of them can understand me like /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to have a quiet and gentle life with someone I love.

Harvest Moon destroyed my perception of reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
What does my test score mean

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I have friends, but even the most kind hearted ones use me.
I'm just the type you take advantage of, you know?
Ever since I remember, my best friend in primary school, my outcast group in secondary, and now, in university. Only college was different in that I didn't give a shit about making friends, so I hung about with a lovable stoner at the back of the class. I can't make good friends because I wouldn't be a good friend myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926791

I don't understand. Use you for what? I've never really understood this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926576
The idea of eating in a bathroom disgusted me so I just never ate lunch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926813
They use him for his ass pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926813
His cute buttpussy.

[【スパーキー④】⚡ !FCr.DTJy2k!!54bDy3LQvy8 No.]

>>8923293
http://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/results/?oR=0.85&cR=0.5&eR=0.5&aR=1&nR=0.531&amp
;y=1990&g=f

mine ww

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
Openness to Experience/Intellect
You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 12)

Conscientiousness
You probably have a messy desk! (Your percentile: 13)

Extraversion
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 3)

Agreeableness
You find it easy to criticize others. (Your percentile: 4)

Neuroticism
You are a generally anxious person and tend to worry about things. (Your percentile: 93)

Look at my extreme scores. You can't beat them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926887
You seem like a top notch sperglord dick with no friends who yells at his parents. Am I close?

[Anonymous No.]

>Openness to Experience/Intellect
You are relatively open to new experiences. (Your percentile: 70)
>Conscientiousness
You probably have a messy desk! (Your percentile: 13)
>Extraversion
You are extremely outgoing, social, and energetic. (Your percentile: 83)
>Agreeableness
You tend to consider the feelings of others. (Your percentile: 69)
>Neuroticism
You tend to become anxious or nervous. (Your percentile: 66)

[Anonymous No.]

Conscientiousness
You are well-organized, and are reliable. (Your percentile: 79)

Extraversion
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 7)

Agreeableness
You find it easy to criticize others. (Your percentile: 8)

Neuroticism
You are generally relaxed. (Your percentile: 37)

ｌｏｏｋｓ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｉｍ　ａｎ　ａｓｓｈｏｌｅ　ｗｗｗ

[Anonymous No.]

>Openness to Experience/Intellect
You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 7)
>Conscientiousness
You probably have a messy desk! (Your percentile: 17)
>Extraversion
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 7)
>Agreeableness
You find it easy to criticize others. (Your percentile: 2)
>Neuroticism
You probably remain calm, even in tense situations. (Your percentile: 18)

[Anonymous No.]

You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 0)

You tend to do things somewhat haphazardly. (Your percentile: 35)

You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 1)

You are good-natured, courteous, and supportive. (Your percentile: 90)

You tend to become anxious or nervous. (Your percentile: 71)

[Anonymous No.]

>>8923293
Openness to Experience/Intellect
You are somewhat conventional. (Your percentile: 24)
Conscientiousness
You probably have a messy desk! (Your percentile: 13)
Extraversion
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 1)
Agreeableness
You find it easy to criticize others. (Your percentile: 4)
Neuroticism
You are a generally anxious person and tend to worry about things. (Your percentile: 80)

[Anonymous No.]

I gave up on making friends because they leave me sooner or later anyways and I'm content with the friends I have

[Anonymous No.]

Openness to Experience/Intellect
High scorers tend to be original, creative, curious, complex; Low scorers tend to be conventional, down to earth, narrow interests, uncreative.
You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 12)


Conscientiousness
High scorers tend to be reliable, well-organized, self-disciplined, careful; Low scorers tend to be disorganized, undependable, negligent.
You tend to do things somewhat haphazardly. (Your percentile: 35)


Extraversion
High scorers tend to be sociable, friendly, fun loving, talkative; Low scorers tend to be introverted, reserved, inhibited, quiet.
You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 1)


Agreeableness
High scorers tend to be good natured, sympathetic, forgiving, courteous; Low scorers tend to be critical, rude, harsh, callous.
You find it easy to express irritation with others. (Your percentile: 22)


Neuroticism
High scorers tend to be nervous, high-strung, insecure, worrying; Low scorers tend to be calm, relaxed, secure, hardy.
You tend to become anxious or nervous. (Your percentile: 71)

Did I win?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really trust people anymore

[ロリビッチ !!pmxovA7qaHC No.]

I'm friends with the staff, they let me post whatever I want!!! :))

[Anonymous No.]

I have a lot of online friends, but our relationships usually go stale within a year or two.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to be sober all my life (I'm 22).

Recently I started drinking to fit in with my friends as I want some social contact.

What have I done to myself?­

[Anonymous No.]

You prefer traditional and familiar experiences. (Your percentile: 16)

You probably have a messy desk!
(Your percentile: 2)

You probably enjoy spending quiet time alone. (Your percentile: 7)

You find it easy to express irritation with others. (Your percentile: 22)

You probably remain calm, even in tense situations.
(Your percentile: 18)

Man, I sound like an asshole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8926887
You got exactly my results.

[Anonymous No.]

What if we tried starting an msn/steam group for this kind of thing on /jp/? We could maybe play video games or stream anime together or something, it'd be nice to meet some new people online.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

I have a few IRL but I hardly see any of them except for one of them.

I have a lot of internet acquaintances that I like a whole lot but I always feel like I'd be imposing on them to attempt to go beyond the superficial and no one ever seems too interested, anyway.

Still, it's better than having to watch your back for assholes that wanna shit on you.

[Anonymous No.]

These threads always end bad for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929567

Feel free to add me on msn or skype if you're interested, I'm completely fine with talking to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929620

Forgot to add, skype is soupdapple

[Anonymous No.]

>>8921308
So the girl was playing Warcraft III when she was seven or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8929625
A true /jp/ friend wouldn't use skype

[Anonymous No.]

uguu~

[Anonymous No.]

People act so kind and nice to me at first, making the nicest impression.
Then they stop wanting to talk to me, it makes me feel like I run everything.