/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

This seemed yet another ronery thread until the Naruto part. 0/10, reported.

[Anonymous No.]

fug u :--DDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

i won't let this thread die

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

ΚĻªýǷÈ× ɧªS ⊥ªΚÈη мÈ
my speaker started burning when the bass dropped

[Anonymous No.]

but she has that fugly mole

[Anonymous No.]

おれのよめ。

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909745
Lucky Star tricks otakus into thinking that you can be happy with lifestyle, which is obviously wrong.
That anime harmed a lot the Japanese youth (and in other countries too I guess).

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909791
Exactly.

Girls like Konata do *not* exist in real life. No, people like Konata do *not* exist in real life. Otakus are, by definition, failures at life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909833
There are girls that like anime a lot, but they're annoying as hell 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909838
But Konata is a otaku girl that has a successful life. Real life otaku girls don't.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8909842
they do

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909846
The immense majority majority of otakus, both male and female, lead pitiful lives in real life. If you don't realize this you're delusional.

[Anonymous No.]

> I like Konata, she's perfect !
You forgot one crucial element here : She's a 2D girl.
And i'm pretty sure she said that she would never date an otaku guy in the anime if i'm not mistaken.

So yeah, long story short : You've been deceived all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909876
Of course he's delusional, look who you're talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Tsukasa's theme song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrD599PgGmg

What's your favorite chara song, OP??

[Anonymous No.]

>I got dumped a lot of times
>I will never have a girlfriend
There's something fishy about this post but I can't quite put my finger on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909885
>You forgot one crucial element here : She's a 2D girl.
WHat are you talking about, she's perfect BECAUSE she is 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

On a side note i'm starting to get real mad at all the bullshit going around recently.

> Otakus can be successful in life
> NEETs can have hot babes
> Shut-in can be genius who will change the fate of their country
> insert another bullshit statment and make an manga/anime/movie of it

Couldn't they just leave us alone or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909972
Better than any attempts at depicting otakus or shutins or anything in western media.

[Anonymous No.]

shit thread, but /r/ing the copypasta about fucking the salty, poor-complexion Konata.

[None !desuV9JP12 No.]

How sad...

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909989
Most of the threads are usually copypasta anon, your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909781
hello wtH how have you been

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>8909972
someone should make sticky what is a hiki , neet and otaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>8910005
ugh such a hard day at school
sure is tough being a neet lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909989
What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art).
First off, her figure. She's abnormally short and skinny, with a chest like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. She has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to her (flat, see previous) ass. Third, face. She has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. She has an IRL catlip. On top of that, living off of chocolate cornets and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given her a particularly vibrant complexion.
All this, combined with the fact that she probably fucks like a minx, make her over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict her. Picture this goofball at her monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. Her mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter her bed, and her hair sticks out every which way as she sticks a filthy finger into her dripping cunt, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where her plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and she STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the Konata I want to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909935
100% Nai Nai Nai

[Anonymous No.]

>>8909999
wtH is the only person in the world who hates moles? No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>8910030
If I actually wanted to find pictures like this, what tag would I even use for Danbooru?