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Hollywood is going to be making a 3d touhou movie and you are in charge of the castings. Who would you cast and why?

witch 2hus wuld u cast for a 3d movie?

>> No.8905609
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All of these. Also Reimu as the main character of course

>> No.8905644

Zack Effron as Yukari
Johny Depp as Reimu
Leonardo Decaprio as Alice
Brad Pitt as Ran
Will Smith's son as Chen
Keanu Reeves as Aya
Owen Wilson as Marisa
Ben Stiller as Kaguya
George Clooney as Eirin

I'm probably over budget already.

>> No.8905657

Obligatory post complaining about Reimu's left breast.

>> No.8905660

James Van Der Beek as Siegfried Kircheis.

>> No.8905677

angelina jolie as yukari

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I don't know the name of any 3D actors.

>> No.8905681

ZUN, ANT and FANG will play all roles.

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>> No.8905699

>>8905680
Was just about to say this.

>> No.8905700

I want that one guy from Vanilla Sky to play Reimu.

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>>8905680
As opposed to 2D ones?

>> No.8905711

Jackie Chan as Meiling
Stephen Fry as Patchy
Samuel L Jackson as Sakuya

tell me you wouldnt watch it

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WHY ARE YOU NOT CHOOSING ASIAN PEOPLE
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO WASP
RACISTS

>> No.8905724 [DELETED] 

George Clooney as George Clooney.

Will Smith as Rinnosuke.

Keanu Reeves as Reimu.

Some Australian guy as Marisa.

Hopefully the movie will be about George Clooney stuck in Gensokyo.

>> No.8905727

>>8905722
Americans don't respond to Asian protagonists.

>> No.8905731

Spike Dudley as Reimu
Alain Delon as Marisa
Betty White as Yukari
Meryl Streep as Ran
That midget from Austin Powers as Chen
A girl version of Jackie Chan as Hong
Some dumb French Muslim as Ichirin
Lord Tensai as Unzan

>> No.8905743

I'd cast random people from /jp/ for all of them. A masterpiece is born.

>> No.8905752

>>8905644
>Leonardo Decaprio as Alice
>Keanu Reeves as Aya
>George Clooney as Eirin
10/10 cast choice, would watch.

>> No.8905755

George Clooney as George Clooney.

Will Smith as Rinnosuke.

Keanu Reeves as Reimu.

Some Australian guy as Marisa.

Mike Myers as Shikieki.

Robert Wagner as Komachi.

Hopefully the movie will be about George Clooney stuck in Gensokyo.

>> No.8905771

>>8905755
>George Clooney
Ocean's Fourteen.
A crime comedy about George Clooney and his fourteen youkai girlfriends trying to rob SDM.

>> No.8905775

Liam Neeson as Byakuren
David Thewlis as Shou
Tom Hanks as Murasa
Russell Crowe as Ichirin
Bruce Willis as Unzan
Adam Sandler as Nazrin

>> No.8905781

>>8905771
I would pay to see this.

>> No.8905790

Bruce Willis as danmaku.

>> No.8905792

The girl from the T Mobile ad as Reimu
Something Johansson (I don't know, Brother Johansson or something) as Marisa
Natalie Portman as Tokiko
John Goodman as Gensokyo

Reimu beats and robs Tokiko while Marisa watches.

>> No.8905799

>>8905790
It would be an artsy sort of movie where you're basically watching someone play the game, only every bullet is Bruce Willis' head.

*holds up spork*

>> No.8905814

>>8905799
Sick 9s, baka.

It would be quite funny if a guy changed his name to Dan Maku.

>> No.8905827

>>8905657

FUUUUUUU

>> No.8905837

I'd Remillia's armits at full force.

>> No.8905853

>>8905657

I didn't notice it until you mentioned it, jerk.

>> No.8905854

>>8905837
this

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>this thread

>> No.8905869

>>8905853
>>8905827
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.8905877

>>8905859
More horrible breasts.

>> No.8905873

>>8905603
Holy shit, that fucking left teat.

It would've been such a nice picture, too.

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>> No.8905924

wtf, condense your threads, there already is a reimu thread somewhere.

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>> No.8905945

You know, I just realized I've become completely disconnected from who popular actors these days are.

Like, I watched Drive and apparently the lead actor is popular recently, but it was the first I ever heard of him.

I really feel detached from the western popular culture.

Well, not as much as I feel detached from the culture of my country, I guess, but still.

>> No.8905964

>>8905945
What culture are you attached to then? I doubt shitty eroges and 2hu doujins are mainstream among the nips.

>> No.8905962

>>8905945
>I watched Drive
I don't even know what you are talking about.

>> No.8905983

Reimu = Megan Fox
Marisa = Lindsay Lohan
Yuuka = Rosie O'Donell

>> No.8906009

>>8905945
I have a HUGE crush on Ryan Gosseling <3

>> No.8906031

>>8905945
>Drive
That show never even finished one season on FOX. It was never popular.

>> No.8907495

Jessica Alba as Marisa.

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